AgniKaiKyoshi
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Joined 08-29-04, id: 662335
Author has written 6 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, Marching Band, and Harry Potter.

The universe without music would be madness
-Fortune Cookie

Last Profile update: 8/10/07: Time is unattainable... I leave Sunday for band camp for a week, then performances every other day for a week, then school starts... and there's homework and college crap to deal with, so everything is on hold until further notice.

I am also considering posting the plot of one of my essays from my Writing Workshop class; it is based on a song I play in band. Hopefully I will get the chance to post more creative stories, although some may end up on FictionPress instead of here (my user name is the same there).

Stories:
"BAND" the Musical: Marching band to the extreme! Lyrics set to the songs of RENT (Long live Jonathan Larson's amazing work!). I suggest listening to the music while reading, it really helps. COMPLETE!!!

Before the Comet: One Shot. A short story about the world before the comet came and Aang was frozen in the iceberg. My first shot at using an outside character. Was going to be a story, but, wouldn't you know it, a few days after I wrote it, the Avatar writers put a new episode out (The Storm) and it competely messed up my plot (I was going to explain everything they ended up explaining in that episode).

Boredom at the Burrow: (On Hold) Um...I was struck by random silliness one day and I had some fun with the Harry Potter characters. Nonsensical if you like that kind of thing. Haven't updated because I haven't really been that hyper since I first wrote that, so...

Chronologies of Koh the Face Stealer: (On Hold) Based on the faces stolen by Koh (featured in the season finale of Avatar: the Last Airbender) (who is also my favorite character). A series of short stories. I may interlink them, but I have not decided yet.

Harry Potter and the Last Riddle: (On Hold), will possibly be deleted due to the publishing of the 7th book in a few months Continued after HBP, 7th year at Hogwarts, picks up in what would be the middle of the 7th book. Still developing plot, so it will seem slow, but stick with me, I have big aims for this one!

Kids in Band: My second bandfic based off the musical "Guys and Dolls". If any of you have seen the musical, you know it's pretty funny, and I'm hoping that this will turn out just as good, if not better! You can still read, even if you don't know it, it just makes better sense if you know the show. Again, listen to the music while reading if you can.

Ways to tell if you're a band geek:
1. You love setting up "band couples", are part of a "band couple", or like someone in the band
2. Your day is ruined when you can't get the music or you don't have band that day
3. Your band director somehow knows everything about you (like if you start another instrument, or if you like someone in the band)
4. Your favorite class is band, or extra-curricular activity is some form of band
5. One of your main topics of gossip is band
6. You exclude other people because of their lack of band experience
7. You recruit your friends to play new instruments so they can join band
8. You never stop making fun of people because of band camp incidents
9. You get angry when your friends miss band, and you cry when band is done for the season or if you fail to make a leadership rank
10. You get other section members to help you gang up on said band members who miss band for a pre-first period yelling fit and lecture on the importance of not missing band.
11. You have multiple classes in the band room in one day
12. You become distressed when you find that your friend is unable to fit band into their busy schedule, or it makes your day when said friend is able to put band back in after taking summer gym and driver's ed.
13. You choose music as your career of choice
14. You can count to 4 perfectly, but after that, you're not really sure
15. You can alphabetize up to G, but not after that, or you are confused as to why the dictionary doesn't go Ab, A, A#...
16. Probably the first place, or the place you most often will drive to is some form of a field for band practice.
17. The most amusing conversations of the day are in the band room.
18. Your siblings ask you for help with music
19. You shun your non-musical siblings
20. You measure things in yards, only because you can march the distance of 5 yards in 8 steps
21. You become irritated when someone who is worse than you tries to play a higher part than you or tries to sit higher in the seating
22. At least 15 of the above applied to you

Much love, peace out!

Poems and stuff (if you're bored out of your mind or need a good laugh): http://www.fictionpress.com/~agnikaikyoshi

