animedeprived
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Joined 09-04-04, id: 665926
Author has written 14 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Yu Yu Hakusho, Rurouni Kenshin, Sailor Moon, and Legend of Zelda.

Hi everybody! My name is animedeprived. If you are wondering, that means I don't get the daily recommended dose of anime. I am a teenager who just turned 16, and, unfortunately, I go to school everyday just like everyone else. I'm working on a way to fix that. I absolutely adore all anime and I am married to Kenshin Himura, though SOME people may say otherwise. The girl who's stalking me says she's married to him, but that's a big fat lie.
"No it isn't!"-Girl who is threatening animedeprived.
"Shut your stupid face, stalker." says animedeprived. "And get out of my bio."
"Never!" Flies off like superman.
animedeprived: uses a combination of kryptonite and a giant fly swatter to crush the stalker. "AND STAY DOWN!"
@_@ "But I'm not the gingerbread man."
animedeprived: kicks stalker viciously in the head "Shut up." turns back to the camera. "Sorry about the interuption. On we go."
I love many kinds of anime. I love Sailor Moon, Cardcaptors, Inuyasha, Yu Yu Hakusho, Yu-Gi-Oh, Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, .Hack Sign, .Hack Legend of the Twilight, Dragonball Z, and of course Rurouni Kenshin. rubs cheek against lifesize cardboard cutout of Kenshin My Kenshin... suddenly realized that people are "watching" and shoves cardboard cutout into closet Umm, just ignore the disturbingly lifelike cardboard cutout behind the closet door. It's nothing, really!
I live off of the high you get from eating or drinking too much sugar. If I don't get my sugar high, watch out!
Recently, I have devoted my life to twarting the gnomes in their attempts to take over the world. Although the average gnome is only about half an inch tall, there is an almost infinite number of the little bugs, and more every day. Right now, we have Intelligence operatives undercover in the gnomes' stronghold at the center of the earth, trying to find a way to stop them. It's not easy, but one day we will triumph! BWA HA HA!
I'm sitting here with my favorite person EVER, my cousin KITTY! Say HI!
Ello People! -Kitty
And that was my fave person ever, Kitty! Give her a big hand!
NO! i don't want a Big Hand! -Kitty
animedeprived: Yeah, I can see what you mean. Personally, I'd rather have more ice cream... or some alone time with my Kenshin! pulls cardboard cutout back out of closet, only now it's in a blue tux, and we notice that animedeprived is in a white wedding gown and is holding a bouquet. There is a minister standing nearby.
And i thought i had problems! -kitty
aminedeprived: You do, trust me. I just have worse ones. whacks minister on head with bouquet and yells at him to start the ceremony
Minister: But it's a cardboard cutout!
animedeprived: beats minister mercilessly with the bouquet IT IS NOT A CARDBOARD CUTOUT! HE IS MY KENSHIN, AND HE WILL BE MY HUSBAND AS SOON AS YOU STOP SCREWING AROUND AND MARRY US! Oh, Kitty... aren't you going to be my maid of honor? holds up blue dress with puffy sleeves and a HUGE skirt
OOOOOOOOOoooooooooo!PRETTY BLUE! OK I WILL_ -kitty
animedeprived: Do you see why she's my favorite person ever? to Kitty hold down the minister so he doesn't try to run.
I'll try NOT to kill him..._ -kitty
animedeprived: O.o What do you mean, try NOT to? I didn't believe it was possible to try NOT to kill someone. sees minister trying to sneak away and tackles him YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE UNTIL YOU MARRY US AND GIVE ME A CERTIFICATE SO I CAN SHUT THE STUPID STALKER UP!
yeah, so stop trying to run away and GIT-R-DUN! -KITTY
Minister: crying I can't do it! IT'S AGAINST MY RELIGION!
anmimedeprived: Ah, #$#@& this. picks up cardboard cutout and walks over to a black hearse-like limo Leave him, Kitty. We're going to Vegas. SOMEONE there will marry us.
OK! Bring back a postcard and don't forget to write_-Kitty tears now forming in eyes
animedeprived: turns around and waves while starting the car. Half a mile down the road, she turns to throw the bouquet and runs into an inconvieniently placed tree.
Cardboard cutout of Kenshin: flies out of car through sunroof
animedeprived: leaps out of car and starts chasing cardboard cutout, tripping on her wedding gown and falling flat on her face NOOOOOOO! MY KENSHIN! DON'T LEAVE ME!
Kitty-now stomping on said bouquet screaming "Boys Are Icky!"
animedeprived: now crying over the loss of her Kenshin But my Kenshin is not a boy! He's a MAN!
To put it simply: ALL MALES ARE stuborn, stupid, fat, and just plain ICKY!
-Kitty_
animedeprived: I agree with that statement completely, except for the exception of MY KENSHIN!
Kitty now deaf in both ears (screams for no apparent reason)SUGAR IS GOOD!THAT IT IS!
animedeprived: linking to Kitty's telepathic powers with her telepathic powers Where did that come from? Not that I don't totally agree. Sugar ROCKS! In fact, this entire segment is a product of us having WAY too much sugar (as if that were possible)
RANDOMNESS!JUST KEEP SWIMMING! The voice in my head that says kill KIILLLL... has just been disconnected. Please hang up and try again. My invisible friend Nobody says to remember to watch out for the vampires on helium! My parents say he's imaginary, but I keep telling them he's just invisible! Cool costume...Yeah sometimes it gives me a wedgie...and it hurts!
DOES IT TICKLE? SAY UNCLE! Aunt Mary! Cousin Bob!...MARIK WHERE'S BOB? Sailor Moon... MUST! WATCH! SAILOR! MOON! I love Sailor Saturn! She is the best! She can blow up planets! And heal people!1 I wanna be able to do that! I have a severely strong desire to rub Inuyasha's ears like Kagome did in the first episode! i wonder if they're soft and furry...
animedeprived: Okay, we're done... for now! BWA HA HA HA HA!
WE'LL BE BACK...HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH...-kitty

(A few weeks later)

Hey, everybody, guess what? I'm back! It took me a while to find my Kenshin, but now he's back here with me! cuddles with beat up cardboard cutout. It is extremely crumpled, wet, and one hand has been surgically reattached with duct tape We have a very important announcement, too. blushing I'm pregnant! That's right! My Kenshin and I are going to have a BABY! We're not sure if it's a boy or a girl just yet, but we do know it will be a bouncing baby turtle. My Kenshin is SO proud! He can barely contain his excitement.

Cardboard cutout: stands there

May 25, 2006,

To everyone who read the LoZ Sugarhigh series, good news. I have a three day weekend and I'm going to start playing Majora's Mask and writing the fic. I want to have a few chapters done before I start posting, so it'll be June sometime before I put them up. So, see you then!

Sept. 8, 2006:
TO EVERYONE WHO READS THE LoZ MM SERIES:

I'm sorry I haven't updated in a couple...months. I have been astoundingly busy, especially since school started. I'm in my senior year at high school, and they PILE on the homework like it's supposed to hold me down in hurricane-force winds. Anyway, I'll try to get started again tomorrow, but no guarantees. 'Till next time...

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Legend of Zelda: Millennium Puzzle of Time by Tulip-Jin reviews
The Yugioh Cast, for your entertainment, are UNhappy to present...Yugioh does Ocarina of Time! Is there any hope left for Hyrule...when it has to be saved from evil by the King of Games instead of the Hero of Time?...DIE, writer's block!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 58,113 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 10/8/2004 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi
The Odd Adventures Of Haruka, Michiru, and Setsuna by Lady Grizabella reviews
Wacky adventures in everyday life, as seen by Haruka and her girls. 22nd Story: Don't Do It, Michiru! A Short Holiday Fable. Small Hotaru cameo.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 63,405 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/4/2006 - Published: 4/17/2002 - Haruka T./Sailor Uranus, Setsuna M./Sailor Pluto
Rurouni Kenshin: Tales of a Sexy Swordsman by Wicked Enough reviews
/RKRC BEST HUMOR/Kenshin's Diary/ Entry 709: "Hey, Tomoe, remember when you and Akira were young and played doctor? Now that he's dead, and we're all grown up, how about giving up that family practice so we can play gynecologist?"
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,214 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/24/2005 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Kenshin
AOSHI: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Wicked Enough reviews
/Done with Permission/v1.0/ Felt like spoiling yourself and splurged on a SHINOMORI AOSHI unit, but now don't know what to do with the human popsicle? This prized manual will teach you all you'll ever need or want to know!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,698 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Aoshi - Complete
The Great Microwave Adventure by Flaming Tigress Mage reviews
Gasp THE HORROR! How will Domino survive against Bakura armed with MICROWAVES? P.S. Happy Birthday to me!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,039 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/27/2004 - Complete
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The Legend of Zelda: Sugarhigh Majora's Mask reviews
Part two of the sugarhigh Zelda series. Link is sugarhigh in a whole new world. Chaos reigns. Yay chaos.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Link - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: Sugarhigh Ocarina of Time reviews
Ocarina of Time from Link's point of view. Basically, he's pretty grumpy because he'd rather be eating cookies. It's funny, though. I swear. Now complete. It makes me sad.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,074 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/11/2006 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Link - Complete
Freckles reviews
Some original versions of Freckles, the Rurouni Kenshin theme song.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/17/2005 - Published: 10/22/2004
Shattered reviews
A poem about what Hotaru remembers of the Death Busters. I hope you like it. Criticism welcome, but flames unappreciated.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Hotaru T./Sailor Saturn
I Can Fly! reviews
Marik is on PCP and jumped off the Empire State Building. Rated because I have now typed the word "PCP" three times now and I don't want to get in trouble for giving people ideas.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2005
The Great Anime Baseball Game reviews
A hilarious mix of five great animes. They all get together to play a nice game of Tea-free baseball. Or so they think. Colorful interactive comments from the author included. r&r!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,575 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/23/2004
The Cave reviews
The gang is looking for Joey in the cave after Bandit Keith and his goons took him to the graveyard field. This is a sucky summary! r&r please!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/20/2004
Why They Keep Playing the Duelist Kingdom Episodes reviews
A parody of the episode where Marik is on his speedboat, going to Battle City. It also explains why the networks keep replaying the Duelist Kingdom episodes. The story's better than the summary! R&R pretty please!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/20/2004
Marik's First Football Game reviews
Marik goes to a football game. Only, he's supposed to be at the insane asylum. Some people chase him. That's about it. If you value your innocence, don't read this.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/16/2004
Ten Years reviews
Ever wonder what will happen to the Yu-Gi-Oh gang after this whole "save the world" thing is over? Well, here's your answer! Unfortunately, it's really short and doesn't go into detail, but it's funny anyway! r&r!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/16/2004
Anger Management reviews
The cast members of Yu Yu Hakusho, Rurouni Kenshin, and Yu-Gi-Oh have all been sent to anger management. Why anger management and not a psychiatrist? Because psychiatrist is hard to spell, that's why! R&R please!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,070 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2004
The Kitchen Incident reviews
Kaiba has gone a business trip to Las Vegas and left Mokuba in charge. Mokuba invites Yami, Yami Bakura, Tristan, and Joey over to watch Marik when they let him into Kaiba's kitchen unsupervised. Strange things happen. Please r&r!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/16/2004
The YuGiOh Soccer Game reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if the cast of Yu-Gi-Oh got involved in organized sports? Well, it's not pretty. Panik is in a bubble. Marik is drunk. Mako is riding a giant snapping turtle. And, worst of all, TEA is announcing. Mass chaos ensues.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,508 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/15/2004 - Published: 10/12/2004
Who Killed Yami? reviews
Yugi has called a few of the other cast members over to Kaiba's mansion to give them some horrible news. One of them has killed Yami! Who was it, you ask? Read and find out, then send me a review and tell me what you thought.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/15/2004