hipotamushide bio
Author has written 16 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight. Hello hello! So I seem to be writing again, which, along with my neurotic cleaning, is merely a form of procrastination. So expect most updates around exam time :) A little bit about me: I'm a third year uni student with absolutely no desire of graduating and growing up. I have the unfortunate habit of ignoring a situation and hoping it goes away. I fidget. Constantly. I spend way too much time on Youtube. I am a tea-aholic and am considering rehab. I'm a disgustingly cheerful morning person which everyone I meet seems to hate. Also, I'm the world's worst cook and can't even make toast without the fire alarm going off. So there you go, a few trivial facts of little to no importance. I hope you enjoy my stories. I apologise: some are old and badly written. Others are just badly written. I'm currently working on The Choice, a BellaxJacob Twilight fic that popped into my head after rereading New Moon and realising Bella needed to become her own person. And of course watching the movies and falling desperately in love with (inappropriately young) Jacob. Much love, Annie xx | |||||||
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It had to be You! by TipTopToo reviews
Bella doesn't jump off the cliff alone spurring the later events in New Moon, so what happens when Alice doesn't show up and Bella doesn't run off to Italy? My take on a Jacob/Bella story line!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,919 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 7/1/2020 - Published: 4/9/2019 - [Bella, Jacob]
Only you by WolfSpirit90 reviews
What happens when the first meeting between Bella and new wolf Jacob goes a little differently from the books? This will start from the point in New Moon when Bella confronts Jacob as to why he's been avoiding her. Will span from then into Eclipse with the return of Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 75,808 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 2/4/2020 - Published: 2/24/2014 - [Bella, Jacob] Edward - Complete
Morning Light by ExtraordinarilyHuman reviews
New Moon AU. Jacob is only steps behind Bella when she goes over the cliff. As a result, there's no interruption when she decides to stake a claim on him in the only way she knows how. Will Jacob's love pull her up out of the darkness for good? This is how my Team Jacob heart wanted the story to end. True to the canon characterizations, with lots of Jake/Bella fluffy goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,012 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 8/22/2018 - Published: 5/24/2018 - [Bella, Jacob]
Love and Other Tragedies by Fancyeyes reviews
"We don't deserve her," the Head Boy answered thoughtfully. "None of us do. Not even me. Not because she's perfect. She's not. Sometimes I think she's even more disastrously flawed than the rest of us combined. And not because she's beautiful, even though she is. Certainly not for being lovely because she never was.We don't deserve her because she's so much more than we'll ever be"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 229,880 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Waiting Game by Kez437 reviews
What happens when Edward leaves Bella again? In his absence will Jake and Bella finally become more than friends or is it too late to even salvage that? And why is Charlie absent so much all of a sudden? Only one way to find out, wait and see.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,841 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Jacob, Bella
Our Battles by ThroughTheTrapdoor reviews
"Lily shuddered at the feel of James's warm breath against her skin. She wanted to yell and curse at him; to hit him, even. She knew he was doing this on purpose, trying to provoke some kind of reaction out of her. And, Merlin help her, it was working."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,441 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 3/23/2011 - [Lily Evans P., James P.]
Destruction of the Intangible by Abarraine reviews
one little doubt took the whole world down. Can it be rebuilt? can a person learn to trust again? to love again?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,939 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
These Days by littlewinter reviews
"I groaned and buried my face in my hands. I was a jerk. Here she was, the girl I'd been fighting for over almost a year now. She'd finally given me her little finger and what did I do? Grab her boob. Smooth, Black." Bella/Jacob. Written in JPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 189,120 - Reviews: 1299 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Little By Little by Loten reviews
The Immortals war is over, but for Daine and Numair, the rest of their lives has only just begun - and there's a lot to sort out. Sequel to Lost & Found. Complete.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,757 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Complete
Here With Me by LJS4everandAlways2 reviews
He thought she hated him. She thought she was just bragging rights. He kept missing his chances. She was running away scared. A story of love that follows Lily and James from 6th year until graduation. PreDH. RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 105,074 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 2/14/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Quick, Grab the Cheese Wheels and Run! by charmingly-holly reviews
Ginny Weasely is stuck as Maid of Honor in two separate, highly unconventonal weddings. She's none too happy about the situation, as it only reminds her that she is Without a Wizard. To top things off, she's hungry, and she's not allowed to eat her hat...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,769 - Reviews: 1521 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
At Last I Find You by Koukla22 reviews
OneShot. Two handsome, dark haired wizards are in love with Lily Evans. One takes all she has to give, while the other loses everything he never had. SeverusLily.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,034 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Found by no escape from reality reviews
Oneshot. 'You don't know what you're looking for.' 'I think I'll know when I've found it.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Relentless Attention by Kit49 reviews
Oneshot. Back at the train station after a long summer holiday, James notices to his astonishment, that his beloved has done the unimaginable.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/6/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Dancing With Fire by MAD4magik reviews
Lord Voldemort could bring the world to its knees with a snap of his wrist, but the one thing he wanted, the one thing that would satisfy his hunger for blood, was the death of just four seventeen year olds.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,382 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 3/14/2006
The Day After by metro.max reviews
James Potter has something he needs to remember, but he just can't figure out what. [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/10/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Best Man's Speech by elenwyn reviews
