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Author has written 6 stories for M*A*S*H, Soul Eater, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Hunter X Hunter.

Hello people of the world!!!!!!! It's me, Otaku with Cats! I'm a person, that is a girl, and has brown hair. Don't be a stalker and ask for more info, 'cause that's weird.

My favorite anime is Hunter x Hunter 2011

I have WAY too many ships.

Please read this:

This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.

That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.

If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list.
Antire5, EmoWolves of Shadow, Killercat-nya, ImperialPairFanatic, Ryuno chu, walking-in-dark, SmileWave, Otaku With Cats,

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this on your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end reading multiple fanfictions copy and paste this on your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

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If you've ever gone to YouTube, Fanfiction.net, Wattpad, Google, anywhere else you can think of, just to escape reality for just a few mintues then copy and paste this and put your username down. Otaku With Cats.

If you are a yaoi fan/fangirl/fanboy (-o-), paste this in your profile

-If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face. Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

For people that HATE stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN so I must think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girl.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm into THEATER and ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS so I must love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of people who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I don't CURSE, so I MUST be an OUTCAST.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE, talking about my PERSONAL LIFE, so I MUST be having problems.

It's called Heaven's Number, and imagine it being told by a little girl, about 5 years old.

Sorry to bother Operator, but I really need your help
I wouldn't have called if I could do it myself
I need heaven's number; I am sick
I need to talk to my mommy, but the number's not on the list
I don't think you're aware, so I'll tell you what I know
Mommy went to Heaven after an accident in the snow
But Operator , I really need her right now, and she's got to come fast
She should be feeling better now, the accident was in the past
We used to play games like Hide 'n Seek
But that was before she left and I got so weak
We would go to the park and play
We would sit on the swings and tell talk the day away
But Mommy left Operator, and I'm not sure why
Nobody will tell me the whole truth, because I'm only five
I really need her, Operator, I have a tummy ache, a cough and headache, too
My chest is really hurting, I feel so blue
I can barely breathe, and I'm losing some of my hair
I feel pain in place I didn't know were there'll
So I need Heaven's number Operator, and I need it now
If my mommy is here, she'll make it better somehow
Are you crying Operator? Are you hurting like me?
Do you have a stuffy nose? Or a bloody knee?
Are you losing patches of hair? Are you in pain?
Once Mommy gets here, she'll make it go away
Daddy misses her, I sometimes hear him crying in his room
And he is very sad that I am sick, too
We visit Mommy sometimes, she's deep beneath the ground
We talk to her, but she doesn't make a sound.
Why are you still crying Operator? It's not like she's forever dead
She promised she'd always be with me, that's what my mommy said
Daddy says she's in Heaven, but also underground sleeping
We all sleep Operator, no need to be weeping
Like Princess Aurora, Mommy will awaken from her slumber
Just as soon as you give me Heaven's number


Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

Copy and paste this if you are against child abuse and want to kick all of the abusers butts cause you hate 'em!

"One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class who was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books.

"'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? I thought to myself. He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I just shrugged my shoulders and went on.

"As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him.

"So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, "Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives."

"He looked at me and said, "Hey thanks!"

"There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.

"We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends, and he said yes. We hung out all weekend, and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same.

"Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, "Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscle with this pile of books everyday!" He just laughed, and handed me half the books.

"Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends. When we were seniors, we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown, and I was going to Duke.

"I knew that we would always be friends, and that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor, and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation, and I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak.

"Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great. He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Sometimes, I was even jealous!

"Today was one of those days. I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said.

"As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, "Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach . . . but mostly your friends . . . I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story."

"I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later, and was carrying his stuff home.

"He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. "Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable." I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.

"I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize its depth."

Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture, you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each other's lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others.

You now have two choices. You can either, 1. Put this on your profile. Or 2. Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1. 'Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

Okay, I know this is long, but it's so beautiful that as a Christian, I had to put it on here.

An atheist professor of philosophy asks one of his new students to stand.

"You're a Christian, aren't you, son?"

"Yes, sir," the student says.

"So you believe in God?"

"Absolutely."

"Is God good?"

"Sure! God's good."

"Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?"

"Yes."

Now the professor asks, "Are you good or evil?"

"The Bible says I'm evil," replies the student.

The professor grins knowingly.

"Aha! The Bible!" He considers for a moment. "Here's one for you. Let's say there's a sick person over here and you can cure him. You can do it. Would you help him? Would you try?"

"Yes, sir, I would."

"So you're good…!"

"I wouldn't say that."

"But why not say that? You'd help a sick and maimed person if you could. Most of us would if we could. But God doesn't."

The student does not answer, so the professor continues. "He doesn't, does he? My brother was a Christian who died of cancer, even though he prayed to Jesus to heal him. How is this Jesus good? Hmmm? Can you answer that one?"

The student remains silent.

"No, you can't, can you?" the professor says. He takes a sip of water from a glass on his desk to give the student time to relax.

"Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?"

"Er… yes," the student says.

"Is Satan good?"

The student doesn't hesitate on this one. "No."

"Then where does Satan come from?"

The student falters. "From God," he answers after a few moments.

"That's right. God made Satan, didn't he? Tell me, son. Is there evil in this world?"

"Yes, sir."

"Evil's everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything, correct?"

"Yes."

"So who created evil?" The professor continued, "If God created everything, then God created evil, since evil exists, and according to the principle that our works define who we are, then God is evil."

Again, the student has no answer. "Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things, do they exist in this world?"

The student squirms on his feet. "Yes."

"So who created them?"

The student does not answer again, so the professor repeats his question. "Who created them?" There is still no answer. Suddenly the lecturer breaks away to pace in front of the classroom. The class is mesmerized. "Tell me," he continues onto another student. "Do you believe in Jesus Christ, son?"

The student's voice betrays him and cracks. "Yes, professor, I do."

The old man stops pacing. "Science says you have five senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Have you ever seen Jesus?"

"No, sir. I've never seen Him."

"Then tell us if you've ever heard your Jesus?"

"No, sir, I have not."

"Have you ever felt your Jesus, tasted your Jesus or smelt your Jesus? Have you ever had any sensory perception of Jesus Christ, or God for that matter?"

"No, sir, I'm afraid I haven't."

"Yet you still believe in him?"

"Yes."

"According to the rules of empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your God doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?"

"Nothing," the student replies. "I only have my faith."

"Yes, faith," the professor repeats. "And that is the problem science has with God. There is no evidence, only faith."

The student stands quietly for a moment, before asking a question of his own. "Professor, is there such thing as heat?"

"Yes," the professor replies. "There's heat."

"And is there such a thing as cold?"

"Yes, son, there's cold too."

"No, sir, there isn't."

The professor turns to face the student, obviously interested. The room suddenly becomes very quiet. The student begins to explain. "You can have lots of heat, even more heat, super-heat, mega-heat, unlimited heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat, but we don't have anything called 'cold'. We can hit up to 458 degrees below zero, which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold; otherwise we would be able to go colder than the lowest, minus 458 degrees.

"Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-458 F) is the total absence of heat. You see, sir, cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat we can measure in thermal units because heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it."

Silence across the room. A pen drops somewhere in the classroom, sounding like a hammer.

"What about darkness, professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?"

"Yes," the professor replies without hesitation. "What is night if it isn't darkness?"

"You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is not something; it is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light, but if you have no light constantly you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? That's the meaning we use to define the word.

"In reality, darkness isn't. If it were, you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?"

The professor begins to smile at the student in front of him. This will be a good semester. "So what point are you making, young man?"

"Yes, professor. My point is, your philosophical premise is flawed to start with, and so your conclusion must also be flawed."

The professor's face cannot hide his surprise this time. "Flawed? Can you explain how?"

"You are working on the premise of duality," the student explains. "You argue that there is life and then there's death; a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure.

"Sir, science can't explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it.

"Now tell me, professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from monkeys?"

"If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, young man, yes, of course I do."

"Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?"

The professor begins to shake his head, still smiling, as he realizes where the argument is going. A very good semester, indeed.

"Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an ongoing endeavour, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you now not a scientist, but a preacher?"

The class is in an uproar. The student remains silent until the commotion has subsided.

"To continue the point you were making earlier to the other student, let me give you an example of what I mean."

The student looks around the room. "Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the professor's brain?" The class breaks out into laughter.

"Is there anyone here who has ever heard the professor's brain, felt the professor's brain, touched or smelt the professor's brain? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, with all due respect, sir.

"So if science says you have no brain, how can we trust your lectures, sir?"

Now the room is silent. The professor just stares at the student, his face unreadable.

Finally, after what seems an eternity, the old man answers. "I guess you'll have to take them on faith."

"Now, you accept that there is faith, and in fact, faith exists with life," the student continues. "Now, sir, is there such a thing as evil?"

Now uncertain, the professor responds, "Of course there is. We see it every day. It is in the daily example of man's inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil."

To this the student replied, "Evil does not exist, sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light."

