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by Bladelover reviews
McKay and Zelenka answer the questions no one has ever asked, and it's the same answer for all of them: the Stargate did it to us. The recommended course of action results in funny hats, paradigm paranoia, hairstyle adjustments, fun with speech patterns, and Rodney's personal phobias threatening the entire city. Pretty much in that order.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,611 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/6/2016 - Published: 2/22/2015 - Rodney M., John S., Carson B., Radek Z.
It's All in the Details
by Colleen reviews
When Dean goes to sell his soul at the crossroads to bring Sam back, someone else steps in to negotiate the deal. Cas did get a sign and it sent him off into the past to change things. AU from The Man Who Would be King and All Hell Breaks Loose.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 184,265 - Reviews: 1816 - Favs: 2,593 - Follows: 2,766 - Updated: 5/16/2016 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Dean W., Castiel
Careful what you wish for
by etErnALChaOsMaKer reviews
In his greed for power and dominance, Lord Voldemort foolishly summons an unknown creature from the depths of the underworld. Wackiness ensues! Rated M for violence, swearing and mildly adult content.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,897 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/10/2015 - Harry P., Voldemort, C. Stark, Lilinette - Complete
by Knyle Borealis reviews
Wherever they go, Five-0 has an audience. What do the masses have to say about the team? A series of one-shots: stories told by those who have interacted with Five-0 first hand. Some crack, some fluff, some angst, and more. A look at the other side of the action [outside POVs].
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 125,832 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Steve M., Danny W., Chin Ho K., Kono K.
When Worlds Collide
by elfinblue reviews
When a kidnapped Tony DiNozzo is rescued by legendary - and supposedly dead - serial killers Dean and Sam Winchester, the NCIS team takes over the Winchester investigation. What they find is a file filled with contradictions and impossibilities. This is an attempt to cross these shows but keep both in canon. No slash. No pairings.
Crossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 113,980 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 2,753 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Complete
by Mooncat99 reviews
With Gibbs down, the director MIA and terrorists on the perimeter, Tony has his hands more than full. (Tony-centric teamfic with lots of Fornell as well.)
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 125,570 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Tony D. - Complete
The Eyes Have It
by Shana the Short reviews
[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE] Most people seem to think that developing a doujutsu is a wondrous, unspeakably lucky occurrence. Considering that she now has to deal with an ability she has no idea how to use, family drama, fashion crises, and the world's most rude and vulgar doctor, on top of getting to know her new genin team just after graduation...needless to say, Sakura begs to differ.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,069 - Reviews: 1273 - Favs: 3,248 - Follows: 1,325 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
by CoronaIgnis reviews
Verb, past tense. Meaning: "To be abducted by supernatural entities." In this case, those entities would be wizards, and their abductee is none other than the very annoyed Danny Fenton.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,522 - Reviews: 1802 - Favs: 2,102 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Danny F. - Complete
by Kavery12 reviews
Commander John Winchester returns to Starfleet Academy as the Security instructor from Hell with occasional assistance from his devil spawn minions Captain Dean Winchester, Commander Sam Winchester and on one memorable occasion, Captain Jim Kirk.
Crossover - Supernatural & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/6/2011 - John W. - Complete
How to Be Successful
by Cadey reviews
"What do people do at reunions, anyway?" Movie-verse, Post-IM2.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,341 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/25/2011 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
I'm Just a Love Machine
by peroxidepest17 reviews
The Impala finally gets the chance to love Dean back. The problem is, Castiel seems to be in its way.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,200 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Is This Art Or Is It Just Pleased To See Me?
by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
CRACK. AU In which Dean needs to study under an established artist, and Castiel needs help with his ceramic penises.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
How to Date an Angel in 140 Characters or Less
by 13chapters reviews
Castiel has found a new use for his phone. Unfortunately for Sam, he isn't too clear on the concept of "privacy". A sequel to my previous fic "Words With Angels". Written for the 31 Little Abominations at sassy otp on LJ.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Sam W., Castiel - Complete
I Must Be Insane
by anime fearie reviews
My version of how Reno came to be aTurk.Most tend to peg Reno as the poor little slum boy that managed to impress Shinra or Tseng enough to be let into the Turks.He is in fact one of the Turk's worst enemies and one of the trickiest villans to catch.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 136,953 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 3/5/2002 - Reno, Tseng - Complete
Million Little Things
by zeppx reviews
Sam and Dean teach/show Cas the little things of humanity.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,050 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Dean W., Castiel
Flames of the Sun
by peroxidepest17 reviews
The one where Dean doesn't have to defend his honor because Sam does it for him. A companion piece to "Phases of the Moon."