It's Lily and James' wedding, and Prongs has asked his three best friends to say a little something...I have a feeling he's going to regret that... Funny little ficlet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,714 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/8/2006 - Published: 2/26/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Ginny's Best Christmas by Ghost Mommy Lady reviews
This is just a theory of mine about the ending of Ginny and Harry's relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,054 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Redundancy by charmingly-holly reviews
“Lily, getting you to go out with me is not a challenge. It’s an impossible feat that will only result in death or dismemberment. Or castration, though hopefully you’ll be kind enough to stick with the other options. But I have my doubts.”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/12/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Bones are not enough by theweirdkidinthecorner reviews
Ginny struggles with Anorexia, Bulimia, and an unrealistic goal of perfection. PG-13. If you are recovering from an eating disorder, I don't want to be the trigger. Please don't read if that is the case. Reviews are kindly accepted :-D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,228 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/28/2005 - Published: 10/22/2004
Good Morning is an Oxymoron, Usually by charmingly-holly reviews
ONESHOT. Ginny falls into a toilet. Harry helps her out. That's how the morning started. Who knew it could get any worse? Title supposed to be Good Morning is an Oxymoron...Usually.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
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Coming Home reviews
After the events of Eclipse, Bella realised that she needed freedom from Edward and her life in Forks. She moved to England for university, but after four years, it's now time to return to Washington. She is forced to make some difficult choices as she reunites with Edward and Jacob, and has to escape yet again from the Volturi. Jacob/Bella. Extreme Fluff. UPDATED rating now M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 83,146 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 8/21/2017 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Bella, Jacob
The Choice reviews
Bella/Jacob. Set during New Moon. Bella rescues Edward from the Volturi, but on returning to Forks, has to make the hardest choice of her life...the choice to be human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 69,801 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Bella, Jacob
James Potter was my Mosquito reviews
"James," Lily hissed. "Why are we in a forest?" James gulped. "So, um, funny story…" As new Head Boy and Girl, Lily and James are left in the middle of a forest with a week to make their way back to Hogwarts. And they're not allowed magic. T for now
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,398 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/4/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P.
More than One War in the Wizarding World reviews
They'd thrice defied Voldemort and according to Lily it had all been James' fault. But then again, everything was James' fault according to Lily. Keep your friends close, enemies closer, and wands under your pillow. The war has begun. LJ. romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,946 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Lily's Story reviews
In the big scheme of things we are living to die. But right here, right now, we’re all dying to live. We are in a war between those who believe in love, and those who don’t. And we will never stop fighting. Because we have something to fight for. LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,408 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 11/26/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
This is my bed so bugger off reviews
Oneshot. Her bed was her sanctuary. Pure and Simple. So what happens when she wakes up to find a boy is in it? Just a bit of fun. LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Simple Fairytale reviews
Oneshot. Lily Potter tells her son a bedtime story of a beautiful princess on a quest to marry a handsome prince. But when she falls in love, she discovers something unexpected. Short, sweet, and fluffy. LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/25/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A red rose reviews
Oneshot. A flower for a flower. But it seems James is a bit confused as to what type of flower Lily is. fluff. LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Open Your Eyes, Love reviews
Sure, they'd done it before, but hell, it had never been like this. Seven years of unconditional love can build to be something pretty crazy if you let it. And boy had they let it. LJ. fluffy and sexy. taken from my fic: 'More than...'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/14/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Love Will Prevail reviews
Oneshot. LJ. He hated her with all his heart. She needed him. He loved her with all is heart. She loathed him. It was the type of love one could not even conceive and now there was hope. Hope that love would prevail and all would be right with the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/5/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Earthworms and a Slightly Horny Suit of Armour reviews
With his wealth, charm, incredible Quidditch abilities, and of course his devastatingly goodlooks, James Potter claims he can win any girl's heart. Lily is out to prove him wrong. LJ lovehate. sure to put a smile on your face! R&R. rated T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,043 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/16/2007 - Published: 4/30/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Duck reviews
Ron gives Hermione a box of chickens. Madness ensues. Short and sweet. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
An apprentice for the potions master reviews
who knew i could sink so low? OK, it's a cliche, i'll admit it...hermione becomes apprentice, snape falls in love with her, they do some stuff which is definatley not legal...heard it all before? maybe not in this perspective.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Real Love reviews
[complete!] HG. Harry has the perfect life: an amazing wife, two great kids, and a wonderful job...but someone has it in for him and his family. this is very fluffy...i'm sorry. haha please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,924 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
All you need is love reviews
[complete!] HG. Follows the love of Harry and Ginny through the bad times as well as the good. Set after the final battle, but the war rages on. Harry and Ginny overcome death and distance to be together. Romance with plot. r&r!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,547 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Now that I love you, I'm afraid to lose you reviews
When I met you, I was afraid to kiss you. when I kissed you I was afraid to love you. But now I love you, and I'm so afraid of losing you. HarryGinny tearjerker.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete