The Emerald Oinker
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Joined 05-05-01, id: 65936, Profile Updated: 04-21-11
Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, Final Fantasy VII, Discworld, and Legend of Zelda.

I have a FanFiction.net and FictionPress.Net page. Here are my updates:

Well it's been nearly 8 years since I've had access to the internet, and I'm talking about having it at home for leisure, not hurringly in and out of public libraries to check emails and spam and grab research for dissertation purposes.

sigh* ahhh what a long time it has been...

...I found my old login info on a scrap piece of paper and I thought, rather nostalgically: "Oh let's go back and have a look around :)"

I feel strangely at peace to be here. When I joined ffnet all those years ago I was but a wee 15 year old blinking in the shiny light of Harry Potter book 4. Now I am almost 25 and I have been at University and completed a Creative Writing course. When I've looked over the work that is still posted here I cringe a little but at the same time there was some cool stuff. There was loads of fanfiction writing I never posted and I'll always be proud of my 'Power of the Dark Arts' haha despite how gag-worthy it is!

Well, I intend to write some pokemon fanfics now, seeing as I grew out of Harry Potter in 2005 and I've never wanted to write much else. I've grown beyond Final Fantasy even, yeah, believe it... wow. I'm old now. OLD.

Okay, when I get my word program working on this PC I shall endeavour to write up and post some new stories before the year is out lol meanwhile if you would like to check out my Deviant Art page, I'm there as: The Nor

will post a link when I get round to it :)

Byeee!

~Nor

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Natural Veritaserum by I.C. Fire reviews
Hogwarts has selected yet another Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher, and it still isn't Snape. But what will he do when the world he knows, starts turning itself upside-down, with him trying to keep his feet firmly on the ground? SSOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 113,227 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/29/2003 - Published: 4/9/2001 - Severus S., OC
Natty Sue by Himitsu Natsume reviews
[MARY SUE SPOOF] CHAPTER ELEVEN! Wow... Thought it'd never come! Anyhow, Nat knocks Snape unconscious. Oops. Once again, ONLY PLAUSIBLE MARY SUE SPOOF!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,003 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/13/2003 - Published: 6/19/2001
From The Ashes by BJ Louis reviews
Life was normal if boring...until a boy woke up in Midgar...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 76,547 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/31/2003 - Published: 5/21/2003
Empathy by Gale reviews
Severus Snape was made by his own misfortunes in school. When the past risks repeating itself through students in his own house, can he afford to react? (yes, it's an original character. may have OotP spoilers later, so beware. RR plz ch2 added)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/9/2003 - Published: 6/26/2003 - Severus S.
The Demented Fic That Doesn't Have a Title Yet by TsukiNoBara reviews
WARNING! For the love of God, do not read this. Seriously, it sucks beyond belief. Don't say I didn't warn you. Celebrating the International Day of Slash, I present a demented DracoRon fic. This is totally and completely wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/2/2003 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Snape Vignettes VOLUME THREE! by Sarah Noble reviews
Yet more fun from the Man with the Plan.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/29/2003 - Published: 6/26/2003 - Severus S., Severus S.
Now and Again by occupationbwitch reviews
Draco's out of Azkaban *finally* and he's managed to restart his life, with his wonderful daughter Lila. But when a dangerous new cult emerges and Draco gets blamed, what lengths will he go through to prove he's different now? And will never be the same a
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2003 - Draco M.
Double, Double, Toil and Trouble by Chaos-Rose reviews
Fred and George Weasley handed in the wrong lab journal and must now face the consequences. Chapter 4 is (finally) up! In this bit: A meeting of minds and an unholy alliance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,978 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/19/2003 - Published: 2/2/2003 - George W., Severus S.
Voldemort's Mistake by Nosgoroth reviews
A series of short stories that make fun of Voldie and company. Scene TWO, Take One uploaded!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,216 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/5/2003 - Published: 12/6/2002 - Voldemort
By Any Other Name by Didodikali reviews
Introducing QuidditchJock!Lily. No, really, I'm not kidding. And guess what sport Severus plays? Nope, guess again. Illustrated! Fanart!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,475 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/22/2003 - Published: 8/14/2002 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Black Dove or Haunted by thickets reviews
AU, Post GoF - The summer after the events of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Harry goes to stay with Snape; meanwhile, Snape relives his past. Not a slash story, though Chapter IV contains some slash (Snape/Lestrange). NEW: Chapter V uploaded.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,296 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/20/2003 - Published: 10/12/2000 - Severus S., Harry P.
A Little Spark in the Powderhouse by NekoNinja reviews
**complete!** Take one very reactive spider, one Potions Master, and one 5 foot freefall and what do you get? Endless Insanity ^^
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,034 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/4/2002 - Published: 11/19/2002 - Severus S. - Complete
A day at Hogwarts by AmyDaFrEaK reviews
This fic has two parts, one were George goes on a killing spree and two when snape does the same. If you own a site where you do MST go ahead and use this fic but please email or place a review beforehand thank you ^^*READ AND REVIEW*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/24/2002 - George W., Severus S.
Shadows and Dust by I.C. Fire reviews
Before the weight of the world crushed her spirit Imacia Black was happy, but then she was introduced to men and her connection with the world as we know it faded into darkness, as her life was stolen by fear causing all her hope to die... would you trust
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,347 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/12/2002 - Published: 6/25/2001 - Severus S.
Meeting by Rydia Highwind reviews
A Turk meets his prey. I can't say much more without giving the plot away.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/19/2002
The Diary of A Grounded Gamer by Celia reviews
It's done folks. El Finito. That's all she wrote. But what are you listening to me for? Get going and read it!
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,454 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/20/2002 - Published: 4/12/2002
Fireworks And Stars by xSummonerYunax reviews
Fireworks and stars just might be the thing to bring Vincent and Yuffie closer on their date in Gold Saucer ^_~ ~ Finish
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,638 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/15/2002 - Published: 3/26/2002
Purveyor of Poisons by I.C. Fire reviews
When Severus Snape goes to The Three Broomsticks with the rest of the staff after the fourth year, he encounters a new type of poison; one far more deadly than any liquid he has ever encountered, but then, what kind of poison wears turquoise high heels?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,788 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/3/2002 - Published: 12/13/2001 - Severus S., Sirius B.
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Power of the Dark Arts reviews
Voldemort craves the Key to the Dark dimension to get the ultimate Dark knowledge. He uses the young son of his most loyal subject as a puppet, but he doesn't realise that the evil he thinks he controls has a mind of its own... (PG for later chptrs)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,918 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 5/24/2003 - Published: 11/9/2001 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Seven years is a long time away from Reality reviews
Link has opened the Door of Time, returning he finds all of Hyrule has changed. How will Malon forgive him for 'forgetting' to visit in seven years? (trust me it isn't as stupid as it sounds)
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,207 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1/19/2003 - Published: 3/26/2002
Past Present Pretences reviews
Vincent/Yuffie Cloud/Tifa and Lifestream. Yuffie has to save Vincent's lost soul in the Lifestream but she isn't even sure if she is lost with him. Immediately during/after end of FF7 sorta slotted in. Please enjoy [NO PART 5 YET= serious writer's block!]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,234 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 12/5/2002 - Published: 5/8/2002
Flight to Fall reviews
[UNFINISHED DISCONTINUED]What happened at the end of the game? What if they got in trouble, what if, they lost control of the Highwind and crashed? rather rushed at the end of part 4 but it shall twist off.....
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,807 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 5/8/2002 - Published: 10/6/2001
Who's singing that groovy tune? reviews
[complete] Really short, really silly; for mad ppl whose minds work around the fabled words of: JAM and m00f! Who's singing in the bath? And why is everybody melting??!!! I did this in five seconds.... GROAR! (don't ask)
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/16/2002 - Complete
One day a boy named Cloud was born reviews
[complete]Cloud's story and all that happened in Nibelheim. Written without my mind present, so it's not serious... ::censored for bad language::
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/3/2002 - Complete
Snape and the mirror of stupidity reviews
[complete] I was a bit depressed when I put this up originally so sorry for the negative comments from me. Twas to be a Snape and Lily romance but this is probably the wierdest brain-fart I've ever had! It's quick and crazy and 'slightly' rude! ::grins::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2001 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
My first Discworld fanfic reviews
[complete] I'm not continuing with this, see what you think of it and please give me feedback. My first ever Discworld fanfic and it was something I needed to do
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/8/2001 - Complete
Snape the Flying Wonder! reviews
[complete] Hehe, I.C. Fire told me of a picture of the movie snape in front of a table with cake, I just wrote this on impulse and it is very strange (you are warned):“Severus! Get down here now!” “Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!” [Involves Vampirish behaviour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,001 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2001 - Severus S. - Complete
Voldemort's FunDay reviews
[complete] It popped into my head and I wrote it. Voldemort and the Death eaters have a day at home and enjoy fingerpainting while our favourite professor snoozes on the floor *awww*.“Who played Snakes and Ladders last month?”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2001 - Voldemort - Complete
Who Is Crookshanks? reviews
[complete] Ok, this tale is short and about Crookshanks before he was adopted by Hermione. It sorta comes at the end of Book 3, and has a few quotes from the book. Only 4 pages long, please R/R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,619 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 6/13/2001 - Complete