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Harry the Green Eyed Wizard And More by luna me and the slithery-dee reviews
Musical humor at its worst!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 12/13/2004
Hate, or Something Like That by AneleTiger reviews
James Potter is a narcissistic, selfish, arrogant, bigheaded, vain, pompous, womanizer, ostentatious, conceited, pretentious, smug, selfcentered, handsome, and egotistical git. Wait...what was that about handsome?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,485 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 9/4/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
If I Could Lie by AndyFleener reviews
This is the alltootrue story of my freshman year 2004: Avon High School: Football Theme. It's not cheesy and not shallow. Anyone who marches will find something to relate to.
Marching Band - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,947 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 2/3/2005
Behind these Constant Shadows by AneleTiger reviews
Zuko is alone. With no one to turn to and nowhere to run, he struggles to find himself. Until he meets and odd, blue eyed girl who might just have the key to lock away the shadows haunting them both.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,747 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Zuko - Complete
True Freedom by eternalhope08 reviews
JackOC. Ali's a noblewoman who's fed up with the restrictions on her life. Jack is a pirate intent on pillaging, looting, and ravaging. Fate throws them together. ON HIATUS because I can't bring myself to delete my first fic ever, no matter how awful.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,266 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/22/2006 - Published: 4/10/2005
At the Burrow by fred the gnome reviews
Harry spends part of a summer at the burrow. Full of unicorns, death wishes, waffles, and Harry the deranged headless chicken. The last chapter is the best one. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,619 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 3/20/2005 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
A Meaningless Battle by Curseh reviews
When two best friends fight over an idiotic subject, what will happen? Revenge tastes sweeter than usual when it's on a friend. Will James and Sirius be able to end the meaningless battle and still maintain their ego? [T for language]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,707 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/15/2006 - Published: 11/19/2004 - James P., Sirius B.
The Final Battle by Cappygal116 reviews
Harry has fought Voldemort and has come out alive. But he isn't done fighting yet. Harry has pushed away all his friends and his love for them, despite the pain it causes him. Will he win this last battle for a happily ever after? Rated for safety. plz R&
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 68,056 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Marauders and the Random Adventure by fred the gnome reviews
Weird stuff happens when you don't have a face. The Marauders and some OCs go on a beautifully random psycho adventure. I recommend this story in small doses. First few chapters have been revised.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,875 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Sirius B., James P.
The Waves of the Sea by AneleTiger reviews
Miriam and Chris are twins, their parents: Will and Elizabeth Turner. After being captured at their 18th birthday, they learn their ultimate fate is to be sold as slaves in the Amazon. But André, a mysterious young pirate, might be their way out...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,481 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/4/2005 - Published: 5/24/2005
Harry Potter and the Nerd's Rock Collection by Big Man Bryan reviews
Parody of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. MPAA rating: PG13
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,391 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/2/2005 - Published: 2/10/2005
Escaping DC by ronsparkles reviews
2 teens and an annoying younger brother accidentally get transported into the comic book world and in the bodies of superheroes. where they must battle for their lives and get back to their real world, but first they must complete their quest.
DC Superheroes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,456 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/25/2005 - Published: 10/26/2004 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Odor of the Phoenix by ronsparkles reviews
Harry Potter, herocomplex whiner extroardinaire, goes on a quest to find what's causing the awful stench at Number 12 Grimmuald Place. His first battle...A Flaming Bag of Poop planted by Fred & George.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Harry P., George W.
Too much pizza and candy by Lellida reviews
Things turn crazy on halloween. A groups of teens winds up on... Mount Olympus? COMPLETE!
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,832 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/27/2005 - Published: 10/29/2003 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Otherside by MaxFic reviews
AU. Picks up near the end of OotP. Harry saw Sirius fall into the veil after being stunned by Bellatrix Lestrange. What would happen if he ran in after him? No Pairings yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,720 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 1,315 - Follows: 1,463 - Updated: 5/13/2005 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Harry P.
You'll See by Mizamour reviews
RENTfic from Benny's perspective
RENT - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2005 - Complete
Mrs Quigley Quagmire by Elphie Marky reviews
One-shot post series. Duncan admits his jealously about Violet's relationship with Quigley. R&R!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2005 - Complete
Tom Vorlost Riddle by DasTeddy reviews
Harry macht sich einige Gedanken über Voldemort und dabei entdeckt er einiges, was er vorher nie vermutet hätte.Was,wenn hinter dem Monster Voldemort ein völlig anderer steckt?aufgrund einiger Nachfragen:Zweites Kapitel up!rn
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - German - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/4/2005 - Published: 11/12/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Genie in a Bottle by ronsparkles reviews
COMPLETED! Hermione's a genie, but she never told anybody, not even her friends. Her secret is threatened, however, when Colin Creevey blackmails her and demands wishes (think "Superstar" Buffy). Malfoy and Hermione switch bodies, thanks to a wish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,342 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/2/2005 - Published: 10/29/2004 - Hermione G.
One Person by Beacon reviews
All it took was for one person to fight back, and everyone else joined the fight. All it took was one person's words, and everyone else could speak. All it took was one person's ideas that suddenly everyone could see. One-shot very slight AK implied
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2005 - Complete
The Band Anthology by TranquilStorm37 reviews
Just a random collection of all things band. There will be song fics, jokes, and mindless ramblings. Enjoy. PS: Drumline tribute songfic now up.
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,959 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/1/2005 - Published: 11/28/2004
Paris Sketches: A Discovery of Color by ClarinetQT reviews
When Allison has to chose between band and popularity she finds friends, love, and something to believe in where she least expects it. Finished
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,023 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/30/2005 - Published: 7/4/2004 - Complete
Freshman Flag and Clarinet Guide to Marching Band by RoseClarinet reviews
I went through freshman band camp as a Flag and as a Clarinet, so here's what i have to say...
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2005
Carmelita, A Fanfiction Starring Carmelita Spats! by Super Shayde reviews
Not really, she just made us say that. [COMPLETED - 14 chapters]
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,501 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/31/2004 - Published: 10/9/2004 - Complete
Die Bombe by die-unbestechlichen reviews
Das Leben in Bikini Bottom ist friedlich - nur SpongeBob stört ab und zu die Ruhe. Aber was passiert, wenn ein Terrorist eine Bombe in Bikini Bottom legt? Können SpongeBob und seine Freunde die Stadt retten?
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - German - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2004
The Secret Society of the Flute Key by joolay reviews
Four friends and one "secret society" that holds them together. Includes a water bottle named Murphy, a "squirrel" that lives in the bush, and much more! Embark on an adventure with 4 girls that you will never forget.
Marching Band - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,871 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/15/2004 - Published: 12/14/2004
Mending Wendy by joolay reviews
Wendy is convinced that band camp is a waste of time, until she meets three strangers who will change her outlook on camp forever. PG-13 for mild language R&R
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,896 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/12/2004 - Published: 11/17/2004
Two Plus Two Equals Fish by Super Shayde reviews
A very silly story starring Sirius Black having strange conversations. Mostly dialogue. Please read! Not as silly as my challenges. [CHAPTER TWO UP]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 10/19/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Living in Oblivion by ronsparkles reviews
The Marauders in their 6th year. James curses Lucius so he can only speak the truth Lucius tries to seduce Lily by slipping Ditz Draught in her drink everybody goes to a dance with an amnesia spell, what will happen? R&R! Really Funny! NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,257 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/16/2004 - Published: 8/2/2004 - James P. - Complete
You're So Vain by sinisterkitty13 reviews
PG, just to be on the safe side. Ginny takes the stage to teach Draco lesson by singing a song about him. And what song might that be? Carly Simon's 'You're So Vain' of course! Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2004 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Septième Amour by Sydelle reviews
It's Lily's and James' seventh year at Hogwarts; the year Lily agrees to finally go on a date with James. Struggling with her studies and her mother's death, what did James do that finally made Lily like him back?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,467 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/18/2004 - Published: 8/5/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Prequel to the Wisdom by Sydelle reviews
This is basically a record of Dumbledore's life, from the time he was about three years old to the Dumbledore we know and love today. Who exactly was Grindelwald? Why did he hate Voldemort THAT much? R&R to find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2004 - Albus D.
A collection of stupid rewriten songs by Kayleena A. Carpenter reviews
I was extremily bored, so I decide to start a collection of really stupid song that i rewrote so that they would be better.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2003
An Unexpected Day by Chief Salem reviews
Snape is in a cheerleading outfit, Draco is ubsessed with green umbrellas, Hermione marries a pickle, Evil Cherry Poptarts try to take over the world, but only one team can stop them..........We're doomed
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2003
Another Truth or Dare Fic With The HP Cast by mystic-angel5 reviews
Just another truth or dare fic with the hp cast... but this one's actually funny! Really! But don't take my word for it, read and review! (Fic features your favourite characters, as if they were stoned.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/30/2003 - Published: 10/12/2003 - Harry P.
Mission: Snape/Opera/Santa Clause/Brooklyn/SPANDEX by SnowBirdie reviews
BEWARE THE SPANDEX!!!!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2001
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Kids in Band reviews
Guys and Dolls takes a Marching Band twist! The lyrics are now to fit marching band situations, and plenty of laughs and new stuff soon to follow!
Marching Band - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 12/10/2006
BAND The Musical reviews
A Parody of RENT the musical fit for marching band! Fun stuff involving practices, games, interesting and diverse characters, and of course, music! For all you band geeks out there, this is definitely for you!
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 10,769 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/21/2006 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Last Riddle reviews
Just my theory of how the seventh book will turn out...HPGW possibility...no specific other pairings as of yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/2/2006 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Boredom at the Burrow reviews
Harry and Ron are bored after their first year at Hogwarts...so they hang out and do weird stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Harry P., Ron W.
The Chronologies of Koh the Face Stealer reviews
A picture's worth a thousand words, so what's a face worth? A series of short stories about the many faces of Koh
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2006
Before the Comet reviews
It's the New Year, and Aang and Nami OC are bored during Avatar Roku's yearly speech. [One Shot]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2005 - Complete