Veesh the Frog
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Joined 04-03-15, id: 6667478, Profile Updated: 06-11-18
Author has written 3 stories for Maximum Ride, and Harry Potter.

If you give up, I will buy an airplane ticket to wherever you live and slap you.


Dear bullies,

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. You know that girl you just called ugly?She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her. That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet many of you won't. Your life is probably not as harsh as theirs, or you're just a douchebag.

Totally copied this : KimaAmmos13


Hi, I'm Veesh, yes that is my actual nickname. I'm a high schooler who loves reading, fanfiction, and any way to bring myself closer to whatever world I want to go to. I hope you have a good day, stay positive, read your heart out, live life like no one's watching, and all the other cheesy but good-natured motivational poster sayings =)

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Granger's Anatomy by Friendorfoesnape reviews
Post-Hogwarts. Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger may be two of St. Mungo's most accomplished healers, but they can't seem to diagnose their own horrible affliction: unresolved sexual tension. (Written many years ago. Originally named "St. Mungo's Anatomy." Getting a 2021 makeover.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 83,204 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 10/3 - Published: 3/25/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Ginny W., Harry P.]
Prove Me Wrong by Isabella120 reviews
Draco accuses Hermione of being a nerd, bookworm, afraid to fly, ugly, lacking any fashion sense, unsocial, and fat. Hermione refuses to believe that and is determined to prove him wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,782 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 10/10/2019 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Once Upon A Ride by A.Dark.World reviews
A Maximum Ride FanFiction about a group of friends and their journey through HighSchool and finding themselves. This story portrays the dark struggles that many real-life teenagers have to go through and shows that in the end, everything turns out the way it was meant to. Contains: Fax, Sadge, Eri, Lylan, Gangel, Ciggy and much more!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,353 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 7/5/2018 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Max, Fang, Iggy, Lissa
23 Years Later by allyourdreamstothestars reviews
**Companion piece to my Rose Weasley book series** Notes about what happens to the other characters after the events of the Third Wizarding War. (The main epilogue about Rose and Scorpius is the last chapter of Rose Weasley and the Masters of Death.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2017 - Complete
Rose Weasley and the Masters of Death by allyourdreamstothestars reviews
Seventh years Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy are recruited for an Order of the Phoenix mission inside Hogwarts itself as the Third Wizarding War rages across the world. With Theodore Nott and the Followers poised to take over Wizarding Britain, the magical world must make the choice between secrecy and exposure. The seventh and final book of the Rose Weasley series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 67,689 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/31/2017 - Published: 3/18/2017 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Rose Weasley and the Rise of the Phoenix by allyourdreamstothestars reviews
Rose Weasley, Scorpius Malfoy, and Al Potter's sixth year begins in turmoil, as Theodore Nott and the Followers attack Wizarding Britain and Lucy Weasley's movement against the Statute of Secrecy gains traction in the political climate. As the Third Wizarding War begins, all must decide where their loyalties lie. The sixth book in a series following the next generation at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,994 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/9/2017 - Published: 6/27/2016 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Why We Fight by Zephyr Seraphim reviews
An accident in Potions sends Draco and Hermione to the past where they meet a couple much like them. Hermione/Draco, James/Lily. Written before "The Half-Blood Prince," AU after "The Order of the Phoenix."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 112,183 - Reviews: 2709 - Favs: 3,027 - Follows: 2,991 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 2/9/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M., James P., Lily Evans P.
Inverse by Elesrea reviews
Dumbledore asks Hermione to carry out a secret mission before the start of her fourth year. "Keep the Time Turner, Miss Granger. I want you to use it to help Mr. Malfoy reevaluate his beliefs. He is now depending on you." HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 168,646 - Reviews: 1861 - Favs: 2,360 - Follows: 3,106 - Updated: 12/29/2016 - Published: 5/22/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Ron W.
Marauders Marauding by Nutmeg Loves Books reviews
A story about the Marauders' rampage of Hogwarts. Will cover their first year from Remus' POV as he makes friends, plays pranks, and tries to cover up his wolfishness. Will he succeed? Warning! Includes fights with Snape, a werewolf, and homework! CANON! NO SLASH! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 107,561 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/30/2016 - Published: 11/13/2015 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Marauders - Complete
Trapped Behind You by relativelypositive reviews
Hermione was missing for an entire month, but she never left the library. It was up to Malfoy to save her, but he didn't know it. 7th year AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,522 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/6/2016 - Published: 6/18/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M.
