Quirky Writer
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Joined 08-23-04, id: 658730
Author has written 5 stories for Lost, and Law and Order: SVU.

Salutations! I am Quirky Writer, formerly known as Homicidal Maniac, your average, teenaged, redheaded,book-obsessed, movie-obsessed, dog-loving, quote-collecting,Midwestern writer! (:D) Now, some random facts about me --

Name: Not telling.

Age: 15, but almost everyone agrees I act like I'm 30.

Gender: Female

Location: Somewhere in Midwestern USA.

Hair color: Red

Eye color: Green

Height: 5'5

Shoe Size: 8

Weight: Typically within the general vicinity of 115 and 120.

Hobbies: Writing, reading, acting, singing, drawing caricatures of my friendswith calligraphy pens, playing with my dogs, wiggling my ears, swimming, diving, typing at incredible speeds, and teaching myself how to whistle again.

Siblings: An older, satrical brother in college, and a rude, obnoxious, immature, self-absorbed sister, who is 18 and about to leave for college, too.

Pets: A 10-year-old, German Shorthaired Pointer named Casey, a 1-year-old Cavalier King Charles Spaniel named Toby, and two cats, Marcus and Reeses, who I really don't like, but my sister does.

Career Goals: I'll either be a writer or stage actor. Not entirely sure, though. Criminology fascinates me, too, so...

Writing is always going to be at the helm, I guess you could say, in my life. It's what drives me. I published a book when I was 12 (it wasn't very good, mind you, and I've improved tremendously since then) but have steered away from writing long, drippy novels. I use fanfiction as exercise when I don't want to write to my screenplays and/or plays. It keeps me in tip-top shape. (:D)


Color: Aqua

Food: Chinese, Ramen Noodles, Jones Soda, and cheescake

Animal: Dogs, horses, dolphins, and manatees

Books: "Practical Magic", "White Oleander", "Turtle Moon", "Piece By Piece", "The Night Room", "Little Women", and "Girl, Interrupted".

Author: Alice Hoffman

Movies: "Sliding Doors", "American Graffiti", "The Lord of the Rings Trilogy", "Moulin Rouge!", "The Pianist", "The Hours", "The Color Purple", "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind", "House of Sand and Fog", "While You Were Sleeping", "Napoleon Dynamite", "The Village", "About a Boy", and "Bend it Like Beckham"

Actor: Tom Hanks

Actress: Nicole Kidman

Screenwriters: Charlie Kauffman and M.Night Shyamalan

Directors: M. Night Shyamalan and Peter Jackson

Music Preferences: I am a die-hard Tori Amos fan. But I also love 70s rock, and people like Alanis Morrisette, Sarah McLauchlan, Keane, Jet, Dolly Parton, Mindy Smith, Anita Baker, and Heart.

TV Shows: Lost, That 70's Show, E.R., Law and Order: SVU, Will and Grace, Family Guy, Sex and the City, Seinfeld, and Ebert & Roeper.

Ships - LOST -Charlie/Claire, Sayid/Shannon, Sayid/Kate, Sawyer/Kate (Although I despise Kate) HARRY POTTER - Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Draco/Ginny E.R. - Luca/Abby, Luca/Sam, Carter/Abby SEX AND THE CITY - Carrie/Big THAT 70'S SHOW - Hyde/Donna, Eric/Donna, Fez/Jackie, Hyde/Jackie L&O: SVU - Stabler/Casey


"I write because I don't want just one life; I demand a wider selection." -- Anne Tyler

"Before you change the world, maybe you should change yourself." -- Tori Amos, "Angels" (Those are words I wish everyone would live by.)

"Hey, look on the bright side - at least you have a boyfriend for your parents to kill." -- Me

"It takes almost no effort to be rude or sarcastic, but it is extremely difficult to be nice." -- Me

"You look beautiful when you sleep." -- Girl, Interrupted the movie

"You're supposed to gibberdize it!" -- Dalana, in a moment of sheer ditziness

Me: Is it the flowers? Kaitlyn: It's not the flowers. Me: Oh, okay... Is it the flowers? Kaitlyn: NO IT'S NOT THE FLOWERS! -- whil'st playing I Spy.

I hope you enjoy my stories! Don't be afraid to be mean in your criticism; I can handle it. Oh, and make sure to look at my favorite Authors page and read what they have - especially Nicole11, she's a riot.

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Kidnapping Elliot Stabler reviews
CHAPTER 5 FINALLY UP! Alma's evil little scheme has begun to unfold, but has Olivia reached a dead end in the case? Aaaand... the longawaited and much demanded departure of Kathy!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,540 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/31/2005 - Published: 9/3/2005
The Kiss reviews
Olivia and Elliot lock lips in the heat of the moment, but have doubts about it once they see the chaos it inflicts when their coworkers and adoring public hear the story. ParodyOneshot.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/24/2005
Surprise, Surprise! reviews
Are Kate and Jack finally giving in to their secret, forbidden desires! Read to find out! Rated PG13 or “T” for double entendres and the like.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Jack, Kate
Instinct reviews
Sawyer's POV on the raft, during Exodus III the season finale, when the flare has been shot, and the blip appears on the screen again. Rated for language. ONESHOT.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Sawyer - Complete
Echoes reviews
I'm not in too deep, if you're concerned about that. I'm still in fairly shallow water....as cheesy as that is. I'm just - curious... HUMOROUS ONE-SHOT
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Complete
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