Red Lioness
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Joined 08-28-04, id: 661512, Profile Updated: 09-21-10
Author has written 27 stories for Ninja Turtles, ThunderCats, Teen Titans, Xiaolin Showdown, and Metalocalypse.

I am a complete and total language geek. I'm fluent in Farsi, I'm brushing up on my Spanish while I have my eye on conquering Japanese.

Current fandoms include Teen Titans, Xiaolin Showdown, and Metalocalypse. I'm also a fan of ThunderCats and anything produced by Studio Ghibli.

I collect kimonos, I love to knit and draw and I'm working on my first non-fanfiction story, which I hope to sell as a book.

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Tainted Love by TalesFromPerdition reviews
After a bad breakup, Jack Spicer decides to live with the Xiaolin Monks and finds comfort and love in the last place he'd expect. [JackxRai][JackxChase][Slash]
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,713 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Jack, Raimundo
Rising dragon, crouching genius by Shiva's Avatar reviews
With a flick of a pen a new shen gong wu can reveal a person’s deepest secrets … but what does a certain monk do when he finds out his archenemy’s secrets aren’t quite what he expected? RaixJack – obviously slash
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,893 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Raimundo, Jack
My Better Half by Bug Ugly reviews
Jack finds himself on a losing slope, and decidedly lacking in allies, as per usual. So, the self proclaimed Evil Boy Genius does something about it, with what could have disastrous repercussions on his ‘evil’ status. Mild AU, no pairings, JackCentric
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,150 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Jack
Visitation by Winkaku reviews
Inspired by a fairy tail redux written by Silverbelle, a great wrighter of strict policies.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Chase, Jack - Complete
Randomness with: Wuya by Eclipse Rose reviews
Wuya sees Jack without his makeup on... How will she react? Really random, out of characterness
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Wuya, Jack - Complete
Evil Genius: Modus Operandi by DarkLightShades reviews
A day in the life of Chase Young, dealing with obtuse ninjas, ungrateful pets and one Jack Spicer, hopeless admirer, who might deserve just a little more credit than he's given.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Chase, Jack - Complete
101 Tales of Pure Insanity by AJandtheVoicesInMyHead reviews
Did you know that all people go certifiably insane at some point in their adolesance? Well, all people includes metahumans. 101 oneshots about the crazy things teenagers sometimes do. Rated because of the psycotic way of the teen mind.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,889 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/15/2006 - Published: 9/20/2006
Wake up call by Chibi-Hannah-Chan reviews
When Jack Spicer wakes up one morning he expects it to be another day... not to wake up next a naked Chase Young.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Chase, Jack
Rain, Rain by Silver Miracles reviews
A Beast BoyRaven oneshot. Beast Boy brought home a surprise during a rainstorm...and then the power went out
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
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A Piece on the Board reviews
Supernatural shennanigans start to fall into place around Dethklok and all the immortals want a piece on the board. Mentions of Ofdensen/OC/OC/OC, Skwisgaar's usual shennanigans, various supernatural OCs.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,939 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 3/4/2011 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E.
Beginnings reviews
Charles Offdensen/OC/OC/OC This is the backstory to Charles meeting the triplets from Pieces on the Board story. It's also the beginning of my first published polyamorous relationship. It has turned out to be more popular than the adventure story.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,174 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 3/21/2011 - C. F. Ofdensen
Sweet Child o' Mine reviews
Toki's fathered a child - no surprise there - but what they find out about the child is shocking. This was just a stupid idea for a drabble. I have no idea if I'll continue it.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S.
Cheer up Charlie reviews
Takes place after Dethdinner. The Gears decide to cheer up Offdensen with some fan mail.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/5/2012 - C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Desperate Measures reviews
Charles has a secret to keep on board the Dethsub
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/26/2012 - C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Wasted Youth reviews
Sequel to Eternal Youth
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,232 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Jack
Going To Bes De Long Night reviews
Toki and Skwisgaar are not what they seem. The concept of spellsingers is copyright Alan Dean Foster. All Dethklok characters are copyright Brenden Small. 'M' for swearing.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,675 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W.
Sometimes You Gotta Bend It reviews
An Icelandic contortionist tackles the challenge of surviving Mordhaus.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,636 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 9/26/2010
Luck of the Fguitar riffking Irish reviews
Toki reveals the source of his incredible luck.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Toki W. - Complete
DethDance reviews
The story behind Stripper!Toki of Renovationklok
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Toki W., W. Murderface
Thunderhorses reviews
Animal husbandry is metal.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,444 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Nathan E., C. F. Ofdensen
Murmaider reviews
The band meets a mysterious and beautiful stranger who enchants Toki. Toki should not love things.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Toki W.
That's Jack with a 'Q' reviews
Pairing: Chase Young x Jaq Spicer male x female pairingSummary: Jack couldn’t kick ass as a boy. So he tried it from the female side. And then the REAL fun began.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 64,250 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Jack, Chase
Confounded Hankering reviews
Clay has a run-in with a Texas lady of questionable repute. When his control slips, how is he supposed to handle the situation?
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,081 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Clay - Complete
Ghost Story reviews
Weak in life, Jack Spicer does not rest easily after his untimely death. Basically, I felt like writing a ghost story and Jack got to be my victim. Rated T for Jack's violent, bloody death.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,260 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Jack - Complete
Eternal Youth reviews
Chase Young is reduced to a powerless child by a strange spell and ends up in the care of Jack Spicer. I've seen this concept countless times and figured: One more can't hurt! Rated 'T' for naughty words, sexual references and violence in later chapters
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,187 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Jack, Chase - Complete
The Opportunities of Foes reviews
Dark ClayxOC. Warning for bondage, non-consentual sex, domination, humilation. This fic will make your Pretty Ponies cry!
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,727 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Clay
A Matter of Perspective reviews
CHACK! The sequel to 'Out for an Airing' chase and Jack's relationship comes out into the open.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,144 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Jack, Chase - Complete
Matty & Phooka: Lawn Care reviews
A little Mooka drabble, a sidestory if you will from the Out for an AiringA Matter of Perspective storyline.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Matty & Phooka: Nightmares reviews
Just a little sidescrib of Matty and Phooka from my Chack 'Out for an Airing' series. Matty and Phooka start to bond. This takes place in between 'Out for an Airing' and 'A Matter of Perspective'. Rated MA for references to child molestation and rape.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,757 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
Stalking reviews
Chack! Chase decides to show his playful side to Jack.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Chase, Jack - Complete
Out for an Airing reviews
Chack! Chase decides to take Jack out on a date, but the Prince of Darkness looks at dinner and dancing a little differently than most people.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,411 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/29/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Chase, Jack - Complete
It Ain't Easy Bein' Green reviews
Beast Boy goes for a hike and discovers the dangers meeting other outdoorsmen when you have green skin. Extremely silly.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Beast Boy - Complete
Chasing Shadows reviews
The long-awaited (ha!) sequel to 'Female of the Species' with the continuing adventures of the TMNT, the Hawaiian Turtles, and the meta-human Maggie. Rated 'M' for violence.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,807 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/26/2005
The Female of the Species reviews
Formerly 'Rapture of the Deep'. The continuing adventures of the TMNT plus some very um . . . 'interesting' original characters.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 50,596 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/22/2005 - Published: 9/7/2004
House Cat reviews
This was the first fanfiction I ever wrote. It was written in 2001. It's a very tongue-in-cheek action story about a race of elf-like cat creatures and thier claim on the Sword Of Omens.
ThunderCats - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,403 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/30/2005
Generations to Come reviews
After the fall of Mumm-Ra, the ThunderCats begin to rebuild thier civilization, being tested and challenged at every turn.
ThunderCats - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 40,687 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/16/2004 - Published: 9/14/2004
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