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Please Stop Eating The Hell Butterflies by Mistress Nika reviews
A missive to the Gotei 13 from Yamamoto.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 35,029 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 2,783 - Follows: 2,017 - Updated: 11/29/2021 - Published: 5/19/2010
Soul Butterfly Daycare by 157yrs reviews
Ulquiorra and Orihime's face their biggest adventure yet: preschool. With Genryūsai Shigekuni Yamamoto as their teacher and playmates who include: Ichigo & Rukia, Grimmjow, Nelliel, Renji, Tatsuki and Uryuu; it's sure to be an exciting class.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 31,036 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/8/2021 - Published: 2/23/2015 - [Orihime I., Ulquiorra] Tatsuki A., Grimmjow J.
Libélula by 0Enidan0 reviews
Without a word, Ulquiorra Schiffer led an apprehensive Orihime Inoue to a room where she would now be spending most of her hours. Everything about this man was cold; his words were short, and his expression was inanimate...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 2/8/2021 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
Dear Bleach Fanfiction Authors by Sariniste reviews
Humorous short letters to Bleach fanfiction authors: what the characters would say in response to common fanfic clichés. Canon universe, mostly. No non-canon pairings. Drabble series. Plus, how to improve your writing in ten easy lessons from the Shinigami Women's and Men's Associations.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 107 - Words: 60,638 - Reviews: 6391 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 4/3/2017 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Ichigo K.
Disorder by isharaine reviews
Orihime knows her classmate Ulquiorra hates her, but he seems to be there when she needs him the most. UlqXHime AU Happy birthday, 29th Spirit!
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,966 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/23/2016 - Published: 4/5/2016 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Tell Yourself by Princess Kitty1 reviews
They've survived the war. He's gained a heart. Now Ulquiorra and Orihime get to face their most interesting challenge yet: living together. A series of drabbles and interrelated one-shots in which shenanigans ensue.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 186,726 - Reviews: 3843 - Favs: 1,939 - Follows: 1,208 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Crush by isharaine reviews
It begins with a crush on a customer, but it's not as harmless as Orihime thought it would be. Catching the eye of Tokyo's biggest gang boss and getting attacked by his thugs are just the tip of the iceberg. But does her crush like her back? Rated M for language, violence, angst and mature themes. AU UlqXHime Cover art by Lilarin
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 109,131 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 11/15/2015 - Published: 7/24/2015 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Superman by Darksknight reviews
Watch me unfold. Watch me burn like you were supposed to. (Ichigo-centric, placed after winter war. Chapter 2; Orihime-centric. Not IchiHime)
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,438 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/4/2015 - Published: 3/27/2015 - Ichigo K., Orihime I., Chad/Y. Sado, Uryuu I.
The Hollow and The Halcyon by MockingbirdSoul reviews
Can the Espada be forced to reform and serve the Soul Society in the human world? Or will their loyalties lie with the kind-hearted human girl next door? [NOTE: Under Revision - Read at your own risk]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 119,155 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 4/11/2015 - [Orihime I., Ulquiorra] Espada
Hair Secrets of the Gotei 13 by isharaine reviews
The best kept secrets of the Seiritei- How does Kenpachi keep his hair looking so stiff? Why does Unohaha wear a braid down her chest? What curse is Byakuya hiding under his kenseikan? A series of One-Shots about the Gotei 13 Captains and their hair. Humor, OOC, Crack, PWP
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,465 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/5/2015 - Published: 6/19/2015 - Ichigo K., Byakuya K., T. Hitsugaya, J. Ukitake - Complete
Nothing Simple by Darksknight reviews
Something tells me that this is not simple lust. (Ulquiorra POV- Sequel to Bloodlust, but makes sense as a separate piece.) M rated chapters are marked as such and easily skipped with summeries at the end so that those who do not wish to read any M content can keep up with the story and read it as a T.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,272 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/20/2015 - Published: 1/4/2015 - [Ulquiorra, Orihime I.] Rukia K., Tatsuki A.