ONLY LOOK AT ME by DJ-Necrophilia reviews
Max was the unnoticed, bullied girl, labeled as emo who nobody cared about, who hid under her twin sister's shadow. Fang was her torturer, the stereotypical hot jock, who harbors a dark secret that nobody knows about. Will he tear her apart, or will they find a way to be able to fix each other?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 59,921 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 7/6/2016 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Max, Fang
Rose Weasley and the Coming Storm by allyourdreamstothestars reviews
When Rose Weasley, Al Potter, and Scorpius Malfoy return to Hogwarts for their fifth year, Rose feels isolated and spends much of her time exploring the castle alone. When she accidentally discovers that there is something attacking the ghosts of Hogwarts, she knows she has to help-but it may have more to do with her, Al, and Scorpius than she ever thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 65,078 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/25/2016 - Published: 12/5/2015 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
The Surprise by AmaliaIR reviews
Draco surprises Hermione (and himself) on her birthday. - One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/24/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Size Matters by firearms57 reviews
One-shot. Rowan and Aedion are hogging the bathroom. A competition of some sort. Lysandra doesn't care what they're doing. Nature calls.
Throne of Glass series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/20/2016 - Rowan W., Aedion A., Aelin G., Lysandra - Complete
Healing Hands by cleotheo reviews
Healer, Hermione Granger, is having a tiring, hectic day. Luckily a certain platinum haired wizard needs her expert attention, brightening up her day. Romantic, fluffy Dramione One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,036 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 115 - Published: 4/1/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The 12 Days of Jily by lookingformygus reviews
AU. It's Christmastime at the Potter house, and the first one with baby Harry. Lily and James are enjoying the company of friends and family, as well as each other. Series of holiday drabbles. I OWN NOTHING, JUST THE IDEAS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,805 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 12/1/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P.
Thorns by JustAnotherFairy reviews
They hate each other, that's how it's always been, so once they realise that hate may not be hate, both Rose and Scorpius decide to keep their relationship a secret, however that's when the shenanigans begin...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,053 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 10/12/2015 - [Rose W., Scorpius M.] [Albus S. P., OC]
Obsessed by LoLzMeoW reviews
The two of them both hated each other...or so they thought. They share the exact same secret...but it's kind of hard to keep it between them if neither of them knows what it is. But I, being the amazing author, know that secret...Maximum Ride and Nick(Fang) Walker are obsessed with each other. But they're never going to end up with each other...right?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,657 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/18/2015 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Max, Fang
Surviving Detention by theWeekendSquared reviews
High school stereotypes collide when the classic nerd, jock, prep, rebel, diva, and outsider get shunted sideways into their school's twisted version of hell. Unfortunately they'll have to work together to make it out alive. Is being imprisoned together enough to survive detention? (EDIT 9/20: this is my most embarrassing older work... read at your own risk!)
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 59,052 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 12/15/2015 - Published: 2/16/2015 - Complete
Ferret Malfoy by snobio reviews
In which Draco wants Potter's attention and accidentally turns himself into a ferret. 8th year, happy ending, EWE. HPDM (Harry/Draco)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,096 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/12/2015 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Revelations by crookshanks the kitty reviews
A one-shot Dramione set during HBP. "You know Malfoy, if you need some incentive, think of how mad this will make Ron. I know you love tormenting him." She says with a bitter smile.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/4/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Rose Weasley and the Army's Return by allyourdreamstothestars reviews
The fourth book following the next generation of Harry Potter during their time at Hogwarts. Rose Weasley, Al Potter, and Scorpius Malfoy return for their fourth year at Hogwarts to find changes have been made to the school with a serious political agenda. Deciding to fight back, they find that a more sinister threat to the students might be brewing among the teachers themselves.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,631 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/30/2015 - Published: 9/2/2015 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Letters to My Enemy by Bush Fire Transition reviews
The Slytherin Prince and the Gryffindor Princess have started a verbal war on paper. The two start exchanging letter in their 5th Year. From there, it become a normality, an anchor to their crazy live. [Dramione].
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,319 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/12/2015 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Hindsight by Athenian Grace reviews
"Ten years," James whispered to his wife. "We've been dead for ten years… how is this possible?" Ten years after the tragedy at Godric's Hollow, James and Lily come back to life and find their world turned upside down.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 127,812 - Reviews: 1437 - Favs: 2,425 - Follows: 2,737 - Updated: 11/12/2015 - Published: 5/28/2015 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Harry P.
