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I read, I review. That is the purpose of this account.

Inuyasha is my favorite anime. Of all time.


Whenever I work up enough courage to post something, I will- Sucks being my own worst critic...
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Wand and Shield by Morta's Priest reviews
The world is breaking; war and technology are pushing on the edge of the unbelievable, and S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately attempts to keep the peace. The soldier and the scientist are not the only lights that push back against the darkness, however; magic will encompass the world again as the last wizard makes himself known.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 239,116 - Reviews: 5498 - Favs: 8,229 - Follows: 9,561 - Updated: 7h ago - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
Broken by Batsutousai reviews
Dumbledore knew before Harry Potter came to Hogwarts what he needed the boy to do, and he knew exactly how to make him do it. A twist on the normal manipulative!Dumbledore story. LVHP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,511 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 1,501 - Follows: 1,934 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 10/2/2009 - [Harry P., Voldemort] - Complete
Harry Potter of Baker Street by Dayja reviews
Sherlock Holmes discovers family he never knew he had, and John Watson finds a child living in the cupboard. Crossover between BBC Sherlock and Harry Potter. NEW webcomic based off my story. See end notes of latest chapter for details.
Crossover - Sherlock & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,221 - Reviews: 1199 - Favs: 3,178 - Follows: 4,096 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W.
Prince of the Dark Kingdom by Mizuni-sama reviews
Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. Mentor ok VII Ch.6 Amelon's investigation comes to him, Snape bites off more than he can chew, Enid suspects, Remus and Sirius commiserate, and Voldemort reminds Harry he's a terrible, terrible man.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 145 - Words: 1,220,148 - Reviews: 9828 - Favs: 5,150 - Follows: 4,575 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Ocarina of Konoha by lackofname reviews
In a fictional forest, a blonde haired, blue eyed boy was about to become a hero. Unfortunately, said blue eyed blonde was off in Zelda: Majora's Mask. So the casting director plucked out his next choice... His name was Naruto Uzumaki.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 187,360 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Minimum Requirement by Lucillia reviews
A pair of shinobi come up with a rather novel way of shirking Naruto watching duty when one of them learns the minimum requirements for enrollment in Konoha's Ninja Academy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,828 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 824 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S., Kō H., Fugaku U.
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts - and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be. Spoilers for all books.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 205,387 - Reviews: 2753 - Favs: 6,255 - Follows: 7,103 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
Perfect Vision by Lethargy reviews
Once upon a time, Sasuke screwed up. Or rather, life screwed him up, and turned him into a vengeful, arrogant, cold-blooded bastard that ended up betraying friends, killing teachers, and destroying his village. Until Itachi's reset button, at least. [Time Travel!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,118 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 125,793 - Reviews: 2368 - Favs: 4,952 - Follows: 6,100 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P.
The Angel's War by TheAngelsHaveThePhoneBox reviews
SEQUEL TO THAT WHICH HOLDS THE IMAGE. Life. All normal and stuff. With jobs and houses and boring-y, woring-y things like that. Normality, as Harry Potter realises, does not attract mad men in little blue boxes, so any hope of seeing his old friend the Doctor again is pretty slim. But then Ginny Weasley notices the sky is falling, and everything goes completely to hell.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,979 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 793 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013 - 11th Doctor, Harry P.
Antithesis by SweetChi reviews
Coruscant's industrial zone has a lot of interesting sights - extra large spider roaches, fat crime lords, feral droids... But Obi-Wan finds none of those as interesting as its newest addition - The Slayer.
Crossover - Star Wars & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,863 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 5/2/2013
Nihilism by LilaKatze reviews
He could not see the heart. It did not exist. That much he was sure of. But who was the pale, black-winged man who appeared in his dreams? And why did he want Harry to find a girl whose life was completely separate from his own? T for later violence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,372 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 998 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Harry P., Ulquiorra
The Prince That Was Promised by cxjenious reviews
He remembered being Harry Potter. He dreams of it. He dreams of the Great Other too, a creature borne of ice and death with eyes red as blood and an army of cold, dead things. He is only the 2nd son of the King, a spare, but that changes when things rather left in the dark come to light and Westeros is torn asunder by treachery and ambition. Winter is coming... but magic is might.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 94,716 - Reviews: 1573 - Favs: 3,568 - Follows: 3,881 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Harry P.
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,296 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2008
Gravesong: Requiem by CareOtters reviews
In order to become the Master of Death, Harry Potter must first master the dead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,987 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Creative Writing by TouchofPixieDust reviews
Once again, the evils of school wreaks havok with poor Inuyasha. A series of stand alone chapters. Assignment 29: "They want to catch her in a lie so they can punish her!" His fists thumped against the branch he was sitting on, raining leaves upon them. "I ain't gonna let that happen!"
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 82,846 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
From His Excerpts by Phoenyxx reviews
Kakashi Hatake and his excerpts of the wizarding world. Hogwarts, ministry politics, Mangekyou Sharingan and...sparking school spirit? "Don't take me as alien! I know your politics." The wizards shared a look. "Alien as foreigner. Here. The-saurus says."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,962 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 1,457 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Kakashi H.
Airship Down and the Mountains of Madness by Keith B. Real reviews
Sokka, wanting to hit the Fire Nation back for what they did to Aang at Ba Sing Se, takes down one of their prototype airships over the south pole. Problem is he takes himself down with it, and finds himself stranded in the middle of a frozen wasteland with his least favorite person, Princess Azula. Starvation and cold eventually become the least of their worries.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 57,447 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Sokka, Azula - Complete
Terrorism & Anarchy by VarianN reviews
Cloud's first thought on waking in the Shinra training grounds..."Where's the hidden camera?". What is one supposed to do when they find themselves inexplicably in the past? Become a terrorist four years early, of course. And look up a few old friends.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,961 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 2,105 - Follows: 2,181 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Cloud S., Zack F.
Big Fish, Tiny Pond by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
In the aftermath of Pein's attack on Konoha, Naruto is given a task vital to his village's safety. His mission: Beat the chuunin exam in Kirigakure like a rented mule. Like it owed him money. Like he wanted revenge.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,814 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 868 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Naruto U., Karui
Building Bridges by Melethril reviews
Harry was proclaimed dead when he was two years old and ended up in an orphanage. But that was only the beginning of his journey. While trying to find his place in the world of magic, he never forgets those whom he views as family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 182,447 - Reviews: 2443 - Favs: 4,281 - Follows: 4,912 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Harry P.
160 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Cliodhna reviews
160 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Ten new tales including 'I will not refer to Hagrid as the BFG, even if I think he secretly likes it,' and 'I will not pay Peeves to rewrite the school song.' R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,306 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Fred W., George W.
Against the Odds by PolarPanther reviews
Who would have thought that Harry Potter had living relatives other than the Durselys? Living relatives he could actually get along with, and were just as odd as he was!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 109,019 - Reviews: 1435 - Favs: 3,011 - Follows: 3,466 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Naruto Ficlets by Asuka Kureru reviews
Short,unrelated stories.Gen, crack pairings.Varying ratings. So far NaruShika,HinaKure,Gai'n'Lee gen,NaruIta, NaruSasu,Tsunade gen,NaruSaku,NejiNaru,NaruSasu,Team7,SaiVSSasu,ItaNejiSasu,NaruKiba, Kakashi gen,NaruIno,AsuKaka,ItaSasu,NaruHina...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 27,190 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Via Media by DeGlace reviews
"I bet you're a vegetarian," said Temari, and she plucked at a nearby plant. "Here's a leaf for you, try not to choke." It all went downhill from there... One road. Two bunkhouses. Three weeks of border patrol. Neji x Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,538 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Neji H., Temari - Complete
Clockwork by HoistTheColours reviews
Upon stumbling into an abandoned apartment building, the Joker encounters a little girl.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,314 - Reviews: 1562 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Joker - Complete
Mandragora by NothingPretentious reviews
Consider the curiously humanoid mandrake root, or mandragora. It is hideously ugly, deadly dangerous, and a powerful restorative. Why would anything else matter? * * A tale of horror. Please review. * *
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/23/2012 - P. Sprout - Complete
Butterfly Effect by Kiraya reviews
Cowrite with Bard Linn; AU, ensemble, m/f m/m f/f. When a little blond boy awakens an old Turk from his long sleep, no one could've guessed how things would change. CH.52: "To the limitless future." COMPLETE
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 299,172 - Reviews: 1451 - Favs: 1,933 - Follows: 1,338 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Cloud S. - Complete
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1783 - Favs: 1,880 - Follows: 912 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
One Small Kindness by DigitalTart reviews
Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,569 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 2,362 - Follows: 862 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Xerosis by Batsutousai reviews
Harry's world ends at the hands of those he'd once fought to save. An adult-Harry goes back to his younger self fic. Semi-super!Harry, Voldemort/Harry, SLASH-for the idiots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 145,018 - Reviews: 1991 - Favs: 4,276 - Follows: 2,224 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Passing Fancy by firefly reviews
When an experimental surgery to curb Mileena's homicidal tendencies goes awry, Shang Tsung and Kitana are left to deal with her sudden infatuation with a certain Netherrealm spectre. Mileena. Scorpion. Crackfic.
Mortal Kombat - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,201 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Mileena, Scorpion
Ce La Vie by Anora-the-Dreamer reviews
The attempts to capture Methuselah keep getting weirder, as do the conversations. And through the odd misunderstandings our favorite pair gets steadily closer...
Immortal Rain - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 12/19/2005
Fortunate Son by Call-me-Cassandra reviews
"It is not unusual for one child in a family to be singled out for abuse and neglect. Often the other children in the household even participate in the abuse of the scapegoat." Dudley Dursley looks back on his childhood. Some things are a lot clearer now.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,564 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 1,016 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Dudley D., Harry P.
The Seal of Legion by Syroc reviews
A slight alteration in the preliminary fights of the Chuunin Exams has dire consequences for Naruto and Ino. One shot, no romance. A response to a challenge posed by Vaanarash.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,064 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 84 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Sole Survivor by Voice of the Nephilim reviews
A plague has swept across Britain, wiping out the Muggle population. Ignorant of his heritage and the magical world, a ten year-old Harry Potter is left to fend for himself against two factions, each plotting and conspiring to find him before the other.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,348 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 170 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Retsu's Folly by nuhuh reviews
It all goes wrong when Dumbledore gives Harry the choice to go back and fight Voldemort or move on. Harry is taken before he can make that choice and is thrown in an unexpected afterlife. Now he is on a mission to fight his way back to his own world.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 95,533 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 2,160 - Follows: 2,142 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Harry P., R. Unohana
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 2,171 - Follows: 1,917 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
Harry Potter and the Assassin's Creed by Grinning Lizard reviews
An object in the Dept of Mysteries sends Harry 800 years into the past... an adventure of Crusaders, Assassins, Warlocks and Conspiracy, because there's more to saving the world than killing a Dark Lord. HPxAC TimeTravel. Violent.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 49,105 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Harry P.
the Secret of Slytherin by Kirinin reviews
Amidst misconceptions and reconciliation, the lines that separate the Wizarding World will be destroyed. Enemies will serve one another as friendships are tested and forged. But first, the Sorting Hat has a message for Hogwarts... 1st in Kindred Powers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 52 - Words: 194,942 - Reviews: 1709 - Favs: 1,338 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Kunoichi in the City by Istoria reviews
Female only teams would improve the selfesteem of all involved, right? Well, that's what Sakura thought at least. But when she finds herself in charge of one, she learns that her esteem isn't in trouble, it's her sanity. Alternate Reality
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,287 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 1/21/2006
Left Turn at Albuquerque by Minnionette reviews
Naruto crossover. There’s a reason why Itachi should never be allowed to read maps. Dr. Nii hires the Akatsuki to fetch a scroll. Hidan receives a divine mission from Jashin, although it's just Kanzeon Bosatsu meddling again. Tobi finds a friend in Goku.
Crossover - Saiyuki & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,280 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 12/18/2007 - G. Sanzo, Hidan
Uneasy coexistence by DeGlace reviews
One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,092 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Kisame H., Sakura H.
Unscathed by aimdiscord reviews
According to the doctors, sleep meant coma, and coma meant death. But secretly, Kagome knew they were worried over nothing. The truth was that she had already died once - She remembered that much.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,051 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Kagome H., Naraku
Sibling Revelry by frodogenic reviews
After Bespin and before Endor, Darth Vader is shocked to discover that Luke and Leia are twins. He's even more shocked when Imperial Intelligence reports that Organa and Skywalker are, erm, a tad closer than previously suspected. Humor, mild AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,524 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Sticks in a Bundle by 1917farmgirl reviews
“Sticks in a bundle are unbreakable.” - Kenyan Proverb - When Fred and George decide to visit Harry at the Dursleys the summer after OofP, they find something shocking, something that drastically alters the course of events.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,116 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 936 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009
Three Wizards by poufellyanah reviews
Young Albus Dumbledore, in desperate need of a proper friend, devises a spell to bring powerful wizards to him—only, he just might have been a tad overzealous. Result: the temporal displacement of Harry Potter and Tom Riddle to the year 1912.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,501 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Albus D., Harry P.
Redivivus by Silver Pard reviews
The most important thing Ryuk learned watching Light Yagami was how to follow the rules to the letter and still break them.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,780 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 1,584 - Follows: 1,417 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Light Y., L
Inevitable by forthright reviews
My InuKag drabble and oneshot collection. NEWEST: 'Attachment' Inuyasha is living in the past, but the future is closer than he knows.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,662 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by Big D on a Diet reviews
An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 2,232 - Follows: 1,776 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
Rewrite by justaminuet reviews
L x Misa. A moment in time. A chance meeting. Fate turned upside down.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 88,723 - Reviews: 1857 - Favs: 1,457 - Follows: 1,119 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 10/29/2006 - L, Misa A.
Lucky Shot by aimdiscord reviews
Kagome’s eyeglasses. Sesshoumaru’s curiosity. A story in which many things are explained about the series Inuyasha... or not. /SessKag, CU/ Awards: Third Place for "Best Kagome Portayal" in 2nd Qtr. 2008, Dokuga awards! Thank you, whoever nominated me!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 75,246 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
Forms by Hatteress reviews
When Dawn sacrifices herself to save the world, she ends up anywhere but heaven. Think dwarves and elves and orcs OH MY! Dawn/Legolas
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 101,837 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 5/9/2003 - Dawn S., Legolas
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1241 - Favs: 1,317 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
The Horse by Elsa2 reviews
Looking after a Muggle animal should be easy compared to saving Hogwarts from Voldemort. Harry and Draco might disagree with that. Featuring Luna, Marauders, peppermints and, of course, a tall, black, badtempered horse named Simon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 101 - Words: 576,305 - Reviews: 1437 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 3/22/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Tainted White by Shire.Conspire reviews
She had fallen for the darkness...and it had consumed her in lies...now she'll discover someone who was there all along...and her world will be tainted white...SatoshiRisa
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 112,646 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Satoshi H., Risa H.
mischief's cracktastic shorts by mischief maker 2.0 reviews
A series of drabbles that the brain demands I dump somewhere. XD All genres including het, yaoi, and yuri. Each drabble has it's own warnings. Crack pairings extremely likely. Unless stated otherwise, characters are at least 20.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 15,776 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Of Gods And Men by RogueMoon reviews
SG-1 investigates the possibility of a Gao'uld still living on earth. A Stargate SG-1/Yu-Gi-Oh! crossover. Rating for language and some references to less than pg-13 situations. Chapter 8 now up!
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,976 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 6/30/2004
Searching for Disaster by Shadow Rebirth reviews
ABANDONED. Owls, cauldrons, and pointed hats? Harry Potter was not amused. And he still wasn't entirely sure that his human trafficking theory had been wrong. Warning! Features a very cynical Harry. [AU, no pairings.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,849 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 2,311 - Follows: 2,624 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P.
The Need To Know by Pen Against Sword reviews
When Yuffie meets Axel, neither of them know what keeps them coming back to each other. The situation will not get any less complicated when Axel dies. But things aren't quite what they seem, even in death, as Yuffie will soon discover. -Canon-compliant-
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 101,346 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Yuffie K., Axel - Complete
Harry Potter and the Orange Alien by Elaienar reviews
There are plenty of things Harry Potter has experience in dealing with. Dark Lords are one, and so are Death Eaters, Dementors, and homicidal tea-sets. Hyper inter-dimensional travellers in orange jackets, however, are NOT. Pre-epilogue.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,928 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
The Law of the Jungle by Roozette reviews
Everyone knows the law of the jungle. NEVER come between a lioness and her cub. Not even death will prevent Lily Potter from keeping her child safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,888 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Lily Evans P., Harry P.
Yes, but by aestel reviews
An irreverent, but in character parody of the MLC where Snape and Tonks show the Wizarding World what they think about arranged marriages. Nominated for the Multifaceted Awards Round Four in the Laughter and Pride categories! AU since HBP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,040 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 11/30/2004 - Severus S., N. Tonks
Euphemisms by Nymbis reviews
Short stories about Sai, Sakura, and their strange attempts at bonding. Eleven: Sai throws a jealous rampage, or at least he thinks he does.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,425 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Sai, Sakura H.
Ad Nauseam by Minnionette reviews
Since Harry didn’t succeed the first time, he goes back into the past to fix his mistakes again. And again, and again. Too bad no one explained that first time how Voldemort tagging along was just the Universe keeping things fair and balanced.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 123 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 7578 - Favs: 6,221 - Follows: 3,720 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Crimson Hand by Zephyrus-Prime reviews
More often than not, a hero’s most epic battle is the one you never see. It’s the battle that goes on within him or herself. Not all of these battles are won. But neither are they all lost. A crossover with Marvel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,958 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Naruto U.
Six Years, Six Applicants by Sarah1281 reviews
Chronicling Dumbledore's never-ending and sometimes desperate attempts to fill the Defense Against the Dark Arts postion with anyone but Snape and Snape's persistent attempts to land the job anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
Spying no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,511 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 2,751 - Follows: 1,333 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
In Theory by nimblnymph reviews
For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. Sai was about to learn that this theory applied to more than just physics. And that putting theory into practice sometimes gave unexpected results. SaiSaku. Eventual lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,800 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 55 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Sai, Sakura H.
Of Gods by kateydidnt reviews
Immediately post Journey's End. The Doctor has a very strange visitor in the TARDIS. Crossover with Star Trek: TNG
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 59 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Q, 10th Doctor
Utter Nonsense by Angela and MiniMix reviews
L, a cake eating rabbit. Near, a butterfly, Misa a tantrum-throwing Queen, and Mello the quite mad March Hare. Light, in the midst of it all, wondering why the hell he's now wearing a dress. Sometimes nonsense made more than sense than usual.
Crossover - Alice in Wonderland & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,717 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Light Y. - Complete
Mortuary Mixup by Sayaka-sama reviews
All in all, Ino was bound for a stiff and miserable occasion until he nearly destroyed the wall of the funeral home. Hidan Ino crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Hidan, Ino Y. - Complete
Strawberry by Lady Salazar reviews
Ichigo dances in between sanity and survival, Rukia faces execution and old grief, and friends rush to save them, while help appears in unexpected quarters and conspiracy piles upon conspiracy. AU, fem!Ichigo, SS arc.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,795 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Ichigo K.
A Different Type of Artificial by Lady Salazar reviews
Kurotsuchi wasn't the only one to experiment, and Urahara wasn't the only one to succeed. Aizen, however, was the only one to work miracles. AU, Ichigo centric.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,599 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Ichigo K.
Godsent, Regrettably by SilverKnight reviews
Some people just can't catch a break in life. For Sephiroth, it seems that breaks come as rarely as haircuts, as he's chosen by the Planet to redeeem himself for his past transgressions - whether he actually WANTS to or not. Rejoice.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,200 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Sephiroth, Aerith G.
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1836 - Favs: 2,099 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
The WorldSaving Properties of Hot Threesome Sex by opalish reviews
Harry's straight, he really is. Unfortunately, no one believes it but him. HarryLunaBlaise crackfic AHOY.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 66 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
What If the world turned its head sideways by hybrid2 reviews
Based on the question of what would happen if Harry had met the twins in Diagon Alley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 244,376 - Reviews: 1978 - Favs: 2,409 - Follows: 1,874 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Magnetized by Aelibia reviews
A lab experiment goes wrong, leaving Sakura a sex-crazed fiend. Determined to find a cure, she stalks the Akatsuki HQ looking for a way to alleviate her unexpected problem. Beware this plotless filth, oh innocent browser. Your life will never be the same.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,365 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
On The Importance Of Proper Underwear by incandescens reviews
Because you never know when you're going to be the victim of an involuntary sex change. Ichigo and Rukia.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Two Heads Are Better Than One by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,097 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 191 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 1,788 - Follows: 154 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
The Sweetest Victory by mischief maker 2.0 reviews
Sakura bets her teammates can't best her in genjutsu, and naturally, things get out of hand. slight NaruSakuSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,544 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Independence Day in the People's Republic of Zack by Ardwynna Morrigu reviews
O Beautiful, for violet eyes, for dark hair wild as grass. For sculpted muscles of the back above that perfect...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,840 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Zack F. - Complete
Fathers of the Year by opalish reviews
Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 61 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Naming the Enemy by XD reviews
With friends - and family, like Sephiroth, who needs enemies? Not Cloud, that's for sure.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,108 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
Just A Scene by wee-me reviews
Studying is hard enough without a Goblin King around. Poor Sarah. A drabble scene of a vaguely amusing nature.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
Dark Respite by Omagic reviews
A Noir story of HP ass kickery cooked to perfection and served over a savory blend of snarky humor. Before sending Harry to the afterlife, Voldemort told him he'd write the book on worse things than death with him. Harry's back to write the epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 107,557 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Harry P., Salazar S.
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 1,944 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Grand Cross by swasdiva reviews
Sometimes love is spun with the darkest threads. Kagome weaves a cocoon. Inuyasha x BloodPlus Crossover - Naraku/Kagome
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,046 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Kagome H., Naraku - Complete
Sighs of the Neglected Flower by nuhuh reviews
What if Voldemort complied with Snape's wish on Halloween 1981? What if the Harry we know used the Resurrection Stone at the same time as a heart broken Lily? Two different eras, two different realities...Post DH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,102 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Harry P., Lily Evans P.
Naruto: Altered History by Geor-sama reviews
Meet Uzumaki Naruto, the number one prankster ninja. He lives in Konoha...and has a dark secert so large that NOBODY knows, not even Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 323,140 - Reviews: 2190 - Favs: 3,522 - Follows: 1,906 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Keep Jogging by mystic-angel1 reviews
Caught in her musings of a spring day, Yuffie looks over to see a neighbour she's never met before. He's nervous and strange, but Yuffie can't argue with his beautiful logic. --Yuffie and Riku centric. AU.--
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Yuffie K., Riku - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 4,514 - Follows: 426 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
All Your Base Are Belong to Us by Jukebox Hound reviews
[KH xover.Parody.] Cloud and Leon thought the destruction of their worlds was bad, but then, they'd never been drafted to teach Defense to Senseless English Wizarding Children by one Cunning Old Headmaster Who Should Be Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,634 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007
Sirius Black Is Confident of His Seduction Prowess by Jack Of Some Trades reviews
Someone with an excess of hair taking a hair growth potion can lead to disastrous and hilarious consequences. One can only imagine what taking a Confidence Potion would do to someone like Sirius Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
Phallic Confusion by Diamond Mask reviews
In which Sai makes a new friend and Suigetsu learns that he must have a small penis. Suigetsu x Sai non-yaoi. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Suigetsu H., Sai - Complete
The Imprint by MogtheGnome reviews
What would happen if Naruto was in the wrong place at the wrong time? What if Itachi decided that he needed another failsafe to measure his potential besides Sasuke? Maybe it wasn't his sharingan that made him so strong... What if it was just him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,096 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 7/14/2007
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
The Fluff by Inuyasha4eva reviews
Something's been living under Kagome's couch. And what's this? Sesshomaru is king of the Dust Bunnies? SessKag
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,089 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
The Man With No Name by Frostfyre7 reviews
He hadn't really counted on getting into a pub brawl over the color of his coat on some speck of a planet, or signing up with a crew of petty criminals. Still, he'd always wondered what really happened to those Lost Colonists from Earth...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,986 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 2,015 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - 10th Doctor - Complete
The Survivor, the Hungry, and the Lost by notesonlife reviews
A survivor left behind by her teammates, a passionate boy with a hunger for power and love, and a child fears death for them. [Sannin centric][1. Tsunade has kissed both her teammates and vows never to do it again.][15 Little Reasons]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,460 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S.
Escape From Akatsuki Castle by Ninjagrrl reviews
Sakura, Sai and Akatsuki centric crack fic. Akatsuki are getting just a bit sick of finding pink haired medic nins chained up in their dungeons, not that anyone ever asks their opinion. And things only get weirder when Sai shows up to the rescue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,877 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 6934 - Favs: 5,140 - Follows: 2,087 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Rewind by Just A Starving Writer reviews
Everyone knows that if first you don't succeed, try try again. Death NoteInuyasha Crossover.
Anime X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,515 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 44 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Complete
Alternate Potterverse by The Itch reviews
Questions have been posed. Would you care to see the answers? [The Itch's Drabble Series newest drabble: The Cold Case of Harry Potter]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,401 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 4/12/2005
The World's Worst Rescuers by Marching Madly Onward reviews
Outnumbered, outgunned, and deep in enemy territory, Ichigo and his friends are in dire straights. Fortunately, the cavalry arrives just in the nick of time. Too bad the cavalry is completely insane. [CRACK fic]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/6/2007 - K. Zaraki, Mayuri K. - Complete
A Sarcastic Git's Golden Rules at Hogwarts by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Hogwarts has a Sarcastic Little Git inside it’s walls. That Sarcastic Little Git is deeply disgruntled. In an effort to strike out against those who annoy him [read:everybody], he is posting mocking and vaguely offensive “Guidelines” on the notice boards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,607 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Theodore N.
Natural Troublemakers by randomsomeone reviews
Naruto decides to show Gaara how to have fun in a normal way—but when Naruto’s idea of “normal” fun catches Sakura in the crossfire, things get a little crazy. NaruGaaSaku, OT3, heavyduty crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Fear of the Dark by Dark Hope Assassin reviews
Ino had always wondered why people feared the dark. At twenty two, she still didn't know why they did. All that mattered was she did as well. And it would soon consume her and there was nothing anyone could do about it… so she'd thought. [NaruIno]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 42,066 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 10/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Ino Y., Naruto U.
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 69 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
The Wizard of Gotham by Skysaber reviews
After failing to cheat Bruce Wayne on a deal for drills, Vernon Dursley takes his frustrations out on Harry Potter, by abandoning him in Gotham City.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,626 - Reviews: 1734 - Favs: 2,152 - Follows: 2,483 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 4/26/2007
Arms Away by Amara Anon reviews
For Sesshomaru, getting his arm back should have been great, but something is very, very wrong with it... Crack!fic. Oneshot.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Sesshomaru - Complete
A Most Dangerous Game by Experimental reviews
It's kill or be killed when the host club and friends are kidnapped to a deserted island. Friendships will be tried, alliances reformed, and rivalries exploited as they struggle to survive a deadly round of capture the flag.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 60,791 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Complete
Hot Blooded by Quillslinger reviews
Xigbar's feral, Luxord's inscrutable, Axel's a ratbastard, and Demyx — he's just trying to stay alive. One panic attack at a time. Light Xigbar/Demyx, heavy shenanigans.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,739 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Demyx, Xigbar - Complete
Harry Potter's Life Lessons by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,772 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 2,481 - Follows: 439 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Given Enough Time by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Having lost a precious person to the Akatsuki, Uzumaki Naruto plans to take them down, but how?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 114 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Bad Dog, No Biscuit by Lotos-Eater reviews
Or, Inuzuka Kiba’s Even Longer Day. Kiba is not quite the player he thinks he is. Will there be anyone to appreciate his animal magnetism and rugged charm? [KibaEveryone ftw, NejiTen for the bonus win]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,194 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Kiba I. - Complete
D Does Dimensions Alternate by aquadulcis reviews
Crossover between the Hellsing manga and Vampire Hunter D novels. In which a vampire becomes inebriated, a goose is Catholic, DRBs make a mess and D finds out where Dracula went after all these years.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,922 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/21/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Complete
Sharing is Caring by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasuSakuHinaKaka? joke ficlet. 'This is a threesome, Uzumaki, not a walk in harem' Sasuke doesn't mind sharing Naruto and Sakura, but they never said anything about Hinata. Humor, mentions of yaoi, yuri and het, oneshot, COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Damage Control by Shinigami no Seishi reviews
[SasuNaru] Hinageshi's mistake means Naruto gets another shot at life. Yuusuke attempts to help. The others come along for the ride. YYH crossover. (No really. I'm serious.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,973 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 7/4/2004
Why Mourn We Not in Blood by Chaotic Demon reviews
It takes more than a mindset to create a villian. A series of one shots delving into the minds and origins of the villians of Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007
Unexpected Guests by Asuka Kureru reviews
Gen, fluff. It's snowing and Kakashi is determined to spend his vacation day alone and not!brooding. Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura disagree. Post hypothetical end of manga, might be some vague spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Red Blossom by Yamisui reviews
After Orochimaru's attack on Konoha, Kakashi's team embarks on a Wave Country mission, risking war with the Mist Ninja. There Naruto and his friends must face Shinkuhana...an assassin's jutsu that brings instant death to both its victim AND its wielder...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 84,032 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 10/10/2004 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Adrenaline by Baka Neko reviews
Satoshi Hiwatari has a stalker. I mean, a young female admirer.
D N Angel - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Complete
Thy Soul of Sin by scelerus animus reviews
[Complete] She remembers not her past or her name. Only painful flashes of gold eyes she cannot trust any longer and sinful scarlet eyes she has never trusted. Yet her savior's eyes...the sinful scarlet red of blood, so deceiving, so addictive. [NarKag]
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,876 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 9/30/2004 - Kagome H., Naraku - Complete
I Love The Sound of You Walking Away by Quillslinger reviews
Look out, Konoha. Yamanaka Ino is on the rebound. Ino-centric, het and yuri.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,916 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Down the Trodden Path of Destruction by Hitokiri-san reviews
Companion piece to Kill or be Killed. Despite Mustang's best effort to prevent the inevitable, Edward faces both spiritual and physical destruction in the war against Drachma.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,756 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Rosemary's Baby by CaideSin reviews
Phylloid. [AxelMarluxiaVexen, MarluxiaLarxene, MarluxiaXigbar][antimpreg, squick][yaoi, crack]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Marluxia - Complete
Nightmare by D-chan reviews
strong language :: There is only so much of Sanzo one can accept.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2007 - G. Sanzo, Goku S. - Complete
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2125 - Favs: 3,195 - Follows: 2,814 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
Notorious Scoundrel by peroxidepest17 reviews
Ichigo has all the traits that girls love. No really.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
And They Lived Happily Ever After by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Prisoners, towers, witches, really long hair, and a lot of shampoo... all relatively normal occurrences. But seriously, what sort of fairytale begins with ‘And they lived happily ever after? This one. The story of Rapunzel will never be the same again.
Chrono Crusade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,026 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/22/2006 - Published: 2/5/2005 - Complete
Don't Worry, I Told Them You're Not A Girl by Kyra Rivers reviews
The moral of this story is not that gender doesn't matter. Rather, it's about how Akira was bored, and if her classmates wanted her to help search for the mysterious crossdressing girl they'd heard about, who was she to argue? [AkiraxTakumi]
Mai HiME - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,681 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 10/7/2006
Splash! by Keiran reviews
Another day, another location, another overenthusiastic band of demons to dispatch. The Sanzo party wished life was always that simple. Well, maybe it would, if they finally learned to pick their battlefields more carefully.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,705 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Complete
Ten Extremely Unimportant Facts About The Yondaime by Lisse reviews
Everyone assumes he's going to be the team medic. Until he kills his first enemy, he agrees with them.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Minato N. - Complete
Strangers in a Strange Land by Gigabomb reviews
Naruto x Harry Potter crossover. This is what happens when Orochimaru takes the concept of learning every jutsu in the world far too literally and the Sound Five pay the price. So does Hogwarts.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,567 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Ron W., Kidomaru
Yaoi? by nimblnymph reviews
Why does EVERYONE think the Saiyuki boys are into yaoi? Read and find out! Episode 19, a request from Crimson1! Thanks very much!
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,369 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 10/19/2005
The Idiot's Guide to Rescue Situations by afrai reviews
Renji's had better days. IRR, AU.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Renji A. - Complete
The Hole In The Wall by Cella N reviews
Sakura is finally free, finally independant, finally living one her own. If only Naruto hadn't blown a hole in her bathroom wall. SAKURA. NARUTO. SASUKE. KAKASHI. OTHERS. This is where you laugh at life. AU. Verily.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,290 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Sakura H.
Inuyasha: The Sith Hits the Fan by Amara Anon reviews
[Star Wars x Inuyasha Crossover] What do you do when your future Sith lord turns out to be a whiny emo brat? Travel to Feudal Japan and find his replacement of course! Could there be a Darth Inuyasha in the midst?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Weaponry by desolate butterfly reviews
[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 125 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Growing Pains by desolate butterfly reviews
[crackfic, Team Seveness] How puberty defeated Team Seven.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Inspiring Fear by Keiran reviews
Goku is not a fearsome creature. He is strong, he is an incredible fighter, but he does not inspire fear. However, no one ever said he couldn't...
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Goku S., G. Sanzo - Complete
Shadow Puppets by Empatheia reviews
[Zangetsu] What does Zangetsu get up to while Ichigo's not using him to bash merry hell out of the bad guys [and good guys]? Well, lots of stuff! Like singing!
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Zangetsu - Complete
HPParody by Shezza reviews
Here’s a Harry that… has normal male nightmares, wasn’t abused by his Uncle, can’t cook, hates being called ‘pup’, did NOT try to commit suicide, doesn’t stutter when Sirius is mentioned, sure as hell isn’t the Heir to the founders and Merlin, doesn’t ow
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,826 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 147 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Harry P.
Creating A Family by Saro reviews
Uchiha Itachi takes the necessary steps to make the clan he always wanted.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Night of the Vampire by incandescens reviews
Extremely nonserious piece involving vampires. Set vaguely after the Soul Society arc. Now complete.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,605 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Complete
Kakashi's Lesson by Lady Jaye1 reviews
With a little help from Team Gai, Team 7 teaches Kakashi a lesson on the consequences of being late.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 103 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Harry Potter crack ficlets by Asuka Kureru reviews
Collection of short stories, scenes, snippets, featuring Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi at Hogwarts. Warning: utter crack. This is NOT A REAL STORY but a dozen small stories. It's also AS COMPLETE AS IT WILL EVER BE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,377 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Hindsight by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
[Neji x Tenten] Sasuke and Tenten, on a date? Neji is not happy, not in the least. And of course, it's all Naruto's fault. No, really. It is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,225 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Blondes Have More Fun by Tirya King reviews
[Non Yaoi] He was chosen not because he was the strongest, or the smartest, or even because he was loved by the gods. Yet this task was his and his alone all the same. Sometimes it just doesn't pay to be the most attractive one... One shot
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Complete
Eligible by firefly reviews
Where Kuchiki Byakuya suddenly becomes the object of everyone's affections and Rukia and Renji try to avoid his overly inquisitive admirers.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,799 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Rukia K., Byakuya K. - Complete
Elementary, My Dear ObiWan by Frostfyre7 reviews
Life in London can get plenty interesting when Sherlock Holmes is hot on the trail of the dastardly Moriarty. Things take a bizarre turn, however, when Holmes and Watson intervene in a most unusual assassination attempt on a strangely dressed young man.
Crossover - Star Wars & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,083 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/7/2006 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Eek! by randomsomeone reviews
Terrible scariness! Absolute parody! Piles of crack! Everything about badfic emerges and runs rampant! I should've put it down as horror, too.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 61 - Words: 34,987 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/24/2005 - Published: 10/19/2004
Good Dog by FrameofMind reviews
Oneshot. Inuyasha’s being strangely...nice. But Kagome is about to discover that it is, in fact, possible to have too much of a good thing... InuKag
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,723 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/3/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
A Youkai and a Hanyou Walk Into a Bar by Lavender Valentine reviews
A collection of humorous ficlets and drabbles originally posted at the Inu Comedy club on LiveJournal. Pure snark, all of them.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/19/2005 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Complete
Smoke by iamzuul reviews
Gojyo is far too proficient at insinuations, and he knows it. [one shot]
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Complete
Amputee Smut by Seaouryou reviews
[Sesshoumaru x Kagome] Kagome was a really bad mother, Sesshoumaru decided. She was irrational, hysterical, and she wouldn’t even let him kill his own child.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
The Lies We Tell Ourselves by MatinaSnape reviews
Severus Snape had always found Albus' sanity questionable at best, Harry Potter's sixth year was enough to put Albus on St. Mungo's list of hopeless cases... unquestionably.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Severus S.
The War Against the Sues by schnouzi reviews
A multitude of Sues steps into Hogwarts. What awaits these poor dimwitted creatures? R&R, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,643 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/26/2005 - Published: 8/16/2005
Lovers and Killers by Emerald Ash reviews
(AU) What do you do when a powerful group of criminals want you and your friends dead? Simple. Run like hell. Fight for your life. Trust only those closest to you. But sometimes, not even that approach can save you... InuKag, MirSan
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 102,778 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/23/2005 - Published: 9/27/2004 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
How to Recognize an Uchiha by WolfPilot06 reviews
Naruto's guide to recognizing an Uchiha: from clothing to behavior to freaky bloodline limits, Naruto begs you to remember all these tips to help protect his virtue! Crackfic, SasuNaru, ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
What You Didn't Know About Sasuke by Cyberwolf reviews
And it will shock the whole world. Crackfic. :P
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 76 - Published: 7/28/2005
Crushed First by peroxidepest17 reviews
CRACK fic: Jiraiya hates that creepy bastard.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/17/2005
Harry Potter and the Battle of Wills by Jocelyn reviews
PostOOTP, Snape blows his cover as a spy to save Harry from Voldemort. To win the war, even those who loathe each other must unite, and many lessons are learned in the process. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 356,457 - Reviews: 5951 - Favs: 2,983 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Gryffindor Tried and True by Meercat reviews
[COMPLETE] Voldemort discovers Snape's role as a spy. Harry is dying. Severus Snape, Hermione Granger, and Neville Longbottom to the rescue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 57,339 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 2/2/2003 - Complete
The Hyuuga Persuasion by Silverlight reviews
Tenten learns the consequences of accidentally turning down a date from Neji.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,317 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/30/2005 - Published: 11/25/2004 - Complete
Crimes Committed by D-chan reviews
Homuracentric :: language, spoilers :: There is only one halfbreed who becomes entangled in the hypocrisies and loopholes of Heaven.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,489 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/29/2005 - Homura - Complete
Kill Me Now by fanartist reviews
SPOILERS if you have not read past Chapter 170! A reference to Star Wars with Crack!Speculations.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2005
Fairy Tales of the Unconventional by Seaouryou reviews
[Jaken x Rin, Part Two] Rin is suspicious. Jaken is a stud. Inuyasha isn’t being of any help. And the great lord Sesshoumaru has been reduced to a babysitter.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
The Breakroom by KarotsaMused reviews
The Sanzo-ikkou act within the world of fanfiction as best they can. This is where they go when they need a break. Fourth wall? What fourth wall?
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 85,981 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/26/2005 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Complete
Switched! by Minnionette reviews
It all began with an evil statue that switched their bodies. Now, physically weaker, Naruto has to cope with girlbonding and PMSing. That’s not nearly as bad as Inner Sakura and the ninetailed fox refusing to get along semipeacefully.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,887 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 2/22/2004 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
House Of Leaves by honeyblood reviews
[Part 1: Naruto-centric, spoilers upto chapter 244, AU] The mission to retrieve Sasuke goes horribly, horribly right.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,212 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/9/2005 - Published: 2/13/2005
Between a Rock and a Hard Place by DeLiRiOuS aka CAPTAIN obvious reviews
He is innocent of the crime, yet he is evil. Does Kagome defend the devil against pure souls, all because he did not commit this particular crime? The key to her past lies within the life of him...NK
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,887 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/3/2005 - Published: 6/3/2004 - Kagome H., Naraku
Still Life in Monochrome by kimi no vanilla reviews
Of Hatake Kakashi, and the things that can make a human being, or break them utterly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,691 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Kakashi H. - Complete
A Choice of Roads by Anaphalis reviews
A journey of a thousand miles may start with a single step- but what happens if someone walks into you? Battousai the assassin gets transported to feudal Japan. The rest of his year isn't looking very good either. Rurouni Kenshin X Inuyasha (Complete)
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,042 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/13/2005 - Published: 10/6/2004 - Kagome H. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2548 - Favs: 5,851 - Follows: 341 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Grandiose by D-chan reviews
shounen ai, yaoi, language, allusion to adult situations :: Sanzo is annoyed. Sanzo buys Goku a thesaurus. Goku learns some new words. Sanzo realizes his plans don't always turn out the way he wants them to.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,261 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/28/2004 - G. Sanzo, Goku S. - Complete
Treacherous Disguises by Myths and Legends reviews
Kagome has remarkable talents and wants to be free of her confinement. Disguised as a boy, she joins a group of boys, who share a deep brotherhood, but hide deep secrets within. But, the throne is in danger along with the group's lives. Details inside.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,228 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/11/2004 - Published: 9/5/2004 - Kagome H.
The New Defence Teacher by eternata reviews
Written for a drabble challenge - "Let me introduce this year's Defence Against The Dark Arts teacher. Class, this is Col. Mustang." Crossover with Harry Potter. I have no excuse.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 67 - Published: 6/5/2004
Getting Things On Schedule by incandescens reviews
Kanzeon Bosatsu has to make sure destiny happens on schedule. Well, more or less. Not particularly serious.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2004 - Kanzeon B. - Complete
Minutia by Veszelyite reviews
A Saiyuki short. People with valuable possessions should learn to take better care of them.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2004
A Few Minor Details by incandescens reviews
Kenren attempts to explain a minor incident to his superior officer.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2003
First Frost by Moonsheen reviews
In which it snows in Konoha and Naruto incites a revolt. Pay no attention to the brooding ninja in the background.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,623 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/15/2003
Origami Tales by Ariana Deralte reviews
The early life of Genjo Sanzo, in three parts. Warning: Contains humour. Complete
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,061 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/25/2003 - Published: 7/17/2003 - G. Sanzo, Komyou S. - Complete
How the Grinch Trolled Fanfictionnet by Ellcrys reviews
All the fans on liked fanfics a lot but the Grinch, who lurked websites and MLs, did not.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/25/2002 - Complete
Sentimental Journey by Agent Orange reviews
The crew finds themselves split up and ticked off on the holiest of nights. Can a holiday miracle save them? Heh. Not likely. Completed.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,386 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/12/2002 - Published: 12/2/2002 - Complete
Breaking Tradition by Mortalus reviews
When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 185 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Something in the Water . . . by Kanzeon reviews
Silly gag fic based on an idea I read from the original Xi You Ji . . . The written fic did not turn out as funny as the idea originally was. Implied yaoi. The usual warnings for swearing and Men Behaving Badly.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/10/2002
No-Shippers' Anthem by Rage Point reviews
This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 5/8/2001