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Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1959 - Favs: 2,039 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Technicolor Dream Phoenix by Percydude reviews
Harry Potter is a boy...a normal boy...a happy boy...a loving boy...a pansy boy...a man boy...a cactus...but what happens when this cactus of a boy grows up, and some other stuff. Ok, none of that had anything to do with my story...it's mostly about juice
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,376 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/14/2006 - Published: 8/2/2003
Wintergreen by Evilism reviews
Welcome to the Cliches Compendium. I've covered everything, from Mary Sues to Crossovers. Rated for outrageously mushy, tragic and cliched scenes.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,878 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/13/2005 - Published: 5/11/2004
Snippets From the Potterverse by Dragon Mistress reviews
Short snippets of life in the Harry Potter universe. Outrageous fan clubs, killer condiments, murderous toasters, and more! OOTP and HBP spoilers abound! SiriusRemus SLASH as well!The person who died in HBP is alive and well!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 92 - Words: 51,246 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 5/15/2004
Remus, Thongs and FullFrontal Snogging by Mandarb and Sawa the Internet Detective reviews
His owl is a nutter, his potions teacher wears plaid socks, and someone left a mysterious nappy somewhere in the dorm. Ergghhhlack. But still, add some prank pulling, good friends, and mysterious poking people, and school might not be as bad as it seems.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,978 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/4/2005 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Remus L.
Whats gone wrong with the half blood prince ? by Ed the giant Racoon reviews
Basically, what would happen if the cliches you find in fanfics somehow ended up in the sixth book. Not a good summary, but there you go.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,061 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/5/2005 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Harry P.
A Series Of Unfortunate Songfics! by Rosemary Parkinsons reviews
Popular songs, only messed around so they are Series of Unfortunate Events-ish! Read and Review, please! CHAPTER 3 UP! Yayness!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/15/2005 - Published: 10/16/2004
Mark of a Good Woman by Black Raven of Doom reviews
Harry falls for a fat chick.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/21/2005
Draco Malfoy and the Disownment Project by Clandestine Novelist reviews
In his seventh year, Draco must take some desperate (but necessary) actions in order to become his own Dark Lord. Story started before Blaise Zabini's true gender was announced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,782 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 12/23/2004 - Published: 5/19/2004
Multiple Personality Disorder by UnderneathTheBridge reviews
Minerva is entirely confused when no one seems to be able to pick a fanfic personality and stick with it. Weird? Yes. Funny? I've been convinced that it is. I kid because I love, people...well, kinda.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,215 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/1/2004 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Minerva M., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Overdone Plot Devices by citygirl1116 reviews
Exchange Students, time turners, potions accidents, long-lost twins, mysterious new powers, snogging, more exchange students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P.
The Growing Pains of Draco Malfoy: Age 16 by Darko28 reviews
The diary of Draco Malfoy, devoted son, worthless prat, and self proclaimed sex god, not to mention bother to his parents new love child. Chapter Nine now up. Interhousial relationships, runaway cats, and Terry Boot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,358 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/23/2004 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W.
That Trojan War Thing by Fiery Ferret of Doom reviews
Shorter and funnier (but less helpful for tests) than the real thing. Mortals plus gods plus pointy sticks equals chaos! Read it and weep! With joy, of course...
Homer - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,650 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/7/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
Conversations with a Hat by TeenTypist reviews
Have you ever wondered about what goes on between the ickle-firstie on the stool and the Sorting Hat? How much do the first years influence their placement? Or was Harry a special case? What could have possessed the Hat to put people where he put them?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,941 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/5/2004 - Published: 2/22/2004
Hogwarts Fun? by Smerby reviews
This site makes their rules, and I break them in the name of ART.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2004 - Complete
Do Re Mi by Princess-Perfect reviews
Do Re Mi is a song sung throughout the past decades, but since it's decades old why not give it a change? A funny and twisted adaptation of the song Do Re Mi from the movie The Sound of Music. WARNING: Not recommended for serious Sound of Music fans.
Sound of Music - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/30/2004 - Complete
Selfinsertion O'BuggerSubtlety and the PSSS by Nights Mistress reviews
The true story of the Philosopher's Stone. Follow Selfinsertion O'Bugger-Subtlety in his attempts to wreck havok on the English b#$%#@s who rule his homeland. Involves shot owls, terrorists!Hufflepuffs and explosions. Lots of explosions
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,233 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/14/2004 - Published: 6/8/2003
The Afterlife and Times of Professor Binns by Jack Of Some Trades reviews
A short piece on what it may have been like for Professor Binns to wake up from the Big Sleep.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2003
The Wagga Wagga Werewolf by Thalia Poet reviews
Gilderoy Lockhart assigns a poem in CoS, about his defeat of the Wagga Wagga werewolf, and here are the poems. Oo; Pretty stupid.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2003
Veritaserum Lovin' by potterprose reviews
A one-chapter installment. Parody of poorly developed HG/DM fics. Critics give it two gold stars and a scratch-n-sniff sticker.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Bloody Git by Arsenic Kiss reviews
Ron laments over Hermione's strange infatuation with Mr. Magical Me.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/14/2003 - Ron W.
Horry Pattor and the Parody of the Third Book by Aenea reviews
Parody of Prisoner of Azkaban- recommended reading by...well, no one, but read it anyway!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,537 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2003
Horry Pattor and the Secret Chamber Pot by Aenea reviews
Parody of the Chamber of Secrets (the book)- pure insanity
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/10/2003
The Real Story of Harry Potter by Marauder reviews
J.K. Rowling is kidnapped by the characters in Harry Potter and put on trial for misrepresenting them in her books. But a force darker than their anger is after her... Complete. SBxRL, RWxHG. Written before OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 24,173 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/26/2002 - Published: 9/8/2002 - Complete
A Story About Love by She's a Star reviews
A different time, a timeless story....When Christian Matthews is forced into going to a nightclub by his friends, he never dreams one of the prostitutes there will change his life. Now finished.
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,252 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/12/2002 - Published: 1/29/2002
So Now What? by Elektra3 reviews
Follow-up to "And In The End..." Harry's thoughts as he faces Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2002 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Guy with the Eye by Minerva McTabby reviews
Potterverse parody of The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss. Set in GoF year - with Crouch-Moody as the Cat, Harry and Draco as the kids, Fawkes as the Fish, Mary Sue as Thing One and Thing Two.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/2/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Pothead and the Great Stoner by WebMole reviews
Rated R for drug related humor and swearing. This is just a funny parody I'm writing, with a few moments of sadness, seriousness but mostly humor. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,089 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/31/2001 - Published: 8/30/2001
The Ultimate MARY SUE Fic!! (!!!) by elel88 reviews
Mary Sue seems just like an ordinary American transfer student until one day, when her deep, dark secret is revealed...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/3/2001