Bloodlust by Darksknight reviews
There are no victors in war, only survivors.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,721 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 11/20/2014 - [Ulquiorra, Orihime I.] [Ichigo K., Rukia K.] - Complete
Madness in Las Noches by kyoraku08 reviews
Aizen hosts a party to celebrate the debut of his huge throne. He invites Gin, Tosen and the Espada...but do the Arrancar have enough manners to attend an event of such importance? Are they able to behave? Or will they only embarrass Aizen-sama in this historical event? Story entirely composed of Madness! UPDATE: I decided to write some more episodes, so keep an eye on this ;)
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,788 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/9/2014 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Ulquiorra, G. Ichimaru
7 Minutes by Princess Kitty1 reviews
Seven Minutes in Heaven is only fun when you're not twelve, terrified, and tricked into playing with someone you've never met. [AU]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,199 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/25/2014 - [Orihime I., Ulquiorra] - Complete
Memento Vivere by LiberumVersu reviews
"Say something. I'm giving up on you." A terminally ill patient meets a lovely vibrant girl. Can they make a miracle happen? Ulquihime [Oneshot] AU
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,718 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
chAngE by Yue-to-Sakura reviews
Orihime Inoue was tired of standing around, waiting for things to happen. In her own way, she was going to change... In her own way, she was going to embrace her past and set things in motion for HIS sake.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,669 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
The Ultimate Guide to Writing Smut Fic by Quinn Anderson reviews
A fellow Sherlock author asked me to put together a comprehensive guide to writing both gay and straight erotic fiction, as well as lists of sexy words and some general writing tips. Please feel free to use. Includes Table of Contents and References.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,043 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 1,547 - Follows: 456 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Molly Hooper - Complete
house of butterflies by moon strut reviews
orihime, and a handful of ashes. —ulquiorra&orihime
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Anesthesia by Hardwood Studios reviews
Will has a dinner date. Hannibal serves his date for dinner. [Hannibal/Will]
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 91 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Will G., Hannibal L. - Complete
A Leap of Faith by myula reviews
Dr. Orihime Inoue's life is turned upside when Professor Ulquiorra Schiffer shows up in her emergency room. In the midst of a quarter-life crisis, Orihime tries to control her passion for Ulquiorra, support her friends, and figure out who she really is as a grown woman.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 223,030 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Sympathy for the Devil by grandlarseny reviews
The road to hell is paved with good intentions...
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,475 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
The Enigma Variations by K-chan9 reviews
Glimpses into the mysterious relationship between Inoue Orihime and Ulquiorra. Oneshot and drabble collection. Please read, enjoy and review.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,132 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
What Really Matters by StrawberryMerry reviews
Recently, Orihime has been receiving a lot of confessions from boys at school, and when Ulquiorra finds a love letter from one of her admirers, he's not too pleased.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,104 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Emperor Ashcan by ManonLeChat reviews
A collection of unconnected 100 word Orihime/Ulquiorra drabbles written for Live Journal's ulquihime100. All genres.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Muse by Princess Kitty1 reviews
-AU- "You'll always be a whore, just like your mother." Those words had been her undoing. Now years later, amidst the brokenness of her life there came this strange man, asking for what no one else ever had: Her heart. UlquiHime – Dark Fic-
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 151,877 - Reviews: 1619 - Favs: 1,469 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Pale by YulieAna reviews
She wouldn't conform to his views. She wouldn't recognize his authority. Despite her weaknesses, she still has the will to defy him, change him and pull him into the unknown. UlquiHime.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,828 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
A Matter of Some Delicacy by sinemoras09 reviews
AU. Ulquiorra learns the nature of human companionship. Ulquiorra/Orihime. No spoilers.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,380 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Building Coffins by sinemoras09 reviews
He watches the world unravel. Ishida and the aftermath of Hueco Mundo. Angst. One-sided Ishida/Orihime, hinted Ulquiorra/Orihime. Spoilers for the current arc.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Uryuu I., Orihime I. - Complete
