Watchman
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Joined 09-04-04, id: 665851, Profile Updated: 02-06-08
Author has written 6 stories for Discworld, and Harry Potter.

For those of you who don't know about Discworld (poor souls) that's where the penname 'Watchman' comes from. It's basically just anyone in the police force of the city Ankh-Morpork. Technically it should be 'Watchwoman', but I didn't think it sounded right. Sue me.

No, actually don't.

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Why Waist Length? by Silver Pard reviews
Enough was enough. He'd looked at all the possible courses of action and their consequences. He'd researched it intensively. It was time to cut the damn hair.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,269 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Sephiroth - Complete
Klatchian Coffee by Klatchian Coffee reviews
Elsie Mags the seamstress, no, really, she actually is, is new to AnkhMorpork, hates it when people talk to her chest and is about to find herself in the middle of a dangerous new wave of fashion. Sorry about the test chapter the REAL chapter 3 is now up!
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,743 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/19/2006 - Published: 3/7/2006
Good Boy by Silver Pard reviews
Everything has a price. Charlie is beginning to hate Mr. Wonka's hands.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Complete
Birthday by Jennifer Jolie reviews
It's Carrot's birthday... Look forward to lots of CA fluff and plenty of fish! Chapter 5: The morning after. What else can I say. FINISHED.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,466 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/7/2005 - Published: 8/22/2005
Holy Duty by Xavier Everett reviews
The Fannfictione they COUD NOT banne! Two countrees fighting inn the depthes of the Dessert over a Diske gone MADDE! STARING Carrot Ironfoundersson! Sam Vimes! Assortede Omnians, Klatschians, Gorgonnes, and maney, MANEY MORE! THRILS! ADVENTURE! ELEPHANTS!
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,911 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 4/2/2005
In A Name by afrai reviews
Vetinari fixes what isn't broken. Slash if you squint.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/21/2005 - Complete
Keys to A Kingdom by Jess Idres reviews
A one shot involving the Watch trying to figure out the riddle: What is the most precious thing in the world? Vimes, Carrot and Angua find out for one family, it's not an easy answer. Rated for subject material.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/4/2005 - Complete
Choices by Frosteh reviews
Angua is forced to make a decision she swore she would never make, and it affects the lives of everyone involved. [FINISHED]
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,964 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 11/15/2004 - Published: 9/24/2004
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Discworld Big Brother reviews
Will Dibbler keep thinking up idiotic tasks? Will Angua finally be convinced that Vimes' isn't gay? Will the show go on? Who will win? Will anyone win at all? You decide.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,473 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 2/13/2005
Insert Author Here reviews
Creating a good original character is hard... Especially with Vimes around. Heroes exist on the disk only to be made a mockery of or arrested. I really should stop doing these. Oneshot.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,402 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Complete
Revenge reviews
Sequel to Consequences. The Discworld characters have had enough of our fanfics and what they do to their lives. It's time for them to take revenge. Remember, those who live by the book, die by the book. Slash for obvious reasons.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,231 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Complete
Consequences reviews
We freely write fanfics about the characters of the Discworld, making them do whatever we wish. But do we ever think of how this will really effect them? My one, lonely slash, for reasons soon to be revealed.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Complete
Don't Do Drugs, Okay? reviews
Through Carrot's misplaced goodwill, Vimes finds himself shoved onto the soapbox to inform teenagers about drugs. However, how does his son react to this degrading act, being a teenager himself? An old lecturing Watchman isn't the most popular of parents.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,853 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Complete
Password? reviews
After escaping from Azkaban and making his way to Hogwarts, Sirius meets a slight snag he hadn't been expecting, and Peeves isn't about to make things better... Unless it's humorous for him, of course. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Sirius B. - Complete