Beekiller-Johanna from Finland
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Joined 09-04-04, id: 665833, Profile Updated: 06-03-12
Author has written 13 stories for Godzilla, Animorphs, Dragonlance, and Left 4 Dead.

Update 17th of February 2011:

- The whole profile is under reconstruction for various reasons.

- The next chapter of Godzilla's bride is being written in Finnish(It's progressing slowly, but I'm working on it when ever I have both time and energy.) As usual, the chapter is translated to English once the Finnish version is published.

Update 11th of October 2011:

-Godzilla's bride chapter still unfinished, but making some slow progress.

-Made some progress with the profile clean-up. Got rid of some useless chunks of text, added a link to my deaviantART profile and updated the AniFinns forum link. The profile is still under construction, but has less issues to be dealt with.

-A creative writing course I'm taking in the university has given me a chance to write without guilt. It's likely that I spit out some spontaneous one-shots or prologues to future stories. Currently I have a little piece about Grimize (the DragonLance fic) in a future point of the current story's timeline. It may or may not end up being a separate story once I get to that point of the timeline, but for now I will publish the snippet as a separate entry to avoid confusion. I'll upload the snippet once I get feedback on the text from my teacher.

Update 12th of October 2011:

-Cleaned the profile a bit more, replaced the old dictionary link with something actually useable.

-Removed the old picture links, all the pictures are available in my deviantART gallery.

-Added a link to my (currently empty) FictionPress account, just in case.

Update 4th of what ever this month is called in English, 2012 (Damn I'm tired):

-Checked if I had my stuff from my creative writing course uploaded when the course ended, turns out I didn't.

Pictures of my stories/Kuvia tarinoistani:

Head to My deviantART profile

Here is a good English-Finnish-English on-line dictionary that I have used for years, for those who might be interested of the Finnish language. I have used it since year 1998, maybe even longer, and it has helped me a lot during these years: http://www.tracetech.net/
It seems that the TraceTech dictionary has not been functional for a long time. I personally have moved on to using Sanakirja.org (multi-language dictionary for Finns), but for non-Finnish people I recommend using Google Translate and supplementing it with Wiktionary and one of the following:

http://www.fincd.com/(Finnish-English-Finnish only, has buttons for inserting the special characters ä and ö, which is convenient if you don't have a Finnish keyboard)

http://www.freelang.net/online/finnish.php (the Finnish-English-Finnish section of a multi-language dictionary, has a virtual keyboard for inserting ä and ö)

http://freedict.com/onldict/fin.html (the Finnish-English-Finnish section of a multi-language dictionary, nothing special but the user interface is easy on the eyes)

Some info of the Finnish grammar & language in general: http://www.lingvozone.com/Finnish

And for those wanting to learn Finnish, here's a quick start button for finding instruction videos.


Quotes:

“The pen might be mightier, but the sword still hurts like hell.” – Unknown, I found this somewhere on the internet…

“There are killer-bees and there is Beekiller-Johanna.” – By me, of course!

My (currently empty) FictionPress account: Beekiller-Johanna from Finland

All right, here is how I usually do these things: 1.) I write a chapter in Finnish. 2.) I check it, upload and publish it. Still in Finnish. 3.) I translate the chapter into English. 4.) I check it before uploading and publishing it. This time in English.5.) I expect getting Reviews from those who actually read my stories.

I live in Finland, more information can be found on my Homepage. After Geocities.com was shut down my homepage moved and it has been under reconstruction ever since. I plan to fix it during the Cristmass break.

I am a member of Animorphists of Finland. The home of Animorphists of Finland is AniFinns3, a Finnish fanforum (English allowed for foreign visitors), feel free to visit us.
Other members of Animorphists of Finland on FFN: MsTria (she's in my favorites, check the link there)

I'm one of the three members of Friday Toilet Club, a shared FFN account (the link is in my favorites) of me and my two friends, Jarkko(pen name: Finland's Ghidorah fan Jarkko, link in my favorites) and Sanna, who doesn't have a FFN account of her own (yet). The FTC group now has a new member, Lorensilver, to fill in Sanna's old spot. Dear little Sanna, or Zandelix the fairy as her pen name was supposed to be, died of a medical complication some years ago.

I am a slow writer, please forgive me and be patient.

At the moment I'm planning to write fanfiction about these things: Godzilla, Animorphs, DragonLance, Pokemon and maybe even Dragonball Z.

Thanks to my friend Jarkko, who wrote with me the first versions of some of the Godzilla-stories that I will publish here, and who was only happy to see our Godzilla stories turn into real fanfiction.
He also deserves to be thanked of pointing out the mistakes that I made in the first chapter of my/our first story Godzillan morsian (in English: Godzilla's bride), after writing it 6 years after the original version.
I will correct the mistake of making Rodan fly to the human city instead of Mecha-Godzilla, by replacing Rodan with Mecha-Godzilla. Or maybe not, the story actually functions better with Rodan doing the trip.


Lausahduksia:

”Kynä saattaa olla mahtavampi, mutta miekka tekee silti helvetin kipeää.” – tuntematon, löysin tämän jostain internetistä...

”On tappajamehiläisiä ja on Mehiläisentappaja-Johanna.” – sanonut minä, tietenkin!

No niin, tässä on kuinka minä yleensä teen nämä asiat: 1.) Minä kirjoitan luvun suomeksi. 2.) Minä tarkistan sen, lataan ja julkaisen sen. Vieläkin suomeksi. 3.) Minä käännän luvun englanniksi. 4.) Minä tarkistan sen ennenkuin lataan ja julkaisen sen. Tällä kertaa englanniksi. 5.) Minä odotan saavani Arvosteluja niiltä jotka tosiaan lukevat minun tarinoitani.

Minä asun Suomessa, lisätietoja voi löytää minun Kotisivultani.

Olen Suomen Animorphistien jäsen. Suomen Animorphistien koti on AniFinns3, suomalainen fanifoorumi (englanti sallitaan ulkomaisille vieraille), tule vapaasti vierailemaan luonamme.
Muita Suomen Animorphistien jäseniä FFN:ssä: MsTria (hän on suosikeissani, etsi linkki sieltä)

Olen yksi kolmesta jäsenestä Perjantai Vessa Kerhossa (eli englanniksi Friday Toilet Club), jaetussa FFN tilissä (linkki on suosikeissani) jonka omistavat minä ja kaksi ystävääni, Jarkko(kirjailijanimi: Finland's Ghidorah fan Jarkko, linkki suosikeissani) ja Sanna, jolla ei ole omaa FFN tiliä (vielä). PVK ryhmässä on uusi jäsen, Lorensilver, täyttämässä Sannan vanhan paikan. Rakas pikku Sanna, tai Zandelix keiju kuten hänä kirjailijanimensä olisi ollut, kuoli lääketieteelliseen komplikaatioon joitain vuosia sitten.

Minä olen hidas kirjoittaja, olkaa hyvät ja antakaa minulle anteeksi ja olkaa kärsivällisiä.

Tällä hetkellä Minä suunnittelen kirjoittavani fanfictionia näistä asioista: Godzilla, Animorphs, DragonLance, Pokemon ja ehkä jopa Dragonball Z.

Kiitos ystävälleni Jarkolle, joka kirjoitti kanssani ensimmäiset versiot joistakin Godzilla-tarinoista, jotka minä tulen julkaisemaan täällä, ja joka oli vain iloinen nähdessään meidän Godzilla-tarinoiden muuttuvan oikeaksi fanfictioniksi.
Hän myös ansaitsee tulla kiitetyksi osoitettuaan virheet, jotka tein ensimmäisessä luvussa minun/meidän ensimmäisessä tarinassa Godzillan morsian (englanniksi: Godzilla's bride), sen jälkeen kun olin kirjoittanut sen kuusi (6) vuotta alkuperäisen version jälkeen.
Minä tulen korjaamaan virheen Rodanin laittamisesta lentämään ihmiskaupunkiin Mecha-Godzillan sijaan, korvaamalla Rodanin Mecha-Godzillalla. Tai sitten en, tarina oikeastaan toimii paremmin Rodanin tehdessä matkan.

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Wishful Thinking by Petalwing reviews
You know why you hate him? He can love. You can't even love yourself! You despise what you are and thus all you can is despise others. If you could find a way to love yourself, love would come as easy as breathing.
Dragonlance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 99,133 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/3/2006 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Raistlin
The Progression by Quillian reviews
Book 1 in my Post Animorphs series, taking it up where KAA left it off... In these days after the age of the Animorphs, some things change, and some things never do change.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,663 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/29/2005 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Complete
Sakura's Period by godzillagirl reviews
A short story about what happens when you mess with a girl on her period! : NO FLAMES PLEASE!
Godzilla - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/3/2005 - Published: 10/7/2005
Sakura: the Female Kaiju by godzillagirl reviews
Here is my first Godzilla story, it's kinda stupid but i hope you like it. NO FLAMES!
Godzilla - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,213 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/6/2005 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Complete
The Homecoming by Kharina reviews
I am free, and I am returning home.' Alloran returns to the Andalite world after 24 years of enslavement. Will he evr be able to settle into his old life again? I suck at summaries, just R&R please. Chapter 15 up!
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,910 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/2/2005 - Published: 2/20/2005
Controller by Sinister Shadow reviews
Chapter Eleven: When her identity is revealed, will Edriss give in to his torture and death threats? And will her friends be found, or be left to rescue her before it's too late? ... [WILL BE CONTINUED, BUT DISCONTINUED TEMPORARILY]
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,154 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/4/2005 - Published: 6/22/2004
Kaiju Attack by Game2002 reviews
Kanto and Johto are under attack by 100 meter tall monsters! Can the monsters ever be stopped? Crossover with Godzilla. The story is finally finished!
Crossover - Pokémon & Godzilla - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,052 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/29/2004 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Complete
Aftermath by Queen Ghidorah reviews
A snippet from one of the stories about the short-lived draconian, Groul, from Dragons of a Fallen Sun that I'm working on. Call it a sneak peek. Takes place after a bit of a binge...
Dragonlance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/29/2004 - Complete
Draconians in Modern Times by Umi Mikazuki reviews
What if Kang, Slith and Fonrar somehow came to the year 2004? How would two teenage girls react to their sudden appearance?
Dragonlance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/3/2004 - Published: 6/10/2004
Journey of Two Lifetimes by The Ampharos reviews
Akima Nakai, both Pokémon... and human. This is the tale of the second human-engineered Mewtwo, Akima Nakai. But these humans have presented a twist. What it is, you'll have to read to see....
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,089 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/4/2003 - Published: 10/15/2002
Only Time Can Tell by Aisha Felina reviews
A girl named Kola finds a portal to Oddworld,and is trapped.She befriends a paramite,but needs other help and support.How will she go along with the changes?Only time can tell...
Oddworld - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,113 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/18/2003 - Published: 2/28/2003
Seeing You Again by mystic-dreamer18 reviews
* CHAPTER 7 IS NOW UP!!* Not your average boy meets girl story. Dende meets an old friend after believing she was dead for 10 YEARS!!!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,262 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/10/2002 - Published: 8/10/2002 - Dende, Gohan
The Fall by Amethyst Soul reviews
We're getting close to the end of part one! Aximili and Aurana have a lot to deny... and a lot to accept. Is a friendship between a Yeerk and an Andalite asking too much? Or is there more there than either of them can truly see...? R & R!
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,314 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/2/2001 - Published: 1/7/2001
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A godling's complaint, working title
A sneak peek of a possible future chapter of Godzilla's bride, written as my course assignment for Creative Writing course. Depending on how the main story flows, this could also end up being an opening to a different story set after Godzilla's bride. Sabina and Godzilla discuss the strange little creatures known as humans. World-building my Smart Monsters AU.
Godzilla - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Godzilla
The hunter captured, working title reviews
A brief opening to a fic I have planned to write, written as my course assignment for Creative Writing course. Might be safe to call it a draft for now, because I can't know how much I will change when I actually write the story. May include rotting corpses mooning in hospital gowns and stuff like that. (Ewww...) A survivor catches a hunter and she considers taming it.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Hunter
Andaliittimies lauluparodia
Lauluparodia, jonka tein vuosia sitten. Visser Kolmen rakkauslaulu. / Finnish song parody that I made years ago. Visser Three's love song. Not likely to be translated.
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Visser Three - Complete
Son of a dragon, working title
A little snippet about a future part of Grimize the blue-eyed Baaz, written as my course assignment for Creative Writing course. A rough draft for what it will be once I get this far in the story. Includes death of a pet, may cause sadness.
Dragonlance - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Published: 10/13/2011
Godzilla's bride reviews
I challenge those who have criticized my story to return and give it an open minded look. I'm not asking you to change your opinions, but to give me and this fic a chance to explain the things you disliked. And remember... It's a FANfic, not canon stuff. Smart Monsters AU.
Godzilla - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,717 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Godzilla
Godzillan morsian reviews
A story from Godzilla's point of view, when a new monster appears. In Finnish, will be published in English later. Tarina Godzillan näkökulmasta, kun uusi hirviö ilmestyy. Suomeksi, julkaistaan englanniksi myöhemmin.
Godzilla - Rated: K - Finnish - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,594 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 12/11/2004 - Godzilla
Grimize, the blue eyed Baaz reviews
8 first chapters are relatively short essays on English proverbs written during English lessons. The main character is a Baaz with iceblue eyes. Read about this Draconian's more or less adventurous life.
Dragonlance - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,735 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/11/2006 - Published: 3/19/2005
Minun ensimmäinen kesätyöni reviews
Rachel saa kesätyön ostoskeskuksesta ja hänen pomonsa paljastuu ohjastaksi. This is just a Swedish essay that I wrote during a Swedish lesson in the spring of 12th class, year 2005. Now in Finnish!
Animorphs - Rated: K - Finnish - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/11/2005
My first summerjob reviews
Rachel gets a summerjob in the shopping center and her boss turns out to be a Controller. This is just a Swedish essay that I wrote during a Swedish lesson in the spring of 12th class, year 2005. Now in English!
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2005
Mitt första sommarjobb
Rachel gets a summerjob in the shopping center and her boss turns out to be a Controller. This is just a Swedish essay that I wrote during a Swedish lesson in the spring of 12th class, year 2005. I have translated this to Finnish and English.
Animorphs - Rated: K - Swedish - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Published: 9/10/2005
If Visser Three had a crazy wife reviews
A short story of what might happen, if Visser Three would get married. I came up with this when talking in one forum with another Finnish Animorphs-fan. Contains mild violence seen in cartoon shows.
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4/3/2005
Jos Visser Kolmella olisi hullu vaimo reviews
Lyhyt juttu siitä, mitä voisi tapahtua, jos Visser Kolme menisi naimisiin. Keksin tämän jutellessani eräässä foorumissa toisen suomalaisen Animorphs-fanin kanssa. Sisältää mietoa piirretyissä nähtyä väkivaltaa.
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - Finnish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/3/2005
Megamorphs 1: Epävirallinen suomennospätkä reviews
Olen tehnyt tätä suomennosta viimeiset 3 tai 4 vuotta, ja se näkyy tekstin kieliasun muuttumisesta. Tämä on epävirallinen JA keskeneräinen käännös. Ei tule jatkumaan. Sijoittuu kirjojen 7 ja 8 väliin.
Animorphs - Rated: K - Finnish - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
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