Smiffygans Nekobasu
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Joined 08-24-04, id: 659119, Profile Updated: 12-23-08
Author has written 20 stories for Phantom of the Opera, Underworld, Brokeback Mountain, 13 Ghosts, Misc. Movies, Invader Zim, Death Note, Hunchback of Notre Dame, Twilight, Beetlejuice, Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries, Repo! The Genetic Opera, My Bloody Valentine, X-Men: Evolution, Jennifer's Body, and Watchmen.

Smiffygans Nekobasu: See Iggy.

Iggy Maranzano Valenti

Ih-gee Mah-Rahn-Zahn-Oh Val-in-tee

Noun

(Noun)

1. A small, semi-domesticated carnivore.

2. A struggling author with a taste for the unusual and depraved. (See Hunter S. Thompson)

3. Some unusual, potentially lethal creature, described as a hybrid between HST and Leslie Vernon.

(Origin)

1990, Italy, assumably with birth. Ult. Org- obscure.

(Example)

1. Iggy's been wearing those aviator glasses for sixty hours now, it's time for an intervention.

2. One would advise extreme caution when approaching an Iggly, they are most assuredly vicious, and often rabid.

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Three in the Morning by St-Jimmy1669 reviews
Withnail and I. With conditions in the flat worsening, huddling for warmth in an entirely Platonic fashion is simply not an option. Smut
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Complete
My Entry Into the Lost Room by darkinja reviews
[The Lost Room] I started off innocent and naive. So sure that I knew reality. I soon learned the truth. It's a strange world we live in.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/23/2006 - Published: 12/20/2006
Hand in Glove by Swanwhite reviews
Bound up in buttoned gloves, corsets, and high collars, hardly anyone suspects how pearl white Victoria is inside. Saffic, VictoriaEmily.
Corpse Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Complete
One Last Look by pohatufan1 reviews
Five years after Charlie won the Factory, the four other teenagers return for a full week at the Factory. But what are Wonka’s real motives for bringing them back? And why has the chocolatier grown so somber? Chapter 3 in the works. Seriously.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,225 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/9/2005 - Published: 9/3/2005
Caissa by Madame de Blurb reviews
Six years after capturing exile, Alvis meets a long lost friend, who could it be...Alvis x Dio..very fluffy with syrup on top!
Last Exile - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2005
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Twelve Step Process
Men Who Stare At Goats: They say getting off the wagon is a twelve step process. HopgoodxBill drabbles
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,133 - Published: 4/8/2010
An Abstract Identity reviews
It's 1975 and Adrian is about to see Walter Kovacs for the last time. Adrian x Rorschach. Pre-graphic novel.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Walter K./Rorschach, Adrian V./Ozymandias - Complete
The Only Interesting Thing
Dirk decides that Nikolai is the only interesting thing in the world. Rating may go up in later chapters.
Jennifer's Body - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2010
Nocturne reviews
A terrible nightmare, an unexpected rescuer, and a little quality bonding time. Ray/Laura.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/30/2009 - X23, Berzerker/Ray C.
Candy Hearts reviews
A series of drabbles centering on Axel Palmer and his attachment to Harry Warden.
My Bloody Valentine - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Axel, Harry
Untitled A Long Trip reviews
Set sometime after Rhodes- the Dallas coven realizes how important their new asset is after he saves their undead lives. Tension is high, and Barry the Bellboy is sent somewhere out of the warzone, with the world's friendliest vampire. BarryxFarrell.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Barry, Farrell
A Case of Mistaken Identity reviews
Repo! The Genetic Opera Yes, I did it. I'm evil. Shilo has a lot of reasons to hate her mother. ShiloxNathan.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
A Pretty Picture reviews
He just can't stand the thought of some blood sucking monster pawing at his beloved baby sister. Based more on the book than the show. One-sided RenexCindy.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Rene, Cindy - Complete
A Simple Invitation reviews
An invitation gets Donny to thinking about his relationship with a certain gloomy prince.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
Her to Her
A soft, slow dance around the issue that Kate wants to address. KatexTanya.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Tanya - Complete
Rorasa Laughs reviews
Tragedy teaches a lesson. Some people never learn. Beloved Rorasa, when she crumpled to the dirty, snowy street, he didn't give much thought to the one-eyed, Hunchbacked child she left behind.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
Blackened Crown reviews
I know, you're still too far away. But I think you can still hear me, so I'll keep talking until you're ready to answer.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Near, Sayu Y. - Complete
Cherry Cola reviews
Just ordinary children, an ordinary skoolyard romance, and a not so ordinary obsession they share. R&R
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Dib, Zita
Shattered Glass reviews
He wanted to violate her, to own her, to possess her in every sense of the word. He wanted to make her his and his alone. Based lightly on Session Nine. Marytorture involved. Abuse, and nonexplicit oral sex
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Complete
Bound to Happen Sometime reviews
Obsession is a very dangerous thing..obsession becomes a deadly thing when its a ghost that is obsessed with a certain psychic. Set before the movie, no OC's. Its strange..but hey! It was BOUND to happen sometime.
13 Ghosts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/27/2006
Immortalized reviews
It was inevitable..she was his from the first immortal breath she took. She belonged to him even before she was assured her place in eternity. She was made to be what she was..born for her place in the world. Plz R&R!
Underworld - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,154 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/21/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006
One hell of an angel reviews
Just a strange drabble. Ennis reflecting on god, heaven, death, and Jack. He wonders if he and Jack will finally be together in death..better than it sounds. R&R
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Complete
Forever reviews
Inspired by Underworld:Evolution..just something I decided to write. Told from Markus' POV..he thinks back to the night that William was taken prisoner..different than it sounds
Underworld - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/27/2006
Exhaustion reviews
The centuries are changing the world..its not the place that it once was.It overwhelms me sometimes. It exhausts me. short piece set before the Underworld movie.
Underworld - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Complete
there are days when the sun never rises reviews
TEMPORARILY DISCONTINUED
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,254 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/20/2005 - Published: 6/1/2005