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Poll: In "Tide Began to Rise," should Ed wake up with his memories intact, and make the German half of the story null? Vote Now!
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Author has written 1 story for Assassin's Creed.

Quotes:

"I love hands. What would we do without them?"
"Uh...not pick anything up?"
-- (Rachel and me)

"Why does the Taco Bell hot sauce packet say "...So we meet again?" If we were meeting again, it would already be dead and empty..."
"They've reincarnated themselves. Because... hot sauce packets are Buddhists."
--(Me and Sam)

"Courtney, draw your roadkilled meerkat!"
"Oh my god, you ran over a meerkat?"
"No..."
"You're horrible!"
"Where would you find a meerkat next to a road?"
"Where would I find a meerkat in Tennessee?!"
-- (Sarah, Rachel, and me in Art class regarding my comic with the dead meerkat O.o)

“Apparently Apollo believed that men were more important than women in making children.”
“…Oh?”
“Yeah, um… he said…”Women are the oven in which to make the children until they are done, then the men are there to remove them from the oven.”
“…Huh.”
“Good luck with that pick up line these days. “Won’t you come be my oven, baby?”
“Oh, yeah.”
--(Sam and I)

"When I die, taxiderm-ify my head and mount it on a wall."
"Um...no. I'll shrink your head and hang it from my rear view mirror. Like African cannibals."
-- (Sarah and me)

"I just thought of you running around inside a giant cube of cheese."
-- (me to Sarah.)

"I had a dream that I was the shadow in somebody's ear. Then you were there... in a penguin costume. You had a sign around your neck that said "Hug Me."
"I suppose that's somehow significant..."
--(Sarah and me)

"Nothing is impossible when a bunny’s life is on the line.”
--(Sam)

"I have standards when it comes to porn!"
--(Courtney)

"Look at all these stuffed animals they tore up. What a waste...starving children in Africa could use those!"
"Rachel... I think starving children want food, not stuffed bears."
(Rachel and me)

(edit) Holy crap, I forgot all about disclaimers! OMG, people will think I'M writing the FMA series! Hahahahahaha, yeah right. If I wrote FMA, I would totally live in a mansion with all of my friends and family. GIANT HOUSE PARTY! I would have a car. Okay, to make it official:

I, FoxyWolf16, do not own and/or am not affliated with any of the TV series, books, games, etc. etc. that I may write about. They belong to their respective owners, Himura Arakawa, J.K. Rowling, Nintendo...yadda yadda.

There. That way, I don't have to remember to write it above every chapter. Toodles!

And for the ten or so people keeping up with my Pokemon story, here's a map of the region Ciano:

Enjoy.

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A Lily in the Valley by Xazz reviews
It was a mad conspiracy that brought them to this point, one that put them in a place of power neither wanted. But snakes still slither, enemies multiply and if Malik isn't careful it may all crash down around their heads, an Order divided and a dangerous enemy allowed to destroy them.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 142,205 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Altaïr, Malik
Had I Known by kayly silverstorm reviews
After killing Voldemort during seventh year, Harry vanished without a trace. But now, 8 years later, a deadly secret forces him to return and it seems that only Snape will be able to save him. SSHP, no slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 167,745 - Reviews: 4501 - Favs: 3,742 - Follows: 3,264 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Metaphysicist's Club by Camudekyu reviews
EdWin Post-Series Plot!fic: If there ever was a case that was too big for Edward, Mustang, and the Abuse of Alchemy Division, it's this one.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 108,614 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Edward E., Winry R.
Children Of Helios by Bookwrm389 reviews
The Gate leaves its mark on all who dare to touch it, and alchemists are powerless to resist its call. RoyEd.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,116 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/31/2010 - [Edward E., Roy M.] - Complete
Toy Soldier by Roseveare reviews
Roy Mustang and Ed get a lesson in what it means to bring a 12 year old into the military after Edward falls into the hands of terrorists. Gen.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,828 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
A Sense of Feeling by SerinaGyrfalc reviews
Pre-Mangaverse/Brotherhood animé. One-Shot. Edward is trapped in East City & drafted by Colonel Mustang to help with paperwork; however, minds don't stay on the tasks at hand when questions about the fourteen-year-old's automail arise.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,883 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Sherman The Rock by Bookwrm389 reviews
Ed finds out the hard way that the definition of a pet can be very vague indeed.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,663 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Attitude adjustments by Rishqva reviews
Alphonse had always thought that Ed's temper was a bit over the top. Personally he got just as far by politely asking. Or used to. Funny how much better it had worked when he was a seven foot suit of armour...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Alphonse E.
Returning Echoes by silkendreammaid reviews
Four years and Edward returns home... with changes. Thirty-Seventh Chapter: Arrivals and Reports. FemEdRoy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 426,887 - Reviews: 2154 - Favs: 2,068 - Follows: 1,506 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
Gift Cards by silkendreammaid reviews
Ed gives yet another gift card to Mustang's disapproval. 7: Havoc
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,227 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 11/20/2007
Sometimes by Nightgazer13 reviews
A look into Tetra's thoughts about Link. Set sometime after WW and PH. Rated for mild language. Mild TetraxLink.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Tetra, Link - Complete
Kissing Shadows by Kitsune Moonstar reviews
Thirty stories for Alucard and Integra for the thirty kisses challenge.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 34,927 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
Letting Go by Clare reviews
One-shot from the POV of a mother whose son is about to start his Pokemon journey. There are a lot of fics which deal with starting a Pokemon journey from the kid's POV, so I thought I'd do one from a parent's perspective
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Complete
Respect by Bookwrm389 reviews
It was definitely a rehearsed speech, but Roy never doubted for a second that every single word was true.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Taking Responsibility by Mikkeneko reviews
Al has every intention of protecting his brother's honor, if he has to destroy half of Central in the process. Humor, Roy/Ed.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Alphonse E., Roy M.
Tears and Rain by BeautifulFiction reviews
For every second that you touched him, for every moment that you hurt what is mine, I am going to make you burn." Political Intrigue. Developing Roy/Ed relationship. AU. Full summary inside.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 199,320 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 1,693 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Unoriginality 1: An Original Trainer Story by Farla reviews
Meet Kazikami, the blue haired seventeen year old just starting her journey, and others! Totally and utterly original, really! No cliches here! Chapter 28: Regarding Ralts.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 29,794 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 4/22/2005
5 Things You Didn't Know About Winry's Wrench by TheDoc811 reviews
Just as the title says. For fun. Tiny hint of Ed/Winry. Oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Luck by Sevlow reviews
Colonel Roy Mustang has been having a bad week. Unfortunately for him, it's about to get a whole lot worse.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,076 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Visible by Mikkeneko reviews
Roy has gone to a lot of trouble to get himself noticed for his next promotion. But the kind of attention Ed has drawn on him isn't quite what he had in mind...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Roy M., Edward E.
The Rumour by silkendreammaid reviews
It doesn't take much to start a rumour. 11: The Books
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,449 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Roy M.
Automail by The Prettiest Frog in the Pond reviews
A look at some of the problems that could be caused by automail, and whether it's worth the pain of having it installed. A little bit of brotherly fluff at the end. Oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Edward E. - Complete
The Lesson by Shadow Mage Evelyn reviews
A fatal mistake made late one night could ruin Roy forever. ONESHOT NONYAOI Parental! ish RoyEd Please read and review! Yes, I'M ALIVE!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
To Walk a Common Road by FullMetal Edward reviews
Ed isn't as alone as he sometimes thinks he is.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Edward E. - Complete
One of the Faceless by Negrek reviews
One–shot. Samantha had never hated Maria as much as she did in that moment.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Complete
Assaulting an Officer by Yellow Mask reviews
Ed's in the detention cell for breaking Kimblee's jaw. But why did he hit him in the first place? EdxWinry, oneshot. Some nasty words.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,086 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Manipulator of Destiny by Wheezy1 reviews
Post OotP. Harry finds that Dumbledore has been less than honest or helpful with him, takes control of his own life and finds the training he needs from others. HHr, NL, no slash. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 175,185 - Reviews: 4957 - Favs: 6,793 - Follows: 2,098 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Sky Has Claws by Taskemus reviews
[HakuroxRose] He can’t take his gaze away, even when she spots him out of the corner of her vision and turns to look at him with fearful eyes. SPOILERS.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Hakuro, Rose - Complete
Office Help by Kyra Rivers reviews
If there was one major difference between the Elric brothers, Breda mused, it was that somewhere along the line, Alphonse learned how to be polite.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Alphonse E. - Complete
Afterburn by runefallstar reviews
Memory is a dish best served hot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Roy M., Edward E.
Here We Go Again by Negrek reviews
A pokémon journey just like all of the others, only more so. A parody 'fic that I wrote to poke fun at some of the recurring problems in pokémon fan fiction. Please R&R.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,422 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/6/2005 - Published: 12/29/2004
Brother My Brother by Dark Ice Dragon reviews
Ever wondered why in the games, your pokémon didn't listen to you? Or that it seemed to miss more than normal? There might be a reason why. [Ponyta's PoV] [OC cast]
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,426 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/13/2004 - Published: 7/6/2004
Moment reviews
Just small snippets in time.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,433 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete