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Joined 09-01-04, id: 664115, Profile Updated: 10-05-11
Author has written 2 stories for Jak and Daxter, and Harry Potter.

This is where you will find everything here (not semi-Automatic) but with better grammar and more smiley faces :P

Deviantart Account: www.Penslave.Deviantart.com

Hmm... So... What to say about myself that doesn't seem like a selfish ploy to make people think about me. I'm suppose to tell you a little about myself right? That's how these things work?

Well. I've been on this site for nearly five years now. I have an annoying tendency to rewrite things when I find mistakes. Uh, longest going story I have is Semi-Automatic, a really weird Harry Potter Jak and Daxter crossover that I somehow made work. I'm a avid Harry Potter fan, but find myself wrapped up in Dragon Age: Origins and Dragon Age 2.

I find guilty pleasure in reading GOOD fan fictions but would never tell anyone in RL that I read such things. (Hmm, oh that link right there? uh - let me just click this off here...) I'm an artist, but I could stand to do better work. I write, draw, (occasionally sing in the shower like a nerd) and geek out over things.

/Favorite Characters/

Dragon Age Origins: Zevran and Alistair

The spanish elf assassin and the virgin Templar - NOT AS A PAIR. Alistair/Warden romance all the way.

Dragon Age 2: FemHawke, Varric, and Fenris

FHawke's voice acting is hilarious, Varric is just an amazing dwarf, and everyone loves an angsty elf that glows.

Jak and Daxter: Daxter and Errol

The comical one-liner guy and the one you want to shoot in the face, but are ashamed you like

Harry Potter: Sirius

Dude can turn into a dog. Insta-awesome points there.

UPDATE 10/05/11

I'm not usually one for updates on a profile page, but LOOKY SEMI-AUTOMATIC HAS A TITLE CARD WOOOOOOT

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Insomnia by tikitikirevenge reviews
Sun-dappled glades, ash-coated worlds: a retelling of Majora's Mask.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 197,587 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Link, Tatl
In Between Reality by sawiuk reviews
A lonely university student is pulled out of his world and finds himself in the story he'd always dreamt of being in. Stuck in a 9 year old Dudley's body his existence changes everything and he finds that dreams can become nightmares. AU OC-pov
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 126,185 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Dudley D., Harry P.
Growing Up Black by Elvendork Nigellus reviews
What if Harry had been rescued from the Dursleys at age six and raised as the heir of the Noble and Most Ancient, etc.? This is the story of Aries Sirius Black. AU. Part I complete. Part II in progress.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 69 - Words: 234,225 - Reviews: 4260 - Favs: 5,682 - Follows: 5,823 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Nobody's Side by Fishyicon reviews
Jak was the hero and martyr of the Underground, held in high regards - by all but me. I simply wanted to see that monster killed, and preferably by my hand. Perhaps I shared the occasional trait with my older brother after all. . . .
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,619 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Erol
The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 5930 - Favs: 6,441 - Follows: 3,507 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Fate Of Wolves by gamerchic reviews
Fenris is a slave in Danarius' household. This is a story of Fenris' fight for freedom, not only for his freedom but for the freedom of a woman who will one day change the tides of Thedas and truly set him free.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 124,398 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
The Only Exception by Riverdancekat09 reviews
Something shifts within the abandoned slaver caves, and Cassidy Hawke can only hope she holds her balance. It definitely won't be easy... Set during Act II, major spoilers.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,349 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Hawke (M), Fenris - Complete
A Threat Unseen by InjaMorgan reviews
The Master, the Doctor: The last two Timelords are travelling the universe, discovering and saving worlds … everything seems fine … isn't it? Sequel to my "Two Sides of the Same Coin"
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,298 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 5/28/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master
Remus makes a stand by EbonyWing reviews
Marauder Era. What if something happened to make Remus Lupin defy expectations and become friends with Severus Snape? How would history be changed? AU Friendship only. Death-Eaters, Animagi and pranks abound! *COMPLETE!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,099 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Marauders, Severus S. - Complete
Mirror, Mirror by BlackHawk13 reviews
What happens when Ron Weasley find himself in a parallel universe where Harry Potter became a Slytherin? Set in 5th year circa Order of the Phoenix .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 205,561 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G.
When The Future Died by SpikyStar reviews
He controlled the elements, it wasn't enough. He was the powerful light wizard, but Voldemort was winning. Fate sent him back. No Slash please read, future Harry going back in time! Slight AU- Retains older body. fifth year Grammer fixed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 155,275 - Reviews: 1438 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 1,599 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Harry P.
Riddle's Legacy by GenvieveWoolf reviews
Miraculously, the boy hesitated. Realizing what was at stake, Tom dropped the wand and fell to his knees. "Don't do it!" The next words came very hard. "Please, don't kill me." What might have happened if Harry had not stabbed Riddle's diary?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,273 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
A Matter of Time by Burenda reviews
When Jak first landed in Haven City, Erol wasn't the one to find him. Now he must face a future he is ill prepared for, and even with help from Sig and Damas, there's no guarantee that he'll survive. Complete.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,707 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Jak M., Damas M. - Complete
Shades of Gray by Shadow Rebirth reviews
See Atra Regnum.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 110,059 - Reviews: 1512 - Favs: 1,666 - Follows: 1,971 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Harry P.
Daxter by FFNend reviews
This is the novelization of the PSP game Daxter.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,471 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Daxter
The Joker's Destini by StarlightSparkles reviews
Destini is a happy girl, seventeen, living on her own.The Joker is a twisted villain. Everyone has a history&secrets even the happiest of people can be sad, especially Destini. On top of her emotional battles, how will she handle being The Jokers hostage?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,274 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008
Revelations by Von reviews
Sig was sent to Haven to search for Damas' son. He found him. AU. Set between Jak II & 3. No Ships.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,773 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Jak M., Sig - Complete
Respect and fear by Horrornatrix reviews
Slade offers Robin a chance to become his apprentice once more. But he will not take no for an answer. If Robin can not learn to respect him. Then he will learn to fear him.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,202 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Robin, Slade - Complete
From the Top by Teh Brainclones reviews
Without dark there can't be light, so with peace there can't be balance. The world has lost its villains, almost all its darkness, and so the Precursors decide to restore that balance through a mass resurrection. Whether the people want them to or not.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,837 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 2/12/2007
Fugitives of Azkaban by BajaB reviews
A 'Harry goes to Azkaban' story. Convicted for releasing the Basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets, Harry is put into a cell next to the most feared wizard in the world, Sirius Black. AU 3rd year, canon pairings, no Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,347 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 2,645 - Follows: 1,178 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Lingering Goodbye by Jamoo34 reviews
AU:After Jak 3: Now that Jak's father is gone, Jak begins the search for his mother, and finds out who she is and who he really is.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 68,193 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/26/2007 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Damas M.
Life in the KG by madamwolf reviews
Goes through Torn's [and I guess Errol's] life in KG training and later on why he quit and his life afterward.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,225 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Torn - Complete
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Semi-Automatic: Final Draft reviews
In a moments panic, Harry made a decision that will forever change his life. Will he able to survive this new, dangerous world long enough to get home? Or will he lose himself in the process?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,403 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/11 - Published: 2/28 - Harry P., Jak M., Daxter
Semi Automatic reviews
In a split second decision, Harry made a choice that will forever change his life. Will Harry be able to survive this world long enough to return home? Or will he lose himself in the process? HP, Jak2 Crossover
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 152,979 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 8/26/2009