Espada's Guide to Life, Hueco Mundo and Everything by Aquamarine Columbine reviews
Even the Espada need entertainment. That's why Ulquiorra started this 'wisdom-book' to pass the time. Featuring entries from all in Las Noches. ABANDONED.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Ulquiorra
Squad 4's Pregnancy Guide for the Unwed Shinigami by ManonLeChat reviews
He's a fun-loving sociopath. She's an alcoholic with a heart of gold. What could possibly go wrong? Gin, Rangiku, and Hitsugaya's worst nightmare. Humor. Crack. Complete!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 8/26/2009 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Crossroads by Miss Soupy reviews
oneshot The war ended and now Orihime must decide where her life will go from here. Luckily, she finds out she isn't the only one who fears tomorrow. UlquiHime
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,514 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
The Cold Is To Be Endured by Enslavement-Thesis reviews
Nothing is easy, but sometimes the things that are hard are impossible. When Orihime loses those that meant the most to her, she is faced with a life in Hueco Mundo. The overall question is not whether she can adapt, but whether she can endure. UlquiHime
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,501 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
Till Sunbeams Find You by Enisy reviews
They were Hikoboshi and Orihime, but they also had a touch of Hades and Persephone. - Ulquihime, won 1st place in the BleachAsylum FC's Tanabata contest -
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,945 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Fair Play by ManonLeChat reviews
Turnabout is fair play and Gin Ichimaru and Ulquiorra Cifer share a similar type. Implied Gin x Rangiku; teeeny bit of UlquiHime.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/9/2009 - G. Ichimaru, Ulquiorra - Complete
Roomies by ManonLeChat reviews
Ulquiorra discovers the way to a woman's heart. Humor. Crack. Oneshot, complete.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
all fall down by keem reviews
UPDATED 05-05. Ulquiorra x Orihime. "I've cared for you, tended to you, ensured that your every physical need was met. And yet your allegiance continues to waver. Why?" Ongoing. R&R.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,164 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
Human Anatomy by Odyssion reviews
UlquiHime drabbles. They go through the motions of what it's like to be alive.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,324 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Wicked Games by Pardon the Insanity reviews
It was supposed to be imaginary, a game of make-believe, and nothing more. But in every lie was a shred of truth, and slowly they both had to realize that there was more to the fabricated bonds they had allowed to pass between them. Ulquihime
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,753 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Play Pretend by N.Raining reviews
Children are not the only ones to play “Pretend” when reality is not to their liking. Ulquihime. Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Don't by Pardon the Insanity reviews
He didn't want to feel, and he didn't want to care. But around Orihime, Ulquiorra found it difficult to keep from doing either. Ulquihime
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,543 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Can't Get The Help These Days by Von Doomsatan Productions reviews
It's days like this are the reason why Ulquiorra doesn't have Fraccion.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
My Classmate Is An Arrancar by WhereIsMyBacon reviews
Having gotten a Gigai from the infamous storekeeper and transferred to Karakura high. Ulquiorra is finding life as a human much more frustrating than he had thought. Especially when it came to that oblivious woman he did all of this for...[UlquiHime]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,780 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
Through Endless Sands by GeoFount reviews
[OrihimeUlquiorra] Orihime talks to the dead. [oneshot]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
It's Art by Finite Sledgehammer reviews
Rukia draws Kon, Ichigo does not approve. Yet another cracky oneshot!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Ascent Into Madness by a certain slant of light reviews
Thirteen drabbles illustrating Orihime's ascent into the Arrancar ranks, into madness, and into her ambiguous relationship with Ulquiorra. Challenge for the LiveJournal community, 13drabbles. [UlquiHime]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,315 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Broken Fence by a certain slant of light reviews
Ulquiorra is given an unexpected order. “As long as she has trust, she has hope.” [UlquiHime][drabble]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
The Recovery of Salt by Rabbitprint reviews
Spoilers for the Soul Society arc. A Rangiku and Gin fic. Trust is a delicate thing, and the breaking of it rarely comes clean.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,670 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/26/2007 - R. Matsumoto, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Aizen's Diary by incandescens reviews
Recruiting Others through Guile and Intelligence. Not particularly serious.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Complete