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Joined 08-31-04, id: 663222
Author has written 19 stories for Harry Potter.

Used to be 'SpunkyCynic', in darker times.

I'm extremely thrilled if you like any of the fics put up here - really I am -but in hindsight I can see that they are all rather crap compared to the stuff I write now. That may sound unbearably arrogant - and it may be - but I'm not saying 'I'm a literary genius' now, more 'dear-God-what-was-I-thinking-back-then'.

The good (or goodER) stuff is on my livejournal (the homepage), most likely under a fic tag.

Enjoy whatever you read, and don't hate on the slash or the overuse of adverbs.

Comment. It's only polite.

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The Parade of the Mary Sues by NybCR reviews
Note: This story is the most idiotic thing I've ever written, but since it's a mockery of Mary Sues, it's to be expected. Best for good writers tired of reading bad stories. This should give you a good laugh.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,073 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/12/2006 - Published: 1/17/2005 - Hermione G.
The Time of Day by Yorkshire Pudding reviews
RemusSirius at school. James wonders why Remus and Sirius have been waking up so early. SLASH ahoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,619 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Clueless by Trinity Day reviews
Lily Potter has managed to her new husband tickets to one of the most anticipated Quidditch matches of the year. It would be a dream come true for James, if it weren't for one, minor detail...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,968 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/25/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Marauders on the Internet by Werewolf-at-Hogwarts reviews
Due to a mysterious bug in Sirius's new computer, the Maruders and Lily have found themselves trapped in Cyberspace! How will they escape this terrible dilema! (bad summary, I know, but go read it anyway!)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2004 - Sirius B., James P.
One Prongs Open Sleigh by Trinity Day reviews
James and Sirius are determined to give Harry a Christmas that he'll never forget. Even if he is only five months. Even if what they're doing might be illegal...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/17/2003 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
And Now For Something Completely Different by Silvia Kundera reviews
Harry Potter wakes up a girl. (Harry/Draco, Ron/Hermione)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,781 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/19/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
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Lord Of The Guys reviews
This is... Lord of the Flies, except with boysex instead of killing. A reality TV show, except with the Marauders instead of B-list celebrities. A WIP. And you get to vote on what happens next. It's just that cool.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,662 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/18/2005 - Published: 3/26/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Queen of Hearts reviews
Never in the guerrilla warfare against Voldemort was so much owed by so many to just one person. A spectre is haunting Harry the responsibility of his destiny. It looms over his future and, more importantly, over the future of his friends. Harry is deter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 67,450 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/4/2005 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Playing With Your Hair reviews
I s'pose only I could be given a request for angst and end up with goats and hairdressing. But anyway. Slightly controlling relationship, SiriusRemus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
If It Makes You Happy reviews
Full to the brim with SiriusRemus UST, and chock-a-block with anecdotes about anal-retentive Pettigrews, giant singing wigs, Gringotts goblins on power trips - oh. And red double-decker buses. For the girl formerly known as Rachel, whose babies I may birt
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,707 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/25/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Nice Guy reviews
RemusJames one-shot. Proof that my Bastard!Sirius manages to worm his way into everything. Everything. But anyway. I like this, even though it is scarcely anything like I imagined it would be. It's quite short and hopefully sweet. And by 'sweet' I mean it
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2005 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
Bella's Bare Feet reviews
This fic... may squick. SiriusBella het, SiriusRemus implied, and a whole heap of emotion. You have been warned, my pretties.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2005 - Sirius B., Bellatrix L.
Sandy Beaches and Imaginary Cigarettes reviews
James's brilliant idea for a prank goes awry when Sirius and Remus conjure up magical snowmen... Hogwarts Era.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,795 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Dungbombs ARE Big And Clever, Wankface reviews
Sirius muses on his friendships... Remus... the 'sizes' of some of his fellow students... and Remus some more... Hogwarts Era.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Remus Liked To Read reviews
There is something extremely pitiful about a boy who steals books."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Unforgiving Miseltoe reviews
The worst Christmas ever. Lily has been thrown into the Marauder mix, and while she and James are loved up under the miseltoe, their relationship is causing everyone else heartache. Dedicated to Trinity Day, for always being such a kind reviewer. It reall
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,838 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/4/2005 - Published: 12/24/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Avenging Ron reviews
Draco resized a certain part of Ron's anatomy. Harry decided to "avenge Ron" by sneaking into the Slytherin dormitories at midnight and hexing Draco into oblivion. Didn't quite go to plan.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,263 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Tantrums and Tiaras reviews
To celebrate the mad holiday rush to the shops, here's a festive fic about Christmas shopping with the puppies.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Beauty Is Only Skin Deep reviews
Sirius is a bit effed up. And Remus is more desirable than anyone would have thought... Set around the time of Goblet Of Fire. You have been warned: Incest. Sorry!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Published: 11/28/2004 - Sirius B., N. Tonks
Honeydukes Voyeur reviews
Just a bit of fun with confectionery. Maruader Era.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Take Me Out To The Ball Game reviews
The puppies get frisky at a Quidditch Match. Peter is stupidified. Marauder Era.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/28/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Magic and Markers reviews
Sirius, like most juvenile delinquents, is also a keen graffiti artist. Marauder Era.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Remus Lupin Agony Aunt reviews
Lily comes to Remus for relationship advice. Sirius is a bit of a prat. Marauder era (obviously). This is either LilyRemus or RemusSirius or LilySirius, take your pick! It's all very tame, though, no-one's really getting any.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/29/2004 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P.
The Friend reviews
Sirius thinks that Peter is the perfect friend. Peter could tell him otherwise. Marauder era. (Don't worry, there are no graphic sex scenes involving Peter!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10/23/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
The Consequences Of Piercing Moony reviews
Remus thinks that body piercing is a bit too much for him. Marauder Era.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/22/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.