DJ Baka-chan
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Joined 08-28-04, id: 661515
Author has written 2 stories for Rurouni Kenshin.

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I bet half of you come here just to find out why the hell my pen name is DJ Baka-chan. Well, I'm going to tell you why my pen name is DJ Baka-chan. Because I'm a little idiot and I love music. Music is my life, my insperation, and my passion. There, that's why my pen name is DJ Baka-chan.

Favorites:

chocolate or vanilla ice cream: chocolate
summer/winter: winter
scary movies or comedies: Both
silver or gold: sliver

Music: Here are my favorite bands:

System of a Down

Avenge Sevenfold

Slipknot

The Offspring

AC/DC

Blur

The Gorillaz

Any random dance music

My Chemical Romance

The Killers

That Intermizzo song from the Goodbye sence in Kenshin. I LOVE THAT SONG!

Green Day

And a helluva lot more

Fav. Manga/anime: Rurouni Kenshin, Fullmetal Alchemist, Detective Conan, Hot Gimick, DearS, Chobits, One Piece (manga only), Cowboy Bebop, Samurai Champloo, Ranma 1/2, Witch Hunter Robin, Wolfs Rain, and much, much more... (I don't think this list would fit...)

Game/s: Zelda's awsome, I love SC 2, but DDR's the best freaking game out there! Dance 'till you drop!

ME:

I'm fourteen and female (DUH). My hair is dark brown with occassional red streaks (custom done by MOI), I also have natural red highlights and my hair's naturaly curly but I straighten it cause I'm an evil little girl. >:) My eyes are dark brown also. I like black, that color gets to my head. I'm one of those artistic people. I play guitar, write poetry and storys, listen to music, and draw. I'm smart but lazy. I'm sorta athletic. I'm TRYING desperatly to get a band together. Still scouting for two more members. I'm phycopathic (by my friends standerds) and laugh at anything horribly random (like the reviews, but I still love them oh so much!). I really hate pop quizs and the periododic table of elements. School is just as easy as ever. I doodle on my science papers (it's always in Science or SS, I dunno why...) but it's the only way I get better at drawing. I love guitar and singing (though my singing voice needs a little work, it's good for the rock genre.) and I play rythem guitar and am lead singer in my band. And if you couldn't tell already, I can't spell in the English language. My favorite anime is Rurouni Kenshin and my favorite pairings are Kenshin X Kaoru and Enishi X Kaoru. I know, the 2nd one is unusual but I like it for some reason. If Enishi wasn't so crazy, he'd be an awsome guy, and a hot one too...Oh wait, he's already hot. Heh... (BIG ENISHI FAN! BIG ENISHI FAN!)

Random Crap

Read more books, they're good for you ya' know...Oh wait, you're reading already...sorry!

"If the world weren't so complicated, there'd be no idiots." -Me

"Step by step, heart to heart, left right left, we all fall down like toy soldiers. Bit by bit, torn apart, we never win but the battle wages on for toy soldiers."- Like Toy Soldiers, by Eminem

“A sword is a weapon. Whatever pretty names you give it, swordsmanship is a way to kill. She speaks as one who has never bloodied her hands. Kaoru-Dono maintains a sweet naïve lie…but in the face of such an awful truth…the naïve lie she tells is so much better. If this one had a wish…it would be that her lie would become the truth of this world.” - Kenshin, RK book 1

Brother: "Yum, french fries."

Me: "Still boycoting McDonalds."

Brother: "McDonalds; the food emporium."

Me: "...You know, that was completly random" -My brother and I

"You know, we talk about the randomest crap." -The drummer from my band

"Defile, defile, difile, dum-dum-dum, defile! I am defiling your scared space, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!" -Foamy

"DON'T CUSS! IT'S RUDE!" - One of my friends

"You know, I'd sit in there for hours playing the Mockingbird if they had an amp set up."

"And that is why they don't have an amp set up." -Random conversation

"Hot Topic is about the size of your car! Put 12 peopel in there plus the 3 people working there and it's crowded as hell!"- Me on how small Hot Topic is.

"To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered." -Voltaire

"Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings." -Ed Gardner

"I will call him squshiy and he shall be mine. He shall be my squishy!" -Dorey, Finding Nemo

The problem w/ the world is that there is 2 many stupid ppl, and no one 2 eat them!

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege

"FUNKY FRESH." - Another of my friends

"I feel so unloved!" - about everyoneI know, including me

"I stopped correcting people a long time ago cause they kinda got mad..." My LA obbsessed friend on how she used to grammticaly correct people

"The reason they don't let people keep their keys is so some senile 74 year-old lady doesn't come back to try and get in to her old Duke dorm room." - My friend on why they wouldn't let us keep our dorm keys.

"And steal your pizza." - a teacher of mine adding on to above quote.

