HarlequinnGirls
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Joined 08-27-04, id: 661053
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y0. Sup in da hood g-dawg?

Ahaha, oh god, I'm so sorry. I've been watching too much TV.

Anyways, You don't need to know my real name, so you may just refer to me as Supreme Dictator of the Entire Freakin Universe.

Now go read my story. Or I will bust a cap in yo ass.

werd to your next door neighbour's goat bitches.

I have GOT to get a life...

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Captain's Choice by AgentPersephone reviews
.'A bet. To lose our virginity to someone, preferably good looking,' Roger said. 'And female,' Marcus added, looking pointedly at Cedric. 'Oh ha ha,' Cedric replied sarcastically. AU hot Quidditch Captain mayhem.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 60,495 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Oliver W., Cedric D.
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Pride: A Tale of Two Purebloods by cylobaby reviews
Narcissa is tough, opinionated and powerful. What happens when she is forced into an arranged marriage with her greastest rival, Lucius Malfoy? Read to find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,333 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Narcissa M., Lucius M.
A Crazy Little Thing Called Quidditch by wickedwriter916 reviews
When a new girl from Cali, comes to Hogwarts with a different past, will the trio accept her and use her abilities to their advantage to save a friend, or will she follow along her family's path? Rated R for later chapters. OliverOc
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 83,740 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Oliver W., OC - Complete
The Mostly Hair Related Antics of Lucius Malfoy by Duchess of Inkling reviews
By now you should recognise this story as the millionth series in that infamous saga, The Pureblood Antics of Lucius Malfoy. This time, as I noticed a trend, I've renamed it to include the hairobsession. HBP spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,107 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/31/2006 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Lucius M., Severus S.
Every Man For Himself by The Werewolf Mage reviews
The summer between sixth and seventh year. Sirius meets the object of his affection's French dance partner. Needless to say, he spends the rest of the summer plotting how to get rid of him, while James plots on how to get Evans to say yes to a date with
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 30,675 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/9/2006 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Complete
In the Beginning there was Boredom by deadthingsdontfly reviews
But there wasn’t any light yet, for God had forgotten to flip the switch. And God flipped the switch and there was light! And God look upon the light and saw that it was harmful to the eyes…
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,555 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/7/2006
Mr Wonderful by redtiger reviews
[Sequel to Wonderboy] Six years is a long time. Xan Marlow returns to England to find her former company on the brink of ruin. Along with Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott, they decide to take it back, but no one can escape their old lives or old lovers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,812 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Blaise Z., Harry P.
They Don't See You Like I Do by wickedwriter916 reviews
Language. Girl meets boy. Boy is Marcus Flint. Flint doesn't seem interested in the little 7th year that keeps getting him in trouble and messing up his reputation. But what if there are some things she could help him with. Like graduating, perhaps?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,655 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/16/2006 - Published: 1/20/2005 - Marcus F., OC
Wonderboy by redtiger reviews
SEQUEL UP!PreHPBWe all know the Golden Trio and their lives in Gryffindor but what about those slytherins? Surely, Draco wasn't alone. A story of one of slytherin's own and the chain of events that caused her to fall into the same world as the boy wonder
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 91,749 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/13/2005 - Published: 2/25/2005 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Voldemort's new Plan! by BoogiepopReborn reviews
The Death Eaters get stoned, and devise a plan to create The ultimaMuggle killer of Doom, Ron tries to flirt with Hagrid, and Harry and Snape try to escape the wrath of fangirls trying to pair them up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/4/2005 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Tangled Webs of Different Playfields by redtiger reviews
[Sequel to Slytherin Beater Gryffindor Keeper] Morgana Montague thought she could erase Oliver from her life but when fate brings them together again she can no longer deny how she feels but in the meantime, her world is turning upside down.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,629 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/21/2005 - Published: 10/20/2004 - Oliver W., G. Montague - Complete
Note Passing Can Be Fun by The Werewolf Mage reviews
The Marauders and a few friends of my own invention are bored during all their classes and decide to pass notes. Completed
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 24,578 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/17/2005 - Published: 3/10/2004 - Complete
Slytherin Beater Gryffindor Keeper by redtiger reviews
Morgana Montague replaces her brother on the slytherin quidditch team. When she and Oliver Wood form an unwanted attraction will they ever be able to overcome the obstacles fate places in their way or will their differences destroy them?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,590 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/17/2004 - Published: 8/28/2004 - Oliver W., G. Montague - Complete
Not Much of a Man by the Light of Day by Duchess of Inkling reviews
Snape has a dark, succulent secret. And you’ll never, ever guess what it is. Go on, have a peep inside. You know you’re just aching to find out. Have I roused your curiosity yet, or do you need further man-handling to be enticed to enter, dear reader?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,787 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/17/2004 - Published: 9/1/2004 - Severus S.
The Mad and Zany Misadventures of Lucius and Snape by Ivory Tower reviews
On their own these two are evil and menacing, but when they get together they encounter the oddest situations. Chapter 6: Explore the realm of utter grooviness that is Lucius Malfoy's garden. Yes! The one place where he and Snape find true happiness!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,187 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/10/2004 - Published: 1/3/2003
Moments Say So Much by Evadne reviews
The Fellowship sometimes has some trouble getting along
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,072 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/9/2004 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Gandalf, Frodo B.
The Pureblooded Everyday Antics of Lucius Malfoy by Duchess of Inkling reviews
Lucius Malfoy leads an intriguing, decadent life. Of course it takes an author like me to report of it in a series of stories that are sufficiently stupid to be entertaining to all you muggles out there.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 5,352 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/28/2004 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Lucius M., Severus S.
You Can't Have Everything reviews
Draco and Blaise make a bet on who will be the first to win the affection of James, Lucius' french friends daughter. Along the way they both develope feelings for her. What happens when James finds out that she was being played? DM,BZ,OC. Will probably en
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Blaise Z., Draco M.