Beekiller-Johanna from Finland
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Joined 09-04-04, id: 665833, Profile Updated: 05-21-14
Author has written 16 stories for Godzilla, Animorphs, Dragonlance, Left 4 Dead, and Homestuck.

Updates

Old news:

  • The whole profile is under reconstruction for various reasons.
  • Added a link to my deaviantART profile and updated the AniFinns forum link.
  • Cleaned the profile a bit more, replaced the old dictionary link with something actually useable.
  • Removed the old picture links, all the pictures are available in my deviantART gallery.
  • Added a link to my (currently empty) FictionPress account, just in case.
  • Checked if I had my stuff from my creative writing course uploaded when the course ended, turns out I didn't.
  • 22nd of May 2014:

  • Still occasionally writing Godzilla's bride. This chapter will be the last one written in Finnish. Future chapters will be English only.
  • Added a link to my AO3 account.
  • Will be crossposting my Homestuck fanfics from AO3 to FFN soon.

  • Pictures of my stories/Kuvia tarinoistani: Head to My deviantART profile

    Here is a good English-Finnish-English on-line dictionary that I have used for years, for those who might be interested of the Finnish language. I have used it since year 1998, maybe even longer, and it has helped me a lot during these years:
    It seems that the TraceTech dictionary has not been functional for a long time. I personally have moved on to using Sanakirja.org (multi-language dictionary for Finns), but for non-Finnish people I recommend using Google Translate and supplementing it with Wiktionary and one of the following:

    (Finnish-English-Finnish only, has buttons for inserting the special characters ä and ö, which is convenient if you don't have a Finnish keyboard)

    (the Finnish-English-Finnish section of a multi-language dictionary, has a virtual keyboard for inserting ä and ö)

    (the Finnish-English-Finnish section of a multi-language dictionary, nothing special but the user interface is easy on the eyes)

    Some info of the Finnish grammar & language in general:

    And for those wanting to learn Finnish, here's a quick start button for finding instruction videos.


    Quotes:

    “The pen might be mightier, but the sword still hurts like hell.” – Unknown, I found this somewhere on the internet…

    “There are killer-bees and there is Beekiller-Johanna.” – By me, of course!

    My (currently empty) FictionPress account: Beekiller-Johanna from Finland

    My Archive of Our Own (AO3) account: gojira86

    I live in Finland, more information can be found on my Homepage. After Geocities.com was shut down my homepage moved and it has been under reconstruction ever since. I plan to fix it sometime.

    I am a member of Animorphists of Finland. The home of Animorphists of Finland is AniFinns3, a Finnish fanforum (English allowed for foreign visitors), feel free to visit us.
    Other members of Animorphists of Finland on FFN: MsTria (she's in my favorites, check the link there)

    I'm one of the three members of Friday Toilet Club, a shared FFN account (the link is in my favorites) of me and my two friends, Jarkko(pen name: Finland's Ghidorah fan Jarkko, link in my favorites) and Sanna, who doesn't have a FFN account of her own (yet). The FTC group now has a new member, Lorensilver, to fill in Sanna's old spot. Dear little Sanna, or Zandelix the fairy as her pen name was supposed to be, died of a medical complication some years ago.

    I am a slow writer, please forgive me and be patient.

    At the moment I'm planning to write fanfiction about these things: Godzilla, Animorphs, DragonLance, Pokemon and maybe even Dragonball Z.

    Thanks to my friend Jarkko, who wrote with me the first versions of some of the Godzilla-stories that I will publish here, and who was only happy to see our Godzilla stories turn into real fanfiction.
    He also deserves to be thanked of pointing out the mistakes that I made in the first chapter of my/our first story Godzillan morsian (in English: Godzilla's bride), after writing it 6 years after the original version.
    I will correct the mistake of making Rodan fly to the human city instead of Mecha-Godzilla, by replacing Rodan with Mecha-Godzilla. Or maybe not, the story actually functions better with Rodan doing the trip.


    Lausahduksia:

    ”Kynä saattaa olla mahtavampi, mutta miekka tekee silti helvetin kipeää.” – tuntematon, löysin tämän jostain internetistä...

    ”On tappajamehiläisiä ja on Mehiläisentappaja-Johanna.” – sanonut minä, tietenkin!

    Minä asun Suomessa, lisätietoja voi löytää minun Kotisivultani.

    Olen Suomen Animorphistien jäsen. Suomen Animorphistien koti on AniFinns3, suomalainen fanifoorumi (englanti sallitaan ulkomaisille vieraille), tule vapaasti vierailemaan luonamme.
    Muita Suomen Animorphistien jäseniä FFN:ssä: MsTria (hän on suosikeissani, etsi linkki sieltä)

    Olen yksi kolmesta jäsenestä Perjantai Vessa Kerhossa (eli englanniksi Friday Toilet Club), jaetussa FFN tilissä (linkki on suosikeissani) jonka omistavat minä ja kaksi ystävääni, Jarkko(kirjailijanimi: Finland's Ghidorah fan Jarkko, linkki suosikeissani) ja Sanna, jolla ei ole omaa FFN tiliä (vielä). PVK ryhmässä on uusi jäsen, Lorensilver, täyttämässä Sannan vanhan paikan. Rakas pikku Sanna, tai Zandelix keiju kuten hänä kirjailijanimensä olisi ollut, kuoli lääketieteelliseen komplikaatioon joitain vuosia sitten.

    Minä olen hidas kirjoittaja, olkaa hyvät ja antakaa minulle anteeksi ja olkaa kärsivällisiä.

    Tällä hetkellä Minä suunnittelen kirjoittavani fanfictionia näistä asioista: Godzilla, Animorphs, DragonLance, Pokemon ja ehkä jopa Dragonball Z.

    Kiitos ystävälleni Jarkolle, joka kirjoitti kanssani ensimmäiset versiot joistakin Godzilla-tarinoista, jotka minä tulen julkaisemaan täällä, ja joka oli vain iloinen nähdessään meidän Godzilla-tarinoiden muuttuvan oikeaksi fanfictioniksi.
    Hän myös ansaitsee tulla kiitetyksi osoitettuaan virheet, jotka tein ensimmäisessä luvussa minun/meidän ensimmäisessä tarinassa Godzillan morsian (englanniksi: Godzilla's bride), sen jälkeen kun olin kirjoittanut sen kuusi (6) vuotta alkuperäisen version jälkeen.
    Minä tulen korjaamaan virheen Rodanin laittamisesta lentämään ihmiskaupunkiin Mecha-Godzillan sijaan, korvaamalla Rodanin Mecha-Godzillalla. Tai sitten en, tarina oikeastaan toimii paremmin Rodanin tehdessä matkan.

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    Wishful Thinking by Petalwing reviews
    You know why you hate him? He can love. You can't even love yourself! You despise what you are and thus all you can is despise others. If you could find a way to love yourself, love would come as easy as breathing.
    Dragonlance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 99,133 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/3/2006 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Raistlin
    The Progression by Quillian reviews
    Book 1 in my Post Animorphs series, taking it up where KAA left it off... In these days after the age of the Animorphs, some things change, and some things never do change.
    Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,663 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/29/2005 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Complete
    Sakura's Period by godzillagirl reviews
    A short story about what happens when you mess with a girl on her period! : NO FLAMES PLEASE!
    Godzilla - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/3/2005 - Published: 10/7/2005
    Sakura: the Female Kaiju by godzillagirl reviews
    Here is my first Godzilla story, it's kinda stupid but i hope you like it. NO FLAMES!
    Godzilla - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,213 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/6/2005 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Complete
    The Homecoming by Kharina reviews
    I am free, and I am returning home.' Alloran returns to the Andalite world after 24 years of enslavement. Will he evr be able to settle into his old life again? I suck at summaries, just R&R please. Chapter 15 up!
    Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,910 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/2/2005 - Published: 2/20/2005
    Controller by Sinister Shadow reviews
    Chapter Eleven: When her identity is revealed, will Edriss give in to his torture and death threats? And will her friends be found, or be left to rescue her before it's too late? ... [WILL BE CONTINUED, BUT DISCONTINUED TEMPORARILY]
    Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,154 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/4/2005 - Published: 6/22/2004
    Kaiju Attack by Game2002 reviews
    Kanto and Johto are under attack by 100 meter tall monsters! Can the monsters ever be stopped? Crossover with Godzilla. The story is finally finished!
    Crossover - Pokémon & Godzilla - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,052 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/29/2004 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Complete
    Aftermath by Queen Ghidorah reviews
    A snippet from one of the stories about the short-lived draconian, Groul, from Dragons of a Fallen Sun that I'm working on. Call it a sneak peek. Takes place after a bit of a binge...
    Dragonlance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/29/2004 - Complete
    Draconians in Modern Times by Umi Mikazuki reviews
    What if Kang, Slith and Fonrar somehow came to the year 2004? How would two teenage girls react to their sudden appearance?
    Dragonlance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/3/2004 - Published: 6/10/2004
    Journey of Two Lifetimes by The Ampharos reviews
    Akima Nakai, both Pokémon... and human. This is the tale of the second human-engineered Mewtwo, Akima Nakai. But these humans have presented a twist. What it is, you'll have to read to see....
    Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,089 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/4/2003 - Published: 10/15/2002
    Only Time Can Tell by Aisha Felina reviews
    A girl named Kola finds a portal to Oddworld,and is trapped.She befriends a paramite,but needs other help and support.How will she go along with the changes?Only time can tell...
    Oddworld - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,113 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/18/2003 - Published: 2/28/2003
    Seeing You Again by mystic-dreamer18 reviews
    * CHAPTER 7 IS NOW UP!!* Not your average boy meets girl story. Dende meets an old friend after believing she was dead for 10 YEARS!!!
    Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,262 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/10/2002 - Published: 8/10/2002 - Dende, Gohan
    The Fall by Amethyst Soul reviews
    We're getting close to the end of part one! Aximili and Aurana have a lot to deny... and a lot to accept. Is a friendship between a Yeerk and an Andalite asking too much? Or is there more there than either of them can truly see...? R & R!
    Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,314 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/2/2001 - Published: 1/7/2001
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    Itty Bitty Pawfeet reviews
    Petstuck, no SBURB. Trolls are native to Earth and there's no mothergrub & no advanced space travel for trolls. Wild/feral trolls form the nation Alternia, the current troll empire. Domesticated trolls descend from trolls captured by humans during the previous troll empire, Beforus, occasionally interbreeding with the feral trolls. Semi-plotless Vantas family fluff incoming...
    Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,006 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2014 - The Signless/The Sufferer, Kankri V., Karkat V.
    Bloodbond reviews
    A few hundred years after the Condesce met her match in the human race and was defeated, the troll race still endures the punishment of 500 years of slavery, as stipulated in the peace treaty. Over centuries, conditions for enslaved trolls have improved to the point that most are treated more like pets. Combination Petstuck & Slavestuck.
    Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,119 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/27/2014 - Karkat V., Jake E., Jade H.
    Perigeebeast or Troll Santa, A Concise Guide
    The trolls do not celebrate Christmas or decorate a tree with their absurd 'human parents'. They celebrate 12th Perigee's Eve and with their Lusus they decorate a behemoth dropping. Why? Troll Santa is why. Read this enlightening guide book to learn the secrets of the elusive Alternian Perigeebeast and why it loots troll hives.
    Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,077 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/21/2014 - Complete
    A godling's complaint, working title
    A sneak peek of a possible future chapter of Godzilla's bride, written as my course assignment for Creative Writing course. Depending on how the main story flows, this could also end up being an opening to a different story set after Godzilla's bride. Sabina and Godzilla discuss the strange little creatures known as humans. World-building my Smart Monsters AU.
    Godzilla - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Godzilla
    The hunter captured, working title reviews
    A brief opening to a fic I have planned to write, written as my course assignment for Creative Writing course. Might be safe to call it a draft for now, because I can't know how much I will change when I actually write the story. May include rotting corpses mooning in hospital gowns and stuff like that. (Ewww...) A survivor catches a hunter and she considers taming it.
    Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Hunter
    Andaliittimies lauluparodia
    Lauluparodia, jonka tein vuosia sitten. Visser Kolmen rakkauslaulu. / Finnish song parody that I made years ago. Visser Three's love song. Not likely to be translated.
    Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Visser Three - Complete
    Son of a dragon, working title
    A little snippet about a future part of Grimize the blue-eyed Baaz, written as my course assignment for Creative Writing course. A rough draft for what it will be once I get this far in the story. Includes death of a pet, may cause sadness.
    Dragonlance - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Published: 10/13/2011
    Godzilla's bride reviews
    I challenge those who have criticized my story to return and give it an open minded look. I'm not asking you to change your opinions, but to give me and this fic a chance to explain the things you disliked. And remember... It's a FANfic, not canon stuff. Smart Monsters AU.
    Godzilla - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,717 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Godzilla
    Godzillan morsian reviews
    A story from Godzilla's point of view, when a new monster appears. In Finnish, will be published in English later. Tarina Godzillan näkökulmasta, kun uusi hirviö ilmestyy. Suomeksi, julkaistaan englanniksi myöhemmin.
    Godzilla - Rated: K - Finnish - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,594 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 12/11/2004 - Godzilla
    Grimize, the blue eyed Baaz reviews
    8 first chapters are relatively short essays on English proverbs written during English lessons. The main character is a Baaz with iceblue eyes. Read about this Draconian's more or less adventurous life.
    Dragonlance - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,735 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/11/2006 - Published: 3/19/2005
    Minun ensimmäinen kesätyöni reviews
    Rachel saa kesätyön ostoskeskuksesta ja hänen pomonsa paljastuu ohjastaksi. This is just a Swedish essay that I wrote during a Swedish lesson in the spring of 12th class, year 2005. Now in Finnish!
    Animorphs - Rated: K - Finnish - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/11/2005
    My first summerjob reviews
    Rachel gets a summerjob in the shopping center and her boss turns out to be a Controller. This is just a Swedish essay that I wrote during a Swedish lesson in the spring of 12th class, year 2005. Now in English!
    Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2005
    Mitt första sommarjobb
    Rachel gets a summerjob in the shopping center and her boss turns out to be a Controller. This is just a Swedish essay that I wrote during a Swedish lesson in the spring of 12th class, year 2005. I have translated this to Finnish and English.
    Animorphs - Rated: K - Swedish - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Published: 9/10/2005
    If Visser Three had a crazy wife reviews
    A short story of what might happen, if Visser Three would get married. I came up with this when talking in one forum with another Finnish Animorphs-fan. Contains mild violence seen in cartoon shows.
    Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4/3/2005
    Jos Visser Kolmella olisi hullu vaimo reviews
    Lyhyt juttu siitä, mitä voisi tapahtua, jos Visser Kolme menisi naimisiin. Keksin tämän jutellessani eräässä foorumissa toisen suomalaisen Animorphs-fanin kanssa. Sisältää mietoa piirretyissä nähtyä väkivaltaa.
    Animorphs - Rated: K+ - Finnish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/3/2005
    Megamorphs 1: Epävirallinen suomennospätkä reviews
    Olen tehnyt tätä suomennosta viimeiset 3 tai 4 vuotta, ja se näkyy tekstin kieliasun muuttumisesta. Tämä on epävirallinen JA keskeneräinen käännös. Ei tule jatkumaan. Sijoittuu kirjojen 7 ja 8 väliin.
    Animorphs - Rated: K - Finnish - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
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