Story Ideas - For the people that actually visit this place, things in mind.


To Know Another: (Rurouni Kenshin) Oneshot. It's basicly a little short placed after Jinchuu about one sleepless night and two people's emotions. In the works.

The Lure of Deception: (Rurouni Kenshin) When a young Battosai sets free a tanuki caught in a trap, he gets much more than he bargined for. Still a brewing idea, very original in my opinion.

Neko Noir: (Rurouni Kenshin) Kaoru wishes that she could have Kenshin stop worrying about her and it's granted in the most bizzare way. Pure KxK fluff. Inspired by "Keneko".

Under the Night: (Rurouni Kenshin) Alone. A feeling she hadn't felt since Kenshin's arrivel. Now with the new war, he's off to Kyoto, leaving her in danger's midsts. And this, is where we begin. KxK, ExK, Manga Cannon

Silence of the Stars: (Rurouni Kenshin) Washington DC, 1987. Kenshin was forgotten by the world years ago after returning from the war ('Nam). The government had other plans for him since he had no one left. That was, until now. AU

Real-life phone conversation:

"Mom, the house is on fire."

"Okay honey, don't bother me now, Mommy's busy. I'll be home in a few minutes."

:Hangs up:

Five minutes later...

"THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE?"

In my World:

Kaoru dances on tables drunk in a Hooters tee to Song 2 by Blur, Come Out and Play, & Hit That by The Offspring.

Kenshin runs around with no shirt on, his hair down, and he has amber eyes. Forgot to mention he’s a bubble obsessed psycho too.

Kagome has her brain half eaten.

Miroku’s ponytail (Tiny, as he was dubbed by my friends) is the supreme ruler of the world.

Tomoe burns in Hell.

Sorry if In my World offends anyone. It's not intended to. And I don't really hate Tomoe, I just don't like her.

Kaoru: Kenshin?

Kenshin:Yes Kaoru-dono? (Please let it be the you undyingly love me...)

Kaoru: What did you say Kensihn?

Kenshin (like the cutie he is): Nothin'...

Kaoru: Kay'... :She drinks lots a sake: WOO-HOO:she starts dancing on tabels:

Kenshin: Oro... This is scary, but strangly attractive...

This is a bit invented by a friend and I. My friend had a dream once where Kenshin was a selfconsuious sushi chef, Kaoru was a flirtly Hooters girl, Yahiko was a host that was dressed up as a samurai and he bowed and went "HAI!" all the time and they all worked in a Japanese Hooters.

REALLY IDIOTIC (yet still funny) CONVERSATION

This is some random thing my friend and I wrote in class. Shows you how borde people can get.

Minon: Tiny, the evil ponytail.

Tiny: Tiny, Supreme Ruler!

Minon: Excuse me, Mr. Ruler of the Universe?

Tiny: What?

M: The crazy vampire is sucking peoples blood again.

T: Tell her to leave the brains alone so I can feast.

M: Yes, almighty one

T: Anything else?

M: Um, 20 peopel died in the last werewolf attack, but sadly, the bodies have already been buried.

T: $@#!

M: Sorry Mr. Master of the Universe.

T: I suppose it's not your fault, but next time take the brains out first.

M: Yes almighty one.

T: Cool! What's for dinner?

M: The brains of the village crazy person.

T: Remember to take out the stupidity. Remember what happened when we didn't for Kagome?

M: Oh boy, that was Hell. You went on a killing rampage.

T: Personally, I enjoyed it because I had 100 brains for supper. MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

This was completly random. Tiny is Miroku's ponytail and he's just having a random coversation with a minon of his.

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Devotion by Angle1 reviews
Kenshin and Karou have finally reveled their feelings for each other, but when they bring in a female exgang member who is trying to run from her past, Karou soon get's worried if Kenshin feels closer to her, but Kenshin only has eyes for Karou.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 96,596 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/18/2006 - Published: 12/4/2003 - Kenshin, Kaoru - Complete
Hakama Dake by Indygodusk reviews
During a heat wave, Kaoru finds herself alone, frustrated, and extremely hot. Defeated by Kenshin's friendly behavior, she gives up on his love. But she refuses to lose to the sun. Clothes start to fly, but no one's there to see, right? KBK
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,527 - Reviews: 1244 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 3/28/2006 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Kaoru, Kenshin - Complete
Revolution & Restoration by MadiSano reviews
In a land overtaken by shadow, a sky made of tears, a sea made of promises, and a kingdom fallen, a lost prince stricken by amnesia dives once more into the river of life. Mystery, drama, combat, angst, and love. KenKao SanoMeg AoMi AU
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 81,504 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/17/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Kenshin, Sanosuke
Rurouni Kenshin: Tales of a Sexy Swordsman by Wicked Enough reviews
/RKRC BEST HUMOR/Kenshin's Diary/ Entry 709: "Hey, Tomoe, remember when you and Akira were young and played doctor? Now that he's dead, and we're all grown up, how about giving up that family practice so we can play gynecologist?"
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,214 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/24/2005 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Kenshin
Snow White: A Fractured Fairy Tale by AngelOfDeath10 reviews
FINISHED, AU, EnishiKaoru, an RK spin on the beloved fairy tale, Kaoru is the fairest in the land but who's to know when she works in the stables, maybe some disgruntled men in the woods can give her a new start. . .
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,662 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/14/2005 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Kaoru, Enishi - Complete
Time for A New Beginning by Darkia reviews
Kenshin and Kaoru have known each other for many years, and this whole time Kaoru has stuck by Kenshin's side When Kaoru accidently over hears a conversation between Sano and Kenshin, how will she be able to cope with this situation? COMPLETE!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,456 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/16/2005 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Kenshin, Kaoru - Complete
Keneko by Shirou Shinjin reviews
After Enishi's Jinchuu, Kenshin is scared of hurting Kaoru. He makes a wish, and unfortunetly it gets granted... bit funny, bit WAFFy, all silly. Updated with link to fanart 20060419
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,006 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Complete
Counter Strike by LYKAchan reviews
Kaoru tossed Kenshin out into the streets one rainy evening 'coz he failed to utter a *correct* reply to her confession of love. And by the time she had calmed down enough to hear him out, love again, and take him back...he was gone... (k/k all the way!!)
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,893 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/4/2005 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Kenshin, Kaoru
In Our Garden of Snow and Roses by Blue Jeans reviews
Two children grew up loving each other before they knew what such words meant. Until one day, a cold wind from the North blew through town and stole the boy from the girl... Kenshin and Kaoru.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,444 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/22/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Kaoru, Kenshin - Complete
Toyland by Ariliana reviews
Long ago there lived a toymaker." New to the shop life the wooden samurai must come to grips with the other toys. Everything goes smoothly until his secret is discovered.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 12/5/2004 - Kaoru, Kenshin
The Samurai Wives by spero spiro reviews
Kaoru, the young daughter of the new emperor, has been raised in the Tokeiji for security. The result of her upbringing is a severe distrust of men, which complicates her life when she must be returned by a certain assassin from the Ishin Shishi. AU
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,368 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/5/2004 - Published: 5/31/2004 - Kenshin, Kaoru - Complete
The Princess Bride: Kenshin Style by Akari Sennyami reviews
(ON HOLD til further notice- sorry) Kaoru is the beautiful young peasant girl who falls for 'farm boy' Kenshin, only to have him torn away from her! Luckily she's not just a pretty face... UNDER CONSTRUCTION Chapter TWO edited. UPDATE: Chapter Twenty-Six
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 110,048 - Reviews: 1424 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/29/2004 - Published: 3/10/2003 - Kenshin, Kaoru
Voix by spero spiro reviews
A late summer afternoon, a blackwinged angel fell from the sky to be found by a young Kamiya Kaoru. Three years after his fall, Kenshin finds his savior in danger from the very forces that cast him from Heaven in shame. AU
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,737 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/22/2004 - Published: 5/30/2004 - Kenshin, Kaoru - Complete
To Be Free by Marie Nomad reviews
Originally written by Ami-dono, is being finished by her consent. Kenshin is a slave but then Kaoru bought him to set him free. Can he trust her to completely free him? Some Peace Maker characters. COMPLETED
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,822 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 2/11/2004 - Kenshin, Kaoru - Complete
Legend of Zelda: The Return by Rose Zemlya reviews
Takes place after OoT with the assumption that Link lost all of his memories of the events in the game when Zelda sent him back in time. COMPLETE
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 232,496 - Reviews: 1511 - Favs: 1,696 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 10/31/2003 - Published: 7/7/2001 - Link, Zelda - Complete
A Flower Blooming in a Time of War by ranma15177301291 reviews
"Yahiko are you listening?" Kaoru tells a story. Yahiko learns a lesson.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,460 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/9/2003 - Kaoru
Chilton, with Fish by Triptych reviews
WARNING: Mature Content. Genius and serial killer Hannibal Lecter exacts a horrifying revenge against his former tormentor, Dr. Frederick Chilton.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2002
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The Whispers of Insanity reviews
NEW CHAP 13: Battosai is on the brink of insanity, his life on the edge. That is, until he meets Kaoru. When she helps him in a time of need, he is in her debet. Their bond grows, but what of the deadly secrets each are hiding from thier pasts? BxK
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,409 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/11/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Kenshin, Kaoru
RK: Kyoufuu no Idou reviews
A free verse poetry collection I'm updating every now and then since I have so many RK poems.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8/25/2005 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Kenshin, Kaoru