Author has written 6 stories for Inuyasha, Lord of the Rings, Silent Hill, and X-Men: Evolution.
Hello everyone I'm SNP (Silver Night Phoenix)
Now on to the fun stuff: To start off here are some hilarious saying I found
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
Keep smiling - it makes everyone wonder what you're up to
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I had to kill because they annoyed me.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
just some funness there.
98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile!