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Joined 08-29-04, id: 662088
Author has written 10 stories for Lizzie McGuire, Minesweeper, Lost, Simpsons, Solitaire, Casper, Digimon, O.C., and School of Rock.

Me? Write parody?

Parody like your face.

I have two extremely talented friends who also write fan fiction. They are yellow orange and limbo-gal. I inspire the first one and the latter has a very good, SERIOUS HP fan fiction. Check them out, or I will eat your first-born.

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Are You Still Having Fun? by yellow orange reviews
What is it about the art of tetris?
Tetris - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/12/2005
The Beginning by limbo-gal reviews
Issy, the flirtatious blonde, Amber, the thoughtful feminist, Sky, the heavy sleeper, Miranda and Jo, the not so identical french twins and Lily, the founder of the I Hate James Potter club. Friends? You bet. Quite possibly permenant haitus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,816 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/24/2005 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Thankyou by featherxquill reviews
Minerva McGonagall gave Harry Potter his first broom. How can he ever thank her for it? Based on the McGonagall created in 'School Of Second Chances'. Fluffy. Please give it a go. Have a read, and leave a review. Concrit welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/19/2004 - Minerva M., Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Boner That Wouldn't Go Down by ShhItsASecret reviews
Harry Potter is a naughty boy... a very naughty boy indeed. Mostly Harry/McGonagall, but lots of Harry/tons of other female characters as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/8/2003 - Published: 7/30/2003 - Harry P., Minerva M.
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Kate, The Apple Of Their Eye reviews
Something terrible happens to the island's Mary Sue... Because you all loved my previous KateHate fic.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Kate
Skipping School reviews
Bart hates school... The Simpsons' Spiritual Saga, Part Deux! What wacky shenanigans will these two boys get up to as they roam the town of Springfield?
Simpsons - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/14/2005 - Published: 5/6/2005
Touch Me, Tease Me reviews
You're tacky and I hate you! So he says, but is that how Boy truly feels about his teacher?
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/14/2005
Too Thin reviews
(Uploaded again with a new rating) Summer notices that her friend is too thin. CHARACTER DEATH, but it's Marissa, so who cares?
O.C. - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/14/2005
Digimon Read Fanfiction Too, You Know reviews
The Digimon stumble across a computer and visit this site. How will they react to the many stories written about them?
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/14/2005
Casper The Unfriendly Ghost reviews
Casper is a friendly ghost. But that's all about to change...
Casper - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2005
The Art Of Losing reviews
The world of Solitaire is a tough one.
Solitaire - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2005
Sick To Death reviews
Everyone is sick to death of Kate, excuse the pun. CHARACTER DEATH, yay!
Lost - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/6/2005
Damn Impossible reviews
Mary Sue sits down for a good ole' game of Minesweeper. What will happen?
Minesweeper - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2005
Crush reviews
Someone's got a crush on Lizzie...
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2005