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Author has written 14 stories for TV X-overs, Harry Potter, StarTrek: The Original Series, Sherlock Holmes, Magician, Phantom of the Opera, Cats, Misc. Tv Shows, Book X-overs, Memoirs of a Geisha, Batman, and Beauty and the Beast.
Anyway. Welcome to my abode. Please, R&R my stories. Ideas in reviews please. Any questions outside of my stories, send me a private message.
I do have a simple request: Please read all of my stories & tell me what you think. THANK YOU TO ALL WHO REVIEWED MY STORIES.
As far as my stories go, I'm going to finish all the stories I have up, reworking those that need reworked, before I put the new stories that I've started up.
Plot bunny list
Here is where I'm going to put any plot bunnies. For those who don't know, a plot bunny is basically an idea for a story. For some excellent examples, check out the fic "Odd ideas". I can't remember how to spell the first part of the author's name but it starts with "R" and the second word is Blot. I'll eventually do the same thing, but for now, this will work.
I only ask that if you want to take one of my ideas, please pm me or email me first and ask, as well as send me the link so I can post it up next to it. I'm welcome to more then one person taking my plot bunnies because each author has a unique writing style and that, I feel, is what makes good fics. I've read two different fics based off of the same plot bunny and both are excellent. Both are HP/Batman fics and the first is Harry Potter and The Dark Knight.
Memoirs of a Geisha
1. Mrs. Nitta dies after the okiya is re-opened, but before Hakone.
2. Nobu is either encouraged to take Sayuri on a walk in Hakone or does it on his on initiative and finds out about her past and her feelings for him and the Chairman.
3. Nobu is Mameha's donna instead of the Baron.
4. There is another geisha in the Nitta okiya along with Hatsumomo.
5. Hatsumomo decided that the way to stay in the okiya was to go through Sayuri versus Pumpkin
1. Ani was sworn by the old code that is mentioned by a couple of Star Wars/Harry Potter crossover fics, instead of the one that forbids relationships.
Star Trek: The Next Generation
1. Picard/Oc pairing with the girl from a matriarchal society-they either enter it both willing, unwilling or she's willing, he's not.
A bit about me:
Phantom of the Opera
Anything Andrew Lloyd Webber
Many more than I can list
Graduate of the University of Michigan-Flint; magician in training; I worked at Crossroads Village, a village made up of historical buildings from Genesee County, where I live, with a railroad called the Huckleberry Railroad. PsychoSane'sGirl and I both worked there together my first year out there. Yes, I know her, from high school. She's my kindred, if a bit bratty at times, sister. I'm into Harry Potter, manga, anime, and many other things.
Thank you: kb7rky for alerting me to a troll. I do hope you see this.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am the girl whose friends no longer let me hug them when I told them I was bisexual.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, and want things like this to stop then copy and paste it to your profile.
My name is sarah I am but three,
My eyes are swollen I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight, don't make a sound!
I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse my name he calls
I press myself Against the wall.
I try and hide From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more,
I finally get free And I run for the door.
He's already locked it And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late
His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain again and again
Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.
Child Abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, paste this in your profile
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, paste this into your profile
If you know of fanfic authors who could write a particular book/series/tv show/movie/whatever else better then the actual author, paste this into your profile.
If you wish Sirius hadn't died in OotP, paste this into your profile.
If you're in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name... copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think those stupid kids should just give that annoying Trix rabbit some trix, copy this into your profile.
CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If you think cats are awesome, copy this to your profile, and add your name to this list: Brambleclaw's Babe, Amber Sea, Mistwing, Emberflame of MoonClan, Skyeheart and Silverwing, Frostpaw, Karimlan di Sindihan, Ginormous Funtastic Everything, Kara Hitame, HopelessxRomanticx1993, -yellowhearts-, tomboyishgirl108, Band8PGeek, AIT98, Merciful Heavens, Lionfire5224, mrmistoffelees,
If you love to write copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of it's effects, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm AUTISTIC, so I MUST be stupid, idiotic, or generally not-intelligent.
I'm a WITCH, so I MUST worship the devil.
Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of. (It's disgusting that people actually believe some of these things...)
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you are against abortion, post this in your profile.
If you think you can be pretty without being self-centered, copy and paste this into your profile
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you like to put these types of things in your profile, copy and paste to your profile!
If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...) Darkecogir (I done it a couple a times) Tora-kun126(sideways, backwards, forwards, up, down, over, and underneath. I've done it all) DiRtY BuBbLe (more than I fall down them, and, also, I cannot figure out how to walk in a straight line ...any ideas?) HollyluvsArty, Super Reader (unfortunatly yes. All the time.) Ro-Rolyn-Roserade (It wasn't pretty, there was a domino effect), SuperKatyDid (It hurt too), xxxKinaMariexxx (falling up the stairs is somehow more painful than falling down them!), Little-Miss-Artemis-1(Icant walk in a straight line either my friends pointed that out to me), deatheater wannabe(it takes talent!!), mrmistoffelees
Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people.
To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand to a light of some kind.
You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too.
You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it.
If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.
you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. SlightlyBroken (come on someone else has to have done this before too), Katerina, Gaara ish my sexeh beast, Kaitlin, xxxKinaMariexxx, Little-Miss-Artemis-1 ,deatheater wannbe, mrmistoffelees,
In a high school in Montana a group of high schoolers played a prank on the school. They let three goats loose in the school.
Before they let them go, they painted numbers on the sides of the goats... 1, 2 & 4.
local school administrators spent most of the day looking for #3.
If you think that kids and teens are smart, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If u think cats r awesome, copy this to your profile, and add your name to this list: Brambleclaw's Babe, Amber Sea, Mistwing, Littlewhisker, BloodyOracle, The Norwegian Dragon, Seven O'Clock Dinner, MewPirate, xxxKinaMariexxx, Little-Miss-Artemis-1, mrmistoffelees
If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile!
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile!
Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.
Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.
My best friend is insane. If you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you like to put these types of things in your profile, copy and paste to your profile.
If there are times that you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Pokemon is cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
Only in America ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America ...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
Only in America ... ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
EVER WONDER ...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Why the Hell did they kill Voldemort?
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.
(If this offends ANYONE in ANY way, itz not my fault. I got this from someone else!! I am NOT liable!)
Spread the Stupidity
Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
If you cry when a character in one of your favorite books dies, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you AND your best friend are insane, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what your address is, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think being unique is better than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile, and add your name to the list: mrmistoffelees
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Oh, the irony...
Did you know...
kissing is healthy.
bananas are good for period pain.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
boys aren't worth your tears.
we all love surprises.
TO MY GIRLS !!
You might be best friends one year,
pretty good friends the next year,
don't talk that often the next year,
and don't want to talk at all the year after that.
So, I just wanted to say, you are special to me and you have made a difference in my life,I look up to you, respect you, and truly cherish you.
Send this to all your friends, no matter how often you talk , or how close you are, and send it to the person who sent it to you.
Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them, and tell new friends you never will.
Remember, everyone needs a friend, someday you might feel like you have NO FRIENDS at all, just remember this text and take comfort in knowing somebody out there cares about you and always will driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
to the top
of the tree.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.
It's always the last place you look... Well duh!! Why would I keep looking after i found it?!
What happens when you get scared half to death twice?...
When life gives you lemons, scream at life- I mean, seriously, what good is lemons without the sugar? I can't make lemonade without sugar, can I
If at first, you don't succeed, try try again. If once again you fail, destroy the trail.
You see, I used to be normal. But then I learned to read. So, the normalness went right down the drain! My dad blames my first grade teacher...
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
I hear voices, and they don't like you.
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love..
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.
You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenager grls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more
Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.
If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't a good evening.
I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.
Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.
My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen
Good friends will pick you up when your fall, BEST FRIENDS will push you back down and laugh
Good friends ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry
Good friends will say you can do better, BEST FRIENDS will call him up and say "You have seven days to live"
Good friends will help you with your drug problem, BEST FRIENDS are the ones who'll raid your room and throw the stuff in the ocean.(No matter where you live.)
A good friend will bail you out of jail, a BEST FRIEND will be sitting next to you in your cell going "We SCREWED UP!"
ONE FOR THE GIRLS!
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing
If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!! ... copy and paste this into your profile
I found these on a profile, and found them funny, if you laugh, put them in your profile xD
1:On a bag of Fritos!
..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
2:On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
3:On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
4:On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
5:On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
6:On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
7:On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
8:On Sunsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
9:On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
MY BEST FREIND ON HERE: PsychoSane'sGirl
1.YOUR REAL NAME: Medu
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Medizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Silver cat
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Marie Linden
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Mitmenno
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Blue Vanilla Coke
7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Jane
8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Victoria
I STOLE THAT FROM SOMONE ELSE SO NOW U CAN STEAL IT FROM ME! JUST COPY AND PASTE IT TO YOUR ORFILE BUT ERASE MY NAMES AND PUT YOUR OWN!