ApacalyptiCserpent
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Joined 08-24-04, id: 658947
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

Hey People! As you know I'm ApolcalyptiCserpent! Anywho, I love reading Draco and Hermione fanfics, so if you know of any good ones contact me at allenfam.six@verizon.net . I also love fanart of Draco and Hermione, so once again if you know of good art, contact me!

If you came here wanting to know something about me, here goes. I have brown hair with natural blonde highlights, my eyes change color from blue to grey to brown to green, I'm 5'3, and live in Massachusetts. SoOoOo dull.

By the way, I love switchfoot, yellowcard, Def Leppard, ACDC, 3 Doors Down, Beastie Boys, Black Eyed Peas, and MANY many more. They ROCK!

I play field hockey and run. My best friend, alfonsoTHEllama is all about sports, and anything I do I get from her. After all she is like sports obsessed, well besides boys, if you meet any good ones be sure to tell her. If you are a hot guy, well you can talk to her, I guess, but be careful, she is a snake in the grass.

"Most boys feel shame," said my friend Sam to his friend Colin in the computer lab. My friend Jessi, aka alfonsoTHEllama, and I sat laughing on the other side of thier computers. I don't think he meant what we were laughing about because we were working on a disease project, but boy, that was funny.

Wow, random sausages! In the land of Kelakian... well, ask Jessi! It's a private IM joke. lol

Also, if you look at my story and my favorites, you'll notice a theme. If you find any stories at least half as good as these (not mine:) please email me about them.

I'm currently in a major brain fart as far as writing goes, but I'll try to fix it: )

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Corruptive by Marauders Gal reviews
When Hermione wakes up tied to Draco's bed in Malfoy Manor, he attempts to poison her and then Lucius gives her some rather shocking news over dinner, things seem like they can't get any worse for the poor girl. And then they do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,572 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 9/21/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Strange Engagement by Northern-Southern Belle reviews
Hermione is stuck on a dreary beach vacation with her parents when she gets a letter from Draco. His grandparents are coming and think he's engaged. She's his fake fiancee, but it's strictly business..right? R&R! Fuzzy Malfoy Family Alert!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 74,902 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
We Woke Up Married by CrazyGirl47 reviews
DracoHermione challenge response. AU sixth and seventh year. Exactly what the title says, but I'm putting as many new spins on the old cliche as possible. Primarily humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,256 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Love potions, in the wrong hands by catgurlfurreel2 reviews
Draco was pranked into drinking love potion, but what happens when it wears off? will he relize his true fellings for someone? and how will he get back at the one she likes more?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,022 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/30/2006 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Parents Too Young by AngelicDevil1 reviews
For a new class the students are put into pairs and given a baby to look after for 3 weeks. Two enemies are paired together, but maybe a baby is what they need to bring them together. Let the fun begin. HermioneDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 75,410 - Reviews: 3035 - Favs: 2,457 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sphinx by Dragonfires reviews
Hermione and Draco bet on whether will Harry lose to Ravenclaw. If he loses, Hermione will be Draco's servant for a month. All leads to prophesies, sword fighting, Veelas, halfbloods, and snogs. COMPLETE Please RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 43,709 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/26/2005 - Published: 2/28/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Tale of A Forbidden Love by StarJade reviews
A boy who turns into a dragon at night.....and a lonely girl who falls in love with a dragon she meets every night......a tale of a forbidden love , DHer. [complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,377 - Reviews: 1428 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 10/22/2005 - Published: 12/22/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Seven Deadly Sins of Holly Short by slime frog reviews
Holly gets cursed on the way into work (as you do) with a hex that means for the next seven days she will experience each of the seven sins. Needless to say chaos insues. Rated as secondary humour in account of my attempt to be funny...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,667 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/11/2005 - Published: 12/9/2003
Somnio Eternus by finally-defeated reviews
Torn apart as realization dawns upon the Gryffindor Golden girl, a potions class goes awry and she is transported back into the medieval times with none other than the not so despicable Draco Malfoy. Bitter sweet DHr. Side G?. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 115,829 - Reviews: 1321 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/28/2005 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Love where you least expect it by Pink Magic Marker reviews
Harry and Hermione are the perfect couple,or not? Ever since Harry found out that Ron has a crush on Hermione, He starts to scare her into staying with him..scaring her turns to abuse..Little does Hermione know, she finds new love in who she least expects
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,038 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/12/2005 - Published: 7/12/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Courting Miss Granger by Marmalade Fever reviews
According to the Malfoy Marriage Contract, Draco Malfoy has one year to wed or else suffer the consequences, and guess who the only candidate left is... DMHG, COMPLETE Pre-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 57,419 - Reviews: 1691 - Favs: 1,520 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 5/9/2005 - Published: 8/16/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Aztec Incident by AgiVega reviews
26-year-old Artemis Fowl gets the greatest surprise of his life when Commander Holly Short pays him a visit, pleading for his help. They need to team up to save their son, whose existence Artemis has been unaware of...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 154,217 - Reviews: 1574 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 2/16/2005 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
I Do by yanayada reviews
A marriage- of hate, or at the very least, intense dislike. Paired together as a Hogwarts project by the secretly sadistic teachers, Draco and Hermione bicker their way through weddings, projects, and everything else in between.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,438 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/30/2005 - Published: 10/26/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Rise and Die! by Fluff reviews
Draco and Hermione wake up one sunny morning just to discover that they're married, thanks to a crazy night of drinking. So they had a great night, but what about a great rest of their lives? Not if they can help it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,387 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 12/4/2004 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Game of Wits by Alleniah-Black reviews
New Summary! DMHG Fanfic. A prophsey is made about Draco in which he must marry Hermione, so that the most powerful wizard will win the war.Voldermort insists that they have to find a way to marry Hermione to Draco or will she do it willingly? And will lo
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,227 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/29/2004 - Published: 11/3/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Professor Draco by xXSamaraXx reviews
Hermione knows more than anyother student at Hogwarts, the only thing she doesn't know is how to kiss. Draco is willing to teach her...but for what price? And how far will Draco go in his 'lessons? Dramione (DracoHermione)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,094 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/17/2004 - Published: 11/28/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Bachelor by Fluff reviews
Hermione's mother is pressuring her into finding a boyfriend. On a whim, she applies and is accepted into the wizard version of The Bachelor. But what happens when The Bachelor is none other than Draco Malfoy himself? Funny fic! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,068 - Reviews: 2657 - Favs: 1,922 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Blood Of The Dragon by zensho reviews
BOOK 5 OOTP SEQUEL Final Yr/ Future : COMPLETE Like Harry, Malfoy is born to a Prophesy- it says Draco will help Vold gain immortality. Hermione bears Draco a child that links two prophesies. Serious love story, a realistic end to the Potter series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 119,626 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 7/25/2003 - Published: 5/28/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Malfoy's Fake Prophecy reviews
Wow, there's finally a time when Malfoy needs Hermione, but for all the wrong reasons. Could it be that he found a way to let his father help him with his secret. A fake prophecy and everything in this fic Formerly by Black Mist
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,719 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/5/2006 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.