The world is breaking; war and technology are pushing on the edge of the unbelievable, and S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately attempts to keep the peace. The soldier and the scientist are not the only lights that push back against the darkness, however; magic will encompass the world again as the last wizard makes himself known.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 239,116 - Reviews: 5498 - Favs: 8,229 - Follows: 9,561 - Updated: 7h ago - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
Sherlock Holmes discovers family he never knew he had, and John Watson finds a child living in the cupboard. Crossover between BBC Sherlock and Harry Potter. NEW webcomic based off my story. See end notes of latest chapter for details.
Crossover - Sherlock & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,221 - Reviews: 1199 - Favs: 3,178 - Follows: 4,096 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W.
Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. Mentor ok VII Ch.6 Amelon's investigation comes to him, Snape bites off more than he can chew, Enid suspects, Remus and Sirius commiserate, and Voldemort reminds Harry he's a terrible, terrible man.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 145 - Words: 1,220,148 - Reviews: 9828 - Favs: 5,150 - Follows: 4,575 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
In a fictional forest, a blonde haired, blue eyed boy was about to become a hero. Unfortunately, said blue eyed blonde was off in Zelda: Majora's Mask. So the casting director plucked out his next choice... His name was Naruto Uzumaki.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 187,360 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Once upon a time, Sasuke screwed up. Or rather, life screwed him up, and turned him into a vengeful, arrogant, cold-blooded bastard that ended up betraying friends, killing teachers, and destroying his village. Until Itachi's reset button, at least. [Time Travel!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,118 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 125,793 - Reviews: 2368 - Favs: 4,952 - Follows: 6,100 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P.
SEQUEL TO THAT WHICH HOLDS THE IMAGE. Life. All normal and stuff. With jobs and houses and boring-y, woring-y things like that. Normality, as Harry Potter realises, does not attract mad men in little blue boxes, so any hope of seeing his old friend the Doctor again is pretty slim. But then Ginny Weasley notices the sky is falling, and everything goes completely to hell.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,979 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 793 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013 - 11th Doctor, Harry P.
Coruscant's industrial zone has a lot of interesting sights - extra large spider roaches, fat crime lords, feral droids... But Obi-Wan finds none of those as interesting as its newest addition - The Slayer.
Crossover - Star Wars & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,863 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 5/2/2013
He could not see the heart. It did not exist. That much he was sure of. But who was the pale, black-winged man who appeared in his dreams? And why did he want Harry to find a girl whose life was completely separate from his own? T for later violence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,372 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 998 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Harry P., Ulquiorra
He remembered being Harry Potter. He dreams of it. He dreams of the Great Other too, a creature borne of ice and death with eyes red as blood and an army of cold, dead things. He is only the 2nd son of the King, a spare, but that changes when things rather left in the dark come to light and Westeros is torn asunder by treachery and ambition. Winter is coming... but magic is might.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 94,716 - Reviews: 1573 - Favs: 3,568 - Follows: 3,881 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Harry P.
Once again, the evils of school wreaks havok with poor Inuyasha. A series of stand alone chapters. Assignment 29: "They want to catch her in a lie so they can punish her!" His fists thumped against the branch he was sitting on, raining leaves upon them. "I ain't gonna let that happen!"
Kakashi Hatake and his excerpts of the wizarding world. Hogwarts, ministry politics, Mangekyou Sharingan and...sparking school spirit? "Don't take me as alien! I know your politics." The wizards shared a look. "Alien as foreigner. Here. The-saurus says."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,962 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 1,457 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Kakashi H.
Sokka, wanting to hit the Fire Nation back for what they did to Aang at Ba Sing Se, takes down one of their prototype airships over the south pole. Problem is he takes himself down with it, and finds himself stranded in the middle of a frozen wasteland with his least favorite person, Princess Azula. Starvation and cold eventually become the least of their worries.
Cloud's first thought on waking in the Shinra training grounds..."Where's the hidden camera?". What is one supposed to do when they find themselves inexplicably in the past? Become a terrorist four years early, of course. And look up a few old friends.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,961 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 2,105 - Follows: 2,181 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Cloud S., Zack F.
