RedLotusNin
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Author has written 22 stories for Naruto, and Soul Calibur.

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This note is a little late (a few months late, actually) but let me just drop the bomb here:

I'm leaving fanfiction dot net.

It sucks. I promised myself I would never leave unless all of my fanfictions were complete. But let's face it: I haven't written a single sentence of fanfiction in months now. I will never finish my fanfics.

I've turned to writing original fiction now and, quite frankly, that's where I like to be. I like being in control of my work and I'm tired of writing material that I, myself, am not serious about.

I've convinced myself for a long time that I like writing fanfiction but I don't. I take myself seriously and when I write fanfiction... well, its not serious at all.

So here it is:

- I'm not doing requests.

- I'm not reviewing fanfiction.

- I'm not writing fanfiction.

I'm leaving. Simple as that. Please do not try to convince me otherwise.

Oh, and one more thing:

NONE OF YOU ARE ADOPTING MY FANFICS.

Okay? Please do not send me a message asking to adopt my fanfics.

My fanfics are horrific and are better off burning in a pit of fire. The fact that you would like to continue such horrible writing is beyond me.

Also, as much as I hate my fanfics, I would hate it even more to see them in the hands of someone else. Its like giving up your novel to some director so he can make it into a crappy movie.

So no. None of you are taking my fanfics. None of you are taking over my account. So please do not ask. I don't care if you're the most amazing author that has ever graced the interweb. I am childish and I declare that you are not taking my shitty fanfics.

The only reason why I'm keeping my fanfics up here and not deleting this account is because... well, at least you'll have something to read if you're bored. Plus its something I can look back on and say: wow, I hope I never do that again.

The only part of fanfiction dot net that will stay are my forums.

Please do not go there to try and convince me to write fanfiction.

If by any chance that you actually liked my writing, here's a bit of shameless advertisement:

http://www.fictionpress.com/~thetuxedopenguin

I still write.

http://www.tuxedopenguin.deviantart.com

I still draw.

http://www.myspace.com/tuxedopenguinworks

I still have a website.

http://www.redlotusnin.livejournal.com

I still talk.

As you can sort of tell... I ditched my "RedLotusNin" penname. That's because there's too many bad memories with it. It was time to start over, fresh and new.

There were a lot of good times and bad times but, basically, it was time to move on and grow up a little.

I guess I'll see you guys soon.

- RLN

or

The Tuxedo Penguin

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Sakura Finds Out by genki-escapist reviews
The boys have a secret and Sakura found out! Trouble ensues when the girls of Konoha find out that the boys are gay. But are they really? How can love save the day? Will Sakura get her happy ending? SasuSaku, NaruHina, ShikaIno, NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,354 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bonfire of Dreams by Eternity's Angel of Mercy reviews
Book Three. The Varden has suffered losses and heartache after the betrayal at the Burning Plains. Another dragon egg hatching proves a good omen for the Varden, but can they really trust their newest Rider?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 98,079 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
Shakespeare Lives by Kamikakushi reviews
Due to the Konoha's low morals, Tsunade has a bright idea that will surely mean doom. A Shakespeare play will be acted out, with a blackmailed Sasuke as our Romeo. So who's our Juliet? Shino the director? Tenten the stage manager? Neji blackmailed too?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,882 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 8/6/2004
12 Things on Naruto by Link and Luigi reviews
The reason for my rhyming is unknown to even me similar to Shino’s reaction when he is compared to a tree. Remember this is fun and the tune is to a song, it’s the “Twelve Days of Christmas” so be sure to sing along!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
Naruto The Kitsune Hanyou by Dragon Man 180 reviews
AU Kyuubi never attacked Konoha and instead fell in love with the Fourth Hokage and married him. She soon gives birth to a hanyou son named Naruto. Watch Naruto on his journey to become the first hanyou Hokage. Pairings: NaruHina, SasuHakufemale
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 293,515 - Reviews: 1407 - Favs: 1,946 - Follows: 918 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Step by Step by Manuca reviews
[NejiTen.Semi-AU] To save her life, blacksmith Tenten becomes Princess Hinata’s maid. When Hinata leaves for courting, Tenten becomes the maid of the cold heart, Hyuuga Neji. Step by step, she realizes her feelings, mistakes and dreams.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,201 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/17/2007 - Published: 4/21/2005
Rock Idols by Istoria reviews
A storm is brewing and the natives are restless. Lee is mistaken for a God, Tenten can't catch a break and Neji... well it's amazing he doesn't have any gray hairs yet. A comedy with a bit of NejiTen on the side.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,567 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Just a Game of Dragonistic Truth or Dare by Evil Shall Giggle reviews
COMPLETE! A rather drunk Eragon starts up a game of truth or dare with Orik, Saphira, and Arya. Randomness, and some OOCness ensues. Other characters will appear later.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,442 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,946 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 1,600 - Follows: 131 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Organization Baker's Dozen by Jillie chan reviews
Axel and Roxas discuss the Organization's name. NOT YAOI
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Hinata Farts! by juliagulia1017 reviews
Just like the title says, Hinata breaks wind. Who will save her from her embarrassment? Trace elements of NejiHina, SasuHina, KibaHina, NaruHina. Fluffy and a tad smelly.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Cookie Monster by Zooie reviews
Kenpachi uses an interesting training method when Yachiru first learns to summon her zanpakuto. Warnings for disturbingness. Drabble.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Yachiru K. - Complete
Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual to GAARA by Persepolis130 reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your very own SABAKU NO GAARA unit. To make sure you receive the full benefits from your super creepy, demon possessed insomniac, it is suggested that you read the following information thoroughly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Gaara - Complete
Dream A Little Dream by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
[Neji x Tenten] Sleeptalking can get you in trouble, especially if Naruto catches you, and especially if your name happens to be Hyuuga Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Sasuke at the Bat by Link and Luigi reviews
“The turnout will be brilliant!” the Hokage said that night. “The Hyuuga and Naruto will be the firsts to fight. All those who attend tomorrow will be happy that they came, and surely the ninjas themselves will eventually feel the same.”
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Sasuke U., Gaara - Complete
Kitchen Time Fun by lollyberry reviews
[Oneshot][SasuSaku]Sakura and Sasuke have fun in the kitchen. Hmmm...I wonder just what they're doing in there!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Complete
Shattered by Andrea Sinisterra reviews
SasuSaku. One-shot. Written for Church of Lemons 2006. One person can only take so much... it's just a matter of time before you break. Contains lime.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,052 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
War of Hearts by SeaGoatsUnite reviews
The Sound was defeated. How will Konoha recover and what will be found in the midst of this recovery? NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,714 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/22/2006 - Published: 10/24/2005
Juppon Buki by Istoria reviews
Ten weapons, ten stories, the long path to achieving a dream. A character study of the weapons expert Tenten.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,752 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Tenten - Complete
HeeHee by SeaGoatsUnite reviews
After a night of drinking, a whole can of worms is inadvertently opened. Damn. NejiTenTen eventually
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,811 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/9/2006 - Published: 3/4/2005
Habitually Obsessive by Wicked Enough reviews
/OneShot/NejiTen/GiftFic for Lellian/ It was when he realized he knew what purple pajamas she was talking about, and where they were, that he admitted to himself that he was more than a little obsessed.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Magic by saki-kun reviews
Don't dwell on the past and walk forward' is one advice for many, but Iruka just can't move on...without his parents. Christmas now seems different for him. Can someone change his heart? IruAnko! Oneshot! Christmas story special!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Iruka U., Anko M. - Complete
Kiba Finds His Soulmate by I am Kiba-kun reviews
This is my first naruto fic. read the story to find the pairings. You have noticed that these characters are her to stay. 10 chapters up! Arigoto Alicia, who helped me write them. And also, Arigoto Emirii who also helped. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,448 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/9/2005 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Complete
This is the Story of a Girl by visitivity reviews
Sakura thinks that there is nothing worse that being a fourteen-year old, plant-like, flat-chested Genin. Boy, is she ever in for a big surprise. SakuSasu? SakuNeji? SakuNaru? ShikaIno for sure. Read to find out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,081 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/6/2005 - Published: 11/8/2004
Soulless Murders by saki-kun reviews
Konoha's Genins and their teachers are going to sleep in a haunted mansion for one day on Halloween. What happens if the Jounins are getting killed one by one? Will they survive the night? Please RR! Not very violent, but Hilarious! Paused!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,275 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/24/2005 - Published: 7/17/2004
The Unexpected by Link and Luigi reviews
Even Shino can be spontaneous and do the unexpected.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,716 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/17/2005 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Shino A. - Complete
Neji's Secret by Sariana reviews
Neji' has a deep, dark, embarassing secret, and his teammates have just discovered it! What could it possibly be? Read to find out! Inspired by RedLotusNin. OneShot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
What You Didn't Know About Sasuke by Cyberwolf reviews
And it will shock the whole world. Crackfic. :P
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 76 - Published: 7/28/2005
Scale the Mountain by Link and Luigi reviews
There are three flags located on the top on the mountain. Each team only needs to bring one back to their teachers. Whichever three teams bring a flag to them will be declared the winners. The team that doesn’t bring a flag back loses.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,498 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Complete
Dreams are Dreams by cocoa-latte reviews
The former teams of seven, eight, ten and thirteen go to a mystery trip that their former senseis and the fifth hokage arranged. Where are they going? They don't know! SasuSaku, NaruHina, ShikaIno, and NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,291 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/2/2005 - Published: 11/5/2003
The Hyuuga Persuasion by Silverlight reviews
Tenten learns the consequences of accidentally turning down a date from Neji.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,317 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/30/2005 - Published: 11/25/2004 - Complete
The Family Business by Silverlight reviews
Tenten and Lee discover Neji's deepest, darkest secret. Not all things are what they seem to be...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/29/2005
The Butterfly Effect by Link and Luigi reviews
Everyone has the opportunity to instantly change something in their past thanks to a strange new crystal. But even with the warning, they're going to do it anyway? Complete!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 70,774 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/24/2005 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Complete
Something Better by Kamikakushi reviews
[NejiTenten] They were children once, who loved each other innocently, unaware as to the degrees their love and passion would become. But people grow up, even if we don't want to. [Complete : My 40th fic]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,115 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/17/2005 - Published: 5/25/2005 - Complete
Just another sunny day by micalily reviews
Nejiten Neji's been pushing Tenten's limits lately... Is this a Hyuuga's idea of a date? If it is, no one told Tenten about it...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,678 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/12/2005 - Published: 3/21/2005 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
The Present by saki-kun reviews
It’s Anko’s birthday, the only thing she wanted for her birthday present is…Why don't you find out yourself? IruAnko OOC Oneshot Plz RR! Completed!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,184 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2005 - Anko M., Iruka U. - Complete
Crimson Love by sand-nin-gurl reviews
Gai is a homeroom teacher, Irukathesadistic teaches Language Arts, and Kakashi teaches music. Itachi becomes the cool upperclassman. Meanwhile, a lovetriangle forms... R for language, drug ref. and mature content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 142,216 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/18/2005 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Moments We Share by Evil-Mecha-Pilot reviews
Naruto can finally celebrate Mother's Day. One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2005 - Complete
The Rake by Link and Luigi reviews
Neji's got an ultimate defense, except when inanimate objects attack.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Neji H. - Complete
Ninjas Night Out by IAmLuffy reviews
Our favorite twelve ninjas finally have a night all to themelves. But when it comes to paying to dinner bill, watch out. It's amazing how far some ninja will go just to avoid picking up the tab...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2005
How to Bake a Cake by Kaeru Soyokaze reviews
Lee wants to bake a cake for Sakura on White Day! Too bad Neji and Tenten are forced to help him...and why is everyone ELSE there? Nejiten, NaruHina, and more...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,241 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/25/2005
my life by ChErRyBlOsSoM GuRl13 reviews
vampire(vam-pire) noun 1. a dead person who rises from the grave to feed on human blood. a old folktale or at least that is what i thought. sasusaka
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,556 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/24/2005 - Published: 6/4/2004
The Swings by Love n Hate reviews
Who would've ever thought the Prodigy Hyuuga Neji is afraid of the swings?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2005
Dance Tenten Dance by Shurah reviews
Explore the hidden side of the weapons master... NejiTenten
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
well aren't YOU special by aikoh reviews
COMPLETION. When Sakura gets a bracelete sealed on her wrist, she gets a curse. Now every person of the opposite sex that Sakura meets eye to eye is in love with her! But there is a catch, no matter how understanding the female is, every one of them will
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,887 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/28/2005 - Published: 1/2/2005
Kumbahyah by Zevnen reviews
The four rookie teams have been taken on a camping trip. The teachers hope to develop their students' skills, if they don't kill each other first...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,582 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/18/2005 - Published: 2/3/2005
View Paradise by Link and Luigi reviews
Sasuke finally gets a look inside Orochimaru's lair.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/27/2005 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2548 - Favs: 5,850 - Follows: 341 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Trip to the Neon City: Doki Doki Love by Yume Yousei reviews
[OOC]A special mission is on!The teams will go on a long trip, were unespected confessions, romance and crazy adventures are up ahead! How will everything end up when they return to Konoha? Read to find out!:D [NaruXHina, SasuXSaku, InoXShika, TenXNeji]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,784 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 7/31/2004
Anko's Konoha Babysitting Service by Irukapooka reviews
What happens when Anko decides to do a babysitting service? Horror and terror ensures! Oh yeah, and tons of OOCness! Please NO flames! Constructive criticism will be accepted. A TEA PARTY! WHAT! THIS ISN'T TEA! Uh oh...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,614 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/17/2004 - Published: 7/28/2004
I Know Those Eyes by roomfishing reviews
[Complete] Seven years following Sasuke’s disappearance, Sakura, now a medical-nin, goes on an ANBU assassination mission. SasuSaku. Contains spoilers, PG-13 for mild V, L, S.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 66,380 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 1,338 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 9/14/2004 - Complete
Temari's Thanksgiving Day Special by Sunlit A Colony reviews
Temari and her brothers, Kankuro and Gaara, celebrate their first Thanksgiving which turns into a disturbing misadventure in 1621 Plimoth. Also Sasuke's fate hangs in the balance when he is place on trial for.....
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,468 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/8/2004
The Frog and the Princess by syaoran no hime reviews
Once upon a time in Hidden Leaf kingdom ruled by Uchiha Sasuke, there lived a frog-girl morphing boy, a schizophrenic lady, a timid maid, and some other colorful personalities that make life for Konoha less boring. And of course, romance. NaruHinaInoShika
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 143,414 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/21/2004 - Published: 5/31/2004
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 4,316 - Follows: 429 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Future Geniuses reviews
Tradition, Family and True Love, these 3 things are forgotten when we hear the word Shinobi. 3 geniuses. 3 stories. Second Generation Story DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,960 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/12/2007 - Published: 7/30/2005
Baker's Dozen reviews
A bakery reopens in Konoha and Neji and Sasuke find themselves competing over something they’d never thought they would. [Request for InsaneYunay][NejiSakuSasu]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,556 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Neji H. - Complete
Just a Bunch of Girly Men! reviews
Our beloved male heroes, and Sasuke, were ranting on about how troublesome women are when suddenly they bumped into a fortune teller who curses them with a spell. Their curse: Turning into women! A couple hints of romance. DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,265 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 10/9/2004
High School for Idiots reviews
Naruto is sent to a public High School, despite he's an orphan. He learns that this new school doesn't just teach studies, but romance, friendship, and most of all, the strict borders between popularity. NaruHinaShikaInoSasuSakuNejiTen DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,714 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 3/10/2005
Naruto the Badfic reviews
ONESHOT. Vampires, sappy romances, MarySues… I think it’s time for these Naruto fanfic clichés to go down. I’ll start. [CrackParody]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,242 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Complete
Stranded with Idiots reviews
COMPLETE. Kakashi pulls a prank on the students by stranding them on an island so they can be watched by millions. Now they must fight for shelter, food and escape from entertainmentcraving tribe people. NaruHina SasuSaku ShikaIno NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 42,132 - Reviews: 2265 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Complete
The Uchiha Girl reviews
Turns out Sasuke does have a long lost sister. But when Sakura and Naruto go to visit her, she doesn’t exactly seem to be what they expected. [MarySue Parody, sort of]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
A New Chapter reviews
After Xianghua defeated Soul Edge, it vanished. Now, in the present, an archeologist finds Soul Edge and is possessed. Then souls around the globe are brought together for another showdown. DISCONTINUED
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2006
Kiku no Hana, Kiku no Hana! reviews
It’s New Years and the boys, now men, hang out. It was relaxed until one brought up the drinking game Kiku no Hana.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Complete
Itachi? reviews
[For Meheeners] They were just eating lunch and suddenly Itachi started crying. OOCness.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Hinata's Music Filled Day reviews
Team Gai is rockin, Naruto’s tap dancing, Iruka’s doing the tango with Anko and Hinata asks herself over and over again why she ever got up that morning.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Hinata H. - Complete
The Birthday Gift reviews
It was only one small gift, a gift that stood there all alone, yet Naruto still smiled.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Ino Shika Cho Trio! reviews
Shikato, Inoshi, and Choumaru's childhood. Shikato, Inoshi, and Choumaru are in Cell 6. Although these three barely knew each other and did not start out on the right foot, they somehow managed to become best friends. Mostly centered on Shikato. DISCONTIN
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,511 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/30/2005 - Published: 2/17/2005
Happy Birthday Neji reviews
Its Neji’s birthday, and Gai, Lee and Tenten need to throw him a party. Can they throw him a party of a lifetime?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Neji H. - Complete
Youth Productions Presents reviews
What happens when Lee gets his hands on a video camera? He spies on his friends of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,264 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Lee R. - Complete
Tenten's Troubles! reviews
What happens when Tenten lets her hair down? Literally?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,139 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/29/2005 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Tenten - Complete
The Hunt reviews
Inoshi Ino's Father has been noticing how beautiful his daughter is becoming, and being the protective father he is, he's on a hunt to look for the perfect boyfriend for his beloved daughter... One Shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Ino Y. - Complete
Best Friends reviews
Rated for some language. Ino and Shikamaru go on a walk to catch up on old times. A topic leads to Ino's confession. If you ever called Ino mean, please read this. NOT an ANYBODY bashing fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2005 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
The Kunoichis of Sand and Leaf reviews
Full Summary inside, a fic to honor the kunoichis of the Naruto Manga. When the guys are captured, it's up to Sakura, Ino, Hinata, Kurenai, Shizune, Anko, Tenten, and Temari to save them. [Paused]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,219 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/13/2005 - Published: 12/18/2004
Heroes of Konoha reviews
Orochimaru and the Sound take over Konoha, and all the heroes are said to be dead, but 15 years later a boy named Oshiro Takai discovers the past through his dreams. Along with Shikamaru, the two must go on a quest to find the rest of the heroes. [Paused]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,910 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/26/2005 - Published: 3/3/2005
Shikamaru's Wrath! reviews
When Shikamaru's stuffed Deer goes missing, Shikamaru goes mad. As in Psycho Mad Watch Shikamaru in this parody as he Goes on a killing streak, murder has never been so fun. DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/13/2005 - Published: 2/6/2005 - Shikamaru N.
Man's Best Friend reviews
One Shot My Friend wrote this story. It was an average day, that is, until Kiba grew a tail.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Published: 11/12/2004 - Kiba I. - Complete
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