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I'm just a guy who likes the Potterverse. So, thing the first: if anyone sees a story they think I'll really like (based on my favorites), feel free to PM me. I prefer long-form completed stories, though, so that's a pretty high bar right there. :)

Thing the second... Challenges!

WORM CHALLENGE: "Stranger? Nah!"

Some character, whether it be an SI, an alt-power!Taylor, or something else, has a pair of powers. One is blatantly obvious. A blaster, changer, or breaker power probably. Nothing subtle or easily hidden like thinker, master, brute, or striker. Laser blasts, turning into a tornado, something like that. The second power is a stranger power. It doesn't hide the character, but rather where the other power comes from or possibly the power itself. Laser blasts might look like they were shot by someone else's eyes, any shapeshifting isn't visible, etc. It could work by altering sensory data (sight, sound, etc), altering memories, bending space, whatever. If it actually hides the power's effect entirely (e.g. laser blasts are invisible until impact), then there should be some sort of inherent weakness, such as the stranger power doesn't work on electronics, or there's a humming effect coming from the true source, or something like that. I just think it might be interesting to see the juxtaposition of a power similar to Purity and something that hides the power or its usage rather than just hiding the person. The personality of this character should reflect the power (or vice versa): very flamboyant by nature, but hiding that fact for some reason. This fits canon Taylor pretty well, but it could work with other characters as well.

HARRY POTTER CHALLENGE: "No leaks, No BWL"

Voldemort is paranoid about death, and anything that might threaten his life. Dumbledore loves secrets. So why does EVERYONE know what happened in Godric's Hollow on Halloween 1981? Imagine that both of these powerful wizards actually acted in character. There would be no leaks of information, and no legend of the Boy-Who-Lived. Who knows what, exactly?

1) Snape knows that there was a prophecy in early 1980 (say, February) about an upcoming birth of a child who could kill Voldemort, and he passed that on. Snape wasn't Voldemort's only information source, and it's nearly two years until anything happens, so he has no way of knowing that it was his information that caused anyone's death.

2) Lucius, under orders from Voldemort, copies a page out of the Registry of Magical Births at the Ministry in early August of 1980. This page has several dozen names and dates on it, and again, it's years before the result of that action materializes so there's no obvious connection.

3) The Death Eaters are asked, in September of 1980, about any properties or persons they know of hidden under a Fidelius Charm. It's an open and continuous request, one among many to "root out the last of the Blood Traitors", possibly with rewards to any who discover such people and even greater rewards for those who actually have such a secret. Peter Pettigrew, currying favor after a screw-up, gives up the Potters a year later. He doesn't know who else did similar things.

From this Voldemort targets the Longbottoms and Potters. The Potters have been hiding under Fidelius since Feb 1980, so nobody even knows that they had kids except close friends. Voldemort goes, alone and in secret, to Godric's Hollow and kills James and Lily, leaving Harry alive, a hole in the bedroom wall, his wand, and no body. No dark mark, no indication he was ever there. Instead of sending bumbling Hagrid, Dumbledore personally arrives at the house, cleans up all signs of violence (including the corpses), fixes the wall, and takes Harry. What then? Some questions:

1) What happens with Peter, Sirius, and Remus? As far as they're concerned, their friends have disappeared AGAIN, this time more completely. Does Sirius figure out that they were betrayed, and go after Peter, and go to prison? Or does he go nuts trying to find them?

2) What happens to the Death Eaters? After their powerful, charismatic leader's disappearance, are they led by the fanatical Bellatrix until the organization falls apart? Or do they factionalize and turn upon one another?

3) Where is Snape? He never even knew Lily was pregnant. Does he ever go to Dumbledore to ask about the Potters, or is he just another Death Eater in prison or dead? He's 21 years old, a potion's master with a dark mark and a reputation for the Dark Arts. What happens to him?

4) The Longbottoms know about the prophecy, obviously, and that the Potters are "gone", but their Fidelius is still up with Harry inheriting the secret from James Potter. How different would Neville be if raised under Fidelius by his parents, knowing that his life may be in danger, and going to Hogwarts with a well-fitted wand?

