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Joined 08-26-04, id: 660254, Profile Updated: 01-23-11
Author has written 20 stories for Harry Potter, Lizzie McGuire, Fairly OddParents, Annie, Inbetweeners, Bad Education, and Silicon Valley.

Man, there's no way I'm going to keep remembering to change this every year so let's just say I was born in '89 and you can do the math. I'm a software engineer and I live in Indiana. I shouldn't still be writing fanfiction but you see, you all keep reviewing it. But I have to be up for work in less than 6 hours.

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Harry Crow by robst reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 25658 - Favs: 15,821 - Follows: 12,220 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Memories Are Made Of This by Animegirl1129 reviews
In which Eddie finally becomes human again, but isn't enjoying his new life as much as he'd expected to, since he has to do it without Justin there to share it with.
100 Deeds for Eddie McDowd - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,298 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Complete
Certain Needs by Dera-Chan's Fan reviews
Teenage boys have certain needs but sometimes they can't find anyone to fulfil those needs. Sometimes they have to turn to their friends. Ficlet Jay/Simon, set before The Inbetweeners.
Inbetweeners - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Jay C., Simon C. - Complete
My Lady by whatachild
Indeed, the villain has not won.
Othello - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Complete
Magical Perceptivity and Manipulativity by cuckundu reviews
An emotionally void boy with a strange, rare power is forced into the post of Head Boy to combat an approaching menace at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,103 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - OC - Complete
Hums are Things which Get You by shyfoxling reviews
Lily is captivated by the idea of Severus singing and finds that the thought makes studying rather difficult. Set in the spring of their fourth year. Kinda fluffy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Care and Feeding of Your Severus Snape by shyfoxling reviews
Congratulations on the acquisition of your new Severus Snape! To achieve the best results, may we suggest you adhere to the following guidelines...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Severus S. - Complete
You can't see me by Madame Apathy reviews
A little monologue by Violet, the girl fighting the lizard pretending to be a saxophone.
You Don't Know Me - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Complete
SNAPE'S PROPOSAL LETTER FOR THE DARK ARTS by Sarah Noble reviews
He sends in an application every year...but what does it SAY?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,405 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/24/2004 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Severus S.
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Jinx
Dinesh and Gilfoyle collect on the friendship they owe each other.
Silicon Valley - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,195 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16 - B. Gilfoyle, Dinesh C.
Bro reviews
Gilfoyle and Jared explore the many uses of the 'bro' app.
Silicon Valley - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/18 - B. Gilfoyle, Jared/Donald D. - Complete
The Hammock and Atticus Hoy
Alfie/Atticus drabble. That's about it really.
Bad Education - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/18/2014 - Complete
Deleted Scenes reviews
Just some mindless angst. Spoilers for the second movie.
Inbetweeners - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2014 - Will McK., Simon C., Neil S.
So We Had a Light All Along reviews
Alternate Universe from the season finale where Jay and Will remember they had a lantern with them, and thus get to finish their game of Monopoly and chat a bit.
Inbetweeners - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Will McK., Jay C. - Complete
The Scottish School reviews
Helga Hufflepuff just wanted to see a new bit of the world with her mysterious tutor Mistress Ravenclaw. She had no idea she would end up going down in history; you see, she's sure she's not half clever enough to be a professor. But someone's got to sort out homesick first-years, scared house-elves, new traditions, and of course, the meals! Will this castle ever become a home?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,283 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Salazar S., Helga H., Godric G., Rowena R.
Gregory Goyle, Wizard for Hire reviews
Those clever muggles finally discovered wizards were real. Some are angry, most are fascinated, and Gregory Goyle finds himself in the tenuous position of representing all of wizard kind to a small muggle village that has no idea he's the magical equivalent of Homer Simpson. Can he lead the first mixed-ability police force in Derbychester to greatness?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Gregory G.
Guest Linens reviews
Why had Jay really decided to turn up? It wasn't like he could just say the truth, like a civilized friend, could he? Not that Will had any civilized friends, but he presumed they'd be much easier to deal with. In fact, sometimes Will liked to imagine he had a very considerate and cultured acquaintance called Steven who invited him around every Sunday afternoon for croquet.
Inbetweeners - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Will McK., Jay C.
The Escaped Convict reviews
"Rubbish!" Ron cried. "How can alcohol be girly? Back me up here Hermione, that's sexist, isn't it?" Hermione looked deeply uncomfortable. "Ah, there's sexist and there's … traditional."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,215 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Dark Arts reviews
Heidi knew precious little about Hogwarts but she did know this: 1 There used to be a class called "Defense Against the Dark Arts". 2 This class had just been replaced with a class called "Dark Arts". 3 They were about to become what they most feared.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,399 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Neville L., Hannah A.
Ally reviews
Slytherins tend to regard friendship as approximately as safe as a meanspirited dragon with a bad head cold. This has unfortunate effects.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/8/2005 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete
Six Million of Them, Six Billion of Us reviews
No one knows how powerful they are or what they have planned. No one can figure out why they believe what they believe. One day, the world will know. A Revelation is coming.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 16,064 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/28/2005 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Complete
A History of Binns reviews
Oh, well.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Complete
Family reviews
How Pepper sees it. You decide.
Annie - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Complete
Boiling reviews
Drabbly piece about Timmy's most abnormal classmate
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Complete
Not Meant reviews
Mrs.Morgan had tried to cheer him up the best she could...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Complete
Waiting for Lily reviews
The question is, who doesn't love Lily?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/12/2004 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Two Roads reviews
... he had never encountered an elevenyearold who would rather study science than magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,546 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/13/2004 - Published: 8/29/2004 - Complete
Ever hopeful, Lawrence Tudgeman reviews
...today marks the end of an era in my life. Larry starts a secret notebook never called a journal, and never EVER called a diary. There's a difference.
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/4/2004 - Published: 8/30/2004 - Complete
Requirements reviews
The Room of Requirements is very, very powerful. It will give you what you need... whatever you need. Even if you don't know you need it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/30/2004 - Severus S. - Complete