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Surprise sleepover by darknessenvelopsme reviews
Basically this is all lemons between Clary and Jace, with some added drama! There is adult content so read at your own risk, you've been warned, read and review ;)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 65,685 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 12/26/2020 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Clary F., Jace W.
Eros & Psyche by RZZMG reviews
Draco challenges Harry and friends to play EROS & PSYCHE, a scandalous card game with a dark, mysterious history. It's Slyth vs. Gryff, male vs. female, pride vs. desire in the ultimate game of hearts and amour! Pairings: Draco/Hermione,Blaise/Ginny,Ron/Pansy,Seamus/Lavender,Theo/Daphne,Harry/Tracey. AU 7th yr. Secrets, romance, angst, and sex await the turning of the first card...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 433,623 - Reviews: 7615 - Favs: 9,848 - Follows: 11,671 - Updated: 5/14/2019 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Simply Irrefutable by bookworm1993 reviews
Sequel to Simply Irresistible Draco and Hermione as parents tell their story to their children of that year after the war and how they healed each other with some potions explosions and a developing friendship that led to an irrefutable love then heartbreak that led them to where they are now.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,021 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 1,366 - Follows: 1,692 - Updated: 12/27/2018 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Shedding Skin by IWriteNaked reviews
Living in a polyandrous society, Clary is tasked with choosing who she will spend the rest of her life with. Clace. Clordan. Clebastian. (Polyandry, and all...) Whatever else I want. Rated M for language and lemons/smut, because let's be serious. Polyandry calls for smut. I hate summarizing, so much...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,853 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 12/9/2018 - Published: 9/22/2014
Everything I am by PurelyPoison reviews
"I'm impossible to love apparently, didn't anyone tell you?" "Now that...that I don't believe at all", he laughed lowly, staring straight back at me and in that moment, I was lost. HG/DM Lemons, Violence and mature themes!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 99,587 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 11/5/2017 - Published: 2/6/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Reckless Abandon by IWriteNaked reviews
When Clary's mother gets married, she finds herself crushing on her step brother, Jonathan. What happens when her best friend, Jace, starts to get jealous? I HATE SUMMARIZING, BUT WHAT'S UP. AU. Clonathan in the beginning. Clace later. Rated M for SMUT/Lemons eventually, and swearing all the freaking time. Awkward internal dialogue. Hilarious. Sexual themes.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,279 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 881 - Updated: 7/7/2017 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Clary F., Jonathon M./Sebastian V., Jace W., Magnus B.
Love In The Classroom by SereneCalamity reviews
Mr Wayland is one of the scariest teachers in the school, while Ms Fray is one of the most liked. Their students are undecided whether or not they're together. Clace.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 73 - Published: 1/23/2017 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Meddling With Hallows by projectrunwayluver reviews
SEQUEL TO POTIONS CLASS MISHAP! Our group of five who went to the future and are back in the present. Have they learned their lessons with meddling with time or will they try to change the future again? AU. No lemons. Starts in the middle of their sixth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,935 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/10/2016 - Published: 9/28/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Scarlett Dragon by cleotheo reviews
As a single teenage mother, Hermione chooses to begin a new life in France, little realising the move will eventually bring her the happiness she longs for. However, the past can't be ignored forever and one day the past is going to catch up with both Hermione and her daughter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,329 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 2,224 - Follows: 1,203 - Updated: 8/18/2016 - Published: 6/14/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
And a Splash of Crazy by MadameMalfoy21 reviews
Sequel to 'A Sip of Tea'. Hermione and Draco are now a couple. But with all of Hogwarts against the relationship, and with neither of them having experience in the significant other category, it will be anything but easy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,242 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 7/2/2016 - Published: 12/25/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
Safe Haven by SereneCalamity reviews
Clary's in trouble. And it seems like the best person to help her is the man who broke her heart at seventeen. Clace.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,530 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 5/12/2016 - Published: 11/20/2014 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Always The Dragon by Kalicat reviews
After the Golden Trio return to Hogwarts, Hermione finds herself faced with a dangerous situation. Struggling to handle it alone, will she let anyone get close enough to help her? Rated M for violence and later scenes of an awesomely citrus-y nature.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,425 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/24/2016 - Published: 2/12/2014 - Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M.
Intoxicated, I Love You by TheEruditeUnwindFromDistrict12 reviews
For now at least, this is complete: multi-ship, mostly lemons, some fluff. Clace, Sizzy, Malec c;
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/16/2016 - Published: 3/7/2015 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Intertwined by Twilight to Midnight reviews
Hermione's life intertwines with Draco's in ten short encounters a decade after and a world away.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,044 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 1/12/2016 - Published: 10/10/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Sip of Tea by MadameMalfoy21 reviews
Hermione unknowingly drinks a makeshift potion that makes her a bit too honest. That's the least of her troubles though, once she realizes how intense the side effects can be. Draco/Hermione lemon/pwp. Mature audiences only, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,437 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 8/12/2015 - Complete
Physical Attractions Aren't Crushes by syringa101 reviews
Draco flirts with Hermione in the library. They can't get each other out of their heads. An angry Hermione should not be toyed with. Dramione. Two-shot. I don't own Harry Potter. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,273 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/24/2015 - Published: 6/22/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
When Did You Know? by LadiePhoenix007 reviews
It had started as a one time thing but then it became a couple of times a week. Where does it go from here? What has it become? - Mature Rating for language and LEMONS! OOC and Non-epilogue compliant. (DM x HG)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,947 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 3/30/2015 - Published: 6/22/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Desperate Measures by Adele18 reviews
She turned her gaze towards the other members of the council and spoke with conviction. "Desperate times call for desperate measures.We must force all shadowhunters over the age of 18 to marry and bear children as soon as possible. It is the only way. " / Clace and Sizzy story,although mostly Clace moments. Contains lemons.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 47,549 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 1/30/2015 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Clary F., Isabelle L., Jace W., Simon L. - Complete
The Request: The Outtakes by redhead414 reviews
Missing moments from my story, "The Request." Rated K-M; the moments are in no particular order.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,194 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 2/15/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
Ties That Bind by AngiesFanFics reviews
AU - All Human - Highschool & Possibly college later on. A new family moves into town. Isabelle immediately befriends Clary. Clary can hardly get any sleep, will Jace be able to change that? Will Clary let him in? When Valentine shows up will they give in to his demands? Lemons in later chapters. Fluff Clace.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,379 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Breathless by IWriteNaked reviews
Clary has lived with her abusive father, since her mother died. After her brother moved out, the abuse got worse. What happens when Valentine dies, and Clary has to live with a foster family? Follow Clary through sadness, fear, loneliness, learning to trust again and finally falling in love. Clace, Malec, Sizzy. AU. OOC. Warning: adult content. Just click!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 42,940 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Alec L., Clary F., Jace W., Valentine M. - Complete
White Roses by JayMalfoy reviews
"Woman, didn't you hear me knocking for a full minute!" Draco playfully accused. Hermione laughed daintily, her chime-like chuckles filling the musty office air. Draco and Hermione learn that fate isn't something to be taken lightly... There will be *LEMONS* Disclaimer:I obviously don't own any of the characters. They all belong to the brilliant J.K Rowling! Please R/R COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,656 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Lioness Reborn by Kalicat reviews
Sequel to Lioness Falling, Hermione finds herself caught in a web of new challenges, from a bewildered Ron to a mysterious medical problem. Rated M for citrus-y fun
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 68 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M.
Good girls have some naughty toys by KrystyWroth reviews
Draco tries to blackmail Hermione. You think he'd learn. She has been named the smartest witch in their year. But does he learn? No...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 75,677 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Introducing Tumblr by gnrkrystle reviews
Hermione is forced to explain the 'Potterverse' to Draco when he stumbles onto an very naughty piece of fanart on Hermione's Tumblr Dashboard.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
When Roses Bloom Again by bookworm1993 reviews
In a race for the History books, Hermione Granger runs for Minister, her mind only focused on her tasks ahead, as such. Yet the sweetest letters begin arrive, from a little girl whose Daddy calls her Ro and tells Ro stories of her, Hermione Granger of all people. These stories compel Ro to ask Minister Granger for one wish, a wish that changes the course of Hermione Granger's life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,117 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Amnesia by Andy'sGirl4485 reviews
Draco has amnesia, but it's Hermione who will never be the same. Romance, danger, mischievousness, a lemon or two, and a happy ending!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,088 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 1,215 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 12/30/2010 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Draco's Anatomy by starsNflowers reviews
Bums, abs, eyes, legs or 'magic wands? Five witches are discussing the male anatomical part which makes their legs go weak and heat up their inner cauldron. Draco Malfoy is definitely mouth watering in a package but which part of his body is Hermione's favourite? Lots of fluff but with some limes and lemon in later chapters to deserve its M rating. Now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,840 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Request by redhead414 reviews
Astoria was never a fan of Hermione Granger, but pretty soon, she would be gone, and Draco was going to need all the help he could get. Rated M for future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 313,160 - Reviews: 3212 - Favs: 6,383 - Follows: 2,911 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 1/4/2012 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Hermione Malfoy by superscar reviews
At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 5424 - Favs: 6,751 - Follows: 3,668 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pillars of Sand by Cersanthamum reviews
When Clary options out to become a new assistant at the famous Herondale Magazine, she looked forward to starting off her life on a good note. What she didn't forsee was a cheeky golden guy standing in her way.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,295 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Clary F., Jace W.
Secrets and Sins by iwannakissyou022 reviews
Previously entitled "Why?" A fight between Draco and Hermione changes their relationship forever. Rated M for strong sexual content. Juicy Lemons! Now 2 chapters!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,425 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Dangers of Meddlesome Redheads by frostykitten reviews
Ginny thinks Hermione needs to stop waiting around to be swept off her feet, but when she casts a spell on her friend to help her get that special someone, things don't go exactly as she'd planned... Hermione may just kill her for her meddling.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,453 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
It's All Uncharted by redhead414 reviews
"Are you ready?" she asked. Draco brushed the back of his hand against her forehead before tracing it down her cheek. "I was ready the moment you came back into my life, Granger. Are you ready?" "With you," she whispered, "I'm ready for anything."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 232,163 - Reviews: 2192 - Favs: 7,891 - Follows: 2,671 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 9/19/2011 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Thirty Silver by anondracomalfoy reviews
The Dark Mark is slowly taking its toll on Draco Malfoy, and she certainly isn't helping matters. When a masked Death Eater and Gryffindor's Golden Girl get shoved together, limits will be tested and boundaries broken. **CURRENTLY UPDATING/CHANGING TITLE**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,398 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Devil's Secretary by frostykitten reviews
Malfoy ran his eyes over her from foot to hair. "I told her big breasts," he muttered irritably before putting his head back down on the desk, looking entirely uninterested and hungover. Hermione added sexual harassment to the growing list against him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,303 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 2,407 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lies, Loyalty, and Hermione Granger by NeuroticMuse413 reviews
Sequel to LOVE, LUST, & DRACO MALFOY. Hogwarts falls victim to mysterious animal attacks. All eyes turn to Draco Malfoy, resident werewolf, but his allies know better. Now, Hermione must prove his innocence before the lies tear them apart. Rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,128 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Prisoners and Captives by Expecting Rain reviews
A plan goes wrong during the search for the Horcruxes and Hermione is made a prisoner in Malfoy Manor. She's going to need all her intelligence, courage, loyalty, and cunning to keep herself - and the fight against Voldemort - alive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,315 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Jace's First by JadedQuill129 reviews
Jace has never had a girlfriend before, so when things start to get a little serious with Clary, he's about to experience many things he never dreamed of doing. I.e: Getting down on one knee,& keeping her as innocent as possible. Which, was never the case
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,569 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Jace W., Clary F.
Revenge Is All The Sweeter by Twilight to Midnight reviews
A marriage law has come to pass; an unfaithful boyfriend has been caught and an enemy has been chosen. Draco and Hermione discover the fine line between love and hate. Won 2nd place at the Dramione awards for best Draco and best action/adventure!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 101,194 - Reviews: 4563 - Favs: 7,882 - Follows: 3,198 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Mate for Life by Gwen Talon reviews
What happens when Hermione saves the life of a werewolf? She gets kidnapped to be his mate! not DH compliant HG/DM lemons in later chapters! OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,751 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Love, Lust, and Draco Malfoy by NeuroticMuse413 reviews
The werewolf’s curse forces Draco to seek asylum from the Order. When Hermione gets a little too close and Draco bites a little too hard, the two are forever linked. Can they resist their new animal attraction or will Hogwarts be split in two? 6th Yr, M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 102,559 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 1,317 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Familiar Place III: A Future Untold by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Sometimes the most familiar place is with someone you love. Set during their 6th year at Hogwarts, Draco has to go back to the worst year of his life to secure his future with Hermione Granger. 3rd in a series. This story can stand alone w/out reading 1&2
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 40 - Words: 159,344 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Trials of Affliction and Light Sleeping by Padfoot the Marauder reviews
Draco discovers that he is part Veela. The odd thing is that Veela’s are only supposed to be female. This little fact wouldn’t be bound to bring along some peculiar side effects during mating season, now would it? DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,212 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 10/25/2004 - Published: 10/7/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.