The professor sat down.

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Hunter X Hunter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 153,290 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 2/25/2022 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Kurapika K., Kuroro L.
The Method by Delillium reviews
L is kidnapped by a mysterious man known only as Method. His intentions are unclear. The task force is left to save him, but a live stream of L is their only connection. Meanwhile, L tries to both stay sane through the torture and solve who Method truly is. TW!: Torture, Assault, Kidnapping, Extremely Dark Themes. ACTIVELY BEING UPDATED
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,077 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/5/2021 - Published: 8/19/2015 - Light Y., L, Soichiro Y., Watari
The Threads that Capture by CrystineLucarnia reviews
I really liked how The King's Consort was received, so this is a series of oneshots following Ja'far and Sinbad. Like most of my work it is based on more the anime than the manga, but as I read more of Sinbad and Magi I may incorporate some of those pieces of history.
Magi/マギ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/19/2018 - Published: 11/14/2014 - [Ja'far, Sinbad]
Hunter X Hunter Truth or Dare by Shizu-Senpai reviews
Literally an OOC fanfic where the hunters are given truths and dares by you guys. Ying yang pair and Chain pair heavily implied. [DISCONTINUED. Please do not send anymore Truths or Dares.]
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 132,635 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/11/2017 - Published: 10/19/2013 - [Kuroro L., Kurapika K.] [Gon F., Killua Z.] - Complete
F6 by Traveler42 reviews
Future Foundation Finds Fearful Fan Fiction (F6 for short) In the days after the Mutual Killing School Life, the survivors are working hard with the Future Foundation to help rebuild the world. But people have been making up stories about those events. Very strange stories. See the survivors' reactions to bad fan fiction!
Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,638 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/3/2016 - Published: 3/17/2015
Dangan Ronpa Reads My Immortal by Traveler42 reviews
Monokuma has decided that the murdered students have not suffered enough despair just yet. So he treats them to the most infamous fan fiction of all time.
Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,325 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/26/2016 - Published: 11/15/2014
My Savior by AlphaDemon reviews
I'm abused at home, bullied at school. I'm beaten, bruised, broken. Alone. Scared of people. I want help, but I'm afraid something worse will happen. To find "the one", I sing of my pain at a café where I work. No one has noticed yet. Then, she saves me. She keeps reappearing in my life. Can I trust her? Can I learn to trust people again?(Weak/nerdy Natsu). AU. NaLu. Darker fan fic
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,502 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 10/2/2016 - Published: 12/28/2014 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.] Jiemma O.
Not Alone by NutellaNinja101 reviews
AU What if Harry didn't have a chance to show everyone that his boggart would have been a dementor? What if Draco had to go next? No slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,321 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/20/2016 - Published: 1/29/2015 - Harry P., Remus L., Draco M. - Complete
Quiet by SmileWave reviews
Another typical day of Nanase Haruka. He thought about visiting his friend, Rin, at Samezuka Academy for once, and while he's there it seems like he caught the attention of a student who wants to destroy him. Mentally and physically.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/19/2016 - Published: 2/22/2015 - Rin M., Haruka N.
Lone Red Rover by Epiphany Aria Grace reviews
Angsty Leo stuff. Leo blaming himself, hurting himself, hiding feelings from his friends. Eventually, his friends start to learn about him and comfort him. Not too much of a plot, just me being angsty. Rated T for scenes or mentions of depression, self-harm, child abuse, and mild language. Please be honest with yourself, and if any of these are triggers for you, do not read!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,563 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 1/22/2016 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Piper M., Leo V.
Mourning Lilies by AliFyre reviews
When estranged childhood friends Vash and Roderich unexpectedly come back into contact in University, Roderich is intent on reviving his relationship with his old friend, much to Vash's chagrin. However, when tragedy strikes Vash's life, Roderich's insistent support proves that perhaps he is worth trusting again - and perhaps something more. University AU SwissAus
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,008 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/12/2015 - Published: 8/2/2014 - Austria, Switzerland - Complete
MASH: Stay Awake by dolphinrain reviews
This is the same story as before but computer issues deleted the original and I had to start over. Hope you like just the same as it is now complete. Simple trip to Kempo turns dangerous.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,463 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/29/2015 - Margaret H., Radar O. - Complete
Arthur and Lovino's Problem by VoidRealmer reviews
Lovino is on a walk one day and finds out that Arthur had been turned into a sheep by messing up his magic. PLEASE IGNORE RATING IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER ON HERE. The first chapter was originally a conversation, and one of the people wanted me to let you know. Her name on Pinterest is Anime Lover with Cats. I'd like to thank her for this.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/14/2015 - Published: 5/26/2015 - S. Italy/Romano, England/Britain - Complete
Disenchanted by sunfir3 reviews
Draco Malfoy is not the same kid who left Hogwarts after a failed mission. They'll try to guess the horrors Draco witnessed and committed but the truth does not lay rest to the demons inside the Slytherin. Begins with Deathly Hallows and follows the next 11 months of Horcrux hunting with someone the trio did not expect. H/D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,982 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/14/2015 - Published: 9/15/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Overlooked by sarajm reviews
Arthur is well on the way to becoming the type of leader Merlin had always hoped he'd be - one who cares for all of his people. But even so, preparations for Yule festivities along with some unforeseen circumstances result in Merlin taking on too much work. Unfortunately nobody notices until it's almost too late.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,936 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 1,551 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 6/21/2015 - Published: 3/2/2015 - Merlin, Arthur, Gaius - Complete
The Birth of DeathStar by CuteCat213 reviews
She was always there for him, at his back; it was her that made his smiles and exuberance genuine. How can he smile now? How can he act excited, happy, ALIVE? How can he possibly go on without her there anymore? Slowly, eventually, with the help of his Obsessive Compulsive childhood friend; or so Kid hopes. KidStar, Shonen-ai, character death, and maybe mpreg.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 86,365 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/19/2015 - Published: 2/4/2014 - [Black Star, Death The Kid]
Learning about Leo by mewsugarpudd reviews
Hera decides that the other six prophecy demigods don't know enough about their resident fire starter and takes it upon herself to fill in some blanks. And how does she do this? Well, by kidnapping them and forcing them to watch some of Leo's best and worst memories of course. Will include bromance, angst and a whole load of adorable Leo moments.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 105,119 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 6/10/2015 - Published: 1/26/2015 - Percy J., Piper M., Jason G., Leo V. - Complete
Sundays by Hydra no Mago reviews
Alfred loves Sundays. Sundays are the most special days of the week; he reserves everything special to be done on Sundays. And that includes spending his whole day with the one he loves, Arthur Kirkland. ((USxUK / AlfredXArthur / Human AU / Angst))
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2015 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Never Giving In by Blackwind137 reviews
Lovino Vargas always had it rough. He was always second best, always bullied. He's thought so many times about ending it all...But he always stops himself. Only one person is there for him, but they don't know now his pain...Well someone will finally try to break his barrier. Human AU, rated T cuz...Well, I can. Lovi swears (as do I), R&R! Maybe multi-chap..? Not sure.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,361 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/24/2015 - Published: 7/11/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Snows Silence by Mistclaw reviews
To Edward there were always two choices: life or death. What happens when he chooses the latter will fling those he loves into his own personal hell. Rated M for very dark themes and attempted suicide. Parental Roy!Ed in later chapters as well as some brotherly love.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,464 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/4/2015 - Published: 2/3/2015 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
It should have been me (him) by shit bruh reviews
After Tadashi dies Hiro feels guilty and gets depressed. He hides it behind smiles and laughs. But he knows everyone thinks it to. It should have been him who died not Tadashi. WARNINGS: Rated T for Depressed Hiro. suicidal thoughts.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 12/15/2014 - Hiro Hamada, Tadashi Hamada
Komaeda's 12 Days of Christmas by ClearlyOriginal reviews
To raise a Christmas spirit, everyone sings a Christmas song about Nagito. (Parody of the 12 Days of Christmas Song)
Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Complete
Do No Harm by Cazuki reviews
A.K.A Mikan and Fuyuhiko's Hope Fragment. After the tragic conclusion of the second trial, how will Fuyuhiko, the Ultimate Gangster, live with his loss? Rated T for swearing and death themes. Major Spoilers for chapter 2 and 3 of SDR2. Please comment and review, it helps me a lot.
Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,930 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/25/2014 - [Kuzuryuu F., Pekoyama P.] Tsumiki M. - Complete
L discovers the Internet by SmileWave reviews
L decided to browse the Internet again. So he decided to see what he would find on there. He clicked on the search bar and types "L." Only a few things on how he's so cool and how he's solved many cases. Blah blah blah. Then he gets bored and types "L and Light yagami." L clicks on images. His eyes become wide as saucers. ... . Theres a few pictures. Of Light Doing.. TWO SHOT
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 8/16/2013 - L - Complete
Broken Promise by Zangetsu50 reviews
Ignore the title, didn't put much thought into it. Edward along with Roy Mustang were sent to a small mining town to inspect the possibility of the miners keeping most of the gold they find. After Ed was injured, will they make it out before the tunnels collapse or will they both die! Parental!Roy. First FMA story cut me some slack if it sucks. Complete!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,036 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Flowers for Radar by Rapunzella reviews
While recovering from appendicitis, Radar gets a letter from home and a reminder that he'll never be far from his mother's heart.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Radar O., Henry B. - Complete
Tears of a Prince by Jalaras reviews
Right after Iroh was hurt and Azula left during "The Chase" Zuko's reaction is a little different than what people expect of him. AU
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,744 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Zuko, Aang
The Twelve Days of Hetalia by Rincer of Winds reviews
"I've decided that my party will require everyone to come in pairs. You may come… "stag", but you will be matched up at the party." He waved aside the cries of horror. Rated T for Romano's mouth, and because it's better safe than sorry. Early christmas!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 12/4/2010
1001 Nights by Runandra reviews
[NOTE: PLEASE READ WARNINGS IN MY PROFILE PAGE FIRST] Kurapika claimed that Kuroro Lucifer was his archenemy, but lo and behold, here he was travelling with that man because of some stupid mistakes they did in a rush of moment. Other genres in later chapter. Extra: Half Empty Glass. Sequel: Angel's Prayer.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 230,513 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Kurapika K., Kuroro L. - Complete
A Not So Normal Day by yukikittycatofwisdom reviews
What do you get when you add a hyper Killua, tired Leorio, drunk Kurapika, perverted Kuroro, Spiders, Hisoka being...Hisoka, and a crazy authoress? And why is Gon in a chicken suit anyway? HXH belongs to Togashi-sensei, not me of course! T for Hisoka XD
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Complete
Children of War by ohsoxalive reviews
Katara is the mother of these people. Of these children of war. And Zuko just doesn't understand. .spoilers for 3.12. ZK oneshot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 102 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Razor by SwiftFeather reviews
Edward Elric was being persued by the people he loved. He cuts his wrist with a razor in his room, and Roy, Izumi, Al and Winry ran up to the room above. breaking the door, they realised that Ed had cut his own wrist. They might have been too late. Suicide
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
Shattered by Magnusrae reviews
Zhao captures Aang and Zuko loses everything. Without his ship, his men or even his Uncle, how does the Prince react? Poorly.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,998 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/15/2006 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Zuko - Complete
Arachnophobia by Blitz Magnus reviews
Shalnark never figured out the full extent of Kurapika’s aversion to the eight-legged creatures their namesake was based on -leading to very harmful results at our hotheaded samurai's expense- followed by a drunken Phinx on the prowl ensuing havoc.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,829 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/2/2005
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The Mysteries behind Radar reviews
Watch our favorite M*A*S*H team as they try to uncover the mysteries behind Radar as he slips up on what seems, to be a flaw in their knowledge of his identity, what they thought might have been a simple lie to save his family, might uncover all of the secrets that the young farmer has been hiding so very well for so very long. I do not own the photo.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,961 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/29/2015 - Published: 4/26/2015
Eyes in the Night reviews
There have been some rumors about our favorite Kuruta's homeland: the Lukso Province. Watch as the gang sort out these issues and find out more about themselves. Contains: mental breakdown galore, and a bad summary.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2015 - Kurapika K., Melody, Leorio
Romano's Many Issues reviews
There are many things that our beloved hot headed Italian has been hiding, with the help of the entire world will these issues come to light?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/12/2015 - S. Italy/Romano
I'm to Blame reviews
Spoilers in summery for M*A*S*H 4077th. Find out how our favorite company clerk somehow thinks the death of a dearly loved Colonel was his fault... and how does his ability to 'see' strange things have to do with it? Honestly this story is all over the place, it has Fluff, it has Comedy (to a certain degree) and it has sadness.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2015 - Radar O., M. Klinger, Margaret H.
A Deathly Wish reviews
Kid is getting harassed at school, unbeknownst to his father. And the teachers are doing nothing to stop it! Will Kid survive the constant stream of words, or will he contract a Deathly Wish? (I did this to get out my writers block.) Also please ignore any grammatical mistakes. I DO NOT own the image, it is beautiful and if you were the one who made it and sees it, it is fabulous.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 5/31/2015 - Death The Kid
The Little Things That Matter
It's Always the little things that matter in life, yet sometimes it's not always joyful. Placed in Hetaoni AU. I do not own the image.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/31/2015 - England/Britain, N. Italy - Complete