Arianna Archer
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Joined 03-08-15, id: 6600011, Profile Updated: 08-15-19
Author has written 2 stories for Alex Rider.

Okay, I guess this is where I talk about myself...

I'm a gun-slinging, plane flying, ass-whooping chick. Just kidding, I can barely shoot and I can't fly a plane. but I do kick some mean ass (my grandpa can actually both fly a plane and shoot. Wow, my grandpa is cooler than me. At least I could kick his ass).

On a more truthful note, I'm a hip-hop dancer, a daydreamer, a fighter, an adrenaline junkie, an artist of many mediums, and a college student.

my favorite stories are about spies, so anything I write will probably be Alex Rider based. Maybe Homelanders (if you haven't read the Homelander series I highly, highly, recommend it. It will blow your mind).

My favorite books/series are the ones above (The Homelanders being number 1), Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Heroes of Olympus (anything by Rick Riordan, actually). And some not-well-known books like Powerless and A Tangle of Knots. That last one caters to both my bookish side and my baking side.

Fave TV shows/movies: Prison Break, Burn Notice, Teen Wolf, everything Marvel, Psych, and The Vampire Diaries.

--If you're wondering why I haven't updated in a while--

Sometimes I go a long time without updating, because of fanfiction just not being the priority at the moment in my busy schedule, procrastination, or because of some writers block. If it's been a while, don't worry, I don't abandon stories. If I did I would announce it as a chapter so no one was left wondering, but I'm just not going to do that. If you want me to hurry it up, send me a pm or write a review. If I get messages telling me about how they're dying to read my stories, that's a pretty solid motivation for me to get to work.

Note: the following is something I saw on Monster Mads' profile. I agree with it 100% and I want it to be something that those who visit my profile see, so I'm copy and pasting it below. All credit to her :)


I firmly believe the reason this website has as many stories posted on it as it does is because of the people who review, and encourage the authors to continue their efforts. This is really them "paying" the author for free publications with feedback. My view on reviewing is similar to my view on paying for tickets on subways that run on the honesty system. Sure, you're not necessarily going to be checked or slapped with a fine if you don't pay, but if nobody ever paid, then the company running the subway would no longer have any reason to maintain it or share it with the public. It would close down.

Anyway, because of the baffling view-to-review ratio I always notice when checking out traffic, I can't help but adore the people who post something like "update soon" in addition to people willing to up the word count a little more. I guess another good metaphor would be a charity bakery that's by donation. Everybody gets the same cupcake but not everyone leaves the same amount in donation. So you can think of it as the difference between a $0.15 donation (short simple reviews) versus a $5.00 donation (long, detailed reviews) or you can think of it as the difference between $0.15 and nothing, because even $0.15 reviews add up with the kind of traffic this website generates! (And I am not ashamed to admit that I compare the amount of reviews I get for a new chapter with the previous chapters' numbers...)

Also, even short reviews help you hit huge milestone moments like 50 reviews, then a 100, then 200, and so on, and that's a really wonderful feeling! But if you're feeling generous...

THINGS I LOVE LOVE LOVE READING IN A REVIEW FOR ONE OF MY STORIES (or, how to review a story if you don't know where to start)

  1. I absolutely love it when a reader quotes me in a review; specific lines they liked or little jokes they laughed at. This just makes me feel so fuzzy inside because then I'm like, "dude, thank you. i was totally snickering when i wrote that, too." I feel this kind of appreciation deeply.
  2. On the flipside, I've always preferred more general criticisms over specific lines the reader didn't like (then it feels more like they're picking on smaller mistakes, like they do with your work in school...) That's not to say criticism isn't great to receive just so long as there's a point to it and it's connected to the bigger picture of improving the author's writing and the story overall.
  3. I like it when people point out my typos, because even though I end up proofreading every scene like ten times each over of the course of writing and publishing the chapter, somehow my eyes still miss some seemingly glaring errors. So when enough mistakes have been caught I'll go back and edit them out all at once. Very cool little system that saves me the trouble of the whole beta business!
  4. When people try and predict what happens next or tell me what they're hoping to see happen: I love this. It gives me ideas and insight into the way readers are engaging with the writing and plot. And it generates inspiration for me to write the next part of the story. Also, on many occasions I actually take what people tell me they want to see more of and work those requests into the plot! So yeah. I TAKE REQUESTS :)

But honestly? I don't really care what the person puts in the review -- I'm just stoked to get any kind of feedback!

Sure, it's very nice of fanfiction writers to give out free writing and devote so much time to a profitless profession, but let's face it: we do it because we like it, and we publish it for the attention we receive. So we owe just as much to the reviewers as they owe to us!

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Hell is Other People by amitai reviews
After a series of attacks, Alex's entire class is sent to be trained at the SAS training camp, to give them a degree of self sufficiency to help them defend themselves. Unfortunately for Alex, he has to go with them... and not get noticed as different.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 441,168 - Reviews: 3877 - Favs: 3,353 - Follows: 3,733 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Alex R./Cub
Should've Known Better by RiderForEver17 reviews
One year after SR, Alex is living with his new guardian Fox and leading a life as normal as it gets after everything that's happened to him. No longer working for MI6, he thinks he's safe enough to make plans for the future. He should've known better. With his luck, everything's bound to come crashing down in a way that may leave him broken for good. Will Ben be able to save him?
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 86,973 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/17/2018 - Published: 8/8/2017 - Complete
Alex Rider, The SAS and Brooklands by Psycho.Kitty.EtonMess reviews
We all love the Alex Rider stories. But lets bump it up. Lets mix Alex-goes-to-live-with-SAS-member with Jack's-death-mucks-Alex-up with Alex's-secret-is-outed and don't forget Alex's-class-go-to-Brecon or Alex-has-to-hide-his-secret-from-SAS/Brooklands. And then add a surprise element, someone that nobody ever expected and see how it turns out! :) Enjoy! :)
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,011 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 6/22/2018 - Published: 7/30/2012
All in the Faculty by Monster Mads reviews
Workaholic Alex Rider is given one month's vacation time against his will. Seeing that he doesn't actually have a life outside, well, spying, he's not entirely sure what to do with himself. So he pays Professor Harris a visit as his new, ahem, "assistant teacher". Alex/Tom!Friendship.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 253,197 - Reviews: 1452 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 1/29/2017 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Mrs. T. Jones, Sabina P., Tom H. - Complete
Little One by awwcoffeenooooo reviews
"She didn't want him. She really didn't. He was what Natasha and Steve had wanted - not the Black Widow. The little one deserved better than this hollowed out shell of a mother with nothing to offer. He was better off with another family, with two parents instead of a single broken assassin. But the walls were gone, washed away by the flood of love as she held her son in her arms."
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,904 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/23/2016 - Published: 10/25/2015 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R.] Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Demigods Revealed by x'TotalEclipse'x reviews
The Mist is gone. Mortals know about demigods. Read as our strongest heroes and their identities are revealed to Mortals. (Series of Oneshots)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,648 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 839 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 10/15/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.]
Reading Stormbreaker by ColourPages reviews
When Alex is woken by a phone call at five in the morning, he is surprised to find out that it isn't a mission they want him for. However, as the truth is revealed he may find what he must do harder than anything he's ever done. Forced to tell his story to K-Unit, teachers, and many more people, he wonders whether he'll be able to trust again. A reading the books story. Please R&R!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,897 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 12/19/2015 - Published: 3/7/2015 - Alex R./Cub, Jack S.
I'd Lie by Snoweylily reviews
When Alex Riders new life with the Pleasures is interrupted, he realises there is only one place on Earth he is truly safe. MI6. But with Alan Blunt gone, and Tulip Jones reluctant to use the 15 year old teen, will he be forced to return to normal life? Or will he voluntarily go on more missions for MI6? Between old friends, new enemies, and an unlikely source, Alex Rider is back.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 54 - Words: 56,641 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 11/14/2015 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Ash, Mrs. T. Jones, Wolf - Complete
Outsider by Monster Mads reviews
Following the events of Scorpia Rising, Alex moves to a new school in a new place and tries to be "normal"... with mixed results. Alex/Sabina (sort of). One-shot. Dark themes. Week 2 winner for 2015 SpyFest!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,279 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/12/2015 - Complete
Jam Transit Hyems (Under Refurbishment) by Welcome To Story Time reviews
Those who are following this story, we recommend you start following the rewrite. Something is actually happening there and we would hate for you to miss it. -Jean & Diana
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,003 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 4/19/2015 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Alex R./Cub
Cagebreaker by florienna reviews
Alex was expecting many things for his fourteenth birthday- Jack's birthday breakfast spread, some presents, a day out and the childish (fervent) hope that Ian would be home in time. This, however, this was definitely not on the agenda.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,653 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/3/2015 - Published: 2/12/2015 - Alex R./Cub
Cross Out by PsychoWing reviews
Alex has a secret that he’s been raised to keep. What if he finally got tired of hiding it? What would the reactions of the people he knows be? Alex may be going for normalcy, but since when does the world do as Alex asks?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,853 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 3/30/2015 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Alex R./Cub, Eagle
Alex Rider Slip-Ups by AWriteratHeart reviews
A series of short stories/drabbles of slip-ups in Alex's life. NOTE: Stories are post Scorpia Rising.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,687 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 3/2/2015 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Alex R./Cub
Plain Sight by Wheel Then reviews
Alex Rider is looking to disappear, on the run from an organization and is still hurt from his latest stint in said organizations torture cells. Peter Burke and Neal Caffrey are about to close a big case. What happens when misunderstanding occurs between the two parties? Takes place after Scorpia Rising and right after Mozzie is shot in season 2. Rated T for violence and language.
Crossover - Alex Rider & White Collar - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,874 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Peter B. - Complete
Changes by ForeverChasingDreams reviews
Everything Alex knows has been ripped from him, and his mind and body torn to shreds. Now he has to recover what little he can from the wreckage, and deal with the storms that are coming. It's a good thing K Unit are there to pull him through as he struggles to fight off old and new demons. Now Complete.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 98,291 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Starting Anew by Starry Bright Light reviews
Life's a journey of ups and downs for Alex. And living with the Pleasures just wasn't working out. He couldn't live with them trying to control his life. So, the choice was made—he had to get away. Of course, life couldn't be as simple as that... all it took was one simple change to turn life—as he knows it—upside down.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 233,394 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
It Goes On by Monster Mads reviews
Alex moves in with Wolf. It's a different sort of "family". Oneshot, no pairings.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,493 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Eight Hours by Starry Bright Light reviews
A lot of things can change in eight hours, but who expected things to change this much? One-shot! Post Scorpia Rising.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Complete
Draco's Choice by Sherry-ShikaLover reviews
My version of what should have happened when Draco hesitated to go over to his parents and Voldemort. Based on the movie Deathly Hallows Part2. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
ALEX RIDER by sl33pwalker reviews
Set after SCORPIA RISING. This would be my version of what happens after. xD The book was too good and sad. Rated T just to be safe.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,606 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Alex R./Cub
Caught In The Crossfire by Karai III reviews
K-unit inadvertently cause Alex serious injury while he is on an undercover mission. Because of a twist in events they mistake him for the enemy and in an ensuing battle Alex ends up in the hospital. Check out my profile for a full summary.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,702 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Snake
In The Absence Of Knowledge by Karai III reviews
The entire K-unit is sent to investigate an organization in Bahrain. On the way, theyre intercepted by another group who have their own idea about whats going on. They want answers from Alex&Co that they don't have and its costing them. Painfully. TORTURE
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,149 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Wolf, Alex R./Cub - Complete
Project SAS by sheluby94dreamer reviews
Alex is back in school after his latest mission Snakehead. He's in his tenth year, and after two weeks in, Scorpia decides to take over his school for revenge. Alex and twenty other students are forced to go to SAS camp because they were witnesses.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,039 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 8/1/2008
In Loco Parentis by amitai reviews
When Jack has to go back to Chicago to be with her parents, MI6, as always, get involved with Alex's life, and arrange a guardian for him to stay with. Alex plus unknown guardian equals... oh dear.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,398 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 1,185 - Follows: 1,243 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 7/6/2006
Despair by Pseudonym1390 reviews
It was then she realised that Alex wasn't there, and he wasn't coming home.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Complete
Valour by Pseudonym1390 reviews
He didn't pull the trigger...but he might as well have.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Complete
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Crashing Down reviews
Scorpia extracts revenge, but not in the way anyone would expect. Long story short, Alex is running for his life in San Francisco with the police on his tail & the public believing he is a terrorist. Everyone in the world knows his secret, but only the bad bits- what Scorpia wants them to know. With no one to turn to & no place to go, Alex is running out of luck. But he has a plan.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,750 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 9/14/2019 - Published: 3/18/2015 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Tom H., Wolf
The Pain Game reviews
Alex Rider is captured by an unknown group. However, caught in the crossfire are the students of Brooklands. Secrets are revealed, a sadistic torturer comes into play, and Alex must do everything he can to keep his classmates- and himself- alive. Warnings: Swearing, descriptive torture and violence, and death.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,467 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 6/30/2019 - Published: 12/19/2015 - Alex R./Cub, J. Crawley, Tom H.