Ri-kun
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Joined 08-29-04, id: 662562, Profile Updated: 07-21-10
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, Runaways, X-Men, and Danny Phantom.

"And the winner of the Tara Gillespie Award for Most Hated Fanfic Writer on the Internet is..."

dramatic pause* *drumroll*

"Ri-kun!"

steps up*

"Thank you! Oh, I really can't believe I won! Yes, I have prepared a speech for this occasion... strickly just in case, of course. Let's see, I would like to thank that guy with the fire extinguisher who puts out all of the flames I get. I would also like to thank the bomb squad for coming over twice a week and diffusing all of the ticking fan mail that ends up in my mailbox. I would like to thank Viggo Mortensen, who was kind enough to take time out of his busy schedule to slay all of those pesky trolls that had been building up in my review box. And lastly, I would like to thank all the little people who made this award possible. You hate me... You REALLY hate me!"

"Oh, and never let anyone tell you that you're all too short to ride the rollercoaster! And finally, I would like to thank the pixies!"

(Just a few quick notes for all of my regular readers. Since ff.net doesn't have an 'Author's Notes' page, I have put them here as opposed to interrupting the flow of the story at the end of chapters.)

Let me know what you think!

Favorite Movies: The Matrix trilogy, Spiderman trilogy, X-Men trilogy, Harry Potter 1 & 2, Ghostbusters, Practical Magic, the Tomb Raider movies, Kung Fu Panda, James Bond movies, Beowulf, Star Wars Episode 4-6, Beastmaster 1-2, Red Sonja, TMNT 1-3, Surf Ninjas, and Masters of the Universe (to name a few)

Favorite Animes: Bubblegum Crisis Tokyo 2040, Nightwalker, Revolutionary Girl Utena, Cardcaptor Sakura, Cutey Honey, Slayers, Tenchi Muyo OVA, Armitage, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Yu Yu Hakusho, Rurouni Kenshin, Fushigi Yugi, .HackSign, Onegai Teacher, Yu-Gi-Oh, Ghost Stories, Black Lagoon, Death Note, Magic Knight Rayearth, Naruto, Saber Marionette J through J Again, and Case Closed--(Dick Tracy meets Encyclopedia Brown!)

Favorite Mangas: Naruto, Psychic Academy, Marmalade Boy, Yu-Gi-Oh, GetBackers, Loveless, and the Kindaichi Case Files

Favorite Webcomics: Life of Riley, Megatokyo, Questionable Content, LICD, Exploitation Now, and Something Positive

Favorite Cartoons: Danny Phantom, Fairly OddParents, Scooby Doo,Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (both versions!), Garfield and Friends, Kim Possible, and Teen Titans

Favorite American Comics: Spiderman, Deadpool, and Wolverine

Favorite Color: Black

Favorite Season: Fall

Favorite Foods: Chinese, Mexican, Italian, and pizza

Favorite Bands: Def Leppard; Three Doors Down; Poison; Creed; Aerosmith; Lynard Skynard; Cinderella; KISS (pretty much anything from the late seventies and early eighties); TM Revolution; Megumi Hayashibara; Ayumi Hamazaki; the Beatles

Favorite Saying: "Have you ever had a sorcerer hate you!"

Occupation: Delivery Man; Sorcerer

Nicknames: Ri, Ri-kun, Wildman, Psycho, Pervert... (I THINK those last two are nicknames!); the King of Cliffhangers (given for obvious reasons)

Hobbies: Playing games, spending most of my time online, swearing, putting curses on dial-up, reading, watching TV, writing, and going for long walks outdoors in the country

Loves Most of All: Spending time with my friends and Big Brother (O nii-chan Daisuki!); writing stories

Hates Most of All: Being interrupted while I am writing; rude customers; high school; and laws that try to suppress porn-lovers everywhere

Would Die Without: Friends, anime, manga, and porn

Special thanks to my best bud, Satashi, for getting me into this mess in the first place. Extra special thanks to my online friend and rant buddy, britishbitch22. Thank you for keeping me sane when I get home from work. I hope everything goes well for you in slasher's rehab:-P

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Harry Potter and the Quantum Leap by Seel'vor reviews
Harry Potter won the Second Blood War and defeated his enemies... and was left with nothing. Decades later, he contributes to the creation of a revolutionary new piece of technology and destroys the future in order to rewrite his own past...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 274,521 - Reviews: 4527 - Favs: 6,151 - Follows: 6,282 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter Power Ranger? by Seel'vor reviews
I blame the reviewers for this one... Harry Potter\Power Rangers crossover. Damn you all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
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Dani Phantom and the Specter Detectors reviews
Dani Phantom has left Amity Park to strike out on her own. Five years have past as she settles in a new town to find her freedom and live life by her own rules. When three ghost hunters enter the picture, she finds herself in a conspiracy of epic propo
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 69,656 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Dani
Harry Potter and the Oracle of Four Seasons reviews
Book 2 of DoD Trilogy! 6th Year. As Harry approaches Hogwarts, both the Ministry and Voldemort's Death Eaters conspire to seize him for their own purposes. Hearts get joined and broken as Harry is called to train warriors for the final battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 135,650 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Harry P., OC
Wolverine: Tyger Tiger, Burning Bright
One-shot. Lemony ficlette! Tyger Tiger is the Queen of Madripoor's criminal element. Logan is the best there is at what he does, and even though what he does isn't always nice, Tyger is about to see a new side to him. Rated M for Mature
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,745 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2009 - James H./Wolverine/Logan - Complete
Runaways: Southern Comforts reviews
AU/OC New place and time, but some things never change: Parents are evil, and adults cannot be trusted! A new team of runaways deal with a whole new Pride.
Runaways - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,224 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 6/10/2008
BOOT TO THE HEAD! reviews
Just a little parody some friends of mine and I made, based closely upon the now-infamous 'Boot to the Head' album by the Frantics. Hope you enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Albus D., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Daughter of Darkness reviews
Book 1 of DoD Trilogy! Summerfic. Sirius is dead, and Harry is facing the prophecy alone. A new stranger appears in his life, one who seems to identify with his lonliness. Is she truly a kindred spirit, or is this another plot by Voldemort?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 96,292 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Green Light and Spam reviews
What would happen if you were traveling down the road with nothing to do, and somebody started quoting Dr. Seuss? Make a parody, of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Twelve Days of Hogwarts reviews
6th Year. As punishment for turning Snape into a hemaphrodite, Harry and Ron must put on a special performance for the Christmas celebration. One shot, and not a part of the Daughter of Darkness storyline.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2004 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
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