KELZTASTiC
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Joined 08-31-04, id: 663738, Profile Updated: 01-21-15
Author has written 10 stories for Sleepy Hollow, Pirates of the Caribbean, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Batman.

"Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everyone I have ever known." - Invisible Monsters, Chuck Palahniuk.

Hi, I'm Kelsey!

Le Clique is life.

I graduated with my Master's degree in May 2014 and now I teach college or something. It's pretty weird.

I love the color pink.

I watch way too much television for my own good. The shows I watch on repeat constantly are How I Met Your Mother and Sex and the City.

I also watch way too many movies for my own good. I am obsessed with Disney movies, and some of the movies I watch all the time are Legally Blonde, Pirates of the Caribbean, Interview with the Vampire, Anchorman, and the Dark Knight. Oh and musical movies. Those. All the time.

I have a deep-rooted love for the Harry Potter series, and I always will. That also goes for the Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice. I also love anything by Chuck Palahniuk, the Pink Carnation series by Lauren Willig, anything by Phillippa Gregory, literary classics like East of Eden and Pride and Prejudice. I also enjoy reading Spanish classic and contemporary literature as well, like Federico Garcia Lorca, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, and novels that I can use as papers about feminism. I love reading. Punto.

I listen to music all the time. It is a huge part of my life. I listen to pretty much anything as long as it catches my interest, but my favorite genres are alternative rock, Broadway musicals, and popular music a.k.a. whatever is on the radio.

I am pretty sure I should have been born in the 1980's. Off by a year. Damn.

FIN.

CHECK ME OUT ON AO3: kelztastic90

(OOPS: I put 'Marvel' as a credit on my Burn Me Down fic. Sorry, it is DC, I'm just dumb and was posting at 2 in the morning. Sorry about that again. Thanksss.)

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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH by Secondpillow reviews
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
An Eternity of This by Mandy the O reviews
A broken man and a haunted woman and the coming together of their pasts.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 78,918 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 6/30/2005
Passage of Time by jelibeanne reviews
PreDMC. Cutler Beckett attempts to woo the younger sister of his best friend. The results are not quite what he expected.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,977 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Cutler B.
An Unhealthy Obsession by Kendra Luehr reviews
-TDK- After the Joker's encounter with Rachel Dawes, a new and frightening obsession begins to stir within his breast... Rachel x Joker ::MATURE sexual content:: Now COMPLETE
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,945 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Joker, Rachel D. - Complete
The Ocarina of a Link to the Awakening of Time by Lunaretine reviews
A parody of mine that has been in the works for almost seven years. I basically make fun of the whole convoluted Zelda storyline. I'm just curious to see what people say about it. Reviews would rock. Rated R for strong language and sexual humor
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 113,768 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 4/19/2004
Make Him Move On by PineAppleLint reviews
A romantic tale that involves a young bar wench named Anastasia Walker trying to steal the grieving Will Turner's heart, and June Oleander, a female pirate who just loves getting on the infamous Sparrow's nerves. The four unite and hijinks ensue...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 83,436 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/20/2007 - Published: 11/30/2003 - Complete
The Pirates by PirateBlacksmith reviews
Jack, Will, Elizabeth, Anamaria, Gibbs, Norrington, and Bootstrap Bill end up as roomates in the year 2003. Can they survive each other?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 106,516 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 8/17/2004
Laura Bell and the Commodore's Intended by lydia the eleventh reviews
Laura Bell, the childhood friend of Commodore Norrington, must face down hords of MarySues and GaryStus, a crazy authoress, gaping plotholes and outrageous occurances to finally win Norrington's heart. Need I say NorringtonOC?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,884 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/6/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006
Sex and Sashimi by Hikaru a reviews
Spying can lead to other things...
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,214 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Aoshi, Misao - Complete
Thank You For The Venom by Emmery reviews
After Raven is raped and becomes pregnant, she turns to one titan for help. But will she end up falling for him? Cursing, violence and hostility all around. RobRae,Suggested BBRae, Tragic RobStar and get ready SladeStar! Complete.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 68,943 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/16/2005 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Complete
Seven Days by Arrmaitee reviews
COMPLETE! (SLASH, PARODY) Virginal Draco Malfoy watches a mysterious raunchy homemade video, and then receives an owl indicating that he will be “deflowered in seven days,” unless he can first uncover the video’s sordid secrets.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,014 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/11/2004 - Published: 6/29/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Rocky Hogwarts Picture Show by Busty Sinclaire reviews
An All school play with Snape as the lead? Good lord, what have i gone and done now? Chapter 20: Concerning naked men in parking lots.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,518 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/25/2003 - Published: 1/23/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Disney's Phantom of the Opera by The Lark reviews
What if Disney ever got its paws on Phantom? *shudder*
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/22/2002
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Mad Love Series, Part VII: Burn it to the Ground reviews
Upon making a life-changing decision, Harley heads to New York to help Pam, who is in dire need. What will she do next?
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,700 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, The Joker, Poison Ivy - Complete
Mad Love Series, Part VI: Watch Me Burn reviews
The Joker and Harley start their new life in Italy, but as always, nothing is ever as it seems. The looming birth of their child and a personal situation that hits close to home rocks their world and causes their lives to change forever. Continuation from Light this Fuse.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,497 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
Mad Love Series, Part V: Light this Fuse reviews
Harley and Joker have adopted some new friends and a sudden discovery makes Harley re-think everything. Continuation from Set Fire to the Rain.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,532 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Joker - Complete
Mad Love Series, Part IV: Set Fire to the Rain reviews
Harley and the Joker are back in action, and supposedly their life together has gotten better. Yet Harley still can't forget about some things in her past...continuation from "Inside the Fire"
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,600 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Joker - Complete
Mad Love Series, Part III: Inside the Fire reviews
Harley meets an unlikely ally. Continuation of From the Ashes.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,265 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Complete
Mad Love Series, Part II: From the Ashes reviews
sequel to Burn Me Down. harley's life complicates.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,474 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
Mad Love Series, Part I: Burning On reviews
the beginnings of the Joker and Harley Quinn's relationship, Harley as protagonist. rated M for later chapters and language.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 53,687 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Caribbean Vacation Part 1 reviews
People were asking for it, so here it is. Jack/OC, Will/OC. Two girls thrust into the world of Pirates and their many misadventures.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,873 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
Caribbean Vacation: Part 2 reviews
Sequel to our first fic. Jack/OC, Will/OC, the plot follows Dead Man's Chest.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,503 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T.
Love and Murder reviews
Written with Helkauiel. Movie version with romance thrown in. IchabodOC, BromOC.
Sleepy Hollow - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,837 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/31/2007