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,874 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Love is a Battlefield
by peroxidepest17 reviews
Cas makes new friends and Dean hates them a lot.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,556 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Ashes and Diamonds
by Scyllaya reviews
Months after Lucifer and Michael got locked up in the cage Dean lives a normal life with Lisa and Ben. In the meantime Castiel tries to make order in the chaotic Heavenly Host, when Gabriel returns from the dead with orders from God himself. slash/het
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48,982 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Castiel, Gabriel - Complete
Their Speed Dating Whys and Why Nots
by kandisi reviews
Wherein Peter, Sylar, and Hesam go speed dating, one of them has a special secret, two of them have made a bet, and all of them are giving their whys and why nots on speed dating in an advice column. Some P/S slash. Crackfic.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,338 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Peter P., Sylar/Gabriel G., Hesam M. - Complete
by canisedocanis reviews
When Lisbon wakes up in the middle of the night, she finds she is not alone in the bed, and demands an explanation... Jisbon
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,157 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Just Another Crack in The Wall
by Gamebird reviews
The Wall Inception crack you've been waiting for! Peter stumbles through Sylar's dream world, trying to find his way out though the mess of references to pop-culture, science fiction, TV tropes and fanfiction.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,352 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Peter P., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
The Legend of El Diablo
by CSI Clue reviews
Man VS Machine. Any bets on which will win? Beta'ed by VR Trakowski and Lovellama. I am grateful to them both!
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,202 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 9/30/2009 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
The Paladin Protocol
by SpaceAnJL reviews
*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,749 - Reviews: 1609 - Favs: 3,259 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
by cloudyjenn reviews
Something is seriously messed up with Castiel's wings.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 1,928 - Follows: 207 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Trapped Inside the Mirror
by BarianQueen reviews
YET ANOTHER SEQUEL! Blaise breaks free from Omen, Doyle, and Vern's spell and sends BOTH Omen and Cally into the Comic after wearing Omen out… what will happen to Lance when he comes out of the Comic world? He'll be destroyed knowing his sister's gone.
Dark Oracle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Complete
by Flamedancer33 reviews
Breaking up and making up in four easy steps, or how Rodney and John both almost sabotaged their relationship. McShep, PWP.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,775 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
by Selkit reviews
Noah Bennet's thoughts on his two least favorite killers reproducing. Gabriel/Elle, AU, spoilers up through 3x04.
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Noah B./HRG, Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Orange Alien
by Elaienar reviews
There are plenty of things Harry Potter has experience in dealing with. Dark Lords are one, and so are Death Eaters, Dementors, and homicidal tea-sets. Hyper inter-dimensional travellers in orange jackets, however, are NOT. Pre-epilogue.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,928 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
by masterful liar reviews
A super-long fic that loosely follows the events, actions, and relationships of the TV show, just with a bit more Barney/Robin flair. COMPLETE
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 64,355 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
by L Bradford reviews
Skeeve is a reluctant magician's apprentice. No, wait, he's a successful entrepreneur. Aahz is a powerful magician with no ballast. No, wait, he's...just confused. Time-travel is impossible, right?
Robert Asperin - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,696 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Complete
Lost The Plot
by embracing-shadows reviews
More than one CSI has lost the plot of the story of life. In fact, they're all pretty lost. SLASH
CSI - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,129 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Greg S., Nick S. - Complete
Every Day Is Another Tomorrow
by tielan reviews
It's not what she expected when she stepped through from Earth: it's a whole lot better.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Teyla E. - Complete
by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 4,923 - Follows: 1,348 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
by Deranged Black Kitten reviews
They can bend reality to their will, but in the end, they always want the one thing they can't control: Someone real to love who will love them in return. Oneshot crossover with Supernatural.
Crossover - Supernatural & Psych - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,375 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Shawn S. - Complete
by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
Nick gets scared for Greg's mental state when he starts having villain-like conversations with a television.
CSI - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Greg S., Nick S. - Complete
The Case of the Missing Cockatiel
by Gryvon reviews
Shawn's next case turns out to be more than he expected. He's got more than keen observational powers at his disposal, thanks to a run-in with a true fortune-teller who leaves him with psychic abilities of his own.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,045 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/11/2008 - [Carlton L., Shawn S.] - Complete
A Love Story
by girlgonemadd reviews
It took a broken water pipe, an Ancient device, pod people and an alien conspiracy to make this love story. CRACK and SLASH Fic
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,695 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
by Commodore Norrington reviews
The team runs into what appears to be an alien version of roadkill. Ronon wants to cook it; Rodney is having none of it.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
by firefly reviews
Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 57 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
by SilverShine reviews
[Kakasaku] A mission gone awry lands two squeakyclean ninja in the Konoha Prison for a week. One cell. Seven Days. What could possibly happen? [Aside from the obvious throttling, of course. This is Kakashi and Sakura we’re talking about].
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,747 - Reviews: 1974 - Favs: 2,457 - Follows: 2,038 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
All Your Base Are Belong to Us
by Jukebox Hound reviews
ABANDONED. [Parody.] Cloud and Leon thought the destruction of their worlds was bad, but then, they'd never been drafted to teach Defense to Senseless English Wizarding Children by one Cunning Old Headmaster Who Should Be Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,634 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007
by YondyB reviews
AU. "How's your patient?" "He's all right, skin sloughing off and peeing blood is normal for the bipedal humanoid species, right?" Leon, Cloud. No pairing. Prequel to Nurse, Nurse.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,106 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
A Laidback Guy
by therealesther reviews
As previously stated, Hatake Kakashi was one extremely laidback guy. Except when it came to Haruno Sakura and people invading her personal space."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 57 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
The Doctor assures her this is the weirdest planet they will ever set foot on. A truer statement has never been made, as Rose soon finds out. The triplicated terror, manifestations of chaos, a smug and giggling TARDIS, and much more!
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 61,308 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 9/13/2007 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Demotion of Promotion
by XxHot92xX reviews
One thing was for sure. This new hat did nothing for his hair. [Based on manga chap 367]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Try, Try, Again
by Tamlin reviews
In the entire history of The Planet, no one has ever said that Turks give up easily.Vincent vs. the crystal.Mano y mano. Rated for Cid's mouth.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,978 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Vincent V., Cid H. - Complete
Things SG Teams are No Longer Allowed to Do
by caffinebunny reviews
Just a little comic relief around the SGC. Everyone needs to have a little fun. Rated K becuase they're reading naughty books... Darn Jarheads. Darn Flyboys. And the civilians aren't much better.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,253 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 2/23/2006 - J. O'Neill - Complete
by BJA Fan reviews
[Teen Titans Crossover] ' The problem with immortality, ' he breathes in her ear, ' is that it's far too lonely a way to live. ' [Raven x Danny]
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,922 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 117 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Danny F. - Complete
Abort, Retry, Fail at Life
by baka deshi reviews
Lying in bed next to Amestris's number one most eligible bachelor, sometimes Roy Mustang had to wonder what Ed got out of all this. RoyEd, fluff.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1588 - Favs: 4,012 - Follows: 447 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
by ckret2 reviews
Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 104 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
by Black Kitten's Dream reviews
It's about mythical creatures and the beginning of a never ending story involving Kakashi, Iruka, Genma, Raidou, Anko... and some other poor guys. Humour. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,565 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
by Abra d'Inverno reviews
Dawn Summers goes to college in Metropolis. When she notices that her History professor, Milton Fine, looks just like Spike, she can't stay away. Prof. Fine has his own agenda to go along with her crush.BtVS x Smallville crossover. Please review.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,344 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Complete
by BethTX reviews
You can lead a House to rehab, but you can't make him shrink. My take on how House came, saw, and conquered his rehab facility.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2006 - G. House - Complete
Two Slips Is All It Takes
by NslashG reviews
[NickGreg] Slipping off his chair wasn't the only mistake Nick made...
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Nick S., Greg S. - Complete
by CSI Clue reviews
Wilson sees PPTH in a slightly different way . . .
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2006 - G. House - Complete
Say Hello To Your New Partner
by firefly reviews
Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 87 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Methods of Persuasion
by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 1,371 - Follows: 145 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
The New Jersey Panhandle
by Blue Buick R reviews
House contemplates a career change.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/26/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
The Blood of the Wolf
by tampoposensei reviews
Blood can be many things, birth, death, life and strange jutsus. What is the connection between wolf blood, white hair and the fate of Konoha? How will Kakashi save everyone and his own soul? Action, sex, language. Yaoi. Kakairu. Rated M for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 142,497 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
How the Other Half Lives
by Rahainia reviews
Bathrooms change. Morning routines are modified. Lingerie is discussed, as are the facts of life. May be subject to a higher rating in further chapters.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,620 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/24/2006 - Published: 7/3/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
by Dejah Thoris of Mars reviews
Crossover with CSI. Something supernatural is killing people in Las Vegas... and it all seems to lead back to a fifteenyearold runaway named Danny Fenton.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,332 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 2,203 - Follows: 284 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Danny F. - Complete
by Angel Baby1 reviews
Just shy of his second year, Danny learns of a custom meant to honor the day each ghost first entered the next world. Now the great Danny Phantom must face a throng of well meaning ghosts and somehow survive their gifts with his secret and sanity intact
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,755 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 2,046 - Follows: 272 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Danny F. - Complete
Death Cannot Do Us Apart
by Chibi Edo reviews
Death Cannot Do One Apart from what they desire. Roy brings Ed back, but not the Edward he knew. Now that Pride has gotten ride of his only attachment, he longs only to have it back...edprideXroylust please review
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
by Lotus Aia reviews
Iruka is repressing something: his inner pervert. Kakashi takes the situation into his own hands. Kakairu yaoi! Challenge from IcySaphire.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Running on Empty
by Sholio reviews
Captured, implanted with Wraith trackers, released to run and die ... such is Sheppard and McKay's fate. Now all they have to do is find each other before the Wraith find them. And Sheppard has this pesky little amnesia problem... Complete.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 94,569 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 5/7/2006 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
by falsechaos reviews
Slash. All the warning signs were there in the end, Danny had no one to blame but himself.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Danny F., Dash B. - Complete
Harry Potter crack ficlets
by Asuka Kureru reviews
Collection of short stories, scenes, snippets, featuring Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi at Hogwarts. Warning: utter crack. This is NOT A REAL STORY but a dozen small stories. It's also AS COMPLETE AS IT WILL EVER BE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,377 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
by Yumeorb reviews
Yoh never seem to get the good end of the deal when it comes to Hao wanting to cause a little trouble to have fun. HaoxYoh Twincest! [Implies yaoi] Dedicated to JTwins!
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Hao A., Yoh A. - Complete
When hope isn't enough
by mayashin reviews
Birthdays are happy ocasions, unless you are the demon child of Konoha. Will an emotionally crippled Anbu change it? A flashback to a past full of pain...and the little sparks of hope that can be born in the rain.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
by WingsOfMorphius reviews
COMPLETE! Thanks to a mishap in the Ghost Zone, Danny finds himself and two of his enemies playing out parts in A Modern Day Christmas Carol! Can Danny and his 'friends' make these Scrooges from various shows see the light?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,642 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/25/2005 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Danny F. - Complete
by Teri reviews
Jack gets a very unusual job offer – an offer he doesn't want any part of, but can he really refuse it? [Early Season 8 – Complete]
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/22/2005 - J. O'Neill - Complete
by Dr FooFoo reviews
Flack would be a fool for Danny... [FlackDanny]
CSI: New York - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,883 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2005 - Complete
A Theory and a Promise
by Princess Kiela S reviews
Jack and Maddie Fenton have a theory about what is wrong with their son.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/8/2005
by brightspark reviews
Hearing about certain threats to Garden, Rinoa offers her help to Squall, giving him the ability to read minds. Which, of course, causes its own problems. SeiferxSquall, complete.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,989 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/11/2005 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Squall L., Seifer A. - Complete
Flight of the Thestrals
by GD-7 reviews
Plagued by insomnia, Draco spends his nights soaring through the sky over Hogwarts. What happens when he runs into Ginny one night? R for reason. DMGW, some 'slash' between BZRW (but these chapters are well marked)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 74 - Words: 520,137 - Reviews: 2794 - Favs: 1,158 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 8/22/2005 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Fred's Rambling Blues
by Kat Leon reviews
Fred and Illyria pairing request by flurblewig: what if Illyria took Spike instead of Fred?
Angel - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,709 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Fred B.
by Rusco reviews
Xander knows that Spike is an animal. A demon. Other than human. But it's hard to remember, sometimes...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/8/2005 - Xander H., Spike
Fan club of Kakashi
by Eleawin reviews
Fan girls are scary, especially the ninja ones. Poor Kakashi… Will Iruka be able to save him ? [KakaIru]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,641 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/28/2005 - Published: 5/28/2004 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Does Your Mother Know?
by MaireadInish reviews
Sam stumbles onto what she thinks is a mystery and ends up learning more than she ever thought to ask about the Colonel and his family
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,059 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/27/2005 - Published: 4/13/2004 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
by Agent-G reviews
Kurt had come up with a plan to get even with Rogue and her boyfriend for a certain pank they pulled on him. Takes place during Adjustments and part of my AGU series.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2004 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
Breaking up is Hard to do
by Amireal reviews
So, Sheppard is really getting tired of being held at spear point for his own good, let alone in a dark cave at the edge of a village run by sadistic native elders. " Warning: Mild Slash.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,601 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2004
by Mieren reviews
Forge tried to help Kurt with his teleportation range again. Something went wrong... (Note: This may get *very* weird.)
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,541 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/8/2004 - Published: 5/22/2003
by Teri reviews
Season 8 - What if things had gone a little differently for Jack when he was being thawed out? (What if - humor not angst)
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/2/2004 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson
How to Have a Social Life Without Really Trying
by Wintertime reviews
[GSR] This could be the culminating moment in his relationship with Sara. Granted, he had never expected it to take place in Greg’s living room with the sounds of a Jenga competition in the background, but still.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,251 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/23/2004
Another Long Night
by Aeris9919 reviews
Yaoi Warning! I actually think this is the first yaoi danny phantom fic. Danny gets a visit from his other half after a long and tired night. DXD
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Complete
The New Defence Teacher
by eternata reviews
Written for a drabble challenge - "Let me introduce this year's Defence Against The Dark Arts teacher. Class, this is Col. Mustang." Crossover with Harry Potter. I have no excuse.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 79 - Published: 6/5/2004
by Casix Thistlebane reviews
Season 6: Spike woke up craving sushi.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/4/2004 - Spike, Xander H.
by Jaelle reviews
Roy had been having a good day, up until that moment. And then Ed showed up. Revenge is sweet.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/30/2004
by Kiki Cabou reviews
More Kurt than you can shake a stick at! This now completed collection centers around everyone's favorite fuzzy dude, who is a most entertaining work in progress.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 62,632 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/5/2004 - Published: 5/25/2003 - Complete
by Lain Bradford reviews
Skeeve never wanted to be a Magician in the first place, let alone one in love with a demon. Warnings: Slash (malemale romance) and adult language. [AahzSkeeve]
Robert Asperin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,174 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2003
by Saro reviews
discontinued AU. Kagome reactivates a youkai that's been in storage for 50 years, only to find that it's hard to define life when machines can think and feel. Scifi
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 83,513 - Reviews: 1386 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 10/21/2003 - Published: 2/3/2003
Fire and Brimstone
by emeraldwolf reviews
Complete::: Kurt seems to have lost control. And a person from his past is back. SLASHYAOI! KurtPyro complete
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,109 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/10/2003 - Published: 5/17/2003 - Complete
Snakes and Lions
by GatewayGirl reviews
COMPLETE! A nightmare prompts Harry to return alone to the Chamber of Secrets, and leads to a new look at an old enemy. Harry enjoys the company, but when LeStrange has sworn to kill him, how far can he trust a Death Eater’s son? (Full summary in Ch.1)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 119,952 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 6/24/2003 - Published: 5/13/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Operation Hide and Seek
by Mara Greengrass reviews
When Thor comes to the SGC to drop off some supplies, he accidentally leaves something else behind.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,735 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/16/2003 - J. O'Neill
by NightElfCrawler reviews
Weapon X was used not only on Wolverine....AU: Cross between Evo and Ultimate, Katherine Pryde is kidnapped by Weapon X members, and runs into an unusual captive who helps her escape, will he remember his past? Who is this strange elf?.... Does not contai
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,123 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2002
Don't tell him he can do that!
by Becs reviews
Okay, basically, I can't be bothered waiting for WB to give Pietro that nifty run through walls power. So this is me explaining how he gets it. Yay! Thanks to everyone who reviews. ^_^ Appreciate it.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/11/2002
Plot? What Plot?
by InterNutter reviews
Chapter 15 is up! *Fi*nally! Rated for some language. Bunch of unrelated tales joined together by their distinguishing feature - no plot! Oh, and lots of the Elf.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,435 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/21/2002 - Published: 12/3/2001
The End of This Road
by Disgruntled Peony reviews
A possible ending to the series (written before the end of season two); Arnaud causes the counteragent to become useless, and that's only the beginning.
Invisible Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,146 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/11/2002
Spike or Spiketta?
by Aziraphael reviews
Something happens to Spike that he certainly wasn't expecting!COMPLETE
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,040 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 4/30/2002 - Published: 10/12/2001 - Spike, Wesley W. - Complete
by Tasha2 reviews
Pre-Slash and Pre-Het: Darien is involved in an accident when a mission goes bad and it changes many things.
Invisible Man - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,604 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/23/2001
by CritterKeeper reviews
With a batch of Counteragent about to go bad, Darien gets a chance to quicksilver guilt-free
Invisible Man - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,253 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/11/2001
by Larathia reviews
What is the connection between Squall's ring Griever, and the Guardian Force? Completed
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 95,058 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/2/2001 - Published: 3/19/2001 - Squall L., Rinoa H. - Complete