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Author has written 2 stories for Lord of the Rings, Avengers, and Thor.


This is Irmo-Kementari, we are actually two people, one of us is perfectly normal, the other...less so. (You Tolkien fans probably already guessed as much considering Irmo means 'master' in a certain old elvish dialect.) Tolkien's Irmo is better known as Lorien, husband of Este, but as all true geeks agree, the more obscure a reference the better. That is why I am called Kementari rather than Yavanna. (Yavanna Kementari is basically the 'Mother Earth' of the Valar in case you didn't know.)


As interesting as all this is, I doubt you are actually looking for the onomastic background of my username so I will wrap it up. I love to review, and I love to write, so if you are a writer wanting entirely uneducated reviews, or if you are a fan who wants an entirely uneducated writer, let us know and we will see what we can do. We are both students so our schedule dictates our update speeds, but we will try to keep any writing fairly regular. We are huge fans of Lord of the Rings, Marvel, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Greek tragedies, Calvin and Hobbes and everything in-between.


So basically, I geek out on Norse myths, and anything that goes boom, I am the one who writes the humor on most of the chapters, my grammar is... not amazing, so Kementari comes behind me, correcting everything I do, and adding the super glue so it doesn't fall apart, I try to be humorous, but if I fail, all hate mail goes to Kementari ;)

I hope this has told you whatever you wanted to know and if not, you can PM us.

Thanks, Irmo-Kementari.

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Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 74 - Words: 443,008 - Reviews: 4968 - Favs: 6,517 - Follows: 6,473 - Updated: 10/4 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Life Blood by robbiepoo2341 reviews
(General, not shipping) The Doctor didn't mean to get involved with the Winchesters. They're into all the wrong things: the killing kind of things. But now he's attached, but that means he's got to deal with the consequences. Because getting involved with the Winchesters means he may lose one of them.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 82 - Words: 121,730 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 8/5 - Published: 1/7/2014 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor, Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
More than Watchmen by YLJedi reviews
Sequel to Not Quickly Broken. Bruce has joined Harvey and Gordon in their fight to save Gotham, but keeping his two identities separate is harder than he expected. And the mob will not go quietly into the night.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,716 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 4/2/2014 - J. Gordon, Bruce W./Batman, Harvey D.
Luna Lovegood and the Dark Lord's Diary by The madness in me reviews
Tom Riddle's plans fall through when Ginny Weasley loses his diary shortly after starting her first year and it is found by one Luna Lovegood. A series of bizarre conversations follow. Luna? - Yes Tom? - I've been giving this a lot of thought...and I believe you may be insane. (Not crack. Plot takes a while to appear but it's there) See last chapter for fan art and translations.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 72,373 - Reviews: 4121 - Favs: 4,029 - Follows: 3,557 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 3/16/2017 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Unexpected Awakening by Rhiw reviews
AU. The life of General Kenobi is cut short at the hands of his Padawan, but the sight that greets his eyes upon awakening is not that of blinding light of the Force, but the Jedi Temple he knew when he was still a youth. Slow updates - no joke.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 91,873 - Reviews: 1945 - Favs: 3,142 - Follows: 3,303 - Updated: 12/28/2019 - Published: 10/4/2004 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
If I Knew Then What I Know Now by What You See in the Shadows reviews
Given an opportunity to change his family's destiny, Dean Winchester finds himself back in 1983 as his four year old self, yet with his adult memories still intact. But can he alter the events of that tragic night? And if so, will young Dean, his family, and Castiel be ready to survive all the evil that destiny has in store for them? pre-series AU
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 242 - Words: 619,139 - Reviews: 10405 - Favs: 2,839 - Follows: 2,863 - Updated: 3/22/2019 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel
Thor: War of the Gods ( AU ) by ScruffyStarWarsFan reviews
Nifelheim and Jotunheim unite under a single banner to wage war on Odin and Asgård. But to succeed, they need a mighty weapon hidden away on Earth. Thor and his friends tries to stop the weapon from ending up in the wrong hands, but in so doing dishonors an ancient treaty that has maintained the peace, risking all-out-war across the Nine Realms! An AU storyline.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 41 - Words: 105,963 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/4/2018 - Published: 3/2/2018 - Thor, Jane F., Odin, Loki
atonement by foolondahill17 reviews
"There was an idea to bring together a group of remarkable people." In which Loki is apprehended by Thanos, Thor is desperate to save his brother, the Guardians race against time, and the Avengers are a fractured immitation of their former strength. Let the Infinity War begin. SEE AUTHOR NOTE BOTTOM OF CH.27 FOR EXPLANATION AND APOLOGY FOR LACK OF UPDATES
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 148,435 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 4/26/2018 - Published: 11/12/2017 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Loki, Thanos
Paint it Black by Queen of Crystallopia reviews
The Avengers are broken and scattered across the globe after the events of Civil War. But when Peter Parker is taken by the very worst of humanity, Tony Stark will do whatever it takes to get him back, even if it means hunting down former friends and enemies to do it.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,612 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 12/13/2017 - Published: 10/21/2017 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Spider-Man/Peter Parker - Complete
Life in Reverse by Min Daae reviews
Home is where you make it. Or, the AU where Loki falls to Earth after Thor, wanders around trying to work out what to do with himself, and somehow ends up working for SHIELD. Mostly because supervillains are so plebian.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,031 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 2,528 - Follows: 2,618 - Updated: 4/13/2017 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Loki
To Death and Glory by Merlyn Pyndragon reviews
Five years after the adventure in Nihon-Ja, life seems quiet for Rangers Halt and Will, quiet at last. That is, until a beast from the east comes prowling for Champions. A Toscan lord is recruiting skilled warriors from various countries to fight in the colossal Arena of Romena. Most of these warriors are not willing contestants. And now he's in Araluen, with an eye on a Ranger.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 70 - Words: 242,624 - Reviews: 1029 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 7/15/2016 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Will, Horace, Halt, Gilan - Complete
Afghanistan by Kylen reviews
Clint Barton was a soldier, a sniper - one of the Army's best. Until his world started falling apart around him ... and two SHIELD agents were in need of a rescue. COMPLETE.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,797 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 11/1/2015 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
The Dynamics of Risk by BullDemon reviews
"I'd normally agree with you, Detective, however at the moment, I'm selfishly wondering why we don't consider our own lives to be as precious as the ones we endeavor to save." Harold Finch
Person of Interest - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 76,573 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/10/2015 - Published: 5/14/2015 - J. Reese, H. Finch, Detective Carter - Complete
Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Dark Lord by The M M reviews
Calvin's eleven years old - well, technically, anyways, but his shorts still reach his ankles - and not much has changed. Until the letter from Hogwarts, that is. *dramatic music* *sense of foreboding* *bloodcurdling screams echoing in the distance*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 133,274 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 5/16/2015 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Dean T., Calvin
Drown by Ordis reviews
Three months after Operation Avengers all is well. Or is it? When Steve and Tony hack into SHIELD to find missing weapons shipments they find more than they bargained for in the form of a prisoner who should, by rights, have been sent to Asgard long ago.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 202,193 - Reviews: 3983 - Favs: 4,716 - Follows: 4,266 - Updated: 3/18/2015 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Legend by Polyphoenix reviews
Months after Harvey Dent's death, with a mob war raging in the void left by Maroni's killing and the GCPD after him, can Batman continue to save Gotham? When new threats begin appearing and a familiar face returns can even Batman stem the darkness?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 357,798 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman
Under a Swift Sunrise by Lirenel reviews
The consequences of a different choice in 'Letting Go' spread further as Edmund, Lucy, and Eustace join Caspian on the Dawn Treader for an adventure through despair and delight, until they come to the end of the world and face the inevitable truth of life. *Any warnings can be found on my user page*
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 118,620 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
The Beginnings of a Bad Joke by Feste the Fool reviews
So King Arthur, Sir Gawain, and Squire Terence walk out of a river and into a bar and run into themselves. Sort of. Mostly. Giants and confusion and gates and accusations of sorcery will abound. Crossover, but don't let that scare you away. You'll love it, I promise.
Crossover - Merlin & Squire's Tales, Gerald Morris - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,068 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Merlin, Terence
The Lokistone by Alydia Rackham reviews
Jane Foster suspects why she has been relocated. But then another version of herself appears, warning her that the seams of space-time will rip apart if she does not complete this task: save Loki from the Avengers, with only a violet stone to guide her.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,179 - Reviews: 2166 - Favs: 1,514 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Loki - Complete
Walking on Sunshine by ighttior reviews
In which alternate timelines and the one thing Loki hates the most forces said God of Mischief to examine himself and draw help from the most interesting sources, namely, one by one, the Avengers. Morality, Loki evilness, Loki redemption, lots of feels, various apocalypses, and guaranteed to be not what you're expecting.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,154 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Loki
Walking the Line by hairballl26 reviews
Harry didn't think life at Privet Dr could get any worse, until Snape showed up, half dead and bleeding on the Dursleys' new floor. Starts summer after OoTP, keeps everyone in char, follows canon, or what it could have been with a summer like this...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,044 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 1,043 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Severus S., Harry P.
The Best Seven Years by Blu Taiger reviews
Calvin is eighteen and living in England with his folks. Now, he's faced with the task of telling Susie what he's been doing for the past seven years.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 90,344 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Luna L., Calvin, Susie Derkins - Complete
Sir Percy's Spy by SherlockianGirl reviews
When Lord Hastings is captured, Percy has no choice but to brave the bloody streets of Paris to rescue his fellow League member. But Chauvelin hasn't forgotten that meddlesome Scarlet Pimpernel and weaves about him a most cunning trap...
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,991 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008
Batman Revealed by vballmania23 reviews
What would have happened if Bruce turned himself in at the press conference? Each chapter is from a different POV and explores how the story would have changed - or stayed the same - had Bruce spoken up before Dent could confess.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,418 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Black Dwarfs, Blue River by elecktrum reviews
Relating the story of King Edmund's first diplomatic success, how he learned a craft, and why his older brother is known throughout the Black Dwarf clan as Nancy.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 54,726 - Reviews: 1156 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Imperial by Aria Saralyn reviews
Darth Vader needs a new wingman, so he goes to the Imperial Academy in search of a competent pilot. At the same time, a certain Lieutenant Solo is about to be expelled . . . only to find that maybe he can survive being an Imperial after all.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 61,046 - Reviews: 6036 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Han S., Darth Vader - Complete
Eye of the Beholder by elecktrum reviews
Told from various points of view, this is the story of two battles: one against a ruthless enemy, the other to save the life of the High King.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,582 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/10/2006 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Battle of Wills by Jocelyn reviews
PostOOTP, Snape blows his cover as a spy to save Harry from Voldemort. To win the war, even those who loathe each other must unite, and many lessons are learned in the process. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 356,457 - Reviews: 6251 - Favs: 4,153 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
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Live Long Enough to Become a Hero reviews
After the events of "Thor" rather than being captured by Thanos, Loki falls to Earth, only to be captured by Hydra. What happens when the god of Mischief and the Winter Soldier get tired of being controlled, and is it enough to save the world?
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,623 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 3/22/2018 - Loki, Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier
The Asgardian Guide to Cross-Dimensional Travel reviews
The Bi-frost has finally been repaired, but perhaps leaving someone named the trickster in charge of designing a multi-dimensional portal with no educated supervision and then sending your best warriors through said portal is a bad idea. Add time-travel and things get very strange very fast. Crack fic in which Asgard meets Middle Earth, and the trickster plays one trick to many.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,915 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/18/2017 - Published: 4/11/2015 - Aragorn, Eomer, Loki, Fandral