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Author has written 1 story for Assassin's Creed.
"I love hands. What would we do without them?"
"Why does the Taco Bell hot sauce packet say "...So we meet again?" If we were meeting again, it would already be dead and empty..."
"Courtney, draw your roadkilled meerkat!"
“Apparently Apollo believed that men were more important than women in making children.”
"When I die, taxiderm-ify my head and mount it on a wall."
"I just thought of you running around inside a giant cube of cheese."
"I had a dream that I was the shadow in somebody's ear. Then you were there... in a penguin costume. You had a sign around your neck that said "Hug Me."
"Nothing is impossible when a bunny’s life is on the line.”
"I have standards when it comes to porn!"
"Look at all these stuffed animals they tore up. What a waste...starving children in Africa could use those!"
(edit) Holy crap, I forgot all about disclaimers! OMG, people will think I'M writing the FMA series! Hahahahahaha, yeah right. If I wrote FMA, I would totally live in a mansion with all of my friends and family. GIANT HOUSE PARTY! I would have a car. Okay, to make it official:
I, FoxyWolf16, do not own and/or am not affliated with any of the TV series, books, games, etc. etc. that I may write about. They belong to their respective owners, Himura Arakawa, J.K. Rowling, Nintendo...yadda yadda.
There. That way, I don't have to remember to write it above every chapter. Toodles!