In the aftermath of Pein's attack on Konoha, Naruto is given a task vital to his village's safety. His mission: Beat the chuunin exam in Kirigakure like a rented mule. Like it owed him money. Like he wanted revenge.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,814 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 868 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Naruto U., Karui
Harry was proclaimed dead when he was two years old and ended up in an orphanage. But that was only the beginning of his journey. While trying to find his place in the world of magic, he never forgets those whom he views as family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 182,447 - Reviews: 2443 - Favs: 4,281 - Follows: 4,912 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Harry P.
160 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Ten new tales including 'I will not refer to Hagrid as the BFG, even if I think he secretly likes it,' and 'I will not pay Peeves to rewrite the school song.' R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,306 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Fred W., George W.
Who would have thought that Harry Potter had living relatives other than the Durselys? Living relatives he could actually get along with, and were just as odd as he was!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 109,019 - Reviews: 1435 - Favs: 3,011 - Follows: 3,466 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U.
"I bet you're a vegetarian," said Temari, and she plucked at a nearby plant. "Here's a leaf for you, try not to choke." It all went downhill from there... One road. Two bunkhouses. Three weeks of border patrol. Neji x Temari.
Consider the curiously humanoid mandrake root, or mandragora. It is hideously ugly, deadly dangerous, and a powerful restorative. Why would anything else matter? * * A tale of horror. Please review. * *
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/23/2012 - P. Sprout - Complete
Cowrite with Bard Linn; AU, ensemble, m/f m/m f/f. When a little blond boy awakens an old Turk from his long sleep, no one could've guessed how things would change. CH.52: "To the limitless future." COMPLETE
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 299,172 - Reviews: 1451 - Favs: 1,933 - Follows: 1,338 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Cloud S. - Complete
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1783 - Favs: 1,880 - Follows: 912 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
When an experimental surgery to curb Mileena's homicidal tendencies goes awry, Shang Tsung and Kitana are left to deal with her sudden infatuation with a certain Netherrealm spectre. Mileena. Scorpion. Crackfic.
"It is not unusual for one child in a family to be singled out for abuse and neglect. Often the other children in the household even participate in the abuse of the scapegoat." Dudley Dursley looks back on his childhood. Some things are a lot clearer now.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,564 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 1,016 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Dudley D., Harry P.
A plague has swept across Britain, wiping out the Muggle population. Ignorant of his heritage and the magical world, a ten year-old Harry Potter is left to fend for himself against two factions, each plotting and conspiring to find him before the other.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,348 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 170 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
It all goes wrong when Dumbledore gives Harry the choice to go back and fight Voldemort or move on. Harry is taken before he can make that choice and is thrown in an unexpected afterlife. Now he is on a mission to fight his way back to his own world.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 95,533 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 2,160 - Follows: 2,142 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Harry P., R. Unohana
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 2,171 - Follows: 1,917 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
An object in the Dept of Mysteries sends Harry 800 years into the past... an adventure of Crusaders, Assassins, Warlocks and Conspiracy, because there's more to saving the world than killing a Dark Lord. HPxAC TimeTravel. Violent.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 49,105 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Harry P.
Amidst misconceptions and reconciliation, the lines that separate the Wizarding World will be destroyed. Enemies will serve one another as friendships are tested and forged. But first, the Sorting Hat has a message for Hogwarts... 1st in Kindred Powers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 52 - Words: 194,942 - Reviews: 1709 - Favs: 1,338 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Female only teams would improve the selfesteem of all involved, right? Well, that's what Sakura thought at least. But when she finds herself in charge of one, she learns that her esteem isn't in trouble, it's her sanity. Alternate Reality
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,287 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 1/21/2006
Naruto crossover. There’s a reason why Itachi should never be allowed to read maps. Dr. Nii hires the Akatsuki to fetch a scroll. Hidan receives a divine mission from Jashin, although it's just Kanzeon Bosatsu meddling again. Tobi finds a friend in Goku.
