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On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 255,277 - Reviews: 4266 - Favs: 12,891 - Follows: 14,102 - Updated: 11/11/2021 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
Death of Today by Epic Solemnity reviews
COMPLETE LV/HP: Raised in a Muggle orphanage, Harry arrives at Hogwarts a bitter boy. Unusually intelligent, he's recruited by the Unspeakables and the Death Eaters at a young age. As he grows older, he constantly has to struggle to keep his footing around a manipulative and bored Dark Lord, who fancies mind games and intellectual entertainment.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 482,934 - Reviews: 8549 - Favs: 11,262 - Follows: 5,785 - Updated: 1/30/2021 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Voldemort, Harry P.] Lily Evans P., Lucius M. - Complete
Prince of the Dark Kingdom by Mizuni-sama reviews
Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 148 - Words: 1,253,688 - Reviews: 11566 - Favs: 8,907 - Follows: 7,983 - Updated: 1/20/2021 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
A Brand New Start by Fairywm reviews
Rita spouting lies, branded as a Dark wizard and goblins in a rage; Harry's had enough. So, he seeks to jump back in time to save himself from a life of misery and fickle loyalty, maybe a little revenge and mysteries along the way.Time Travel! A Harry raises himself fic. Non-epilogue compliant, non-slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 152,491 - Reviews: 1863 - Favs: 8,497 - Follows: 4,893 - Updated: 5/21/2020 - Published: 8/8/2015 - [Harry P., OC] Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Hogwarts Battle School by Kwan Li reviews
AU. Voldemort kills Dumbledore but is defeated by a child. In the aftermath, Snape becomes the Headmaster and radically changes Hogwarts. Harry Potter of House Slytherin begins his Third Year at Hogwarts Battle School and realizes that friend and foe are too similar for his liking. Competing with allies and enemies, Harry finds there is a cost to winning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 367,472 - Reviews: 2548 - Favs: 3,604 - Follows: 4,183 - Updated: 4/2/2018 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Blaise Z.
Catechism by Dreamfall reviews
AU The Dursleys taught Harry to fear and hate magic and all things magical including himself. Now how long will it take the wizarding world see the damage done? And can they ever hope to fix it? Disturbing. WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,569 - Reviews: 2263 - Favs: 3,446 - Follows: 4,090 - Updated: 10/17/2017 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Cold and Broken Hallelujah by StrawberryBubble reviews
After 2 years of being held captive by a sadistic man, a traumatized Spencer Reid is finally found and reunited with the team. However, this UnSub has no intentions of letting Reid get away, and the team soon finds that Reid has been caught up in something far bigger and more dangerous than they initially thought. Reidcentric. Rating bumped up for heavy subject matter. Ch 32 up.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 90,119 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 5/10/2017 - Published: 9/25/2014 - Jennifer J./JJ, S. Reid, UNSUB
Saved By Love by AZCatmom reviews
Since age 3 he has known nothing but degradation and abuse...Rescued from Human Traffickers and pursued by relentless unsubs, can he be saved by the love of his new family?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 55,896 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 5/7/2017 - Published: 1/22/2015 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid
Travel Secrets: Third by E4mj reviews
Harry's now going into his 3rd year again & it's getting complicated. Sirius still escaped & Harry has to deal with Slytherin politics & some extra timetravel on top of old drama. Rescuing Sirius is the number one mission, but things keep reverting & Harry is worried he can't change a Thing. Dumbledore/Goodguys bashing. 3rd in series. Rated M coz I'm paranoid. It all belongs to Jo!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 175,748 - Reviews: 3042 - Favs: 7,524 - Follows: 9,465 - Updated: 12/31/2016 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Harry P.
The Lost Little One by maxandkiz reviews
Four year old Spencer Reid is taken away from his abusive father and placed in foster care. Just as he starts to settle in his new home, tragedy strikes. What happened and how will the little boy cope? Will he ever find the loving home he deserves?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 100,013 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 1,419 - Updated: 7/10/2016 - Published: 8/22/2012 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch
Choosing by Dreamfall reviews
In the 25th Hunger Games, to remind the Districts that they had brought the Games on themselves through their choice to rebel, each district was forced to choose its own tributes. These tributes had to face not only the Capitol and, ultimately, the arena from which only one would emerge, but also the fact that their own people had picked them to go into the arena. (Complete)
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,910 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/9/2016 - Published: 9/14/2015 - Complete
Black Coat by Hermione Prime reviews
Seized by Voldemort at the end of his fifth year, in the Department of Mysteries, Harry was transformed into a cat and sent tumbling through time. Armed with nothing except teeth and claws, Harry has to handle the threat posed by Tom Riddle and his teenage followers. He intends to stop the genius young Dark Lord and sabotage him at every turn...in the form of a cat. Sounds simple?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 77,918 - Reviews: 1546 - Favs: 2,793 - Follows: 2,237 - Updated: 9/17/2015 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Time to Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is by Tsume Yuki reviews
Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,303 - Reviews: 3417 - Favs: 24,631 - Follows: 9,844 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Walburga B. - Complete
Charmed by unicornball reviews
Sammy makes a new friend and Dean's getting a little attached to the kid's dad. (Slash. Destiel. Kid/Family fic. Kid!Sam. Kid!Gabe. Rated M.) Complete.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 81,055 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Castiel, Dean W.] Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Perception is Everything by Kendra James reviews
When Severus Snape is left in charge of Hogwarts over the christmas break, he is less than pleased to discover Harry will be one of his charges. Events force him to face that Mr Potter may not be quite what he has assumed all these years. Year 6
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 165,658 - Reviews: 5086 - Favs: 10,757 - Follows: 6,347 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Inhibitions by E4mj reviews
Harry with no inhibitions could mean a lot of things get done quickly. Snape's POV of a potions accident with interesting effects. A lot of things are left unexplained: It is JUST a ficlet. A little thought that came to me after reading a potions/disaster story, un-developed mostly. Rating for swears.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,825 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 1,833 - Follows: 509 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Euphoria by Evie McFarland reviews
The team believes that Reid is in danger. Reid disagrees. Abduction, violence, and poetry ensue. (Also drugs. Lots of drugs.)
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,593 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 4/14/2013 - S. Reid - Complete
People Say by tea-is-liquid-wisdom reviews
A quick poem about my favourite fictional character, Dr. Spencer Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/8/2013 - S. Reid - Complete
An Exercise in Life: Prequel by FatesMistake reviews
Some people requested background on why Harry wasn't as close to R/H in An Exercise in Life. This is a small look entirely from Harry's POV about his friendship with Draco and the distance within the Golden Trio. As a bonus, there's a little follow-up on what happened after Exercise in Life ended. Rating for some dirty language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,363 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Ginny W. - Complete
An Exercise in Life by FatesMistake reviews
Snape as DADA instructors gives the 7th Years an assignment to test their reactions when they have 20 seconds to live. The test is all too realistic. Can anyone manage? Throwback to You're All So Vacant, who wrote it first and gave me permission to write my own version. T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,716 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 112 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Underrate Risks by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
"You asked what would happen in war against him?" Fury asked, leaning back with a frown before narrowing his eye on Steve, "Stark has contacts, money, brains, people working for him, and is as impossible to get rid of as a wart-" He sighed, a slight twitch of the lips showing a grim smile. "Captain- if we were ever against Stark, there wouldn't be a fight- we'd be dead already."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,460 - Reviews: 915 - Favs: 3,026 - Follows: 1,757 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Standard Procedure by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: Being an AI did not mean that one was without inependent thought, nor action. Jarvis was an independent being, albit a slightly protective one. "Hello SHIELD. This is Jarvis. If any of you threaten, hurt or attempt to hack Mr. Tony Stark, I will be forced to take steps for the removal of your existence. Have a good day." "
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 5,380 - Follows: 1,476 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Jarvis - Complete
Cardio by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: A Fitness Exam...Tony Stark didn't do Fitness Exams. Tony wasn't weak, Tony lifted a 45 LBS Pipe Wrench with his left hand while he was DYING...Tony just didn't show off, that's different then being weak.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,677 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 3,002 - Follows: 796 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Agnizing by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: "So…somebody read Tony's mind and wrote down what he was thinking of?" "God I hope not- I don't want to know what runs through his head." Avengers read the fanfic- Spectacular Ignorance.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,326 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 2,560 - Follows: 735 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Complete
Merchant of Death by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: Tony Stark was witty and sharp. Iron Man was cocky and slightly intimidating, he had another face, and one that he didn't dare let the normal eye see. "You really want to play this game, General Ross? I'll tell you, as the Merchant of Death, I rarely lose."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 402 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Poison by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: People often thought of Tony Stark as snarky, not caring, and rather rude...all the time. However, when someone brings up the word 'poison' and 'Palladium' it seems someone sparks interest in the Avenger's head...