5) Where is Harry? Does Dumbledore go the Dursley route, thus protecting Harry but also risking loss of information? Or does he raise Harry himself, possibly giving up a position or two to have the time? He's the ONLY one other than Voldemort with all the pieces, knowing that he may need Harry in the future. Would he risk placing Harry with someone unreliable, like Sirius (godfather), or with the Longbottoms (Alice is his godmother)? Possibly someone strict like McGonagall?

Requirements:

-- NO Severitus
-- Nobody knows how or even if Voldemort died, or that there's any such thing as the Boy-Who-Lived
-- Ron annoys the hell out of Harry upon first meeting, until Harry's rescued by a conversation with someone who becomes his best friend. Neville, Hermione, Daphne, anyone but Ron
-- Ginny isn't crushing on Harry, since he's essentially a nobody. The Twins don't exempt him from pranks, except possibly if they find out that he's the Son of Prongs.
-- Neville is a stronger, more confident character

Thing the third: please anyone PM me if you can figure out the answer to this question: If the Elder Wand transfers owners so easily that Harry becomes the owner when he disarms Draco when Draco wasn't even wielding it (or carrying it, as far as I remember), how does Voldemort NOT become the owner when he outright KILLS Harry? Why, in the battle later on, is Harry still the master of the wand?

Thing the fourth: A whiny reader (Umanso) unable to comprehend an intro blurb went crying to the admins that the below game description is "not a story" and should not be allowed. While he's correct that it's not a story, the entry was clearly marked as a game description inspired by Harry Potter. In the interests of mindlessly obeying rules in order to appease crybabies, I've moved this to my profile instead of a separate entry. Anyone interested in using this in a story (Potter or otherwise) is more than welcome to. Please just let me know if you do.

Raid: the game

A game of Raid is a magic-only clan war simulation. It is a game of scouting and maneuver as much as combat. This is suitable for use as a computer FPS, possibly a boardgame, or in any fantasy-style world where magic is common enough that 40 mages might easily get together for a game. It could also be played by real-world humans by slightly changing the rules to accommodate the lack of magic. This started out as an idea for a game that was more interesting than Harry Potter's Quiddich, so the ideas herein easily translate to the Potterverse.

Start of rules *

Each team begins with five structures (one citadel and four bunkers) and 20 people (10 raiders and 10 thumpers):

Citadel: worth 15 points to whichever team holds it for at least three minutes at game's end
Bunkers (4): worth 5 points each when destroyed (cannot be captured by enemies), arranged in a diamond formation around their citadel with the point facing the enemy citadel

Raiders (10): worth 1 point each, marked by arm cuffs in the team's colors
Thumpers (10): worth 2 points each, marked by a chest band in the team's colors

The game is played in wooded and/or hilly areas, with no direct line-of-sight between enemy structures, but at least partial line-of-sight between allied structures. It is over when the first team loses either all its players or all its structures. Note: it is possible to end a game by one of these methods and still be behind on points. If a team wins, but is behind on points, it counts as a Pyrrhic victory and their effective score is halved for tournament standings.

One player on each team is the chief, and the chief is worth five extra points if defeated. The chief can be either a Raider or a Thumper, but the high value makes him a priority target if he's found vulnerable. Off the field, he sets up practices, arranges the chain of command, etc. On the field, he's the starting captain, and the captaincy passes down the chain of command as players are eliminated. Since this is magic, even if the next in line doesn't see the current captain defeated, he'll know by a chime and a tabard appearing on him that he's now captain.

At any time a team's current captain may trade 2 Thumpers for 1 Raider, or vice versa. He may also eject one Thumper/Raider, and convert another of the same type to the opposite (i.e. if a team doesn't have alternates, one player may switch roles if another is ejected). This can be done before the game begins in order to surprise the opposing team. Ejected players immediately leave the field (teleport?) and new ones appear in the citadel.

A Raider is a distance fighter, shooting powerful blasts out of one hand while having a small "target" shield with the other. If not shielding, a Raider can fire faster, and if not firing can shield better. Since Raiders are the primary damage-dealers on a team, it's largely pointless to have them in full defense unless badly outnumbered. Up to three Raiders at a time on a team may be converted by their captain to Flyers. At this point, they use one hand to maintain their flight (spell, carpet, broom, whatever) and can use the other to either attack or defend, albeit at the weaker rate. They are much faster than ground-bound players, but can only rise to 20 feet in height. Used as scouts or flankers, they tend to be easy to take out, even weaker than Raiders despite their mobility. At any time the captain may convert Flyers back to Raiders at no cost.

A Thumper is a shield fighter. They use both hands for defense, one for a more powerful target shield than the Raiders have, and the other for a full-body aura-shield. They also wear armor that can take 2-3 hits depending on their strength. A single Raider can defeat a Thumper, but it will take a fair amount of time. Two- or three-on-one is far better. Thumpers are most often used to protect Raiders or occupied bunkers, but at close range (5 feet or so) can use their shields as weapons doing ~2/3 the damage a Raider would do. A Thumper-rush is thus possible. Any Thumper inside a structure automatically converts to a Defender. Defenders may use any combination of Thumper shields (one, both, or neither) AND Raider attacks, including even doing two Raider-style attacks at once (each hand). Defenders are worth 5 points if defeated rather than the 2 that Thumpers are worth, so it's a strategic decision when to defend and when to leave a structure.

Bunkers are hard targets. When unoccupied or occupied in defensive mode, they take a lot of work to destroy. Three to five Raiders or even more Thumpers are required to do so in a reasonable amount of time. However, a bunker occupied by a Defender can convert in one second to an assault bunker. Upon initiation of conversion, the bunker's defensive enchantments disappear, thus making that second of conversion a very vulnerable period, but a second later the Defender's attacks are vastly enhanced. Better range, better accuracy, and more power. Bunkers are placed such that an assault bunker at long range can protect its two adjacent bunkers, and all bunkers can at medium range protect their citadel. It takes two seconds to convert an assault bunker back to defensive mode. At the start, the assault nature vanishes, but it takes two seconds for the defensive enchantments to rise AND for the enchantments to release the Defender. It usually takes another second or two for a Defender to leave the bunker and revert to a Thumper. This can be preferable because of the point disparity between the two. Any Defender in a defensive-mode bunker is slowly healed and replenished magically, so it is a viable strategy to rotate tired Thumpers through back-area bunkers. There is no way to replenish tired Raiders except resting them.

Defenders in the citadel do not gain any benefits to their attacks except a ten-foot height advantage, but both their armor and shields are vastly increased and they get cover from the indestructible citadel walls. Unlike bunkers, Raiders may also enter a citadel for cover and elevated position, but gain no special abilities by doing so. Citadel windows are large enough for even a large armored Thumper to enter if it's not actively defended. A citadel remains under the control of its existing occupants until they are all defeated, at which time it immediately becomes property of the first force to enter it (including an invading force that just defeated its last defenders). Any team holding a citadel for at least the three minutes preceding the end of the game gets 15 points, and it's possible for one team to have both citadels.

End of rules *

A "perfect" game is one where the losing team converted all of their Raiders to Thumpers who became Defenders, the winning team occupied the losers' citadel at least three minutes before the end of the game, destroyed three bunkers and all but one Defender (including the chief), and then either destroyed the last bunker or defeated the last Defender. That would result in 30 points for occupying both citadels, 20 points for destroying all the bunkers, and 14*5=70 points for defeating all but the last opposing player as Defenders plus five for the chief. Alternately it could be 15*5 Defenders but lose the 5 points for the last bunker. Either way, 125 points is the maximum. A more realistic game would see all opposing Raiders defeated (10 points), 4 opposing Thumpers defeated (8 points), four bunkers destroyed (20 points), and six Defenders defeated (30 points) plus the occupation of one citadel (15 points) and 5 points for the chief, for a total of 88 points.

As can be seen, a wide variety of strategies are possible, and scouting out the opposing team with Raiders or Flyers is very important. Suckering an opposing force into a fight between two assault bunkers is a great way to thin out enemy ranks. An assault bunker protected by a couple of Thumpers and Raiders is a formidable force, but also a loss of mobile units. Attacking on the opposite side of such a force is the best bet.

Assault bunkers are the most powerful units in the game, but should be protected by a Thumper or two because they're both immobile and far more fragile than defensive bunkers. Next in line are Raiders that are not defending, followed by Flyers, defending Raiders, citadel Defenders, defensive bunker Defenders, and Thumpers. Thumpers are almost a requirement to protect mobile Raiders, because Raider shields are weak and agility can't protect against two or three opposing Raiders. That said, they tend to be slower than Raiders on their own. A hit-and-run strategy could also work.

A very aggressive game could be over in a matter of minutes, but a cagey, defensive dance could take hours.

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Anger Management by audriuska12 reviews
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Queen of Blood by SirWill reviews
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Skittering thief by ShayneT reviews
Granted powers from another world, Taylor Hebert must deal with a Cape world that is out to kill her when they discover that she can permanently steal powers.
Crossover - Heroes & Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 76 - Words: 237,015 - Reviews: 1001 - Favs: 2,082 - Follows: 1,436 - Updated: 2/16/2018 - Published: 11/19/2017 - Complete
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 193,050 - Reviews: 4466 - Favs: 11,196 - Follows: 11,962 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,157 - Reviews: 2597 - Favs: 15,070 - Follows: 14,671 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 3/20/2015
Hermione Granger, Demonologist by BrilliantLady reviews
Hermione was eight when she summoned her first demon. She was lonely. He asked what she wanted, and she said a friend to have tea parties with. It confused him a lot. But that wasn't going to stop him from striking a promising deal with the young witch. Dark!Hermione, Slytherin!Hermione, occult theme. Complete.
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I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For by kathryn518 reviews
Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.
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Queen of the Swarm by Vherstinae reviews
With all the biohazards in the locker, blood poisoning was inevitable. Contamination was also to be expected. What happens when a dormant brew gets added to a parahuman at the exact moment of a trigger event?
Worm - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 78 - Words: 224,968 - Reviews: 1826 - Favs: 3,936 - Follows: 3,405 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Skitter, Tattletale, Shadow Stalker, Emma B. - Complete
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,061 - Reviews: 4357 - Favs: 12,064 - Follows: 14,177 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
The Art of Self-Fashioning by Lomonaaeren reviews
Gen, AU. In a world where Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry still grows up with the Dursleys, but he learns to be more private about what matters to him. When McGonagall comes to give him his letter, she also unwittingly gives Harry both a new quest and a new passion: Transfiguration. Mentor Minerva fic. Rated for violence. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 293,426 - Reviews: 3084 - Favs: 7,571 - Follows: 6,104 - Updated: 7/27/2017 - Published: 10/29/2015 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Wind Shear by Chilord reviews
A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,280 - Reviews: 3176 - Favs: 17,509 - Follows: 9,794 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 5/31/2017 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Charlus P. - Complete
The many Deaths of Harry Potter by ShayneT reviews
In a world with a pragmatic, intelligent Voldemort, Harry discovers that he has the power to live, die and repeat until he gets it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 78 - Words: 242,571 - Reviews: 4227 - Favs: 8,126 - Follows: 5,057 - Updated: 6/14/2017 - Published: 3/1/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
She Summons Sea Things by the Sea Shore by mp3.1415player reviews
Another weird idea I had while mulling over ideas for Taylor Varga which didn't quite fit in that story. Not exactly funny, it's rather more dark than I normally write. Sort of a horror story, mostly by implication. Only a short quick one-shot but it's not impossible I may revisit this one day. There's scope for more.
Crossover - Worm & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,288 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 444 - Published: 3/14/2017 - Kid Win, E. Piggot, Assault
Phantoms and Slayers by WinterD reviews
During "Anne", Buffy is unsuccessful in escaping from the 'hell' dimension and instead finds herself passed off to another owner on the world she now lives on. Takes place during TPM of the Star Wars movies.
Crossover - Star Wars & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 115,425 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 12/26/2016 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J., Buffy S.
Harry Potter and the Last Chance by LeQuin reviews
Response to Reptillia28's 'Don't Fear the Reaper' challenge. Harry has died for the twelfth time and his reaper sends him back for one last chance at completing his assigned destiny. Find extra deleted scenes by going to the author page.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 195,404 - Reviews: 2503 - Favs: 8,677 - Follows: 4,214 - Updated: 11/23/2016 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Coronation of the Black Queen by Silently Watches reviews
Third in the Black Queen series. Jen chose to embrace the darker aspects of the world long ago, and she has never once regretted it. However, serving Baron Samedi creates its own problems. A new enemy is on the prowl, and now she needs to eliminate him… before he can do the same to her. Jen/Luna; as always, not for children
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 170,918 - Reviews: 1605 - Favs: 2,830 - Follows: 2,333 - Updated: 10/14/2016 - Published: 9/16/2015 - [Harry P., Luna L.] N. Tonks, Viktor K. - Complete
Memories of Iron by becuzitswrong reviews
Taylor Hebert always triggered because of the bullying of classmates and a former friend. Here, instead of triggering, a cosmic entity gifts her with the memories of a man as talented as he was tormented. One who accomplished amazing things in his life. Now Taylor has the opportunity to use that knowledge to save her world. First, she'll need to save her own sanity.
Crossover - Ironman & Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 295,394 - Reviews: 2444 - Favs: 5,930 - Follows: 5,711 - Updated: 7/21/2016 - Published: 3/30/2014 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Skitter
What Doesn't Kill You by Zbluez reviews
...Oh wait, it did. Semi-SI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 123,967 - Reviews: 3101 - Favs: 6,419 - Follows: 7,442 - Updated: 7/17/2016 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Lee R., Neji H., OC
An Inconvenient Truth by old-crow reviews
After the events in third year, the wizarding world grows darker. Fudge seems intent on spending more time covering up what's happening than dealing with it. Could a stronger relationship between Harry and the Bones family change history?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 174,464 - Reviews: 2553 - Favs: 5,483 - Follows: 3,573 - Updated: 6/22/2016 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Patron by Starfox5 reviews
In an Alternate Universe where muggleborns are a tiny minority and stuck as third-class citizens, formally aligning herself with her best friend, the famous boy-who-lived, seemed a good idea. It did a lot to help Hermione's status in the exotic society of a fantastic world so very different from her own. And it allowed both of them to fight for a better life and better Britain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 542,678 - Reviews: 1332 - Favs: 2,250 - Follows: 1,848 - Updated: 4/23/2016 - Published: 2/28/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Albus D., Aberforth D. - Complete
The Sum of Their Parts by holdmybeer reviews
For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would become a Dark Lord. For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would take down the Ministry or die trying. He should have known that Hermione and Ron wouldn't let him do it alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 143,267 - Reviews: 1187 - Favs: 7,087 - Follows: 3,088 - Updated: 4/12/2016 - Published: 3/24/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Last Second Savior by plums reviews
While leading the final charge against a retreating Dark Lord, Harry is thrown through a destabilized Demon Portal, landing on a strange world in a galaxy far far away. Eventual Harry / Multi
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 123,003 - Reviews: 2385 - Favs: 10,163 - Follows: 11,339 - Updated: 1/23/2016 - Published: 3/4/2013 - [Aayla S., Harry P., M. Brood, Shaak Ti]
The Brightest Witch and the Darkest House by Belial666 reviews
What happens if the 'brightest witch of her age' is very different than Hermione? Would there be a golden trio? Would the fate of Britain be brighter, darker or unchanged? What is dark and what is evil and how much do choices matter? Slow break from canon initially, full break at book 3. Lots of magic, action, reasonably competent Harry and friends, PoV is potential dark witch.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 78 - Words: 272,688 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 1,555 - Follows: 1,150 - Updated: 12/19/2015 - Published: 5/29/2015 - OC, Harry P., Neville L., Daphne G. - Complete
Revenge of the Wizard by Darth Marrs reviews
A Harry Potter cursed with immortality must not only survive the ravaging of Earth by monsters far more powerful than any humanity has encountered, but he must rise to save it, and in the process exact one wizard's revenge against the Galactic Empire.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 172,419 - Reviews: 4400 - Favs: 8,120 - Follows: 6,048 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 12/23/2014 - Complete
Black Princess Ascendant by Silently Watches reviews
Second in the Black Queen series. Last year, Jen had to contend with a deadly Tournament, a revived Dark Lord, a meddlesome Headmaster, and worst of all, reconciliation attempts by her parents. Surely her OWL year can't be anywhere near as complicated. Can it? NOT for children!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 301,803 - Reviews: 3809 - Favs: 4,478 - Follows: 3,560 - Updated: 9/16/2015 - Published: 12/18/2013 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Sirius B. - Complete
Uncle Quentin's Spy by Starfox5 reviews
In the summer following her 4th year at Hogwarts, Hermione Granger is visited by a great-uncle she hasn't met before and learns that the world is older than she thought - and that wizards are not the only ones fighting the forces of Darkness.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,040 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 3/9/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Q. Travers, Albus D. - Complete
The Lion's Pride by Silently Watches reviews
Rufus doesn't know why Harry Potter thinks him such a villain, but he certainly does not appreciate the churlish attitude. Canon scene from a different POV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 107 - Published: 7/3/2015 - Harry P., Rufus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 4601 - Favs: 10,722 - Follows: 7,645 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 36793 - Favs: 29,908 - Follows: 21,758 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Marriage Law Revolution by Starfox5 reviews
Hermione Granger deals with the marriage law the Wizengamot passed after Voldemort's defeat - in the style of the French Revolution. Old scores are settled but new enemies gather their forces, determined to crush the new British Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 127,718 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 2,248 - Follows: 1,560 - Updated: 2/28/2015 - Published: 8/5/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Viktor K. - Complete
The Power He Knows Not by Steelbadger reviews
A decade ago Harry Potter found himself in a beautiful and pristine land. After giving up hope of finding his friends he settled upon the wide plains below the mountains. Peaceful years pass before a Ranger brings an army to his door and he feels compelled once again to fight. Perhaps there is more to be found here than solitude alone. Harry/Éowyn.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,753 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 6,559 - Follows: 3,344 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 2/6/2015 - [Harry P., Eowyn] - Complete
Don't look back in Anger by RobSt reviews
Can some angry words change everything?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,102 - Reviews: 5143 - Favs: 8,143 - Follows: 5,433 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 9/4/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,545 - Reviews: 6838 - Favs: 14,971 - Follows: 9,675 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
What We're Fighting For by James Spookie reviews
The savior of magical Britain is believed dead until he shows up to fight Death Eaters. Hermione Granger is a very lonely young woman without a single friend until she boards the Hogwarts Express for her sixth year, and her life take a major turn. SERIOUS WARNING. Rated M for a reason. DO NOT READ if easily offended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 244,762 - Reviews: 2947 - Favs: 9,723 - Follows: 5,563 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Neville L., Lavender B. - Complete
Reaching for a Dream by Noodlehammer reviews
Adventure/Humor/Romance. The Sandaime waited too long to approach Naruto, who had no interest in becoming Hokage by then. Another dream already rested in his heart, a dream that would drive him much further than anyone would have believed. SealMaster!Naruto Older!NarutoxFem!Kyuubi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 377,213 - Reviews: 5808 - Favs: 13,220 - Follows: 7,988 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 12/12/2013 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
Enveloped in the Darkness by Brigade reviews
Harry was left at an orphanage after his parents met their demise. There, he finds nothing but suffering until he rejoins the Wizarding World. Dumbledore may hope for Harry to be a kind soul, but he's made mistakes. And what he gets is a future Death Eater. Harry is Dark, Harry is ruthless, and he is siding with Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 144,170 - Reviews: 1778 - Favs: 5,626 - Follows: 3,926 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Princess of the Blacks by Silently Watches reviews
First in the Black Queen series. Sirius searches for his goddaughter and finds her in one of the least expected and worst possible locations and lifestyles. How was he to know just how many problems bringing her home would cause? DARK and NOT for children. fem!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 189,338 - Reviews: 2334 - Favs: 6,927 - Follows: 4,306 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Harry P., Luna L., Viktor K., Cedric D. - Complete
Thinking in Little Green Boxes by Diresquirrel reviews
A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 103,699 - Reviews: 994 - Favs: 3,106 - Follows: 2,444 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Elder Sect by Clell65619 reviews
When Hagrid arrives at the Potter cottage in Godric's Hollow, he finds no sign of Harry Potter. It takes five long years for Harry to be found, in the care of a distant cousin, having been dropped off by his Great Grand Mother.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bewitched - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,287 - Reviews: 1686 - Favs: 4,975 - Follows: 3,155 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 8129 - Favs: 18,378 - Follows: 11,021 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Temporal Beacon by willyolioleo reviews
At the end of 3rd year, Hermione asks Harry for some help with starting an interesting project. If a dark lord's got a 50-year head start on you, maybe what you need is a little more time to even the playing field. AU, Timetravel, HHr, mild Ron bashing. Minimizing new powers, just making good use of existing ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 428,826 - Reviews: 5770 - Favs: 7,036 - Follows: 7,482 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Firebird's Son: Book I of the Firebird Trilogy by Darth Marrs reviews
He stepped into a world he didn't understand, following footprints he could not see, toward a destiny he could never imagine. How can one boy make a world brighter when it is so very dark to begin with? A completely AU Harry Potter universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 172,532 - Reviews: 4021 - Favs: 5,898 - Follows: 4,188 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Nothing to Lose by Writing Warriors reviews
This story, as a few are in the world of Harry Potter fanfiction, stems from one of those many ideas of Rorschachs Blot, entitled "Nothing to Lose." One of the areas this story will explore is the possible impact on Harry Potter and friends of the isolation that our dear old friend, Albus Dumbledore, always fed to him: this isolation will make up its own reality.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,681 - Reviews: 1705 - Favs: 4,276 - Follows: 2,617 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Accidental Bond by kb0 reviews
Harry finds that his "saving people thing" is a power of its own, capable of bonding single witches to him if their life is in mortal danger, with unusual results. H/multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 415,017 - Reviews: 4479 - Favs: 9,120 - Follows: 6,355 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Power of the Mind by Landstradd reviews
The Sorting Hat serves more purposes than is apparent. One of them is as a safe guard against abusive families. What changes might be wrought from this? Rated for coarse language and mild violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 188,218 - Reviews: 1594 - Favs: 4,186 - Follows: 4,826 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Harry P.
Broken Chains by Darth Marrs reviews
When Harry fell through the Veil of Death, that should have been the end of the story. But 40 days later he returned with a power never seen before, and a darkness in him that made both the dark and light fear him. H/HR/LL. Rated M.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 156,348 - Reviews: 3417 - Favs: 6,488 - Follows: 4,085 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Complete
Do Unto Others Before They Do Unto You by SmallBurnyThing reviews
1. Your name is Harry Potter. 2. You have seven days to marry Draco Malfoy. 3. Only one person was ever on your side. 4. She's trying to take over the world. 5. Harem? Tropetastic crackshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,922 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 426 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Rocking the Boat by DerLaCroix reviews
Harry is left with the Dursleys just after his godfather had died. One thing leads to the other and Harry is fed up with being a puppet. He breaks free and finds help. And boy, does he start rocking the boat.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 245,784 - Reviews: 3757 - Favs: 10,420 - Follows: 7,078 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 3000 - Favs: 11,024 - Follows: 5,205 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 4554 - Favs: 10,171 - Follows: 4,468 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Jamie Evans and Fate's Fool by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Harry Potter stepped back in time with enough plans to deal with just about everything fate could throw at him. He forgot one problem: He's fate's chewtoy. Mentions of rape, sex, unholy vengeance, and venomous squirrels. Reposted after takedown!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,208 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 4,689 - Follows: 1,935 - Published: 6/2/2012 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2567 - Favs: 10,159 - Follows: 5,928 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 17061 - Favs: 12,820 - Follows: 11,090 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
Banking on Her by RobSt reviews
Harry reckons his future is bleak if he stays at Hogwarts. The Tri-Wizard tournament offers him a fail-safe way of escaping his perceived destiny, that is until Harry discovered the hidden costs. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,164 - Reviews: 3469 - Favs: 9,315 - Follows: 4,678 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Unspeakable Things by Darth Marrs reviews
Formerly Defense for Two. Adopted from Perspicacity with permission. They thought Lockhart was a fraud. They were wrong; he was their guide into a world of danger, adventure, intrigue and other Unspeakable Things.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 60 - Words: 242,047 - Reviews: 2949 - Favs: 3,148 - Follows: 2,088 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Mutant Storm by Bobmin356 reviews
Betrayed and broken a hero is saved by family and rises to shake the foundations of the world. The mutants have arrived and the revolution has begun.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 247,700 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 5,687 - Follows: 2,211 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Legend by ShayneT reviews
Trapped by an alien collector, Lieutenant Commander Data discovers an early 21st century android excavated from the ruins of Sunnydale and a capsule containing the frozen body of one of the Eugenic wars most notorious figures...Buffy Summers.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 103,194 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Data, Buffy S. - Complete
No Hurry At All by RobSt reviews
Remus was so shocked at seeing Sirius fall through the veil that Harry had raced past him before the boy's intentions even registered with the werewolf. Screaming "Sirius!" Harry followed his godfather into the veil before anyone could stop him. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,691 - Reviews: 4522 - Favs: 12,880 - Follows: 6,252 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The End and the Beginning by muggledad reviews
My stab at the Harry travels through time genre. Significant inspiration from "HP & Nightmares of Futures Past" with a twist. Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 144,392 - Reviews: 1969 - Favs: 7,923 - Follows: 3,979 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3775 - Favs: 8,012 - Follows: 4,118 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Bonds of Blood by Darth Marrs reviews
YASBF Yet Another Soul Bond Fic starting with the Chamber of Secrets. Harry and Ginny have to learn to live with a bond that steals away their privacy and leaves them dependent on each other and frightened for their future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 52 - Words: 191,744 - Reviews: 4505 - Favs: 5,271 - Follows: 2,887 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 109,138 - Reviews: 4672 - Favs: 13,829 - Follows: 5,701 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Searching For The Power by GinnyMyLove reviews
Hermione is told Love might be the Power-He-Knows-Not and vows to help Harry find it at any cost. Be Warned of some R/Hr until chpt 20 but skipping those chapters means missing out on H/Hr/G goodness. This is rated MATURE for ADULT CONTENT. Harry/Many
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 573,420 - Reviews: 1211 - Favs: 3,170 - Follows: 1,709 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Time Meddlers by witowsmp reviews
After things have gone terribly in the war, Harry and Hermione decide to travel back in time to stop the war from happening. Things go well at first, until...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 112,111 - Reviews: 3316 - Favs: 5,597 - Follows: 3,352 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 2/8/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wastelands of Time by joe6991 reviews
Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 282,609 - Reviews: 3315 - Favs: 6,617 - Follows: 3,735 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 10055 - Favs: 29,843 - Follows: 12,180 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and Merlin's Reaper by Clell65619 reviews
Harry's world ends as everyone he loves is killed when the Death Eaters attack Bill and Fleur's wedding. Is there such a thing as a Second Chance? Various Ships. Dark world, Sexual situations, Slavery, Extremely AU. Very damaged people.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 57,835 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 2,429 - Follows: 1,446 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
The Day the Magic Died by chem prof reviews
Set during Book 7. During the time she and Harry are alone in the tent, Hermione discovers a spell that could be extremely useful against Voldemort, but it’s considered by the wizarding world to be even worse than Unforgiveables. Do they dare use it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,684 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 224 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 145,998 - Reviews: 4037 - Favs: 19,219 - Follows: 8,259 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4998 - Favs: 14,414 - Follows: 6,809 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Real Us by Seel'vor reviews
Everyone "knows" what happened during Harry's seven years at Hogwarts... right? Er... no. Find out the truth about Harry and Hermione. H/Hr Rating for language and mild sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 157,527 - Reviews: 1314 - Favs: 7,349 - Follows: 2,205 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Acts of Betrayal by Clell65619 reviews
The Semiclassic 'everyone has been lying to Harry about everything' plot. Very AU. Bashing of pretty much everyone. Mind Control Sex. Language. Dumbledore decides the Old Families won't tolerate the Chosen One being with a mudblood. Sucks to be Ron Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,977 - Reviews: 2121 - Favs: 6,247 - Follows: 2,582 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
To Fight The Coming Darkness by jbern reviews
Set post OOTP AU NonHBP. Harry Potter and Susan Bones. Gritty realism, independent Harry and a believable Voldemort all in a desperate battle to control the fate of the wizarding world. Rating increased to Mature.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 340,961 - Reviews: 3110 - Favs: 4,722 - Follows: 2,362 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Irish Choice by DisobedienceWriter reviews
With all the crappy stuff Harry goes through at Hogwarts, the smart money would be on him transferring to a different, better school early in his career. Here’s one way it might have happened. No planned pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 62,622 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 6,372 - Follows: 2,137 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Old Soldiers Never Die by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 3201 - Favs: 8,314 - Follows: 3,461 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4712 - Favs: 9,682 - Follows: 3,193 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete