Doom Squirrel
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Joined 08-29-04, id: 662346, Profile Updated: 12-07-07
Author has written 18 stories for Prétear, Yu Yu Hakusho, Incredibles, Yu-Gi-Oh, Inheritance Cycle, Teen Titans, Code Lyoko, Final Fantasy VII, and Kuroshitsuji.

Hello. I am The Urple Doom Squirrel. My goals in life are to rain destruction upon the world and to spread the love of slash everywhere! I also like banana popsicles and lasanga. I update here approximately... whenever I get around to it. If you want to see my work more regularly, the majority of my writing goes on my Livejournal. Feel free to stalk me there, if you don't mind that I switch fandoms all the time and write things that are really short. I used to be an FMA nerd, but these days I'll write a drabble or two for anything that catches my attention. (Yes, anything. Who knows, I could write a War and Peace fanfic one of these days)

I am currently co-writing a fic with the wonderfully talented Stella Wind, which you should all go read because between the two of us we write pretty damn well. (I blame it on her and she blames it on me, we don't know who is responsible). It's Yugioh, and while that's not technically one of my fandoms, it has vicious plotbunnies and Egyptian mythology just pwns.

... We suspect there will be a second co-writing project soon. It will go on her account, too, since she has the faithful fans and I'm just a hack who writes one-shots unless somebody's prodding me to keep going.

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Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 7780 - Favs: 3,757 - Follows: 2,759 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Professor Strife by Basilton reviews
Denzel stumbles into the past, Cloud follows to protect his son. The Crisis is beginning again, but as head of the science department Cloud can change it. Before, the world was saved by the lives of millions. This time, can he save those lives as well?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,204 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 1,148 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Cloud S., Zack F.
Theory of War by TheWestDriver reviews
They are liars, all of them, and Iroh is too old to play matchmaker. Zukaang. Katoph. Mailee. Sukka.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,351 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 4/24/2009
Devilish Impulses by Kitty Gets Loose reviews
He impulsively broke the covenant, then remade it. But can the trust, once shattered, be recovered? Sebastian must work twice as hard to rebuild what he briefly discarded. Shotacon, yaoi. Divergence from anime plot.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 215,559 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - [Sebastian M., Ciel P.] - Complete
Mad World by Etrixan reviews
Sephiroth returned from the Lifestream determined to find the two who saved him. Hojo and DeepGround control half the planet, and ShinRa is in shambles, but that's not going to stop him. Yet saving them is only half the battle; now he has to save the planet.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 57 - Words: 351,561 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Cloud S., Tifa L., Sephiroth, Zack F. - Complete
This Time Around by Crimson Skies reviews
A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,871 - Reviews: 4060 - Favs: 5,421 - Follows: 5,532 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Flight of the Bumblebee by Amaya Natsuya reviews
HP crossover. Contains yaoi. By accident or fate, Trowa discovers he still has family on earth. When he arrives at the Dursleys, he meets nine-year-old Harry Potter. Trowa wanted nothing to do with his family, but will Harry convince him to stay?
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 91,182 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 1,437 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Trowa B./No-Name, Quatre W.
All Your Base Are Belong to Us by Jukebox Hound reviews
[KH xover.Parody.] Cloud and Leon thought the destruction of their worlds was bad, but then, they'd never been drafted to teach Defense to Senseless English Wizarding Children by one Cunning Old Headmaster Who Should Be Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,634 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007
Wertham's Law by RobinRocks reviews
[A BatmanxRobin love story] In 1954, Dr Fredric Wertham wrote a book called Seduction of the Innocent, in which he accused Batman and Robin of being gay. So naturally there’s fun afoot when the Teen Titans visit Gotham! Cowritten with Narroch. SATIRE.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,116 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Robin, Cyborg - Complete
Revelation by Lonicera Japonica reviews
Crowley is flustered. Aziraphale points out the obvious. Fluff happens.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Complete
I'm Going to Get You by rebecca85 reviews
Hiei always get what he wants, stealing it if have to. But when he wants a certain redhead to be his, even after a rejection, what will he do? Shounen ai! HieixKurama, KoenmaxBotan and usual. May be OOC:ness! M, just in case. [finished]
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,702 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 7/31/2004 - Kurama M., Hiei - Complete
Perfect Blue by Tristripe reviews
KilGon& more: Four years after Hunter Exam. In life one must travel over many bumpy roads, sometimes these bumps come from the outside, other times they were always there. The trick is not to break anything on the way.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,811 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 4/22/2005
Daddy Rooster Head by dragon dreams reviews
[AU] Orphan Naruto is sent to a private school through the generosity of DaddyRoosterHead! Definitely Sasunaru! Epilogue up! Thanks to all who reviewed!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,949 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Complete
Good Advice by Igorina reviews
Aziraphale gets a nasty shock whilst perusing the morning paper.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Complete
There Can Be Only One by Fyrie reviews
Harry Potter & Wee Free Men (Discworld) crossover: Returned to the Land of the Living, a small clan of Nac Mac Feegles find themselves thrown headlong into a world they never expected, without Gonnagle or Kelda. What're they to do?
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,734 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/19/2004
Reflets Sombres by Blitzkrieg9688 reviews
After the series, a new Sasame is born and it seems as if a coming darkness is rising to threaten the Leafe Knights. On top of that, the Prince of the Dark Elves is looking for a bride, and has his sights set on Mawata!
Prétear - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,012 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/18/2004 - Published: 9/19/2004
An Apple for Yusuke by Sagi-chan reviews
Doctor Gary-Stu isn't exactly pleased when Yusuke visits him. Featuring Mary-Sue(s) and Gary-Stu. [stupidity] [ignorable hints of KuramaHiei] [one-shot]
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2004 - Complete
No Man Should Feel by Candyland reviews
Twopart fic During a pret with Himeno, Hayate feels something that no man has ever felt before. EVER. And lookie, a second part! Yayness!
Prétear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/29/2004 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Hayate - Complete
Possessionem Regis by Simone Landon reviews
It is not enough to conquer; one must know how to seduce. And the ones that are the likeliest to succumb are the ones that are alone. Bakura-Ryou.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,228 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/9/2004 - Published: 2/3/2004
Reincarnation 3 5: A Very Long Night by Akaitsuru reviews
Amidamaru x Yoh. After an overly eventful day, one last thing happens that neither ghost nor shaman was expecting--but maybe both were hoping for. Note: Complete as a one-shot, but the consequences are followed up in "Crysanthemums and Ashes"
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,453 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2004 - Amidamaru, Yoh A. - Complete
Yami Bakura Explains It All by Serendipity1 reviews
Oh my. Everyone's favorite albinary tomb raider has discovered what we think of his love life. Heads are gonna roll. Fortunately, he's going to sit down and have a talk with you first.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/23/2003 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura
The Full Vermontie by Darklady reviews
Part of the Ben & Jerry flavor-fic challange. Silly-fic in the Hornet-verse
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/23/2003
Clean Kill by Hth reviews
Missing scene from "The Devil's Trill."
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2001
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Blank Pages reviews
Crossing the border into Skyrim when he did was the worst decision Zack Fair ever made... or maybe it was the best. Skyrim crossover, multiple pairings later on.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,261 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Cloud S., Zack F.
The Birth reviews
The first hour of his baby's life is a very memorable one for Sephiroth. Sephiroth/Cloud, mentioned Zack/Aerith. Warnings: Mpreg, Slash, and descriptions of cannibalistic urges towards baby toes.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Questions About and Musings On reviews
Full Title: Questions About and Musings On the Nature of Love and the Emotions of Demons. Ciel Phantomhive is curious by nature. Who better to ask than the source?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
One More Time reviews
Cloud has a chance to go back and fix things, but how much can he change? Is destiny truly set in stone? Zack/Cloud with Zack/Aerith and Cloud/Aerith sprinkles on top.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,788 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
First Church of Our Lady reviews
Rebuilding is a long, slow, and arduous task. Even for a recently deified Goddess and her reluctant prophet, Cloud Strife. Post Advent Children, multiple pairings. Slight spoilers for AC: Complete.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,525 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Cloud S., Aerith G.
Fly Away reviews
The suit was something special. He hadn’t just stolen a questionable fashion statement. He’d stolen some freedom. Red X considers his life.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Red-X
Riders of Burhar reviews
One hundred years ago, the Riders fell. But did they all die? In a far away country, a group of riders hear some startling rumors. A new dragon in Alagaesia? Maybe it's a sign that now is the time to return, and fight for their home.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,154 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 12/15/2007
Mistakes reviews
Sometimes you make such a terrible mistake, all you can do is go back to the beginning and try again. And sometimes not even that will help. Robin is in Gotham, the Titans are without a leader, and everything is falling apart. Robin/Starfire eventually.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,195 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Robin
C'est Ma Vie reviews
That's My Life. Maya Stern knows her family loves her, but it gets a lot more complicated as she grows up. Yumi/Ulrich/Odd, Jeremie/Aelita. Futurefic.
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Complete
A Cacophony of Thought reviews
Jericho cannot speak, so instead he thinks. Beast Boy never stops talking, and rarely thinks at all. But they fit, somehow. A collection of moments between the most unlikely of friends. BB/Jericho friendship/pre-slash
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Beast Boy, Jericho
Small Changes reviews
Mokuba is growing up. Seto doesn't really aknowledge it, but then again, he doesn't need to. Genfic. Possibly Kaibacest if you stand on your head and squint.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Mokuba K., Seto K. - Complete
Wilted Flower reviews
Mirage considers someone who had seemed so fragile and shy. Like a flower that wasn’t sure yet whether it should wilt or bloom. Violet had bloomed. But what about her?
Incredibles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/12/2005
Teasers reviews
Sometimes children can be the cruelest of all people. [Oneshot. It will not be updated, so please don't ask me.]
Incredibles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2005 - Complete
The Arena reviews
[Will be Yaoi, HieiKurama]A place where legends are born, champions rise and fall, the ultimate effort is only what is expected, and the ultimate price is often paid. Welcome to the Arena.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2004
Ivory reviews
To keep his family safe, Yusuke faked his death in the Makai. It worked. At least, until a youkai recognized him and reported him to her master. Can Yusuke save his child before the youkai decide she's not worth the trouble?
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/8/2004
Making the Anime reviews
Dear God, what was I thinking? This is weird, wrong and just plain funny on too many levels to count. Read, enjoy, and try not to snort soda through your nose.
Prétear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2004
What happened to the cat reviews
Because Loselen Snowstar asked me so nicely, and my muse decided to pounce, I've written this. Ties into a scene in Battles (better story, go read it!)
Prétear - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/3/2004
Battles reviews
Battles come in many forms. Battles of emotions are often more painful, and more difficult to win than battles of mind or body. But they're up to the challenge.
Prétear - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2004