Crossover - Saiyuki & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,280 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 12/18/2007 - G. Sanzo, Hidan
After Bespin and before Endor, Darth Vader is shocked to discover that Luke and Leia are twins. He's even more shocked when Imperial Intelligence reports that Organa and Skywalker are, erm, a tad closer than previously suspected. Humor, mild AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,524 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
“Sticks in a bundle are unbreakable.” - Kenyan Proverb - When Fred and George decide to visit Harry at the Dursleys the summer after OofP, they find something shocking, something that drastically alters the course of events.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,116 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 936 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009
Young Albus Dumbledore, in desperate need of a proper friend, devises a spell to bring powerful wizards to him—only, he just might have been a tad overzealous. Result: the temporal displacement of Harry Potter and Tom Riddle to the year 1912.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,501 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Albus D., Harry P.
An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 2,232 - Follows: 1,776 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
Kagome’s eyeglasses. Sesshoumaru’s curiosity. A story in which many things are explained about the series Inuyasha... or not. /SessKag, CU/ Awards: Third Place for "Best Kagome Portayal" in 2nd Qtr. 2008, Dokuga awards! Thank you, whoever nominated me!
Looking after a Muggle animal should be easy compared to saving Hogwarts from Voldemort. Harry and Draco might disagree with that. Featuring Luna, Marauders, peppermints and, of course, a tall, black, badtempered horse named Simon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 101 - Words: 576,305 - Reviews: 1437 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 3/22/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A series of drabbles that the brain demands I dump somewhere. XD All genres including het, yaoi, and yuri. Each drabble has it's own warnings. Crack pairings extremely likely. Unless stated otherwise, characters are at least 20.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 15,776 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
ABANDONED. Owls, cauldrons, and pointed hats? Harry Potter was not amused. And he still wasn't entirely sure that his human trafficking theory had been wrong. Warning! Features a very cynical Harry. [AU, no pairings.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,849 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 2,311 - Follows: 2,624 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P.
When Yuffie meets Axel, neither of them know what keeps them coming back to each other. The situation will not get any less complicated when Axel dies. But things aren't quite what they seem, even in death, as Yuffie will soon discover. -Canon-compliant-
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 101,346 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Yuffie K., Axel - Complete
There are plenty of things Harry Potter has experience in dealing with. Dark Lords are one, and so are Death Eaters, Dementors, and homicidal tea-sets. Hyper inter-dimensional travellers in orange jackets, however, are NOT. Pre-epilogue.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,928 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
An irreverent, but in character parody of the MLC where Snape and Tonks show the Wizarding World what they think about arranged marriages. Nominated for the Multifaceted Awards Round Four in the Laughter and Pride categories! AU since HBP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,040 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 11/30/2004 - Severus S., N. Tonks
Since Harry didn’t succeed the first time, he goes back into the past to fix his mistakes again. And again, and again. Too bad no one explained that first time how Voldemort tagging along was just the Universe keeping things fair and balanced.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 123 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
More often than not, a hero’s most epic battle is the one you never see. It’s the battle that goes on within him or herself. Not all of these battles are won. But neither are they all lost. A crossover with Marvel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,958 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Naruto U.
Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,511 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 2,751 - Follows: 1,333 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. Sai was about to learn that this theory applied to more than just physics. And that putting theory into practice sometimes gave unexpected results. SaiSaku. Eventual lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,800 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 55 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Sai, Sakura H.
L, a cake eating rabbit. Near, a butterfly, Misa a tantrum-throwing Queen, and Mello the quite mad March Hare. Light, in the midst of it all, wondering why the hell he's now wearing a dress. Sometimes nonsense made more than sense than usual.
Crossover - Alice in Wonderland & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,717 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Light Y. - Complete
Ichigo dances in between sanity and survival, Rukia faces execution and old grief, and friends rush to save them, while help appears in unexpected quarters and conspiracy piles upon conspiracy. AU, fem!Ichigo, SS arc.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,795 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Ichigo K.
Some people just can't catch a break in life. For Sephiroth, it seems that breaks come as rarely as haircuts, as he's chosen by the Planet to redeeem himself for his past transgressions - whether he actually WANTS to or not. Rejoice.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,200 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Sephiroth, Aerith G.
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
A lab experiment goes wrong, leaving Sakura a sex-crazed fiend. Determined to find a cure, she stalks the Akatsuki HQ looking for a way to alleviate her unexpected problem. Beware this plotless filth, oh innocent browser. Your life will never be the same.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,365 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,097 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 191 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
A Noir story of HP ass kickery cooked to perfection and served over a savory blend of snarky humor. Before sending Harry to the afterlife, Voldemort told him he'd write the book on worse things than death with him. Harry's back to write the epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 107,557 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Harry P., Salazar S.
What if Voldemort complied with Snape's wish on Halloween 1981? What if the Harry we know used the Resurrection Stone at the same time as a heart broken Lily? Two different eras, two different realities...Post DH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,102 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Harry P., Lily Evans P.
Caught in her musings of a spring day, Yuffie looks over to see a neighbour she's never met before. He's nervous and strange, but Yuffie can't argue with his beautiful logic. --Yuffie and Riku centric. AU.--
[KH xover.Parody.] Cloud and Leon thought the destruction of their worlds was bad, but then, they'd never been drafted to teach Defense to Senseless English Wizarding Children by one Cunning Old Headmaster Who Should Be Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,634 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007
Someone with an excess of hair taking a hair growth potion can lead to disastrous and hilarious consequences. One can only imagine what taking a Confidence Potion would do to someone like Sirius Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
What would happen if Naruto was in the wrong place at the wrong time? What if Itachi decided that he needed another failsafe to measure his potential besides Sasuke? Maybe it wasn't his sharingan that made him so strong... What if it was just him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,096 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 7/14/2007
He hadn't really counted on getting into a pub brawl over the color of his coat on some speck of a planet, or signing up with a crew of petty criminals. Still, he'd always wondered what really happened to those Lost Colonists from Earth...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,986 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 2,015 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - 10th Doctor - Complete
A survivor left behind by her teammates, a passionate boy with a hunger for power and love, and a child fears death for them. [Sannin centric][1. Tsunade has kissed both her teammates and vows never to do it again.][15 Little Reasons]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,460 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S.
Sakura, Sai and Akatsuki centric crack fic. Akatsuki are getting just a bit sick of finding pink haired medic nins chained up in their dungeons, not that anyone ever asks their opinion. And things only get weirder when Sai shows up to the rescue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,877 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 6934 - Favs: 5,140 - Follows: 2,087 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Outnumbered, outgunned, and deep in enemy territory, Ichigo and his friends are in dire straights. Fortunately, the cavalry arrives just in the nick of time. Too bad the cavalry is completely insane. [CRACK fic]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/6/2007 - K. Zaraki, Mayuri K. - Complete
Hogwarts has a Sarcastic Little Git inside it’s walls. That Sarcastic Little Git is deeply disgruntled. In an effort to strike out against those who annoy him [read:everybody], he is posting mocking and vaguely offensive “Guidelines” on the notice boards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,607 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Theodore N.
Ino had always wondered why people feared the dark. At twenty two, she still didn't know why they did. All that mattered was she did as well. And it would soon consume her and there was nothing anyone could do about it… so she'd thought. [NaruIno]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 42,066 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 10/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Ino Y., Naruto U.
It's kill or be killed when the host club and friends are kidnapped to a deserted island. Friendships will be tried, alliances reformed, and rivalries exploited as they struggle to survive a deadly round of capture the flag.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 60,791 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Complete
AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,772 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 2,481 - Follows: 439 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Or, Inuzuka Kiba’s Even Longer Day. Kiba is not quite the player he thinks he is. Will there be anyone to appreciate his animal magnetism and rugged charm? [KibaEveryone ftw, NejiTen for the bonus win]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,194 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Kiba I. - Complete
NaruSasuSakuHinaKaka? joke ficlet. 'This is a threesome, Uzumaki, not a walk in harem' Sasuke doesn't mind sharing Naruto and Sakura, but they never said anything about Hinata. Humor, mentions of yaoi, yuri and het, oneshot, COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
After Orochimaru's attack on Konoha, Kakashi's team embarks on a Wave Country mission, risking war with the Mist Ninja. There Naruto and his friends must face Shinkuhana...an assassin's jutsu that brings instant death to both its victim AND its wielder...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 84,032 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 10/10/2004 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
[Complete] She remembers not her past or her name. Only painful flashes of gold eyes she cannot trust any longer and sinful scarlet eyes she has never trusted. Yet her savior's eyes...the sinful scarlet red of blood, so deceiving, so addictive. [NarKag]
Prisoners, towers, witches, really long hair, and a lot of shampoo... all relatively normal occurrences. But seriously, what sort of fairytale begins with ‘And they lived happily ever after? This one. The story of Rapunzel will never be the same again.
The moral of this story is not that gender doesn't matter. Rather, it's about how Akira was bored, and if her classmates wanted her to help search for the mysterious crossdressing girl they'd heard about, who was she to argue? [AkiraxTakumi]
Another day, another location, another overenthusiastic band of demons to dispatch. The Sanzo party wished life was always that simple. Well, maybe it would, if they finally learned to pick their battlefields more carefully.
Sakura is finally free, finally independant, finally living one her own. If only Naruto hadn't blown a hole in her bathroom wall. SAKURA. NARUTO. SASUKE. KAKASHI. OTHERS. This is where you laugh at life. AU. Verily.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,290 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Sakura H.
[Star Wars x Inuyasha Crossover] What do you do when your future Sith lord turns out to be a whiny emo brat? Travel to Feudal Japan and find his replacement of course! Could there be a Darth Inuyasha in the midst?
Here’s a Harry that… has normal male nightmares, wasn’t abused by his Uncle, can’t cook, hates being called ‘pup’, did NOT try to commit suicide, doesn’t stutter when Sirius is mentioned, sure as hell isn’t the Heir to the founders and Merlin, doesn’t ow
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,826 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 147 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Harry P.
Collection of short stories, scenes, snippets, featuring Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi at Hogwarts. Warning: utter crack. This is NOT A REAL STORY but a dozen small stories. It's also AS COMPLETE AS IT WILL EVER BE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,377 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
[Non Yaoi] He was chosen not because he was the strongest, or the smartest, or even because he was loved by the gods. Yet this task was his and his alone all the same. Sometimes it just doesn't pay to be the most attractive one... One shot
Life in London can get plenty interesting when Sherlock Holmes is hot on the trail of the dastardly Moriarty. Things take a bizarre turn, however, when Holmes and Watson intervene in a most unusual assassination attempt on a strangely dressed young man.
Crossover - Star Wars & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,083 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/7/2006 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Sherlock Holmes - Complete
(AU) What do you do when a powerful group of criminals want you and your friends dead? Simple. Run like hell. Fight for your life. Trust only those closest to you. But sometimes, not even that approach can save you... InuKag, MirSan
It all began with an evil statue that switched their bodies. Now, physically weaker, Naruto has to cope with girlbonding and PMSing. That’s not nearly as bad as Inner Sakura and the ninetailed fox refusing to get along semipeacefully.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,887 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 2/22/2004 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
A journey of a thousand miles may start with a single step- but what happens if someone walks into you? Battousai the assassin gets transported to feudal Japan. The rest of his year isn't looking very good either. Rurouni Kenshin X Inuyasha (Complete)
shounen ai, yaoi, language, allusion to adult situations :: Sanzo is annoyed. Sanzo buys Goku a thesaurus. Goku learns some new words. Sanzo realizes his plans don't always turn out the way he wants them to.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,261 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/28/2004 - G. Sanzo, Goku S. - Complete
Kagome has remarkable talents and wants to be free of her confinement. Disguised as a boy, she joins a group of boys, who share a deep brotherhood, but hide deep secrets within. But, the throne is in danger along with the group's lives. Details inside.
Silly gag fic based on an idea I read from the original Xi You Ji . . . The written fic did not turn out as funny as the idea originally was. Implied yaoi. The usual warnings for swearing and Men Behaving Badly.