Skittlehog
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Joined 08-24-04, id: 658968, Profile Updated: 04-15-14
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter.

4/15/14

I haven't updated my profile in three years, and whenever I receive a random review in my inbox, I always feel compelled to do so. Currently, my brain is being flooded with a crazy amount of story ideas, which I may or may not decide to write. One on hand, I miss the ridiculous stories about the Weasley twins. But on the other hand, I should really get off my arse and actually write the book I've been meaning to write since I graduated college. A whopping two years ago. (Though not nearly as odd as the 10 years since I've joined this site).

Stay tuned... maybe I'll write something... or maybe I'll just go read fanfiction and feel all nostalgic.

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Curse of the Mistletoe COMPLETE! by Hedw1g reviews
Dumbledore has installed mischivious mistletoe around Hogwarts at Christmas..and it's cursed and out to get everyone! will anyone escape it's clutches, or will they succumb to it's demands?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 139,952 - Reviews: 2800 - Favs: 1,394 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Captain's Choice by AgentPersephone reviews
.'A bet. To lose our virginity to someone, preferably good looking,' Roger said. 'And female,' Marcus added, looking pointedly at Cedric. 'Oh ha ha,' Cedric replied sarcastically. AU hot Quidditch Captain mayhem.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 60,495 - Reviews: 1181 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Oliver W., Cedric D.
Interrupting the Mojo by angelps7 reviews
[Challenge] “Harry, please,” she giggled as his lips ran across her sides. Suddenly, the sound of thundering footsteps reached their ears. “Open up! It’s Forge!” Harry’s head shot up, hitting the bedpost. “Ow,” he rubbed his forehead.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,995 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Snafu by angelps7 reviews
Ever walk in a room and you feel like blushing, staring, looking away, gaping, or running? Wrong conversation, wrong time, and it seems the world is going insane! Yes, it gets chaotic! Random snippets of conversations. Cowritten with Lylian and Skittlehog
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 6,940 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 1/22/2007
Eyes Behind the Mask by angelps7 reviews
Hermione meets a mystery boy the last night of her 6th year at Hogwarts, and can't stop thinking about him. She goes on a cruise that summer and meets someone unexpected. Will she realize he's been under her nose all along? DHr. SemiHIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,849 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/17/2007 - Published: 8/4/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Would You Be My Syrup? by EmeraldEyez1728 reviews
Fred Weasley was depressed. Angelina was what was depressing him. So the solution? Syrup on pancakes of course! FWAJ. read and review if you like the suggestion: go drown yourself in the lake or bathtub or something, the toilet is unsanitary.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,281 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Fred W., Angelina J. - Complete
Ember by angelps7 reviews
Not meant… used to… These are the last words I see as yelloworange flames consume the parchment. Dramione for now. Not one of my favs, but oh well....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Unidentified, but edible!, Yellow Jiggly Substance by angelps7 reviews
[oneshot] “Ickle Ronniekens has lady trouble?” Fred and George chuckled. “I'm serious guys, what should I do!” “You should woo her” RHr. Challenge from Skittlehog!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Problems by just giddy reviews
Oliver Wood finally admits that he DOES have some problems. he even lists them down!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
Trick Stair by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Preromance. Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. Three hours is a long time to be trapped beneath a trick stair, and stairs aren't too spacious these days...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,819 - Reviews: 1847 - Favs: 1,631 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Katie Bell's Thoughts on Fanfiction by just giddy reviews
what Katie Bell REALLY thinks about ff.n
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Resistance by angelps7 reviews
[oneshot] Those silver blue eyes were challenging me.......A staring contest? Hardly. Nah. It was a statement of defiance. A question of power. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Stand still so I can pick you up! by angelps7 reviews
Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy or girlfriend? How was heaven when you left it? Are you sick of lame pickup lines? Well, I rolled them into one crazy fic, with each character and his or her quest to be the ultimate king or queen of love.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006
Graduation Pinks by the Dramione Fic Exchange reviews
Who in their right mind holds a graduation ceremony on Valentine's Day? McGonagall, apparently. PostHBP Seventh Year graduation...with a twist. DMHG Written for the 2006 VDay Dramione Fic Exchange. Author: Sapphiregirl
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,665 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Milady and the Half Blood Cat by Visible reviews
[Hiatus][DracoxHermione] Milady, the polished, civilized feline of Draco Malfoy, and Hermione's half kneazle Crookshanks begin the cat fight of all cat fights. Will nine lives be enough? Their humans are brought too close for comfort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,985 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/29/2005 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Not a Bad Tooth by angelps7 reviews
[oneshot] RHr. Ron is getting some teeth pulled out! Traumatic experience? Maybe not, once he meets Hermione at the dentist office…will sparks fly? Or will teeth fly out of his mouth and across the room?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Gouging of Eyeballs by Visible reviews
[One shot] Randomness, drabbles, thoughts and scribbles all describe a period of boredom for Hermione Granger in one Potions class. Thoughts of teeth, twins and Draco Malfoy plague her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Angie and the Prat by LittleWriterGirl reviews
Fred asks Angelina to be his best friend, help him with his homework, and go to Hogsmeade with him. What will happen with the two after an arguement over WWW and Angelina's name?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,146 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 12/17/2004 - George W., Angelina J.
Damsel In a Cute Dress by candy-kiss reviews
Hermione changes everything to get Draco to notice her. When it doesn't work and a gorgeous new student to compete with, Hermione turns to Ginny for help. Ginny plans something that will bring Draco and Hermione together, very much together. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,067 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/19/2004 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Analyze This by FemmeDraconis reviews
(CHAP.14 UP)After a confrontation between Ginny and Draco turns serious, the two are forced to spend counseling sessions together. Will they survive it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 109,480 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/16/2004 - Published: 3/17/2003 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Zero to None by Silverbunnie reviews
An unexpected letter brings realization. COMPLETE. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/16/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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Kreacher's Woes reviews
He picked up the music box and closed the lid and rubbed his great bloodshot eyes. "Kreacher does not remember falling asleep halfway out of his cupboard; Kreacher would not leave himself so exposed to the tricks of the nasty blood traitor twins..."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Kreacher - Complete
Rectifying the Resurrection reviews
Draco Malfoy delves into magic that is greater than himself and the outcome is potentially deadly. Upon realization Draco admits his mistake to the only person that is likely to understand, but also the most unlikely: Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
Headmaster on Holiday reviews
It was quite a sight to see the Headmaster of Hogwarts squeezing out Muggle suntan lotion and lathering himself up. When he reached to apply it to his back, he realized he was in trouble. One-Shot. Co-Written with Lylian.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Bringing Freddy Back reviews
Fred is dead and George thinks he's slowly going crazy. On the night of Fred's funeral, George drags Angelina into a not so well thought out plan to bring Fred back. Humor! George, FredAngelina.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,312 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 12/12/2007 - George W., Angelina J. - Complete
Distractions reviews
There's something going on between Fred and Angelina that is causing Angie's studying habits to suffer. It isn't distraction, it's A to the T to the T R A C T I O N to the A to the T to the...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,465 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Fred W., Angelina J. - Complete
Dateless reviews
Once again it's Valentine's Day and once again Ron Weasley is dateless...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Yours For The Snogging reviews
Beyond the redhair, smart remarks, and plots to kill every guy Angelina looks at, is a Weasley screaming that he's hers for the taking. COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,772 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 11/1/2005 - Fred W., Angelina J. - Complete
Crimson Walls reviews
An accident can change anything, except the love the victims felt in their hearts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Bit Like Love reviews
Are Fred and Angelina too young to discover that their playful flirting is a bit like love?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,450 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/2/2005 - Published: 6/29/2005 - George W., Angelina J. - Complete
Hermione's Fairytale reviews
A parody of fairytales about Hermione waiting for Prince Charming. OneShot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
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