The Howlers by BelovedOblivion reviews
James and Lily are alive, and Harry is in his 2nd year. James and Lily both send him Howlers. What do they say? Read to find out! One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/19/2015
Catch Me in the Library by Danielle218 reviews
How James and Lily got banned not once, but twice from the library because of their, well, dramatics; and how they got together in the process too!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,510 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/19/2015 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Rose Weasley and the Lost Hallow by allyourdreamstothestars reviews
Rose Weasley, Scorpius Malfoy, and Albus Potter start their third year at Hogwarts only to find another sinister force at work this year-one that may depend on the three of them to reach its full potential power. The third book in a series following the next generation during their time at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,472 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 5/27/2015 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
My Walls Come Tumbling Down by dauntlessreader reviews
Max Martinez is the new girl at her school with walls built up around her feelings due to the people back in Virginia. Being a military brat does suck sometimes, believe it or not. But maybe this move to Arizona will be different. Maybe it's the mysterious dark-haired guy in all her classes with the attitude. Will Max let the new kid in and break down her walls? FAX FAX FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,791 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/7/2015 - Published: 2/18/2015
Assassins by Dot Ride reviews
Max is an assassin. Her world has always been is shades of black and white. That is, until she is assigned to kill Fang. When she is unable to do so, they have to work together, along with a few other friends, to stay alive. Will something more blossom from the time they spend working together, or will the enemy win? Will Max's past stay in the dark? Will the flock stay alive?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,977 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/6/2015 - Published: 2/19/2015
Rose Weasley and the Forbidden Forest by allyourdreamstothestars reviews
The second book in a series following the next generation during their time at Hogwarts. When Rose Weasley arrives at Hogwarts for her second year, she finds new friends, new student groups, and a new Potions teacher. However, Rose, Al, James, and Scorpius discover that all is not well-that something sinister is lurking at the heart of the Forest.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,159 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/23/2015 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Reunions by tradingmistakes reviews
Takes place post-Heir of Fire. Chaol and Aedion put aside their differences in order to look for Celaena. When they find her accompanied by another man, jealousy ensues. Amused by their antics, Celaena and Rowan can't bring themselves to dispel the rumors. In fact, they might even be encouraging them… Rated T just in case.
Throne of Glass series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,285 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 5/16/2015 - Published: 3/14/2015 - Celaena S., Chaol W., Rowan W., Aedion A.
Ice & Fire by Mandy Hartzler reviews
One-shot. Rowan and Dorian compete with their icy powers, but Aelin sabotages one of them. Post Heir of Fire.
Throne of Glass series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/12/2015 - Celaena S., Dorian H., Rowan W., Aedion A. - Complete
Rose Weasley and the New Order by allyourdreamstothestars reviews
The first book in a series following the next generation during their time at Hogwarts. Albus, Rose, James, and Scorpius find that their parents' past could be dangerous for them as well-and that there's a threat older than they know emerging that's looking for them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,708 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/19/2015 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
A Different Year by page-threehundredandninetyfour reviews
Lily always hated James for his ignorance, bullying of others and constant need to impress her and ask her out. But when James' parents die his whole world crumbles. Will Lily see the change and give him a second chance? Their seventh year at Hogwarts resembles no other and is full of surprises...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 144,916 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 2/8/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Marauders Make the Best Friends by eleven11eleven reviews
Lily had a terrible day and desperately needs a hug, but James is in detention, with no sign of getting out any time soon. Just a scene depicting the Lily/Marauder friendship. The plot bunnies attacked and I couldn't resist writing it down.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/16/2014 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
In Light of the Full Moon by ObsessedFan1 reviews
One moonlit walk. That was all it took for Lily's world to flip upside-down into one where Remus is a werewolf, the rest of the Marauders are Animagi, and James Potter is being serious.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,102 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Under the Influence by cleotheo reviews
An accident in Potions leaves Hermione and Draco soaked in a love potion. However when Snape discovers the potion is weak and will wear off in minutes he chooses not to tell the couple when he discovers the potion has merely brought their feelings for one another to the surface. Short four part, light hearted story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,251 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The House of Hell by Love2Love reviews
The WWNC thinks it's a great idea to start a reality show with an unwilling group of magical teenagers before their seventh year at Hogwarts. Hermione does not. Enter a pointy faced blond with his two close friends and let Hell-er, the summer, begin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 200,972 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Bruises Of The Midnight Rose by iCyou reviews
Draco uncovers Hermione's deepest secret; her abusive relationship with Ron. Naturally he uses this as means to exploit, demean, and blackmail her. Before she knows it she's become Draco's toy. Yet, perhaps, some twisted sort of love could evolve, even in the most difficult of situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 55,809 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Devil Wears Prada by Wanderer of the Roads reviews
Witch Weekly crowned him Sexiest Wizard Alive, the Daily Prophet hailed him as the Most Influential Wizard of the Year, the Gringotts Times named him the most accomplished tycoon in history, and Hermione Granger is about to call him boss. 3 guesses who.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,356 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 1,910 - Follows: 1,104 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Iggy Project by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Iggy has a master plan: to get Max and Fang together. It's just slightly annoying that the world is scheduled to end in a few months. Sucks to be him. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,497 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Max, Fang
New Hope? by feather flyer reviews
Max moves to a new town with her father Jeb... but she is hiding something from everyone. What happens when the person she cares for most is taken away from her? Will she be able to handle it or will her world crumble? And what about a dark haired someone and his friends? Can they give her a reason to actually live? Or will they sit by and watch as she is torn to pieces. FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,384 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Max, Fang, Nudge, Iggy
Asleep in the Common Room by the potter family reviews
Lily Evans stumbles into the Common Room late one night and finds a student asleep on the couches.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,098 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 7/18/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Accidental I Do by NJ Coffee Queen reviews
A night out with Draco Malfoy leads to unfortunate circumstances.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,393 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,494 - Reviews: 6235 - Favs: 16,047 - Follows: 5,612 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Masquerade by natalielouise reviews
It's Halloween at Hogwarts but this year, the annual ball has a twist. Dramione one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Carriage Ride by blue sapphire lady reviews
The Golden Trio is forced to take a painfully long carriage ride with none other than a grumpy Draco Malfoy. Unfortunately for the clueless Hermione, Malfoy's plan to flirt with the witch to get "her bodyguards" all angry gets a little bit out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,516 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Somebody's Secret by Glalie773 reviews
"Hermione," she repeated, "don't be someone's secret. Ever." Too late.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 56 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Not Like the Movies by Love2Love reviews
Draco has decided to propose to Hermione after three years of total happiness. Based on the success stories he's seen in movies, Titanic issues aside, he thinks it would be best to follow their examples. Unfortunately, real life isn't like the movies.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,718 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Honey and the Bee by katesanders422 reviews
I spotted Draco sitting at our usual table in the library. I squared my shoulders and marched up to him. "So we kissed." He didn't say anything at first, he just kept reading his book. Finally, without looking up, he spoke. "And I would do it again."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,595 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
MudLove by xXGoldie12Xx reviews
"You're arrogant." "You're beautiful." "Excuse me? Did Draco Malfoy just call me beautiful?" "No duh. Gosh, Granger, go get a q-tip and clean the earwax out of your ears so you can listen while I try and flirt with you!" A collection of Dramione one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 15,787 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Kiss Me, I'm Irish by Pinky Brown reviews
In the aftermath of the war, Seamus and Lavender find that a friend makes all the difference, especially when they come with benefits... Rated M for language and future filth!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,560 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 56 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Seamus F., Lavender B.
Sing for the Moment by Faith Valconbridge reviews
Complete Crack. A potion is circling the school leaving everyone it infects unable to hide their true emotions.Facades are unvieled and boundaries are crossed.An unlikely group of students pair together to solve this mystery.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 88,430 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Encapture by simplyxamazing reviews
She would be civil, Hermione decided. But she refused to call him Professor Malfoy. Prequel to "Forget to Remember," but can be read as a stand alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,639 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Ginny's Short List by bringITback reviews
Ginny knows that Hermione is hiding something from her and is determined to uncover the secret our favorite resident bookworm has taken to hide!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
He's Leaving Home by Pinky Brown reviews
Eleven-year old Ron Weasley is off to school in a week and he's excited and terrified in equal measures. It doesn't help that every single member of his family keeps trying to give him advice, and that his sister keeps hiding his shoes...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,732 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Ron W., Ginny W.
Eye Flirting by RonaldAndMione reviews
Ginny convinces Hermione to try something new during their stay at Grimmauld Place before fifth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Drunk by ilovegaybumblebees reviews
Gryffindor's just beat Ravenclaw and are going to the House Championship. Sirius throws a bit of a party later that night and Lily gets a little too honest.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Remembering You by pinayflava90 reviews
It started with the necklace. When he was 5, Draco befriended a Muggle the same time little Hermione befriended a boy who was into magic. Years later, they unknowingly meet again. How they going to remember each other when the minds is stuck with hatred? *mixture of cannon/non cannon*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 104,121 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 1,735 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
16 Going on 25 by juicyfruits reviews
Hermione wakes up to find that she has no memory of the past nine years- and she's twenty five and somehow married to Draco Malfoy himself. Humorous romance fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,182 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
You're Not Easy to Love by NaTTyKiinz reviews
"I would just like to say that the rumors are true. Hermione Granger and I, Draco Malfoy, are currently in a relationship." Hermione stood frozen in place, not knowing what to do with this utterly repulsive lie coming from his mouth. Full Summary Inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,733 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bloody Fantastic by Belief Among Unrest reviews
Detention has never been quite like this before. But what is this potion, and why does Draco have a sudden urge to smell Hermione?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Bad Boys by alexenzeru reviews
Ron is suddenly popular with the ladies, and Hermione finds herself inexplicably drawn to his newfound "bad boy" image. But what will happen when unusual circumstances force her to spend time with Hogwarts' ultimate bad boy, Malfoy? M rated later chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,747 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Delicious Mexicans by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Fang overhears Max sleeptalking, and because he's a creeper like that, he sneaks in to listen. Oneshot, Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 50 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
Pub Crawl by Pinky Brown reviews
Ron and Seamus on a St. Patrick's Day pub crawl. What can possibly go wrong? With real-time chapter updates!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,340 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Ron W., Seamus F.
Bedtime Stories by Realmer06 reviews
Pieces Universe. Ron's children have grown up hearing stories of the adventures of Prince Billy and Princess Jean. But when Rosie asks for the story of their wedding, Ron finds himself telling a very different kind of story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,811 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Key and the Mask by Lyla Calm reviews
When Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger are assigned as partners in Potions class, Hermione puts Draco in the hospital wing-and Dumbledore's finally had enough. To teach them to get along, he locks them in the Room of Requirement...for an entire weekend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,741 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Best Served Silly by thinkingmybrainsout reviews
After forcing his assistant, Hermione Granger, to help him pick out his son's birthday present Draco Malfoy and said assistant suffer an unfortunate accident involving Itchy Powder. Now it's a test of wills; whoever scratches first loses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,010 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Magic Knickers by Pinky Brown reviews
Ron Weasley, the night before Valentine’s Day, in a lingerie department. What more do you need? This story was Runner-up in both the "Best One Shot" and "Best AU Fic" categories at the 2009 Ron/Hermione Awards on Livejournal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,869 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Forget to Remember by simplyxamazing reviews
A week before Christmas Hermione runs into Draco on a street in Muggle London. Confusion follows when she realizes he is actually being civil, and when Draco gives her a book written in her own handwriting, her whole life changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,565 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Seven Things by iamhermionemalfoy reviews
Draco Malfoy made no secret of his extreme dislike towards Hermione Granger. He even had a list of things he loathed about her, seven things to be exact. But what happens when one day the golden snitch decides to take sanctuary in her nest of bushy hair?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,198 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Flash by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Nothing is quite as awkward as killing your sorta-girlfriend. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,333 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Fang, Max
Mimi's Black Rose by xxSammySabotagexx reviews
Hermione sat beneath her tree, eyes pointed towards the sky. Tears were running down her face, as she slowly whispered, "I'm going to die." :: HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,023 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 1,167 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Biscuits: A Love Story by Pinky Brown reviews
Winner of "Best Depiction of Ron" at the 2009-10 Ron/Hermione Awards on Livejournal. The story of Ron and Hermione's complicated romance, with added biscuits. Not remotely fluffy despite the title, and rated M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 159,344 - Reviews: 1708 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W.
It Started With Revenge by frostykitten reviews
Sequel to A Tail Changes Everything. Hermione and Draco are back from the Burrow and find themselves unable to ignore each other the way they used to - quite the opposite in fact. They can't seem to get away from each other, whether they like it or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,725 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Bottle of Luck by twin-v reviews
A little liquid luck goes a long way for Draco when he receives a bottle of Felix Felicis for his birthday. Why does he seem to run into Hermione Granger every time he takes a sip?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,130 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Tail Changes Everything by frostykitten reviews
Hermione was woken by a girlish scream and then loud, stomping footsteps. The first thing she noticed was that her bed was way too small, the second thing she noticed was a very angry Malfoy in a towel standing above her... Rated T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,404 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Don't Tell Me What I Am by Naomi N. Yang reviews
“Someone? The day you become someone is the day I bow down to a mudblood”....“Keep dreaming, Weaselette, and when---IF you succeed in no longer being a dork, I swear to Merlin, I’ll even compliment Eloise Midgen.” pairings: BZ/GW and DM/HG, summary inside
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,323 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8293 - Favs: 1,880 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Hermione's makeover by Hedw1g reviews
When Hermione is hurt by some cruel comments and flees potions, Draco Malfoy takes it upon himself to give Hermione a makeover, but will his feelings change towards the mudblood?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 90,924 - Reviews: 2028 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 1,106 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 11/17/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
To Be A Parent by Slytherin's Baby Girl reviews
The seventh year students have to complete a course, but not just any course one that will test the Purebloods and bring couples closer together. Will the houses unite, or will all the hard work crumble? Will truces be made? Or will enemies collide? DM.HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 61,077 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Outhouse by Greenaleydis reviews
What starts as a quick trip to the bathroom turns into a huge spectacle, and the strangest experience of Draco's life. Is it possible to die of humiliation? Somewhat of a sequel to Booty. A Dramione one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
All I Want for Christmas is You by AnneM.Oliver reviews
All Draco wants for Christmas is Hermione, and he only has twelve days to prove it, and he'll do it one day at a time. New Year's Eve epilogue added!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,601 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Reading is Sexy by musicmagic7 reviews
"Reading is sexy, Draco." Hermione said. "Prove it," He replied. This is the story of how Hermione Granger proved to Draco Malfoy that Reading is Sexy, and how they fell in love in the process.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,732 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Crawling Under the Surface by Wesker888 reviews
Four years after Hogwarts, Ron takes a murder case that leads him back to a lost love. RHr. Rated T for mild language and pretty intense violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 109,813 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Sunlit Aperture by Loonystar reviews
When a sudden upset Hermione Granger runs away from her house table, the Slytherin prince is curious to what could ever bother her. Could Draco make things worse? Or possibly turn Hermione's thoughts around and make everything better?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 46,465 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
My Favorite First Night by That One Condition reviews
There is no way I'm getting back to sleep tonight. Ron/Hermione. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
I Like Your Booty, But I'm Not Gay by Greenaleydis reviews
Draco disguises himself as a girl to prove that Hermione Granger is indeed batting for the other team - but his plan turns out to be way more traumatizing in the end than he could have imagined. Fluffy girl-girl goodness - maybe something else. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,874 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
This Dance We Do by babygiirl reviews
After a cheating incident with a certain redhead, Hermione decides on a little revenge. She'd make him wish he'd never cheated. With the help of some new friends, Hermione goes through quite the changing christmas. ronjealous not till later on
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,848 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Rating by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Fang, bored, starts to rate girls walking by along with Gazzy and Iggy. The trio gets more than they bargained for when a familiar-looking girl walks by. Fax, oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 103 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
After Her by Pinky Brown reviews
The story of what happened to Ron in the first three months after Hermione left him. A sequel/prequel of sorts to my story "Faultlines", but you don't have to read that first. Come with me on a journey into the deepest, darkest recesses of Ron's soul...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Forgiveness is the final form of love by silverbirch reviews
Eighteen months after the battle, Hermione is a volunteer in a soup kitchen, aiding those cast aside by Voldemort's defeat. So, what's HE doing standing in the queue for a handout? Can she put aside her her hatred and reach out to her oldest foe?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,761 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Therapy by Greenaleydis reviews
ON HAITUS. I bet you thought when you first sat on that couch that I just sit here all day and ask you how you feel. That's not therapy. Therapy is going deep in your heart and healing, because the deeper you go into the cave, the more darkness you find.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,609 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Sleepwalking by attica reviews
It's funny how some people find you right when you need them to. DHr, OOC. Finished/One-shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,799 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 71 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Slight Tingling Sensation by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Max attempts to get Fang to wear a face mask. "Attempts" being the key word. Oneshot, Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Hex and the City by Tierfal reviews
“What the hell are you doing here?” he demanded incredulously. “What the hell are you doing here?” she countered, glad that he couldn’t hear the squeak that had hijacked her voice. A Christmas-themed Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,160 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Veela by No.angel90 reviews
Mr. Malfoy's great Uncle was a Veela and now it has been handed down to Draco of all people. Unfortunately, his body has chosen a mate that is not entirely to his liking. And boy oh boy is Granger in for a surprise when he tells her. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 70,338 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Chocolate by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Fang discovers what he can do when he takes Max's chocolate hostage. Oneshot, Fax, and a bonus for anyone who can figure out how to get the chocolate back.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Complete
Dance Dance Revolution by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Who knew Fang could shake his hips? Then again, who knew he even had them? Oneshot, Faxness
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Complete
Of Thunderstorms and Chocolate Chips by love-ends-with-hope reviews
One-shot. DM/HG. A thunderstorm one night sends Hermione looking for...well, she's not exactly sure what, but she ends up finding it in Malfoy's room.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Detention by Sharlmalfoy reviews
What happens when Draco and Hermione get stuck together in detention? Do they eat each other alive or something unexpected happens? Things change between them but for good or bad? Dramione!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,096 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Faultlines by Pinky Brown reviews
Breaking up is hard to do, but Ron and Hermione are about to discover that putting the pieces back together is even harder. This story was nominated in 5 categories and Winner of "Best Angst Fic" at the 2008 Ron/Hermione Awards on LiveJournal.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 204,241 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
One Red Rose by insaneprincess reviews
“And red…. A red rose has many meanings. Beauty. Respect. Courage. Passion. But mostly… one red rose means love.” Draco and Hermione. ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,566 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Never Play Dare With Draco Malfoy! by Mevv reviews
Sequel to Under the Mistletoe! Draco asks Hermione to play dare with him as a consequence for kissing him! The dares just get better and better! Now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,939 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Changing Tides by acidroses reviews
Professor McGonagall places a spell on Draco and Hermione, making them unable to be further than 3m apart... until they can get along with each other. This is due to the big fight between Hermione and Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,295 - Reviews: 1241 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 4/6/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Truth or Dare by blue sapphire lady reviews
All Hermione wanted to do was finish her essay. Actually their essay. But of course Malfoy had to start a game of Truth or Dare. And of course she had to agree...D/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,430 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Mayhem at The Burrow by behardcore reviews
Draco unexpectedly has to spend the summer at The Burrow, and yup, if you leave the Weasleys, Harry, Hermione and Draco all under one roof, chaos is bound to happen! But could it be... a romance too? Find out what happens! There's a twist too. DMHG. DONE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 107,524 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Ten Labors of Draco and Hermione by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
THIS STORY IS DANGEROUS. IT HAS CAUSED NUMEROUS PEOPLE TO BE KICKED OUT OF LIBRARIES, RECEIVE STRANGE LOOKS FROM FAMILY MEMBERS, AND GO CLINICALLY INSANE. DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, READ THIS STORY. ESPECIALLY NOT CHAPTER 19.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 93,564 - Reviews: 4270 - Favs: 1,454 - Follows: 1,173 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Enigmaticness Abounds by Tierfal reviews
In the long-awaited sequel to 'Her and Me,' Hell has frozen over; Draco and Hermione are, fairly literally, madly in love; and everything is fantabulousiriffic. Right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,998 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Truth or Dare? by Dizzykat reviews
Excuse me? Hermione asked, a look of shock mingled with disgust spreading over her face. You heard me! Ginny smirked, I dare you to seduce Draco Malfoy. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,126 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Her and Me by Tierfal reviews
Hermione Granger will take pity on a hapless Draco Malfoy the day Hell freezes over. Draco is lacing up his ice skates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,249 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 1,562 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Under the Mistletoe by Mevv reviews
A Little Christmas Spirit to cheer everyone up! Hermione and freinds play a little game before leaving for the holidays! some nice suprises!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
His Patronus by Hazel-Buttafly reviews
Oneshot. Hermione is curious of the form her husbands Patronus. An awkward subject for him to endure, Draco refuses to answer.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 107 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Apology Accepted by That One Condition reviews
Which is actually a whole new emotion for me...this confusion. Only with Ron... Oneshot. Ron/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Consequences of Getting Smashed by kateg123 reviews
Hermione experiences the ordeal of getting drunk. Of course consequences soon ensue, some hilarious, some romantic...HGDM be brilliant and review please: Now completed
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,454 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/25/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Girl All the Bad Guys Want by mmmsizzle reviews
Hermione turns badass! But how long will it last? Will she remember the relationships she built while under the influence of the personality changing potion? DMHG. I have no idea where this is going, so rating T to be safe. its my first, so please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 27,556 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Doing Divination Again Part 2 by AJ01 reviews
SEQUIL TO DOING DIVINATION AGAIN. draco has invited hermione to a ball...with voldermort in attendence. what other challenges are there that await behind the london's corner?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,812 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Every Time by That One Condition reviews
A poem written by George for Fred. Might want to finish Deathly Hallows before reading this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2007 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Dirty Dancing by mysticalpurple reviews
The Hogwarts students get a new dance class, but it looks like some of the students already know how... What will they get themselves into? How dirty can you get? Kinda Angsty
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,566 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Hermione's Homework by That One Condition reviews
Draco Malfoy is watching Hermione Granger do her homework. Only what if that wasn't her homework? What if it's a list of some sort? And another question, what happens when Draco reads it? Oneshot. Against my entire being to write this pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 98 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
As You Sleep by That One Condition reviews
It's the last night before the final battle and Ron is watching Hermione sleep. Songfic to As You Sleep by Something Corporate. Character Death. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
When Love Goes Wrong by Shinsei-Kokoro reviews
His plan had been to make her fall for him. Certainly not the other way around. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,241 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Draco Malfoy Must Die by dcon8 reviews
One Guy. Five Girlfriends. Don't get mad. Get Even. DMHG [LAST CHAPTER UP! Finally COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,446 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Birthday Surprises by angelrider93 reviews
ONESHOT Draco thinks that everyone has forgotten his birthday but then he gets a surprise party held for him, he'll never guess who it was that organised it DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,867 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 62 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Time and Time Again by Frith reviews
Hermione and Draco are repeating the same 12 hours over and over again. How long do you think it will take Draco to realize he can do whatever he wants without any consequences?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,515 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Drinking Games by drcjsnider reviews
As Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger play the Harry Potter Drinking Game, they both acknowledge they want something more from each other than just friendship. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,679 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 106 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Stuck by Neferteenie reviews
/-AU, DHr-/ Hermione is given detention, which is to be overseen by the Head Boy. But wait, why won't the door budge? They're stuck! For 48 hours! Oh dear Merlin, help us all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,732 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/19/2006 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I'll Get Over You by EternalOphelia reviews
[oneshot songfic] Draco is having a tougher time than anticipated over a recent breakup. But, headstrong as ever, he's determined to just get over her. Set to the song King of Wishful Thinking by Go West. RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What Granger Wants by ellamalfoy8 reviews
OneShot With the help of his father’s old journals, Draco is able to read the minds of women. Who does he focus on? No one other than Hermione Granger. At last our hero can learn what it is that Granger wants, and possibly lose his mind in the process.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,509 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 1,274 - Follows: 221 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ears like red traffic lights by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Ron Weasley couldn’t understand it. ‘It’ being life in general, of course, but at this particular moment, there was one exact issue that maddened him to no end. His ears. And more importantly, their fixation with turning red. RonHermione one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Date by EternalOphelia reviews
[oneshot] Sequel to The Lottery. Hermione and Draco go on the date Draco bid on her for. But why did he choose her? And what kind of date could these sworn enemies have? Find out! RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,916 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Lottery by EternalOphelia reviews
[oneshot] Hermione enters herself in a charity event where the highest bidder wins. She begins to have second thoughts, however, when she actually gets there. And to add to her worries, a minimum bid is set and Ron cannot save her from humiliation. RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/14/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Doing Divination Again by AJ01 reviews
7th year. Hermione does Divination again, but so does draco. The Divination teacher tells the class by mistake, that draco, during a reading, likes a girl in this very room. All girls think its them...But who is it?rnI think you all know, but please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 109,767 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/5/2005 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Closet Bohemia by Raine Lionheart reviews
Harry's flight from Filch's wrath ends him up in a pitchblack broom closet with a young woman who's as clueless as he is. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 1,513 - Follows: 222 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Come Fly With Me by regnum reviews
There was something in his tone that boded no argument. If she didn’t get on the broom she would definitely piss him off. And a pissed of Draco was like an annoyed Blast-ended Skrewt. Hard to handle. One-shot.(DHr)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
To Trust a Malfoy by Jade II reviews
One-shot. Hermione serves detention after McGonagall catches her in a compromising position.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/18/2004 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
When You Assume by icewater reviews
One-Shot....Post-Hogwarts. Poor Hermione! When you assume, you cause yourself a lot of unnecessary heartache.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,631 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/17/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
My Life As a House Elf by just call me Cappy reviews
When Hermione is turned into a House elf by an irritated wizard in Knockturn Alley, she finds herself being bought and hired to ... who else, but the Malfoys?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,034 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/3/2004 - Published: 11/19/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Obliviate by superscar reviews
The title is actually somewhat self explanatory. DHr, BZGW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,751 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/28/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Transi de Froid by Incitata reviews
Now complete. None fluffy, high octane twisty tale of unlikely beginnings and extraordinary results. If you don't read it, how will you know what you're missing?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 105,654 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/6/2003 - Published: 11/27/2001 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
An Elaborate Charade by Lady Norbert reviews
When Ron and Hermione overhear a plot to get them together, they take matters into their own hands and pretend to fall madly in love. Do the words self fulfilling prophecy mean anything to you?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,584 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/11/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
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A Different Perspective reviews
Who's ever heard of a muggleborn Slytherin? Izzy Griffiths has no idea what's waiting for her at Hogwarts, and what she finds will change everything. Rated T for future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,894 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/13/2019 - Published: 8/15/2016 - Draco M., George W., Fred W.
Forever and Ever reviews
A story of how Max & the flock are coping to their usual antics. Takes place between the epilogue chapters in Forever, the last Max Ride book. DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE READ FOREVER, IT INCLUDES SPOILERS! Funny banter, explosions, and sweet mushy-gushy(all the stuff Max loves) moments are all in store! Rated between K and T, but T to be safe! Major FAX! COMPLETE!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,561 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/15/2016 - Published: 6/16/2015 - [Max, Fang] - Complete
Drunk Gryffindors: What Could Go Wrong? reviews
Party in the common room! Follow the antics, drama, romance, and (of course) intoxication that ensues after Ron and Hermione have had the farthest thing from a good day. Compatible to the whole series. Romione, with bits of Hinny thrown in there. Rate and review please! Rated T. FINALLY COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,144 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/22/2015 - Published: 8/3/2015 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete