Eilarran
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Joined 08-26-04, id: 660240, Profile Updated: 12-08-08
Author has written 5 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, Star Wars, and Naruto.

//Current Projects://


- ''How Han Solo Saved Christmas'' - a Star Wars Christmas Special and complete crack, obviously. (Coming soon...when I'm arsed)

- A Grievous oneshot because he's one of my most beloved Star Wars characters and the fandom has NOTHING to offer. It makes me cry myself to sleep at night...

- Some Hidan/Sakura for Naruto. That pairing doesn't get enough love and it's a personal challenge for me.

- Some Deidara/Sakura for Naruto because it's my favourite pairing and I have already drained the fandom dry for my fix. I NEEDS MOAR.


//Current Collaborations://


''On The Twelve Day of Christmas, Palpy gave to me...'' - a Star Wars Christmas crack special brought to you by the collective twisted minds of myself and Mathematica. Watch this space.


//Things I'll never ever write about. Ever.//


Star Wars:

- Anakin/Padme because there's already an overabundance of it floating around and frankly, the pairing bores me to death. AnakinXOC all the way, baby!

- Anakin/Ahsoka. It's wrong. It's just wrong. Unless you support disturbing teacher/student paedophilia like Plo Koon/Ahsoka (Aahh but you don't, 'cos Anakin is clearly hotter. Point made.

- Anakin/Obi Wan. See above.

Naruto:

- Sasuke/Sakura because Sasuke is an evil, cowardly, selfish ass who deserves to die some embarassing death involving Konohamaru, bitchslap no jutsu and a banana peel.

- Kakuzu/Sakura. EWW. The guy's 91 for christ's sakes! Not to mention a walking Frankenstein stitch display...

Harry Potter:

- Harry/Ginny because two Mary Sues on one page in one place is already enough to make my brain leak out of my sinuses.

- Mysterious exchange students. Need I explain?


A little about me


I like long walks on the beach and eating Twilight fangirls for breakfast.


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Cherry Picking by Alis Volat Propris reviews
It started with wanting to avenge Sasuke's death. From there, it turned into something else entirely. A forbidden truce between the two former enemies will lead Sakura down a path she didn't want to take. But if Itachi is innocent, then who murdered Sasuke?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 148,176 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Take It or Leave It by korinara reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2410 - Favs: 2,582 - Follows: 1,623 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Eden by obsessmuch reviews
An obsession that destroys everything it touches.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 50 - Words: 267,163 - Reviews: 3218 - Favs: 1,337 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Found by korinara reviews
Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,034 - Reviews: 1584 - Favs: 1,646 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Heart of an Artist, Hands of a Killer by Lady Hanaka reviews
They were both searching for the same Uchiha. Uchiha Sasuke. She wanted love, he wanted revenge. She found him drowning in a pool of his own blood. It was at that moment that she realized their paths were the same, even if their goals were not. DeiSaku ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,943 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Sakura H., Deidara
Year Four at Warner Brothers by obsessmuch reviews
Mercilessly mocks the Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire movie. Obscenity and profanity and shipping wars - oh my!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,907 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Year Three at Warner Brothers by obsessmuch reviews
A.k.a. Hermione Granger and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Extracs the urine from the PoA movie. Total Crack and utterly obscene content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,160 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Misery & Happiness by Jaxon The Jester reviews
Meet Anni, a child of Bhaal. Read her affairs with Anomen, Jaheira, Edwin and Minsc. Also meet Yuri and Ly. An accident prone wild mage and a drow with a horrible past. Some will find happiness here while others will find only misery. Being redone/maybe
Baldur's Gate - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,752 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 1/8/2005
The Song of the Prince by slanderblob reviews
Spoiler Alert, do not read if you have not read Deathly Hallows
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Azkaban Movie Parody by waldorf88 reviews
A parody of the third Harry Potter movie and book, for all the disappointed fans of the third movie!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 9,737 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/25/2005 - Published: 9/10/2004
The Paper Girl by Mistress of Mordor reviews
The fate of Faerun revolves around four people. When Thorn, a Bhaalspawn becomes the object of a corrupted mage's obsessive desire she must fight to save herself and those she loves. Only one will survive its devistating effects. A tale of unrequited love
Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,057 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/24/2004 - Published: 8/13/2004
Harry Potter and the Overdone Plot Devices by citygirl1116 reviews
Exchange Students, time turners, potions accidents, long-lost twins, mysterious new powers, snogging, more exchange students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 1392 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P.
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The What GeorgeLucas didn't want you to see Series reviews
A collection of short ficlets with the most disturbing pairings, guaranteed to leave you permanently traumatised and mentally scarred forever. Possibilities are endless...Enter at your own risk. You have been warned.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 10/20/2008
Obsidian reviews
What if Anakin never met Padme? What if he became the redeemer instead of the redeemed? Not all is as it seems as Palpatine has a whole new world of conspiracy and deceit in store...AU. Set during the Clone Wars. AnakinxOC
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Anakin Skywalker
Red as The Skin reviews
‘’Are you really going to kill me now, snips?’’Three years after Anakin becomes Darth Vader, he has one last Jedi to track down and destroy. Master meets pupil in a confrontation that will seal both their fates. But will one of them make the right choice?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Anakin Skywalker, Lumiya - Complete
Pygmalion reviews
A story of obsession, failure and triumph. A story of an artist. A story of Deidara. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Deidara - Complete
Insert overused title here reviews
Enter at your own risk. Beware of Mary Sues, illogical pairings and yes, mysterious girls with dark secerets and troubled pasts.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,381 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/2/2006 - Published: 1/1/2006