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 1,433 - Follows: 419 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Sanction of the Victim by Evie McFarland reviews
Reid is getting strange messages from an unsub who considers himself the personification of a fictional character. When Reid refuses to follow his orders, what are the ramifications?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,162 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - S. Reid - Complete
Duplicity by Evie McFarland reviews
"A sane person to an insane society must appear insane." There's something wrong with Reid, and it's up to Hotch to stop him before things get out of hand. Sequel to "Tricked Again," but it can stand alone.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,392 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 11/10/2011 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Conspiracy by Maethoriel Raina reviews
After Voldemort's defeat, and in order to keep control of Harry Dumbledore enacts a marriage contract between Harry and Ginny. Bound by Pureblood Traditions, Harry can only use that to his advantage. Not a Harry/Ginny fic. Pre Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,689 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 7,062 - Follows: 2,197 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Tricked Again by Evie McFarland reviews
Reid thought he had made a new friend; that is, until he finds himself drugged and tied up in their basement.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,726 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 10/8/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
Demenomancy by Adari reviews
Fudge thought it was Christmas come early. Dumbledore thought it was the death of the Magical World. No one was prepared for what the future really brought. Beginning is a bit messy due to murder.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,011 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Truest Slytherin by me malum reviews
... should never actually go into Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Outcast's Alley by RhiannanT reviews
When Harry goes through some changes the summer before his Fifth year, his relatives don't react well. Suddenly Harry finds himself homeless and alone, and learning to cope with yet another whole new world he'd never known existed. creature, royalty
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 104,860 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 5,703 - Follows: 2,720 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
A Magical Childhood by Kendra James reviews
An injured six year old Harry Potter wishes for escape from his cupboard with surprising results. As the wizarding world struggles to cope with his disappearance, Harry discovers childhood can be fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,200 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 3,738 - Follows: 1,610 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Complete
World Enough and Time by salty-sarah reviews
On the night four names are drawn from the Goblet of Fire instead of three, Viktor Krum spies the figure of young Harry Potter and makes a decision that will rock the entire wizarding world. Canon till the Tournament. Viktor/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,238 - Reviews: 1204 - Favs: 8,328 - Follows: 2,793 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Viktor K., Harry P. - Complete
Doubting Thomas by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. AU. After all, every child deserves a mother who loves them. Even those who grow up to be monsters. Luna just never imagined things would turn out this way. Time Travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,556 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 3,372 - Follows: 729 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 8569 - Favs: 12,055 - Follows: 6,214 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Being a Master at Ignoring the Obvious by sockpuppet82 reviews
“Look,” he said, pointing somewhere behind Malfoy’s head. “Something expensive.” Ron's a fellow master at ignoring the obvious, Hermione's easy to distract, and Draco...Harry's not sure if Draco's just humouring him, or really really dense.H/D slash&crack
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 1,495 - Follows: 232 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dark Marauder by BajaB reviews
The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 3,101 - Follows: 739 - Published: 10/10/2008 - James P. - Complete
Dark Father by darwick reviews
This is the note they found on Harry’s bed the day he went missing. Some thought it was a suicide note, but the ones who knew him best knew it for what it was; a goodbye letter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 58 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
What If the world turned its head sideways by hybrid2 reviews
Based on the question of what would happen if Harry had met the twins in Diagon Alley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 244,376 - Reviews: 2279 - Favs: 4,196 - Follows: 2,904 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6689 - Favs: 19,530 - Follows: 7,232 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Across the Universe by mira mirth reviews
Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 5,553 - Follows: 1,159 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Harry Potter's Life Lessons by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,772 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 5,898 - Follows: 1,593 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
a break in time by CetraGlow reviews
[AU] Timetravel. Dumbledore had it all wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 123 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Death Eater by BajaB reviews
Waiting for my turn to approach where the Dark Lord sat in his high backed, regal chair, I briefly wondered how different my life could have been if the Sorting Hat had got it right. Post HBP, AU, No DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Complete
Family Night by Celebony reviews
As Hogwarts starts a quarterly Family Night, Harry is determined take part. Facing the heartache of looking in all the wrong places, he'll have to discover the true meaning of family, and that sometimes it comes from where you least expect it. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,312 - Reviews: 2572 - Favs: 5,987 - Follows: 1,241 - Updated: 1/6/2006 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Me, Myself, and I by EmySabath reviews
Harry has had a hard life, harder than anyone knows, even himself. What happens when Snape finds out that Harry's mind couldn't take the strain and fractured, leaving the BWL with MPD? PreHBP COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,691 - Reviews: 1661 - Favs: 3,592 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete