Anasazi Darkmoon
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Joined 09-02-04, id: 665050, Profile Updated: 07-29-13
Author has written 14 stories for Final Fantasy X, Final Fantasy X-overs, Fullmetal Alchemist, Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy VII, and Transformers.

Important Author's Notes

8-23-2010: The Dork of York, an awesome writer who can be found on this site (see my favorites), has hit me with a hilarious quote, which has the honor of being the 200th quote I've saved since I started collecting them about five years ago. Kudos to her!

7-26-2011: I finally went and saw Transformers: Dark of the Moon and it was okay. However, due to a bunch of shit that Michael Bay pulled, that movie WILL NOT be a part of my fanfictions. In other words, everything that happens after ROTF will be AU. If you don't like that, then don't bother reading any of it.

6-15-2013: Well, I've been updating, but progress has been slow. I think things will move faster if I focus on one story at a time, though, so stuff that's still on hiatus is going to remain so for right now. I want to try to finish The Makings of a Hero first, and then get to Discovered by the Roadside, and finally either follow up with the rest of the Broken Boundaries rewrite or work on the FFX/Legend of Dragoon crossover that's been plaguing me for quite some time now.


EPIC LINKS OF AWESOMENESS!!!

For those of you who want to create a decent OC, but don't know where to begin, here's a guide I made to help you.

A Comprehensive Guide to Writing OCs: http://anasazidarkmoon.deviantart.com/gallery/?offset=72#/d2rhiv9

For those of you who read my Transformers story, Discovered by the Roadside, I have two links to awesome pictures of Darklight and Tenebrous. Both were done by the incredibly awesome and talented RazzieMbessai over on deviantArt, so you should go check out her other stuff, too!

Darklight: http://my.deviantart.com/messages/#/d4gmh2i

Tenebrous: http://my.deviantart.com/messages/#/d4gmha4

And here are a few pics from my Final Fantasy X story, The Makings of a Hero. I did these myself, though.

Charlie: http://anasazidarkmoon.deviantart.com/gallery/?offset=120#/dmuq95

Another Pic of Charlie: http://anasazidarkmoon.deviantart.com/gallery/?offset=96#/dm1lda


About Me

Sex: Female

Age: 30

Height: 5'8"

Weight: A lot

Hair: Red/Brown

Eyes: Green

Likes: Dragons, Animals, Anime, Manga, Reading, Writing, Drawing, Playing Video Games, Walking around my neighborhood, The colors green, blue, & purple, Magic the Gathering, My dogs, Role-playing games, Sleeping, YouTube, Cheesecake, Chocolate, Good crackfic

Dislikes: Intentional Ignorance, Extreme Temperatures, Super Cheerful Happy Colors, Most Bugs, Prejudiced People, Wal-Mart bags, My accent, Humanity, Being constantly broke, The current economy, Migraines, Writer's block

Favorite Video Games: Final Fantasy VII/VIII/XI/X/X-2/XII, Dirge of Cerberus, Champions of Norrath/Return to Arms, Legend of Dragoon, the Mario series, the Zelda series, the Metroid series, Super Smash Brothers series, Pokemon, Dragonball Z Budokai 1, 2, & 3, Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem, Kingdom Hearts 1 & 2, Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance, dotHACK series, Resident Evil 4 & 5, Digital Devil Saga 1 & 2, Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver

Favorite Anime/Manga: Inuyasha, Sailor Moon, Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, Dragonball/Z, YuYu Hakusho, Case Closed, Gundam Wing, Akira, Escaflowne (movie & show), Vampire Hunter D, Witch Hunter Robin, Wolf's Rain, Outlaw Star, FullMetal Alchemist, Ronin Warriors, Tenchi Muyo, Cromartie High School, s-CRY-ed, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Akira, Naruto, Furi Kuri (or however it is spelled), Ninja Scroll, Macross Plus, Bleach, Trinity Blood, Azumanga Daioh, Samurai Deeper Kyo, Yotsuba&!, Because I'm the Goddess!, Princess Ai

Favorite Authors: David Eddings, Mercedes Lackey, Terry Goodkind, J.K. Rowling, Anne McCaffery, Robert Jordan, Weis & Hickman, Piers Anthony, R.A. Salvatore, Christopher Paolini, J. R. R. Tolkien, Clive Barker, Stephen King, JoAnne Bertin, Elizabeth Kerner, Naomi Novik, C. L. Wilson, James Rollins, Neil Gaiman, Kristen Britain, Melanie Rawn, Max Brooks, Harry Turtledove, James Patterson, George R. R. Martin

Favorite Movies: Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, The Rock, Con Air, Man on Fire, Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2, Armageddon, LotR, PotC, Ever After, Spider-Man 1 & 2, Bruce Almighty, Evan Almighty, Mulan, most of Adam Sandler's movies, the Blade movies, Braveheart, The Patriot, Head of State, the Alien and Predator movies, Beauty and the Beast, Wall-E, Kung Fu Panda, Monsters vs. Aliens, The Boondock Saints, The Boondock Saints II: All Saints' Day, The Astronaut Farmer, Meet Joe Black, 300, Watchmen, V for Vendetta, Dawn of the Dead (2004), Land of the Dead, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Zombieland, the Star Trek movies, most of the Star Wars movies, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, Coraline, The Sixth Sense, Unbreakable, Robocop 1 & 2, Boat Trip, Road Trip, Eurotrip, Serenity, The 40 Year-Old Virgin, Superbad, Pineapple Express, The Last Samurai, I Am Legend, Hancock, Bad Boys 1 & 2, The Shawshank Redemption, The Green Mile, Event Horizon, the Transformers movies, Silent Hill, The Exorcism of Emily Rose, Kick-Ass, Death at a Funeral...the list goes on.

Favorite Guys: Vincent Valentine (FFVII), Sephiroth (FFVII), Squall Leonheart (FFVIII), Zell Dincht (FFVIII), Auron (FFX), Nooj (FFX-2), Gippal (FFX-2), Sesshomaru (Inuyasha), Alberich (Mercedes Lackey), Spike (Cowboy Bebop), Lavitz (Legend of Dragoon), Albert (LoD), Hiei (YYH), Youko (YYH), Seto Kaiba (YGO), Yami Yugi (YGO), Nicholas Wolfwood (Trigun), Vegeta (DBZ/GT), Mirai Trunks (DBZ), Duo Maxwell (Gundam Wing), Zechs Merquise/Milliardo Peacecraft (Gundam Wing), Amon (WHR), Scar (FMA), Roy Mustang (FMA), Maes Hughes (FMA), Greed (FMA), Hatake Kakashi (Naruto), Iruka (Naruto), Balthier (FFXII), Basch (FFXII), Pretty much every male character in Bleach (except that block of wood, Sosuke Aizen), Leroy Jethro Gibbs (NCIS), Jimmy Palmer (NCIS)

Favorite Gals: Tifa Lockheart (FFVII), Rose (Legend of Dragoon), Freya Crescent (FFIX), Quistis Trepe (FFVIII), Yuna (FFX), Paine (FFX-2), Sango (Inuyasha), Kerowyn (Mercedes Lackey), Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV (Cowboy Bebop), Millie Thompson (Trigun), Videl (DBZ), Lucrezia Noin (Gundam Wing), Izumi Curtis (FMA), Raven (Teen Titans), Hyuga Hinata (Naruto), Fran (FFXII), Penelo (FFXII), Pretty much every female character in Bleach, All the girls in Azumanga Daioh (except that annoying cow, Tomo), Pandora (Because I'm the Goddess!), Abby Sciuto (NCIS)

Characters I Just Like: Vivi Ornitier (FFXI), Cougar (s-CRY-ed), Alex Louis Armstrong (FMA), Hohenheim Elric (FMA), Wrath (FMA), Luigi (The Mario Games), Bowser (The Mario Games), Volke (Fire Emblem: PoR), Naesala (Fire Emblem: PoR), Koga (Inuyasha), Kirara (Inuyasha), Rin (Inuyasha), Toboe (Wolf's Rain), Neville Longbottom (Harry Potter), Luna Lovegood (Harry Potter), Severus Snape (Harry Potter), Gimli (LOTR), Kuwabara Kazuma (YYH), Quina Quen (FFIX), Amarant Coral (FFIX), Rock Lee (Naruto), Aburame Shino (Naruto), Jiraiya (Naruto), Larsa (FFXII), Shifu (Kung Fu Panda), Temeraire (The Temeraire Series), Freddie (Cromartie High School), Mechazawa (Cromartie High School), Matsun (Because I'm the Goddess!) Takeshi "Jumbo" Takeda (Yotsuba&!), Yotsuba Koiwai (Yotsuba&!), Optimus Prime (Transformers)

Pairings I Like: First of all, I just want everyone to know that I'll read the vast majority of pairings, as long as they're well-written, but here's some of the ones I particularly enjoy. 1. Virtually all canon pairings 2. Yaoi and Yuri (I have an open mind, so deal with it) 3. Any well-written OC pairing (OC DOES NOT automatically mean Mary Sue/Gary Stu!) 4. Just about anything in a Humor/Parody. Okay, here we go...

Scar/Lust (FMA), Scar/Human and Adult!Al (FMA), Greed/Martel (FMA), Scar/Riza(FMA), Reno/Yuffie (FFVII), Sephiroth/Yuffie (FFVII), Vincent/Elena (FFVII), Reeve/Aeris (FFVII), Lucil/Elma (FFX), Clasko/Calli (FFX-2), Hiei/Kurama (YYH), Kakashi/Iruka (Naruto), Any Gundam Wing pairing, Draco/Ginny or Hermione (HP, but only in parody), Snape/Sinistra (Harry Potter), Basch/Ashe (FFXII), Scar/Lust (FMA), Armstrong/Rose (FMA), Hinata/Jiraiya (Naruto), Hinata/Naruto (Naruto) Bowser/Peach (Mario), Luigi/Daisy (Mario), Retsu Unohana/Kenpachi Zaraki (Bleach), Shunsui Kyoraku/Nanao Ise (Bleach)

Pairings I Hate: Okay, while I do try to keep an open mind about pairings, here are some I absolutely REFUSE to read...

Harry/Voldemort, Snape, Dumbledore, Draco, WHOEVER! (HP); Draco/Snape (HP), Sirius/James/Remus (HP), Scar/Envy, Ed, Mustang...(FMA), ELRICEST, Hughes/Mustang (FMA), Mustang/Havoc, Breda, Falman, Fuery...(FMA), Envy/Greed (FMA), Envy/Ed (FMA), Gatta/Luzzu (FFX), Auron/Tidus (FFX), Kakashi/Gai (Naruto), Spike/Jet (Cowboy Bebop), Tsume/Kiba (Wolf's Rain), INUCEST, Gaara/Lee (Naruto), Larsa/Al-Cid (FFXII), Balthier/Vaan (FFXII), WINCEST...I'll come up with more later...


Quotes:
You wouldn't believe the things you can make with the common, simple items lying around on your planet...which reminds me: you're going to need a new microwave. -- Orlin "Stargate: SG1"

All your precious popularity amounts to nothing because, in the end, we're all worm food! -- Me, after watching an episode of "Paranoia Agent"

Bodies are for hookers and fat people! -- Bender "Futurama"

Dr. James is going to write you a prescription for a self-kicking ass! -- My brother, James

I'm normally a nonviolent person, but if you don't quit, I'll rip your spine out and beat you to death with it! -- Me, yelling at James

I said, "WOO...HOO!" -- Homer Simpson

You're like MacGyver with estrogen! -- Prue "Charmed"

... -- Rude "Final Fantasy VII"

Jesus this, Moses that, Abraham hit me with a Whiffleball Bat... -- Adrian, disguised as an Archbishop "Little Nicky"

Once Sparhawk knows exactly where she is, he'll fall on Scarpa and his father like a vengeful mountain. -- Aphrael "The Hidden City"

He has the weapons, he has the connections, and he knows the hangar's dark secret.-- MTG card "Arms Dealer"

I jammed the whatsit into the whackdoodle, but I think I broke the thingamajigger. -- MTG card "Krark Clan Engineers"

A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is no man so good, who, were he to submit all his thoughts and actions to the laws, would not deserve hanging ten times in his life. -- Michel de Montaigne

If I woke up looking like that, I would run toward the nearest living thing and kill it. -- Master Shake "Aqua Teen Hunger Force"

Oh, give me back my hands! These things are always touching me in...places! -- Robot Devil "Futurama"

I was sort of considering going along. Sparhawk might let me hold his cloak while he kicks in the gate. I don't think anybody's assaulted Hell lately. -- Vanion "The Ruby Knight"

You want an explanation? GOD...IS...PISSED! -- Brian "Family Guy"

You poor thing...you're a sin against nature and your body's in so much pain... Almighty god who shapes us all, please return these scarred souls to your unending womb...-- Scar "Fullmetal Alchemist"

You can't kill an unarmed upside-down man! -- Dr. McKay "Stargate Atlantis"

Don't you run, Needles! -- Tidus "Final Fantasy X"

Gluttony is like a giant puppy...that eats people. -- Ieva, referring to the homunculus from "Fullmetal Alchemist"

Scar is armed and dangerous! -- Ieva, referring to Scar from "FMA"

I'm as normal as they come and this is a contest of freaks! What do you want me to do, fire my slingshot at him? -- Maes Hughes "Fullmetal Alchemist"

Now my arm's fallen off, too! -- Alphonse Elric "Fullmetal Alchemist"

Hind-legged Slasher Man! -- Scar, in Sin the Dark Priestess' fic, "Tequila Sunrise: Bloodshot Eyes"

I dreamt I was a moron. -- Squall Leonheart "Final Fantasy VIII"

May the way of the Hero lead to the Triforce -- The Six Maidens "Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past"

Faye-Faye! Smoke-smoke, Faye-Faye! Puff-puff, Faye-Faye! -- Ed "Cowboy Bebop"

Bonsai, bok-choy, wise-guy, waterboy, lights shine bright in the old town tonight! -- Ed "Cowboy Bebop"

Ma'am, you were just the victim of a New York City mugger. As I suspected, he was a coward and a weakling, and also wore more cologne than any man should wear. -- Longfellow Deeds "Mr. Deeds"

The hideousness of that foot will haunt my dreams forever. -- Emilio "Mr. Deeds"

Yes, I shall go down in history as "The Man Who Opened a Door". -- Leonardo DaVinci "Ever After"

Greed is a real hard-ass! -- James

I don't think he saw us...he was too busy trying to put his pants on! -- my sister, Felicia

The dead have liberty and justice for all. -- Felicia

It's like a tickled Cap'n Crunch! -- Felicia

Give me that, you foul word! -- Felicia

You know, it's a good thing you're not a big fat guy or this would be REALLY difficult! -- Kuzco "The Emperor's New Groove"

I kill, therefore I am! That's all the proof I need to know that I exist! -- Barry the Chopper "Fullmetal Alchemist"

Call Baka-Baka and tell him we have some cluck-cluck! -- Mom

I think I'd like to be a gigolo. -- Nanny (a.k.a. my grandmother)

You've got until the count of five before I start throwing sharp objects. -- Volke "Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance"

Squee! Teehee, teehee! -- Samantha

I'll break your arms off and use 'em like nunchucks! -- Alan

Sometimes I envy the dead. -- Me

Mine! Mine! Mine! -- Seagulls "Finding Nemo"

Why don't you shut up before I slit your throat and watch the dust come out! -- Caretaker "The Longest Yard"

The only cure for stupidity is a bullet. -- Me

You look like a Man-o-Lantern! -- David "The 40-Year Old Virgin"

I see you're still fatter than holy hell. -- Carter Pewterschmidt "Family Guy"

Jaganshi, would you be so kind as to tell me why exactly you are molesting a statue? At one o'clock in the morning? -- Severus Snape, in JoIsBishMyoga's fic "The Best Defense"

What? My balls aren't there! -- Tachibana "s-CRY-ed"

You remind me of Vienna Sausages...all crammed together, but take 'em out of the can and they're STILL thinking about each other! -- James

You need hearing problems! -- James

If I had known my heart would break, I wouldn't have dropped it on the floor. -- James

I know where I'm going, I just don't know how to get there! -- James

Oh my God, Envy turned Wrath into a rabid badger! -- Me

The State Alchemist Killer Melvin...ooh, scary! -- Me

The only difference between insanity and fanaticism is medication. -- Me

Oh dear, my taco ruptured. -- Me

If you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all. -- God "Futurama"

You can't count on God for jack! He told me so himself! Now come on, if we don't save those monks, no one will!" -- Bender "Futurama"

I spell yay "W-E"! -- Felicia

Zankoku na tenshi no youni... Shounen yo shinwa ni nare... -- Opening lyrics to "Neon Genesis Evangelion"

Like an angel without a sense of mercy, rise young boy to the heavens as a legend... -- Translation of opening lyrics

The brave do not fear the grave. -- The Battle Arena floor "Final Fantasy VII"

Look, it's Muslim kryptonite! -- Some kid on "Wonder Showzen"

Why don't you make like a tree...and get the fuck out of here! -- Doc "The Boondock Saints"

Well, I'm in business...business of kicking your ass...and let me tell you, business is booming! I'm open for business...business of giving you the business! -- Meatwad "Aqua Teen Hunger Force"

I am the blade of vengeance. They dare only whisper my name: Yojimbo. -- Yojimbo "Final Fantasy X"

A puppet that can no longer be used is mere garbage. -- Majora's Mask "The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask"

Home is where you can find a decent graveyard and strangers can disappear without any awkward questions. -- MTG card "Braids, Cabal Minion"

Slow and steady may not always win the race, but at least it doesn't end up splattered all over the walls. -- MTG card "Overeager Apprentice"

The Boros legionnaire saw a noble sacrifice, the Rakdos thug a blazing suicide, and the Izzet alchemist an experiment gone awry. -- MTG card "Fiery Conclusion"

My soul needs cough drops. -- Me

I will never blend in! I have a broken blender! -- Pepito "Dr. Doolittle 2"

I don't do fear. -- Raven "Teen Titans"

The people and the friends that we have lost, or the dreams that have faded...never forget them. -- Yuna "Final Fantasy X"

I'm either a Sasquatch or a midget! -- Felicia

You shut your mouth when you're talking to me! -- Lady on "The Wedding Crashers"

Only one who renounces everything possesses the strength to transcend anything. -- Trema "Final Fantasy X-2"

I don't like your plan. It sucks. -- Yuna "Final Fantasy X-2"

You are free to sever the chains of fate that bind you. -- The Legend of Dragoon

When Dragoons meet, blood will flow, and as they leave, time does slow. -- Rose "The Legend of Dragoon"

The only difference between you and smart people is smart people know more stuff. -- Chris "Freddie"

I'm what you colonials might call a "bad-assed motherfucker"...who also happens to be an expert in the delicate art of Japanese flower arranging. -- Lloyd "Boat Trip"

I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar. -- Wash "Serenity"

You should never judge a person until you've walked a mile in their shoes...then you're a mile away and you have their shoes. -- A t-shirt I saw

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. -- Another t-shirt

Death on a leaf! -- Hitch "Hitch"

I believe we have already established that "cucaw-cucaw" and "tuki-tuki" don't work. -- Harry Block "Evolution"

Don't you have someone else you can annoy? Friends? Family? Poisonous reptiles? -- Manny "Ice Age"

It's better to be hated for who you are than be loved for who you're not. -- From the Van Zandt song "Help Somebody"

I was just violated by a barnyard animal! -- Roy O'Bannon "Shanghai Knights"

With my flame, I will burn him to the bone! -- Kotake "Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time"

With my frost, I will freeze him to his soul! -- Koume "Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time"

Broomstick Butt-Rubbers...for the gay man in all of us. -- James

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. -- A sign at Zaxby's

They're a lot more worried that --oh-- a bird will crap on you and you'll level the palace. -- Tantras "Magic's Promise"

I've got a ladder in my hand and I'll throw it! -- Uncle Pat

This is my story, and you're not part of it. -- Auron "Kingdom Hearts 2"

Pinako...my house is gone. -- Hohenheim "Fullmetal Alchemist Manga"

Warning: Insane Sasquatch Bastard imminent. Avoid at all costs. If it gets in eyes, flush immediately with warm water. -- Me, in a review

Greed is such a case of sex on legs... -- Skatanic (is on deviantart)

Scar is a sexy, panda-fearing hobo! -- Me, after reading yet more manga

Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave. -- Joe, a.k.a. Skipper "Madagascar"

Hoho the Doughnut Show! Watch out! Look at him go! -- James

Don't have sex...because you WILL get pregnant. And die. -- Coach Carr "Mean Girls"

Men should not interfere in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy, and taste good with ketchup. -- I honestly don't know, but it definitely isn't mine

And on your left you can see a herd of dangerous College Students; watch out, they bite. -- Ieva

I heard an animal make a noise like that one time and they rolled it over and it was dead! -- Ramon "Happy Feet"

I will not die a monster. -- Otto Octavius "Spiderman 2"

Silly mortal! Fire is for gods! -- James

No more thinking; it's time for pie! -- Me

Let me get a piece of cheese before I do something drastic! -- Me

And he asked him, What is thy name? And he answered, saying, My name is Legion: for we are many. -- Bible, Mark 5:9

I do believe you killed my hat. -- Urahara "Bleach"

Words of wisdom usually come from people who have no idea what the hell they're talking about. -- Me

Yay! I've become a Weapon of Mass Destruction! -- Andy

It's Chicago, but it's pronounced "Chihuahua"! -- James

If we had wenching in modern times, it would be called "Game". -- James

I like to think that the last thing that passed through his head--other than that bullet--was to wonder how the hell Andy Dufresne ever got the best of him. -- Red "The Shawshank Redemption"

LA BOCA! -- Austin

Oodles de boodles kept top the noodles. -- Austin

Flying Penis! -- Austin, while playing as Luigi on "Super Smash Brothers Melee"

When there is no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the earth. -- Some guy on TV "Dawn of the Dead"

Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no time during your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. -- Pissed-off School Guy "Billy Madison"

Run dream: run on. Pass beyond the waking, and walk into the daylight. -- Yojimbo "Final Fantasy X"

There is a saying: yesterday is history, tomorrow a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present. -- Oogway "Kung Fu Panda"

That's Daddy! He's not God! -- My five year-old cousin, Amber

Religion is like getting new clothes. Most people keep the clothes their parents give them. Some will go shopping for new clothes. After spending a great deal of time, they'll return home with a mix-and-match outfit and feel satisfied. The last remaining few deem clothes illogical and unnecessary and go naked. -- I don't know, but it sounded cool

Get out of the car! There's a road coming! -- Christina

I'll poke you in the titty with my eye! -- Christina

The battle is over. Now all you have to do is bayonet the survivors. -- Mr. Dean

Not now! We're still on the plane, you dumbass! -- Major William Lennox "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"

My father was a wheel! The first wheel! You know what he transformed into? NOTHING! But he did it with honor! Dignity, damn it! -- Jetfire "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"

A bear, a lion, and a pig all meet. The bear says "When I roar in the forest, the entire forest shakes with fear." The lion says, "When I roar in the jungle, the entire jungle is afraid of me." The pig says, "Big deal. I only have to cough and the entire planet shits itself." -- Anonymous (I found it on Transformerlover95's profile)

Hooray, I’m a llama again! Wait… -- Kuzco “The Emperor’s New Groove”

Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing. -- Optimus Prime "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"

I'd be disappointed if you weren't doing something doom related. -- Andy

OK, look, we're a partnership, but we're a partnership with boundaries. We got a new rule. From now on you can't say the word "flaccid" to me. This is our little boundary box. We're gonna take the word "flaccid" and put it in there with my mom's titties and your erection problems, and we gonna close this box and we gonna throw this bitch in the ocean. And the only way that you can get to this box is you gotta be motherfuckin' Jacques Cousteau. -- Mike Lowery “Bad Boys II”

Now that's how you supposed to shoot. From now on, that's how you shoot! Oh man, I want my next partner to shoot like that. Whoo! It takes a dysfunctional motherfucker to bust somebody in the head like that. That's some dysfunctional shit! My next partner's gonna invite me to his barbecues and shit, though. -- Mike Lowery "Bad Boys II"

Welcome. Please be advised that there is a 12-foot mech-ninja roaming the area. He is not friendly, and if encountered, you will most certainly die. Thank you, and have a nice day. -- Me

Flamethrowers: because someone once thought "I'd really like to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." -- A poster on verydemotivational.com

But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint. -- The Bible, Isaiah 40:31

It's kinda like a tasty virus. -- Faecat

Three guys in the car, rave music, no girls, I’m not gonna judge, but I swear to Christ that if you don’t pull over and give yourselves up, quietly, your head is going up the driver’s ass, his head is going up your ass, and you, you drew the short straw, because your head is going up my ass. -- Hancock, “Hancock”

Ding-dong, motherfuckers! Ding-dong! -- Romeo "Boondock Saints II: All Saints' Day"

All the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!', and I'll look down, and whisper 'no.' -- Rorschach “Watchmen”

Did he just go crazy and fall asleep? -- Wash "Firefly"

Las muerjas se sentarán en la sección de no fumar. -- Me, in Spanish class ages ago. (Translation: The dead sit in the nonsmoking section.)

I mean every word I ever say, ever, because I'm...Harry...Potter! -- Harry Potter, in the Potter Puppet Pals episode, “Wizard Swears”

Cling tenaciously onto my buttocks! -- MadRaven

I think on the way here, some alien zapped you with a stupid ray…twice. -- Ratchet, in Starseeded’s fic “Barricade Surprise”

Reading fanfic is like panning for gold in a sewage pipe...you gotta dig through a lot of shit before you find the real treasure. -- Me

Honey, I’m straight and I’d fuck Jacob! -- Jason

A man who inflicts suffering cannot rest. His guilty mind won't allow it. But today...I can finally close my eyes to the living nightmare...and lay down knowing I won't wake again. -- Scar "Fullmetal Alchemist"

Bootstrap totally shanked the J-Nor! -- The Dork of York

Happiness comes in shades of grey. -- James

Eleven gold won’t buy you a Resurrect. -- Shawn, a.k.a. Bob

Starscream thinks he’s all that and a bag of chips, but all he is is a stale Dorito. -- Me

Never doubt that a small group of committed people can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has. -- Margaret Mead

I am the Cursed Wormy Arm…no, wait. I am the Cursed Demon Armor! Once your flesh becomes one with my steel, you will lose all emotion and become a warrior of death, for I shall take your soul! -- Alphonse Elric, “Fullmetal Alchemist”

I should avoid casting any spells tonight, if only to give the laws of physics time to cry alone in the corner. -- Vaarsuvius “The Order of the Stick”

No, no, no…you have writing to do. You can die later. -- Faecat

If they projected the fact that they are dangerous any harder, there would be little puddles of “danger” on the floor around them. Look, it’s “danger,” don’t step in it! -- T’fyrr “The Eagle and the Nightingale”

Sorry, readers, but I can't finish the story, as my chapter ending suffered a massive bout of teenage rebellion and ran away from home to elope with my plotline. -- Me

Kirk! The horny space-pirate guy! -- James

Crushed and broken beneath an unconscious naked child...yep, I think I'm done here. -- Vegeta "Dragonball Z: Abridged"

Oh yeah! Intercontinental Ballistic Facepalm! -- James

When once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the Earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return. -- Leonardo da Vinci

It's raining man-juice!
Hallelujah? -- Catherine & Sara "CSI"

Hey, I don't have to sit here and be insulted!
That's right, you could ride off and let us insult you behind your back like we were doing already.
-- Skif & Elspeth "Arrow's Fall"

I'm as human as the next man.
I WAS the next man!
-- Jones Sr. & Indy "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade"

Your God has abandoned you.
My God is with me always.
-- Possessed Unas & Simon "Stargate: SG-1"

I'd probably look like a jackass if I even suggested it.
Only a jackass can change the world.
-- Gippal & Auron "Final Fantasy X-2"

Is your order on the screen correct?
I don't know! It's covered with paper!
-- McDonalds Drive-Thru Guy & Felicia

So you're having the child out of wedlock?
No, I'm having it outside.
-- Me & Felicia

Are you calling me gay?
No, no, I just thought you could use some extra seamen on your poop deck!
-- Carter & Peter "Family Guy"

Think we need a password?
How about "Kick...it's...ass!"
-- Rikku & Paine "Final Fantasy X-2"

Why didn't you answer your cellphone?
I was falling off the ladder. --
Jessica & Nash "One Life to Live"

Hark! What yonder window breaks?
The one you threw the rock through! --
James & Mom

If you print that, it's slander!
It is not, I resent that! Slander's spoken; in print, it's libel. --
Peter Parker & J. Jonah Jameson "Spiderman"

How do you spell "wife"?
Kid, you spell it W-H-O-R-E. --
The Kid & Hayes "Seraphim Falls"

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
I don't know. Were you thinking "Holy shit, holy shit, a swordfish almost went through my head"? If so, yes. --
Max & the Chief "Get Smart"

These men are in criminal violation of the Environmental Protection Act, and this explosion is the result of it!
Your MOTHER! --
Walter Peck & Egon Spengler "Ghostbusters"

You like Seymour!
He needs serious mental help!
Yeah, but you like him anyway.
That's because I love mentally ill people!
-- Me & Felicia

Uh-oh!
Don't tell me...we're about to go over a huge waterfall.
Yep.
Sharp rocks at the bottom?
Most likely.
Bring it on.
-- Pacha & Kuzco "The Emperor's New Groove"

And shepherds we shall be,
For thee, my lord, for thee.
Power hath descended forth from thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out thy command.
And we shall flow a river forth unto thee,
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In nomine Patri, et Filii, et Spiritu Sancti
-- The McManus Family Prayer "The Boondock Saints"

Is that what the trainees call you?
Oh, that they call me, other things among. And "Great Stone-Face," or "Herald Stone-Heart. They take me, perhaps, for granite.
Was that a
joke I just heard? A pun?"
Not possible. No sense of humor have I. All know this. --
Talamir & Alberich "Exile's Honor"

When you're sad, it always seems to rain.
Lots of people are sad when it rains.
It rains because you're sad, baby. --
K & Laura "Men in Black 2"

Is the future of our race not worth a single human life?
You'll never stop at one! I'LL TAKE YOU ALL ON! --
Megatron & Optimus Prime "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"

Agent DiNozzo, what in the name of Primus compelled you to attempt car surfing with my twins?
Uh, the power of Christ? --
Optimus Prime & Anthony DiNozzo, in Gixxer Pilot's Transformers/NCIS fic "Alienated"

Do you hear that screaming?! Do you hear that screaming?!
Oh, they'll stop screaming when they die. --
Tanya & Jason

The roof, the roof, the roof is more dramatic!
We don’t need no monsters, let the motherfucker fall…fall, motherfucker, fall! -- Me & Faecat

Strawberries are good for you!
Name a fruit that isn’t.
…Elton John? -- Felicia, Me, & James

You really dream about world domination?
Not all the time. -- Jack Carter & Nathan Stark, Eureka

What the hell were you thinking?
I did NOT get out of the car!
Don't you EVER do that again! ...now you've got something to write home about, Palmer. -- Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Jimmy Palmer, NCIS

And who was holding the gun to your head?
My conscience? -- Me & Mario

You masturbate more than anyone else on the planet!
Shit, everyone knows that! Tell me something no one knows!
When you do it, you’re thinking about guys!
…not all the time. -- Rufus & Jay, Dogma

I am the fire of the western sea
I am the child of the earth
I sing to the sun, but the moon sings to me
My mother was born at my birth --
The Mad Prophet "Jericho Moon"

The Lord bless thee, and keep thee:
The Lord make his face shine upon thee, and be gracious unto thee:
The Lord lift up his countenance upon thee, and give thee peace. --
The Bible, Numbers 6:24-26

Button, oh button, oh where hast thou fled?
Didst thee tarry too long amongst fabric and thread?
Didst thou roll from my bosom and cease to exist?
How I wish I could follow thee into the mist. -- Severus Snape, the Potter Puppet Pals episode “Snape’s Diary”

But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun!
Yeah, his shenanigans are just cruel and tragic.
Which makes them not shenanigans at all, really.
EVIL shenanigans!
I swear to God I’ll pistol-whip the next guy who says “shenanigans”!
Hey, Farva? What’s the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls, and the mozzarella sticks?
You mean Shenaniganz? You’re talking about Shenaniganz, right? -- Mack, Ramathorn, Foster, Captain O’Hagan, & Farva “Super Troopers”

Well, he’s no Chuck Norris…
You bring that golden calf bullshit into this House of Brando one more time and I swear I will discipline you. -- Jared Kowalski & The Commander “Manly Guys Doing Manly Things”

And the Dragons' song, so wild and strong
Fell from the sky like rain
Upon my soul; which, watered well, bloomed with a joy no words can tell
Where once was a dusty plain
-- Song in the Silence


Now it's time to meet the muses!

The Neighbors: A huge group of generally amorphous blobs who are responsible for most of the strangely random things that go on in my fics and ideas for new stories. Actually, the little bastards seem to spend more time fighting with each other over story priority than they do coming up with new stuff, but there you go. (Shrugs)

Azrael: The Angel of Death, and strangely enough, my Humor muse...probably because of my warped and sometimes childish sense of humor. He's a big smart-ass, and he's tall and pale, with dark hair, a neatly trimmed beard and mustache, and deep blue eyes. I've got a drawing I did of him as my featured deviation on my deviantart page, if you're really that interested in him.

Heron: A highly intelligent eagle-wolf hybrid. He's got the head and body of a Gray Wolf, but talons instead of paws on his forelegs and huge wings. Heron's my all-purpose muse, although he's secretly a big cornball and keeps throwing romantic ideas at me. He and Azrael actually get along quite well and are currently working in tandem on "The Makings of a Hero", as well as some ideas for my upcoming stories. (See below)

Kimbley: Yes, as in the maniac Zolf Kimbley from Fullmetal Alchemist. Apparently, he just showed up one day, and decided that he's going to be my DARK muse. You won't find too much of his stuff here, but he's taken credit for most of the really creepy stuff I've already written.

Randall the Drunken Leprechaun: Umm...he was a muse of mine a long time ago, but disappeared and has only recently returned. He's a stereotypical leprechaun, but doesn't have the Irish accent, and he takes credit for anything I've written where a character is drunk, high, or stranger than normal.


Current Stories

The Makings of a Hero: (Final Fantasy X) Chapter 39 now up! An unfortunate accident occurs and Charlie ends up joining Yuna's pilgrimage. She's never played the game before, however, which means that she has no idea what lies ahead of her. Rated T for mild cursing and violence.

Broken Boundaries: (Final Fantasy X) Chapter 5 now up! After much deliberation, I decided that it'd be best to rewrite this before starting on the sequel. That way I can clean up any grammar/plot/whatever mistakes made in the first one. If you liked the original version, then I'm sure you'll like the new version more.

Discovered by the Roadside: (Transformers) Chapter 9 now up! Out of the goodness of his spark, Optimus picks up a stranded hitchhiker and gives her a lift home. Unfortunately, a simple task becomes much more difficult when a mad Decepticon becomes involved. Friendship-fic!

Completed Stories

Broken Boundaries (Old Version): (Final Fantasy X) The first fic I ever posted! It's pretty rough, considering that I had no beta at the time, but give it a chance if you have time. Ria Summers was an ordinary gas station attendant until the night the monsters appeared. Now she's on a quest spanning across two worlds with a Tonberry, her messed up magic, and a man who can't decide whether he's dead or not! Rated T for profanity and violence.

Gladiator: (Crossovers) My first humor fic! What happens when the "evil" wizard Katz kidnaps random guys from the worlds of SoulCalibur, Yu-Gi-Oh, Inuyasha, and Final Fantasy VII, VIII, and X? Complete and total insanity! Rated M for profanity, perversion, and flat-out weirdness.

Flaming Queen Alchemist: (Fullmetal Alchemist) A oneshot about what happens when Mustang loses a bet. No pairings. Rated T in case Roy in a dress offends people.

Dust Busters: (Fullmetal Alchemist) Winry and Sheska decide to do some detective work and get into something they shouldn't, much to Ed, Al, and Scar's dismay. Rated T for language and some suggestive themes.

The Hawk, the Stray, and the Would-Be Romeo: (Fullmetal Alchemist) A oneshot about events that unfold while Riza walks Black Hayate. Surprise ending inside!

Crime and Punishment: (Kingdom Hearts) A oneshot of how I thought things in a specific scene should have gone.

Low Blow: (Final Fantasy VII) A oneshot in which Reeve is punished because of Cait Sith. Rated M for language.

Showtime!: (Transformers) A oneshot gift-fic for Faecat based on a crack-tastic plotbunny she helped spawn. The Autobots and their NEST comrades bear witness to a rather disturbing event. Rated T for brief mentions of nudity.

Dorito of Doom: (Transformers) A oneshot gift-fic for Gixxer Pilot based on a conversation we had. Sunstreaker and Sideswipe take Starscream's resemblance to a certain snack food a little too seriously. Rated T for safety, and just because I'm used to rating most everything that way.

Crossing: (Transformers) A slightly AU oneshot in which Jazz is alive, and trying to help a boy through a dark time without revealing himself as an alien. Rated T for attempted suicide.

Seven Days of Death: (Transformers) A oneshot companion piece to Discovered by the Roadside. It follows my Decepticon OC, Darklight, through several events set on Earth and Cybertron. Rated M for dark themes.


I know that no one will really care, or anything, but I wrote an FMA song celebrating the death of Brigadier General Basque Gran!

(Sung to the tune of Joy to the World)

Joy to the world!
Gran is dead!
'Cause Scar...blew off...HIS HEAD!
What happened to his body?
Who cares? Let's throw a party!
We'll party all night long!
We'll party all night long!
'Cause Scar did us a favor
And Gran is gone!


If you like the "Zelda" series, and the band "Queen" then go to http://www.flashplayer.com/music/lozprincesoftheuniverse.htmland check out this video!

If you like the Fullmetal Alchemist manga, go check out this amazing video! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWSX11RlTZ8&feature=PlayList&p=C9903B0977B53B85&index=12

If anyone wants to see some of my artwork, go to http://anasazidarkmoon.deviantart.com and tell me what you think.

And here's the link to my fictionpress account, if anyone wants to read any of my original, non-fanfiction stuff: http://www.fictionpress.com/anasazidarkmoon

(Sees everyone glaring at her) Uh...okay, I'll stop bombarding you with useless information now.

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Wand and Shield by Morta's Priest reviews
The world is breaking; war and technology are pushing on the edge of the unbelievable, and S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately attempts to keep the peace. The soldier and the scientist are not the only lights that push back against the darkness, however; magic will encompass the world again as the last wizard makes himself known.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 239,116 - Reviews: 5555 - Favs: 8,294 - Follows: 9,614 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
The Wizard and the Lonely Princess by Harry Leferts reviews
We all have imaginary friends when we're young right? Well, as it turns out, Harry's might not be all that imaginary at all... Chapters 9-11Rewritten
Crossover - Harry Potter & My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 144,678 - Reviews: 1267 - Favs: 1,387 - Follows: 1,460 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Harry P., Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon
Harry Crow by robst reviews
The Dursleys don't want their freak of a nephew in their home, so Vernon takes Harry directly from number 4's doorstep to Gringotts. What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Harry and co now entering fourth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 98 - Words: 684,458 - Reviews: 21176 - Favs: 9,596 - Follows: 10,914 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Majora's Mask by FakeJake93 reviews
Having stumbled upon the troubled land of Termina, seemingly cut off from the rest of the world and doomed to an inevitable apocalypse, Link finds his own past reflected all around him, dealing with these echoes while attempting to prevent the world's end.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 46 - Words: 409,695 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Link, Tatl, Skull Kid
Dawn of a Dead Day by aragstockedoldbastard reviews
When the Third Day closes with the fall of the moon, the Mask Salesman and his young Scrub associate must strike a new deal - to survive the ReDead-strewn wastelands of a ruined Termina, and restore balance to the world. Their only hope lies in the heart of the storm - Ikana Canyon, land of the dead. Hard T for violence, language. *Chapter 16!*
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,148 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Link, Happy Mask Salesman
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 242,366 - Reviews: 4309 - Favs: 4,271 - Follows: 5,421 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
The Man in the Red Coat by Boredom Queen of Insanity reviews
Legend states that before Sin there were sixteen Aeons scattered across Spira, yet now Yevon only teaches of five. To aid Yuna to defeat Sin, the Fayth of the forgotten Aeons woke a dreamer who knew where to find them. Unfortunately, Terra seemed only to make the situation worse. Onesided Auron/OC
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,510 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Auron
The Leaf's Naruto by Morta's Priest reviews
There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,736 - Reviews: 2713 - Favs: 4,916 - Follows: 5,636 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Deathly Hallowed by Shujin1 reviews
The Tale of Three Brothers was not a legend. It was a warning. No one cheats Death. And luckily for Lily Potter, the promise of the Cloak's return in exchange for her son's life was a fair deal. Stare into the abyss, Harry Potter, and we will see who blinks first.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,463 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Harry P., Lily Evans P.
Final Fantasy X - Resolution by LordJX reviews
What happens when a soldier of Bevelle retires to one of Spira's tropical islands and unexpectedly finds the love of his life? He finds the adventure of his life! Join Kilika's Lady Tara and her guardian Gian as they embark on an adventure that will change both of their lives forever.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 42,813 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: Sacred Reliquary by Sharper Than the Sword reviews
This is not the Hyrule you know. An ageless Princess rules from cold spires high above, a dark horror stalks the nights, a small band of rebels fights for the people, and a ruthless warrior named Ganondorf thirsts for the blood of nobles.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 164,330 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Link, Midna, Ganondorf, Zelda
Prince of the Dark Kingdom by Mizuni-sama reviews
Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. Mentor ok VII Ch.6 Amelon's investigation comes to him, Snape bites off more than he can chew, Enid suspects, Remus and Sirius commiserate, and Voldemort reminds Harry he's a terrible, terrible man.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 145 - Words: 1,220,148 - Reviews: 9831 - Favs: 5,155 - Follows: 4,579 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
True Warriors Never Die by Kenchi618 reviews
With enough time anyone can call themselves a master of life, but no matter how much time goes by one cannot truly understand existence as a whole without first having experienced death. How will one blond handle his brush with it? - "Wait... what?"
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 378,961 - Reviews: 3715 - Favs: 4,814 - Follows: 4,016 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... Ch. 101, Precautionary Measures: Pt. 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 561,157 - Reviews: 23758 - Favs: 13,413 - Follows: 12,323 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Always The Quiet Ones by Sanjuno Shori Niko reviews
Creation moves in cycles, Seeker femmes look just like Seeker mechs, and courtship displays freak out even evil Decepticons. Now Soundwave has to find out why Thundercracker is suddenly so violent... and why Starscream and Skywarp are giggling like that.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,636 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Skywarp, Soundwave, Starscream, Thundercracker - Complete
Dreaming of You by Zoop reviews
Tanith Walker knows the Lord of the Rings movies by heart, but the real deal is a lot different. Aragorn isn't as hot as she expected, and the only hunk of tasty male flesh she's seeing naked belongs to an Orc. Good thing *that* isn't real... or is it? Cover art by Amy Rowell.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 182,482 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Uruk-hai, Human
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 255,693 - Reviews: 12793 - Favs: 14,640 - Follows: 12,153 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Mother's Love by Jade Tatsu reviews
The love of one Mother drove Sephiroth to almost destroy the Planet. Knowing the future, how far would another Mother go to protect her child? Find out as Cloud's Mother turns the world everyone knew upside down because nothing is going to stop her from saving her little boy. For one life, her son's life, she will change everything. Time travel, AU,Eventual Cloud/Seph, Aerith/Zack
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 68,721 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Insomnia by tikitikirevenge reviews
Sun-dappled glades, ash-coated worlds: a retelling of Majora's Mask.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 190,104 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Link, Tatl
Something Wicked This Way Comes by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
After Cedric's death, Harry and company summon a demon to kill Lord Voldemort. Except, well, when the hell is summoning a demon ever turn out just the way you planned?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Disgaea - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 48 - Words: 160,233 - Reviews: 1439 - Favs: 1,547 - Follows: 1,253 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Harry P., Etna - Complete
Up a Treehouse by Kit Thespian reviews
Sephiroth is alive. But how? That's what HE wants to know. Will he ever find out? And will he be able to have a normal life? Naaaah. Yuffieroth
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 121,170 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 1/10/2005 - [Yuffie K., Sephiroth] Prof. Hojo
Forward by Peptuck reviews
Following the Miranda broadwave, there's only one direction for Malcolm Reynolds and his crew to go. Part Nine: Wrath: Cornered on Persephone, River faces both the dark products of the Academy, and her own inner demons. Post-BDM, Series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 78 - Words: 508,921 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 2/27/2008 - River
House Calls by Spoiled Sweet reviews
Always the Team Mom, Sakura opens up her home as a clinic for the hospital-phobic ninja of Konoha. At the same time, her relationship with Kakashi begins to evolve in a way she never expected. M for swearing and later content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 262,803 - Reviews: 2685 - Favs: 2,290 - Follows: 1,652 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
On the Wings of Dragons by Bobmin356 reviews
The Weyr prepares for the step of going public against the backdrop of heightening international tensions and increasingly complex personal issues. And is Britain really secure now that the Ministry has been conquered? Sequel to The Queen Who Fell to Earth. Harry/Hr/OCF
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 365,930 - Reviews: 2054 - Favs: 2,127 - Follows: 1,710 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Gunslinger by Nataku's Wrath reviews
Vincent Valentine: A hero of legend, sleeping through time. What happens when he wakes up in Spira to find a new terror destroying the land and a new group of heroes asking for his help? Final Fantasy VII x X crossover. Read and Review!
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 239,649 - Reviews: 1390 - Favs: 1,222 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 7/19/2006
What Comes Around by ladyofdarkstar reviews
After the last human financial advisor to NEST left cursing Ratchet's name, the last thing the Autobot expected was to like the replacement. Inspired by "If an Autobot, do NOT do the following" and written with permission of the author. Reviews are love!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 210,588 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Ratchet
Finding Home by cywsaphyre reviews
When Harry finally accepted the fact that he had stopped aging, ten years had passed and he knew it was time to leave. AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,162 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 7,117 - Follows: 3,732 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Wizards Fall by Bobmin356 reviews
A different spin on the Potter Verse featuring a manipulative Dumbledore and an evil worse than Voldemort. A look at what could drive three people to destroy the Wizarding World.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 143,427 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 352 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
We Are Legend by Jeune Chat reviews
When most of the world's super-powered people lose their powers, it's up to Warren Peace and his friends to figure out how it happened and how to stop it. But learning why this happened and what they need to do could take them into legend - and legends don't always end well. Sequel to War and Peace In Mind
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,339 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Warren P., William S./Will - Complete
Love Her and Despair by AuronLu reviews
Dive into an epic AU sequel to FFX with a dark premise: What if Yuna had chosen the Final Summoning? Thirteen years later, Isaaru must set aside the mantle of Grand Maester to resume his pilgrimage, aided and thwarted by Sir Auron, Yuna's surviving guardians, the Al Bhed, the Crimson Squad and a Sin like none before. [2009 Genesis Awards Winner: Best Action/Adventure]
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 134,965 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Auron, Lulu
The Spellbook by Ander Arias reviews
Meg gets a spellbook for her 18th birthday, but she is unaware of the dangers that may unleash. Meg/OC, Brian/Jillian. Read&Review, please!
Family Guy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 54 - Words: 284,235 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 6/12/2008 - [Meg G., OC] [Jillian R., Brian G.] - Complete
The Real Game by Feather Black reviews
'Thought is real, it's the physical that's imaginary' Just what does determine the real? When the line between reality and fiction is so blurred, how will Alex ever keep a grip on sanity? - Updating
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 163,990 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 2/26/2005
A Good Offense by JoIsBishMyoga reviews
Another year at Hogwarts, and, as always, last year's events have consequences... Sequel to The Best Defense. Not Yoma's, see my profile for links. Yu Yu HakushoHarry Potter crossover. Abandoned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 119,548 - Reviews: 1948 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 6/2/2005
Forcible Redemption by Sarah1281 reviews
Loki had given a lot of thought to what his punishment might be but this one might be the worst of all. Apparently he was going to be redeemed. By THOR. That was such a bad idea it was painful. Where was an abyss to be thrown into when you needed it?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,916 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
In Love and War by Nova Gloriosa reviews
Raminas was at his wit's end. His niece needed a husband, whether she wanted one or not. And when Basch fon Ronsenburg strode into the room, he realized the Captain was the perfect candidate. BaschxOC 8.20.13 UNDERGOING MASSIVE REWRITE!
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,708 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Basch
Firefly by Araceil reviews
FINISHED - EPILOGUE TO COME. When they went to sleep, they hoped of a better future. But with Gaia insane and Magic as dead as his friends, Harry has no reason to stay. Escape and exist was all he had in mind when he stowed away on a ship to Pandora. Not another war. Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 79,896 - Reviews: 2163 - Favs: 3,457 - Follows: 3,445 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Harry P., Tsu'tey
Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 2158 - Favs: 5,098 - Follows: 2,651 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Science and Fiction by Faecat reviews
When you're a fan girl, you're a fan girl. You can't help the stupid things you do for your fandom. But what happens when you're suddenly the only one who KNOWS about the fandom? Let's find out, shall we? TF movieverse, for now set between TF and TF2.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 146 - Words: 620,683 - Reviews: 3353 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Sideswipe - Complete
Megatron Goes to Energon Mountain by Faecat reviews
CRACKFIC! Parody of Charlie the Unicorn Goes to Candy Mountain. I am not to be held responsible for the crack within. anasazidarkmoon's giftfic in response to Showtime!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Megatron, Optimus Prime - Complete
Indebted by Velf reviews
Set a few years after the film, based mainly on that and the first anime. A sweeping epic, with drama, action, adventure, angst, humour and romance. Original Characters. M for a small amount of mature content. A joke fic that got out of control.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 121 - Words: 526,621 - Reviews: 2495 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Legend of Zelda: Child of the Sun by Author of Doom Rin reviews
What if Link had never come to the Kokiri, fostered instead by another race? Raised as a child of the desert, Link comes to Hyrule to learn the ways of royalty. As the adventure unfolds, a troubling question arises. Can Link betray his own King? Oot AU LZ
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 226,595 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Link, Ganondorf
The Little Veela that Could by Darth Drafter reviews
During the Second Task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Headmaster Dumbledore watches his plan for the Greater Good crumble and die. A Veela girl receives the gift of life through the blood and sacrifice of the last Potter. Gabby/Harry w/ a twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 350,784 - Reviews: 1806 - Favs: 2,313 - Follows: 2,154 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Gabrielle D., Harry P. - Complete
The Gospel According to Tony by Mengde reviews
Tony Stark's spending the evening in, to help Bruce Banner celebrate his birthday. Problem is Tony can't seem to throw a party without gate-crashers showing up... and these ones are armed and dangerous. Movie-verse.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Iron Man/Anthony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
Cheerilee's Garden by Sunshine the Pony reviews
This will *hopefully* be split into chapters soon!
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,694 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Cheerilee - Complete
Funny That Way by LuvaGoodMrE reviews
Tony Stark had long ago accepted that his life was weird. Charmed and amazing – often terrifying – but weird. Still, this took the cake. It's not every day that he loaned out a guest room to a funny girl who got herself knocked up by the God of Mischief.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 135,974 - Reviews: 1893 - Favs: 2,973 - Follows: 1,286 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Change of Heart by ebtwisty9 reviews
All Bowser wanted was a good Birthday. All Peach thought she wanted was some time away from life. What she got may have changed her mind...about everything she's ever known. BowserxPeach with LuigixDaisy, KammyxKamek, koopalings, and others.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 267,049 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Bowser, Peach
Harry Potter and the Mind by Overdog reviews
What really happens when an abused teen reaches his breaking point? People get killed in this story, and real-life teenagers cuss. This is an A/U fic, and deviates from canon. HP/HG/LL, though later.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 67,348 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Rare Side Effects May Include the Following by Maiafay reviews
The laser failed. Leon must contend with a stowaway inside his mind, one with an insatiable hunger, bizarre powers, and a horrifying secret of what the Las Plagas really are, a secret that Albert Wesker wants for himself. AU.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,500 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 2/7/2005 - A. Wesker, Leon S. K., Ada W., O. Saddler
The Medic's Apprentice by Faecat reviews
When Sunstreaker had gone too far one too many times, where does Ratchet go to get some help in doling out a bit of punishment? The local auto shop. Rated for some language. One shot.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,510 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Ratchet - Complete
Sailor Moon: Requiem of Silence by Raziel12 reviews
Hotaru begins to remember the origins of Saturn as Setsuna is forced to deal with the consequences of past mistakes. The Moon Kingdom casts a long shadow, and its past is neither gone nor forgotten.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 103,813 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Hotaru T./Sailor Saturn, Setsuna M./Sailor Pluto
Schism by Mengde reviews
A day after Cloud and Sephiroth's final duel, a strange visitor named Auron appears on the doorstep of Seventh Heaven. His arrival starts a conflict that will decide not only their fates, but that of the Planet itself. Revised and better than ever.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 103,624 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
From Scratch by Marie Goos reviews
The Dragon Warrior has finally brought peace to the Valley, and to Shifu- although, with an old flame's return, Tai Lung alive and less than repentant, and the threat of war looming over China, you could have fooled him. Sequel to Blue Plate Special.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 90,983 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Shifu, Tai Lung
Bring Me To Life by Child of the Ancients reviews
Myra is killed and then brought back to life by Koenma so she can assist the spirit detectives. She helps them out as much as she can, but there's one problem with her. Her mother abused her, so Myra is incredibly withdrawn.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,230 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 4/18/2004
Walkabout by fringeperson reviews
Harry was left in the Australian outback by his relatives. Rather than dying from exposure, the heat, or any of the many and varied nasties that could have easily killed him, Harry was found. Don't own. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,951 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 315 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Shades of Grey by Gixxer Pilot reviews
All he wanted was to spend a couple of relaxing days with his daughter, but apparently the cosmos were of the opinion that they weren't quite done screwing with Leonard McCoy's life. Academy fic.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,432 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 11/6/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones, John Harrison/Khan - Complete
Prime by Luki Dimension reviews
Post ROTF. Life is finally getting back to normal for Sam Witwicky, when a visit from Optimus shatters his world...again.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,802 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Sam W., Optimus Prime - Complete
Silver Orchid by Gaiagirl33 reviews
She thought that she was going to be unhappy for the rest of her life until she was rescued by a masked shinobi. OC. Slight AU. Please read and review. Rating may change later in story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,157 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Naruto U.
Avatar Chronicles:: To Truly See by Sapphire-Raindrop reviews
Sara Mason is twenty-five years old, and after the battle with the Na'vi and RDA, she's torn between loyalty to Earth and love for Pandora. When she is given the opportunity to become one with The People, she is forced to choose the path she will walk.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 111,035 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Complete
Best Christmas Ever by DaemonicKitten reviews
After repainting Optimus green and white, Bella is hit with a powerful prank muse. Tag to Her Twins. Canon and non-Canon pairings inside.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,595 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
Azure by Faecat reviews
Behind Blue Eyes has inspired yet another introspective songfic. Looking into the lives of some of our favorite Autobots and finding that they have some rather intense secrets held within their sparks.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,480 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Complete
Child of Grace by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
Hiatus. AU. The Girl-Who-Lived discovers the wizarding world and unearths secrets that could change her life forever. Or end it. Fifth Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 54 - Words: 370,545 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 1,147 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 10/19/2004 - Harry P., Luna L., Blaise Z., Tom R. Jr.
All Expenses Paid by Gixxer Pilot reviews
Sequel & NCIS/Transformers crossover. Abby was upset she didn't get to go to Diego Garcia with her team. But when Galloway and his strange new friend start making waves, Abby realizes things might not be as good as they seem.
Crossover - NCIS & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,929 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Abby S., Optimus Prime
Bitterly Ever After by The Dork of York reviews
Stella Bell was a witch and a bastard, striving for gentility on Tortuga. James Norrington was an angry drunkard desirous of revenge. Both were bitter as bile, and certainly didn't expect to be friends. Funny ol' world, innit? NorringtonOC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 303,209 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 8/9/2006 - James N. - Complete
For Science by Gixxer Pilot reviews
Sideswipe and Sunstreaker have come a long way since landing on Earth. But an 'incident' with Maggie Madsen oh so politely reminds them they still haven't come quite far enough. Post 2007 movie.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Maggie M., Sideswipe - Complete
Tales of the Summoned: Odin by The RPGenius reviews
This is the story of the gallant warrior, Odin. Like the Summoned Monster himself, it spans many worlds of Final Fantasy. Thanks to many of my friends for proofreading. Name has changed recently, so earlier chapters are slightly inaccurately titled.
Final Fantasy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 88,909 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 7/19/2002
Trials of a Seeker by Sorciere reviews
Will gets turned into a Seeker. Things really go downhill from there. Semi-serious crack-bunny, rated for a couple of later chapters.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 202,590 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - W. Lennox, Ironhide - Complete
Agent Angst? by fredesrojo reviews
Why is Special Agent Jethro Gibbs so grumpy? Ducky and Abby know... Crack!fic based off of PotterPuppetPals video.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Judgment Day by Gixxer Pilot reviews
Jesse Sensor made plenty of little mistakes in his life, but nothing terrible came of them. This mistake was different. This time, he stood up Annabelle Lennox up on prom night. Companion to '5 Times the Hatchet'.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,392 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Wheelie, Ironhide - Complete
Moon Fire by Snapegirlkmf reviews
A guilt-stricken Harry finds solace with a mysterious black stallion, never dreaming it's the Animagus form of Severus Snape. But Harry has a dark secret, one that could mean his death unless Snape discovers it in time. AU, no slash! Angsty!Harry HP/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 227,535 - Reviews: 1944 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Duet by LadySchadenfreude reviews
Bongo Bongo waits within the Shadow Temple, relishing the approach of the Hero.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Link - Complete
In the Middle of my Backswing! by The Grinning Psychopath reviews
Golf balls... need i say more?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2010 - J. O'Neill, Teal'c - Complete
Blue Plate Special by Marie Goos reviews
After Oogway hires a stranger off the street to cook for Shifu and Tai Lung, things begin to get a little awkward.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 284,611 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Shifu, Tai Lung - Complete
Edict of Flame by Vashxv reviews
About a year after Sozin's Comet, Azula breaks out of her imprisonment. She sets out to seek revenge as well as to get answers to her millions of questions. Everything has changed in the past year, and she now has to learn how to fit into this new world.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,462 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Azula
Pas de Quoi by Lutralutra reviews
Bon Cop, Bad Cop. An epilogue to the movie, sort of - David has something he needs to do before he goes home at last. Bilingual fic, David/Martin friendship.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Complete
A Bubble for a Spirit Level by Volitan reviews
Four new members of the crew are sent on fools errands...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2010 - M. Scott/Scotty, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Ships in the Night by T. Fowler reviews
Meg, a social worker, unintentionally becomes entangled with both Rorschach and Adrian Veidt. Rorschach/OC Pre-book/movie
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,650 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Adrian V./Ozymandias - Complete
The Tale of the Fierce Deity by SubZeroChimera reviews
A story told of the Fierce Diety, Oni Link, to a curious little wind sorceror. His origins, his intentions, everything. But what effect will that have on the sorceror? Maybe not what he expects! Oneshot, rated for blood. This is NOT VaatixOni, got that!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,337 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Fierce Deity, Vaati - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5487 - Favs: 7,606 - Follows: 2,915 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Summer Vacation by Bookworm Gal reviews
When summer rolls around, people are drawn to exotic locations. And where is more exotic than the NEST base of operations? Annabelle will have a interesting vacation to say the least. A "Black Crayons" story.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,750 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Annabelle L., Ironhide - Complete
Elemental War by Da KeR MysTeRr reviews
Spira's calm is threatened again.In order to save Spira, Tidus has to find five strangers that are the supposed heirs of the elemental Gods and if that isn't bad enough, he has to find two Angels that have only been heard of in legends. Can he do it?
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 137,339 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 11/9/2005 - Tidus
They're Doing What! by mmouse15 reviews
Sam finds out from Bumblebee some of the ways Cybertronians connect to each other - a challenge response.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
Triangle Man by Kittisbat reviews
The Autobots and their human allies stumble upon the song "Triangle Man" and stupidity ensues. Inspired by the Transformer's Wiki, Teletran 1. One shot. Appropriate for most ages.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2010 - W. Lennox, Starscream - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,700 - Reviews: 9500 - Favs: 10,621 - Follows: 4,555 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Alienated by Gixxer Pilot reviews
NCIS/Transformers 2007 crossover. The death of a Navy Petty Officer leads NCIS to the Autobots. But does one team member know more than he's letting on? Full NCIS casefile, 'M' rating is for safety. Complete.
Crossover - NCIS & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 68,017 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D., Optimus Prime - Complete
Baby Got Back by DaemonicKitten reviews
A side one-shot of a prank the Lennox's pull, with a little help, on two very unsuspecting, but very deserving mechs. Loosely related to 'Autobot Pranks'. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,463 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Optimus Prime, Ironhide - Complete
Doubting Thomas by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. AU. After all, every child deserves a mother who loves them. Even those who grow up to be monsters. Luna just never imagined things would turn out this way. Time Travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,556 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 1,314 - Follows: 177 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Broadening One's Horizons by Ryuuko1 reviews
A plot device leaves Megatron and Sam in a situation they would do ANYTHING to reverse...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,550 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Megatron, Sam W. - Complete
Purple Heart by Gixxer Pilot reviews
Rule #86: A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive. 2009 Movieverse series of oneshots. Complete.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,949 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Optimus Prime, W. Lennox - Complete
Year of the Wiggler by superblooper reviews
Secrets, stars, love, and politics. Peaceful times in the Mushroom Kingdom allow Peach to focus on her personal life while Star Spirits conspire to grant her the wisdom to choose her destiny. BowserxPeach, LuigixDaisy and others.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 101,558 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Peach, Bowser - Complete
The Ocarina of Time by Peptuck reviews
A black shadow of evil spreads across Hyrule, and all hopes rest upon a lone warrior, his fairy guardian, and the courage in his heart....An in-depth novelization of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 161,338 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Link
Testament of Light and Darkness by ScytheRider reviews
One-shot. Hear the words of A-Kul, she they call Champion of Aether, and how she fought through the darkness... the darkness which had become part of her. Bonus: lyrics to the Metroid Prime 2 Echoes theme.
Metroid - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,878 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Complete
A Twin Star by ROGUEFURY reviews
A girl finds her way into the DBZ dimension, where with the help of her fave fics and with the use of an old possession from a previous life, will find who she truly is, and where she belongs.Ch.18 FINALLY UP! Hope you guys enjoy!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 217,577 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 8/5/2004 - Piccolo
Friendly Fetish by feonixqueen reviews
What happens when Chad Yasutora comes “face to face” with his deepest, darkest secret fetish, and Orihime is the not-so-unfortunate target? Some very un-Chad-like behavior! Naughty, but not? Only my second fanfic, so honest criticism please my lovelies :
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,693 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Chad/Y. Sado, Orihime I. - Complete
Angels High, Demons Wild by Hickumu reviews
Post "Heaven and Hell" pre "Sex and Violence". Crowley and Aziraphale aren't about to let their hard work averting the last Apocalypse go to waste, and travel to America to help. Unfortunately, their lives become interesting when they meet the Winchesters
Crossover - Good Omens & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,659 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Complete
When I Grow Up by Bookworm Gal reviews
All kids are asked what they want to be when they grow up. As Annabelle considers this, she reflects on what her father and Ironhide do when they go to their job. Another of my "Black Crayons" stories.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Annabelle L. - Complete
At the End of All Things by Mengde reviews
Forty five years after the Fall of Gaea, all of Vincent's friends are old, dead, or missing. When a new evil emerges, he must set out on a journey to find a long lost ally and to better understand himself and the disease that has ripped the Planet apart.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 44 - Words: 175,938 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Vincent V., Cloud S. - Complete
War and Peace In Mind by Jeune Chat reviews
Warren Peace had a hard road to get where he was, and dealing with the future is bound to be no easier. With friends at his side, can he learn of his shaded past and find a heroic future? T rating for language and violence.
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 49 - Words: 350,246 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Warren P. - Complete
Attack of the 100 Foot Meg Griffin by Grey-X reviews
Meg Griffin has always been treated like a reject and an outcast, even by her own family. But when exposure to a strange meteorite transforms her into a towering giantess and she finally snaps, everyone in Quahog had better watch out.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,356 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Meg G. - Complete
Energon Goggles by Fire Redhead reviews
Oneshot. Skywarp gets over-energized on Energon and now Earth's "single" jets are not safe from this inebriated Decepticon
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Skywarp, Thundercracker - Complete
Chad's secret Weapon by DarkSamuraiX1999 reviews
What if Chad had one more attack to use against Noitora after his Brazo Derecha de Gigante and Brazo Izquierda del Diablo are defeated. If you love Super Smash Bros you will find this funny.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Chad/Y. Sado - Complete
A Good Man by Alchemist Experiment reviews
Rose never knew quite what to say in her letters to Winry. Even now, with so much to say, she found herself stumbling over the words and not sure how to explain the twist her life had taken. ArmstrongxRose
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Alex A., Rose - Complete
Guy Fawkes Day by MisterQ reviews
Harry Potter destroys Magical England
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 150 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Complete
Crossing: Over by Travithian Axile reviews
Rewrite of TIAL. FF78 crossover. Jenova is not dead yet, and the Planet needs a soldier. And so it finds one in Sephiroth. But the Planet can't be sure who he'll serve, and is forced to drastic measures. 3: Meet the bad guys.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,200 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Sephiroth
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 6934 - Favs: 5,140 - Follows: 2,090 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Stolen Hostages by Jameson reviews
Oneshot Megatron and the Decepticons have taken a clump of random people and Spike and Sparkplug hostage and are using them as a shield against the Autobots. Only the most flybytheseatofyourpants plan can save them now.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Complete
Return of the Gods by anbu713 reviews
The Final battle. The farplane shakes as the gods strive to defend the land they've come to love as home against a deranged god's will. It all ends here...
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 218,973 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 6/26/2005
Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,501 - Reviews: 2292 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2003 - A. Sinistra, Severus S.
Worlds Apart by Jaelle17 reviews
Sequel to Worlds Collide. COMPLETED!
Valdemar universe - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,848 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Complete
Heart over Mind by Regann reviews
PART 27 ADDED, COMPLETE. Something odd about Hermione causes her to have unexpected reaction to a love potion. Only it's one which no one expected. How could a lack of reaction cause so much trouble? AU to Books 5 and 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 186,622 - Reviews: 3308 - Favs: 3,605 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 2/1/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Depth of Faith by Just-a-moment reviews
Together, they were a family. Together, they'd been proven to be undefeatable. But when seperated in all ways possible, will they have the faith in themselves and in each other to survive? Sequel to Paying for Vengeance
Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,373 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/16/2007 - Published: 1/8/2007
Paying for Vengeance by Just-a-moment reviews
They take her in. They become her friends. They give her a new reason to fight. But will Katie's past mean the end of the Saints? MurphyOC, ConnorOC
Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 256,382 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Complete
Cold by The Silver Feathered Raven reviews
There are a lot of downsides to being part snake, especially when the nights are too cold and your companion is too warm. GreedxMartel
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/26/2006 - Martel, Greed - Complete
Stockholm by Spinner Dolphin reviews
What does one do, when held hostage by a favorite character from a world that only exists in a book? What if that character doesn't turn out to be as nice as one thought? Complete. A Mary Sue with a bit of psychology. Revised
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,341 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/17/2006 - Published: 10/30/2006 - OC, Severus S. - Complete
The Facts of Life by Aisuru na Usagi reviews
Scar never said he was great with kids. They always ask the WORST questions. CRACKFIC Drabble. Spoiler Warning and Slightly AUish. R&R Please!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Scar, Wrath - Complete
Special' People by Ayuka86 reviews
Seymour tells his opinions of Yuna's group of what he consiters 'special' people. Warning: major character bashing!
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,189 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/2/2006 - Published: 9/8/2004 - Seymour - Complete
Ultimate Taijutsu Technique by Cyberwolf reviews
Lee tries out a new Ultimate Taijutsu Technique on Neji. Much to his team's dismay. Except Tenten, she thought it was funny.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 71 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Tidus vs Predator by Ryden and Xephfyre reviews
He was born for the Hunt, bred for the Kill. He is the ultimate war machine, unstoppable on the battle field. And now, he has chosen his prey on the Planet of Spira. The Hunt awaits.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,106 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/23/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Tidus - Complete
Time Will Tell by Bombur Jo reviews
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to open a door to Tolkien's Middle-earth and become part of the adventures surrounding the Ring? In Time Will Tell, a girl of our time gets to do just that. Reviewed favorably by the PPC. NOW COMPLETED.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 239,324 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/20/2005 - Published: 11/11/2001 - Frodo B. - Complete
This Can't Be Good by Ithilwen K-Bane reviews
COMPLETE. Hojo becomes trapped in the Sengoku Jidai: Chivalry isn't dead, but it sure seems to be asking for it... Rated for Inuyasha's mouth and Miroku's mind.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 132,979 - Reviews: 2464 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/17/2005 - Published: 5/1/2003 - Complete
Calibur Noir by Cyran the Fox reviews
Kilik P.I. investigates the criminal activities of Voldo and finds a conspiracy that even he wasnt prepared for
Soul Calibur - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,490 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/27/2005 - Published: 11/8/2004
Seven Wonders by LadyMercy reviews
Ch.38 UPAuron's memories of his life in Zanarkand and in game. The trials and rewards of the fayth. The origins of the celestial weapons. Complete & total rewrite of previously posted story. AuronxOC
Final Fantasy X - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 200,143 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/22/2005 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Auron
The Stag and the Dragon by Kenya Starflight reviews
Crossover and OoTP AU. It's Harry's fifth year, and a desperate Dumbledore hires a new Dark Arts teacher who might prove to wreak more havoc than Umbridge ever could... Darth Vader.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,240 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 5/6/2005 - Published: 10/21/2004 - Darth Vader, Harry P. - Complete
Blame Jenova by Evil Mina reviews
Prudence is having trouble making her epic and tragic Aeriseph fanfic believable. So the cast of FF7 gives her advice on how to get around the obvious fact that Sephiroth is evil, to the tune of Blame Canada. Yes, a songfic. Run away.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Sephiroth, Jenova - Complete
Don't Think by Umino Ayame reviews
ScarxRiza. Oneshot. The pair meet in the sewers. Mild violence. Mild blood. NOT ANGST!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2005 - Scar, Riza H. - Complete
Upon A Fiery Steed by Vathara reviews
Daniel. Duo. Two trouble magnets, one very unlucky System Lord... Gundam Wing AU crossover, finally finished!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,091 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/26/2004 - Published: 3/27/2004 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
Bishonen and Bishoujo! by Songwind reviews
Bishies! Catch yer fave anime chars! A girl clicks on this website, thinking it's a fun virtual game. Boy will she be surprised! Questions answered!
Anime X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 157,170 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/25/2004 - Published: 10/15/2002
You Would Cry Too, If It Happened To You by Sawnya reviews
Bra is getting married today, and Vegeta is NOT happy about it, especially considering whom Bra picked for a new husband. Who is she marrying today? The answer will shock youand might just make you cry too or laugh.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2002 - Vegeta, Bra - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3059 - Favs: 1,778 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
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The Makings of a Hero reviews
Very Slowly Updating. Due to an unfortunate accident, Charlie is forced to take Tidus' place in Final Fantasy X. The downside? She's never played FFX before in her life! Can Charlie unravel the secrets binding Spira and make her way home? Is returning home even possible? Will she even want to leave, when a certain gruff individual manages to get into her heart? (Auron/OC)
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 168,136 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 2/1/2005 - Auron
Broken Boundaries reviews
HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. A rewrite of my first fic. A near lethal encounter with a monster she's never seen before sends Ria on a quest to solve the mystery of why her world and her rescuer's have collided.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,980 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Auron
Discovered by the Roadside reviews
HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. Out of the goodness of his spark, Optimus Prime picks up a stranded hitchhiker. Unfortunately, things get complicated when a mad Decepticon assassin decides to join the party. OP/OC friendship.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,923 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Optimus Prime, Ratchet
Seven Days of Death reviews
Companion piece to Discovered by the Roadside. Oneshot. Darklight dwells in the very heart of madness, and we've all gotten a brief glimpse of that. Now follow him through several more events he took part in, both here on Earth and back on Cybertron.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,078 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Complete
Crossing reviews
Oneshot. Slight AU. No pairings. Jazz finds a boy on the verge of an irrevocable decision, and without hesitation, chooses to help. After all, he may not be human himself, but that doesn't mean he can't recognize and identify with a human's pain.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Jazz - Complete
Dorito of Doom reviews
Oneshot. Gift-fic for Gixxer Pilot. Set in the same universe as Tenshi of Light21's "Autobot Pranks". How much trouble can a desire to rest and a resemblance to a certain snack food cause? Apparently, a lot when Sunstreaker and Sideswipe are involved.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Starscream, Sideswipe - Complete
Showtime! reviews
Oneshot. Gift-fic for Faecat. The Autobots and their NEST comrades embark on a mission to wipe out a possible Decepticon base, only to find something far stranger than anything they thought possible. No pairings.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Low Blow
Oneshot. Reeve was having a good day, until he found a strange woman in his office. Why was she glaring a Cait Sith with such animosity? He didn't know, but was about to find out. Rated M for language. No pairings.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Reeve T., Cait S. - Complete
Crime and Punishment reviews
No pairings. What could have happened during a certain event in the Underworld. Let's just say that certain parties will get their comeuppance.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Auron - Complete
The Hawk, the Stray, and the Would Be Romeo reviews
One shot. Black Hayate isn't the only East City stray Riza Hawkeye's managed to collect...but will the latest one be too much for her to handle?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Scar, Riza H. - Complete
Dust Busters reviews
Oneshot. No pairings. Winry and Sheska go Scar Hunting and the Elric Brothers rush to save them, only to find more than what they bargained for.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Winry R., Sciezska - Complete
Flaming Queen Alchemist reviews
No Real Pairings. Oneshot. Roy Mustang lost a bet against Havoc and Breda and now has to keep his part of the bargain. Boy, won't East City be surprised?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Roy M., Scar - Complete
Gladiator reviews
People from the worlds of Soul Calibur, YuGiOh!, and Final Fantasies 7, 8, and 10 have been kidnapped by the evil wizard Katz. Why were they kidnapped, and how will they escape? Read and you might find out. Rated R for language, among other things.
Final Fantasy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,099 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/16/2005 - Published: 10/22/2004 - Complete
Broken Boundaries: Old Version reviews
Ria was just an ordinary woman until the night the monsters showed up. Now she's on a quest to save two worlds from total chaos. The trouble is, her only aid comes from a Tonberry, her own screwy magic, and a man who isn't sure whether he's dead or not!
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 58,010 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/24/2004 - Published: 9/8/2004 - Auron - Complete
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