Author has written 4 stories for Dragon Knights, and 24.
PERMIRING ON FOX, FALL 2489
Now for some quotes!
"Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?" Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
"Again with the inadvertant sexual metaphors! Or maybe it's just me. Everything is sex to me. It's a great way to live!" Red Anne Bonney, reviewing a Bad!fic.
"LOOK LOVE! A HOOKER!" Dr. Captain Devine! (The most brilliant line, ever)
"Hey babe, want to step over into MY circle of Hell?" Dr. Captain Devine, Pick-up Lines of the Damned.
"Now that's a buttload of foxy!" Dr. Captain Devine
"Ever notice how Chase always gets the nastiest stuff on him?" Me, in reference to the episode "No Reasons"
"I will make you my sex slave. With out the sex, and the slaving part." Dr. Captain Devine
"What do you call a dominatrix, but male?" Me
"Because I get my sick kicks by dressing effeminate men in women's clothes" Me
"ESP isn't something you can just buy on eBay. 'Oh! Look, there's a limited edition Inu-Yasha action figure, a Virgin Mary sandwich, and Oooo! Physic awareness! Bidding time!'" Me
"Instead of fleeing like a scalded cat, Ryuuzaki had simply acted like a tourist in a foreign land. That foreign land being the real world." Ratio, Mind Games (written by wildfilly)
"You can't be hung-over if you never stopped drinking." ???
"When I grow up, I'm gonna become a jedi, then slaughter all the other jedi!" Anakin, in the Jerry Frog Puppet Show
"The reason the men in 300 are all running around in their underwear is because the movie producers had no money left to buy them clothes. The entire budget was spent on awesome." O, COMMISSIONED.
"Assad trails off as Kiefer takes off his shirt, forgetfully revealing the shocking damage to his back. Kiefer turns, embarrassed, and then ducks into the bathroom for a little privacy. Assad makes a "what the hell?" face. Perhaps he's thinking he's going to have to go be gentle with his fingernails when the time comes." M. Giant of TV Without Pity, making me have such a fangasm XD
"House is the flour in our pancakes of love!" Captain Devine
"Today the Fellowship moves on. A great evil passes from my domain, and a vast dank shadow lifts from the hearts of my people. Oh, and the One Ring is leaving, too." Galadriel, in Nine Men and a Little Lady, by Kielle