I first signed up for this account so I could get emails, since I like that better than sending messages through the website. I really had no intending of actually posting anything. If you want to read my Sentinel and Quantum Leap stuff, check out my website, but I decided that this place would be good for sharing a couple fics in fandoms I don't normally write in, so they have no spot on my webpage.

Just wanted to add a note about my Favorite Stories. I only put finished stories in there, since I don't like getting surprised by WIP.

Weird Crossover ideas: Not sure where else I could share this, so I figured here might be good. If anybody writes one of these, let me know, I'd like to read it.

Stargate Atlantis/Numb3rs: Charlie eps - math genius/John Sheppard - hidden math genius (and that slash in the middle does NOT mean anything.)

X-men: Evolution/Magnificent seven: Nightcrawler with mother Mystic (and Ezra thought his mom was bad)

Rurouni Kenshin/Incredibles: Just had this image of the monster robot at the end of the movie and Kenshin jumping out and calmly slashing it in two.

Stargate Atlantis/Magnificent Seven (and yes I know there's a Magnificent seven AU in Stargate, but this would be a cross with the original show) Vin - incredible tracker/Ronon - incredible tracker (and yet again, the slash means nothing)

CSI (the original)/Rurouni Kenshin: If, somehow, Kenshin were in modern day Las Vegas, you just know he'd stop some crime or other and can you imagine Grissom coming upon the aftermath. "Yes, Jim, that machine gun was sliced in half by a sword."

Weird Science/SGA: This one's just plain weird

SGA/Star Trek: This is not so much a crossover with Star Trek as the stealing of a world from a Star Trek book and plopping it in the Pegasus galaxy with a stargate. There are two things that entered my mind when I thought of this crossover; A: McKay has called Sheppard Kirk and mentioned his way with women a couple times. B: McKay likes cats. Now the world I propose stealing is Sivao from the TOS book Uhura's Song. In that book there's no indication that one of the cat like people who live on the world would be interested in a human, but I just had the idea of McKay getting the 'girl' for once

SGA/NCIS: Not sure how this would happen, but was just reading a fanfic that mentioned Gibbs' rules, specifically the one about always carrying a knife, and immediately thought of Ronon. I got this picture in my head of him being searched by NCIS, specifically Gibbs, and the pile of knives that would produce. No idea why he would be on earth or in custody of NCIS, but it would be fun :P

SGA/The Emperor's New Groove: Not really a crossover as much as an observation. While watching the movie yet again, I had the sudden thought that Kuzco was a lot like McKay, and Pacha like Sheppard. I could also totally see Yzma as a wraith. There has to be stupid ones out there :P And Kronk makes an especially stupid wraith warrior, or wraith worshiper. Not sure where the rest of the SGA crew might fit (Teyla or Weir as Chicha anyone?) in this little AU, but it could be fun. This could work as a crossover too, Sheppard and company step through the gate, meet the wonderful emperor Kuzco, McKay accidentally finds Yzma's lab... There were a lot more potion bottles down there than were used in the movie...

SGA/NCIS: I know this has been done a few times here, but none were especially outstanding, and I just had the random thought of how McKay and Abby would get along.

Monk/NCIS: Adrian Monk and Nikki Jardine meet, shake hands, and both pull out their wipes .

SGA/Rurouni Kenshin: Not sure how you'd get him to Atlantis, but the wraith wouldn't stand a chance. /me enjoys the thought of wraith sliced in two.

Sixth Sense (the movie)/Supernatural: One idea, the boys get a warning from their mother.

Tuck Everlasting (the Disney movie)/Vathara's Urban Legends universe: Jessie meets the kenshin gumi and finds he's not alone in the long life department.

House M.D./Quantum Leap: House fails to diagnose a patient but figures out what went wrong when the autopsy is done. Sam leaps in before the patient's death, gets the cause of it from Al, and then has to convince House, who thinks that all patients lie and are stupid, that he knows what's wrong with himself.

Sentinel/Invisible Man: I've had this idea for a long time. Darien has to quicksilver Jim for some reason, and Jim's sentinel sensitivities make him go into quicksilver madness just from the one exposure. Another twist, Jim responds to Blair even while quicksilver mad.

Sentinel/House M.D.: You just know that House would be fascinated by Jim's history of drug sensitivities, and can you imagine House and Blair going head to head over Jim's treatment?

House M.D./My Name is Earl: Not sure what Earl could have done to House in the past, but it would be hilarious if Earl showed up trying to repay House for something.

Bones/Atlantis: The Lost Empire: Was watching the movie today and realized the doctor was named Sweets, maybe he's an ancestor of Dr. Sweets :P I'll let whoever writes the story figure out how one is black and the other is white

Dead Zone/Monk: Ok, every time I see Johnny refuse to shake hands with someone, I immediately think of Monk

Dead Zone/Stargate: I can just see Johnny getting a vision of a Goa'uld or a wraith.

Dead Zone/Psych: Real psychic vs fake psychic, that could be so much fun :P

Dead Zone/The Sentinel: Just had the thought that if Johnny were to get a vision off of Blair, that he'd be able to see it too.

This one has been written, though not in response to my challenge. Check out Guenwyvar's Divided We Fall

Dead Zone/The Pretender: Nothing really specific here, just think that Jarod and Johnny have a lot in common.

Dead Zone/Early Edition: I can just see Gary calling up Walt to report something happening to Johnny, and getting believed for once. It would be hilarious.

Artemis Fowl/Detective Conan: I can just see those two going up against each other :P Artemis will be in Japan for something, and a murder will happen, and Conan will be there...

Stargate Atlantis/NCIS: McKay, McGee, McNickname...

Bones/Chuck: 'Chuck vs. the Bones in the Buy More' No idea for a story, just thought the title was cool :P

NCIS/M7 ATF: Just had the thought of Maude trying to con DiNozzo Snr while he was trying to con her, and their poor sons getting mixed up in the whole thing.

NCIS/M7 ATF: I was thinking of a children's book I liked, where a cowboy was injured and his faithful horse carried him safely home, not letting him fall off even though he was almost unconscious or unconscious (I can't remember which). I liked the idea and was thinking who that could happen to on the shows I like to watch, and for some reason Tony popped into my head. Since the only time we've seen Tony riding was when he went to AZ, I had to come up with why he was injured and riding a horse, so I came up with this plot bunny. Some bad guys kidnap Tony and for some reason take him to the wilderness outside Denver. Tony is injured but manages to escape. While running away from the bad guys and trying to figure out where he is and get help, he ends up on the 'back forty' of Chris' ranch. That same day Vin had saddled Peso for a ride, but Peso had been feeling ornery so had jumped out of the paddock and ran off into the woods with his saddle on. Tony finds him, and Peso, being the smart horse he is, isn't his usual ornery self and lets Tony get on, then brings him safely back to the ranch. At this point you could wrap it up with Chris calling Gibbs and them all going to catch the bad guys, or you could extend it with Tony having amnesia and them trying to find out where he's from while Gibbs and company is trying to find out where Tony disappeared to and then them eventually getting together to get the bad guys.

NCIS/Sentinel: Blair... Tony... Weak lungs... Just thought they might meet and discuss the problems with scarred lungs.

White Collar/Sentinel: I've got several ideas for this one, that could be in one story or different ones. First, Jim and Neal trying to spot a forgery; Sentinel vs Art Thief. Second, could Jim spot Neal lying (he would have caught Neal when he cheated on the lie detector, he would have smelled the blood). Third one is just Peter's reaction to Blair, should make him appreciate his own CI . And last, I just have this vision in my head of Jim checking out Neal's anklet, and commenting that he needs one so he can keep track of Blair when he gets kidnapped.

White Collar/House: There's one out there about Neal having something wrong with him, but I think it would be way more fun if something was wrong with Mozzie, can you imagine Mozzie and House facing off? It should be hilarious.

White Collar/Magic Kaito: Come on, international jewel thief, perfect forgeries, master of disguise, this is just begging for a crossover.

White Collar: This one isn't a crossover idea, but I can't help but put it here. The idea comes from two sources, first Neal referring to his painting as doing 'arts and crafts' and then my thoughts as I was making pine cone turkeys for Thanksgiving. Not sure how to make it happen, but I would love to see Neal somehow forced to do real arts and crafts, something like making pine cone turkeys. It would be especially nice if it involved kids, but not sure how that would work. I have a feeling Neal would turn any craft into real art, he couldn't help it :)

update: This challenge has been filled with a lovely story by Jackilee called Caught in the Art

White Collar/M7:ATF: I've read some wonderful stories that have Neal and Ezra as cousins, but for this story idea they wouldn't be related. Both Neal and Ezra would be sent undercover after the same group, but neither would know the other was law enforcement. Then Ezra would be found out, and of course Neal would want to help him. The twist would be that Ezra, from his FBI days, knows who Neal is, but because of the way he left the FBI, he doesn't know about he subsequent deal Neal made with Peter, so poor Neal has to try and rescue someone who thinks he's a conman thief, all without blowing his own cover or getting either of them killed.

White Collar/Stargate: Just had a sudden picture of Neal and Teal'c meeting and liking each other's hats :)

White Collar/M7:OW: Weird idea that Neal is the Great Great Great Grandson (I think that's the right number of generations) of Ezra. No idea how this could be made into a story though :)

White Collar/M7:Gambler's Heart by Setcheti: My weirdest idea yet, that would need permission from Setcheti to be written. Neal is actually Ezra's son, stolen as a baby and sent through a time rift to Juliet's original time, where he is found and kept by Mrs. Caffrey. Not sure what to do with the idea, but just thought of Neal meeting Juliet's parents, which would actually be his grandparents.

White Collar/Marmaduke: just had this picture in my head of Neal trying to break into Marmaduke's house and being confronted by him

White Collar/Dukes of Hazzard: Not sure how you'd get them there, but Peter would be appalled by the corrupt government, and you just know Neal would get sucked into a fiasco with Bo and Luke. It would be quite hilarious if Peter got arrested, and Neal had to get him out with help from the Dukes. Imagine Neal's delight and Peter's horror at how often people break out of the jail :)

White Collar/Invisible Man: Mozzie and Bobby, two little paranoid men on opposite sides of the law...

White Collar/Pretender: I actually think Jared has been an FBI guy before, but it would be hilarious for him to show up in white collar for something, and fool even Neal.

White Collar/Stargate: Vala, Neal, very bad, so very bad. [EG]

The Incredible Hulk (70's live action)/Pretender: I supposed you'd have to fiddle with timing or David would be a bit old but I think the two of them have a lot in common

Sherlock: Post season two, John joins Médecins Sans Frontières and then he and Sherlock come unexpectedly face to face is some country.

Sherlock: Someone manages to dose Sherlock with a paralytic, but it takes effect just as he's entering his mind palace, and he's so involved with that he doesn't even notice he's been paralyzed until someone touches him and he tries to get up to deal with it.

Rurouni Kenshin/Avatar: The last airbenderA group of nuns or monks at one of the temples is trying to escape the fire nation by hiding deep in the temple, back where people don't go anymore, when they suddenly fall through a porthole into ancient Japan. They make the best of their situation and try and fit in. One of their decendents starts Hiten Mitsurugi-ryū. Each practitioner is actually an airbender, but they don't know it.

The Avengers/Captain America/Iron Man: After getting the serum, I'm sure Steve was subjected to a thorough exam, and that they sampled *everything*...

Scenario 1: Howard Stark discovers that he is unable to have children, but he's a genius, and he happens to know of some perfectly good sperm sitting in storage, and nobody is going to miss just a bit of it... This might explain his attitude toward Tony as well, proud of him but also mad at him for not actually being his son.

Scenario 2: Bruce was screwed before he was even born. The experiment to make him a super soldier actually started when his mother was impregnated with Steve's sperm. The reason his father hated him was because he knew he wasn't actually his son. When his father told him that, Bruce thought he meant he disowned him, not that it was a biological truth.

Scenario 3: Both one and two are true, and not only are Tony and Bruce science!bros, but they are actually biologically half brothers

Scenario 4: Several years before the battle of New York takes place, some bad people get a hold of some of Steve's frozen sperm that's just been stored by S.H.E.I.L.D. and they use it to create a child. They are trying to see if any of the serum strengths are passed on to the next generation. They raise the child in isolation (like the Jared clone in The Pretender). At some point, the child either escapes or they kick it out on the streets because they haven't found any evidence that the serum effects the next generation. The only clue the child has is an overheard conversation about Captain America, so they head for New York looking for him.

Scenario 5: The mother of all stories. All of the above happens. Not only do you have half the Avengers related to each other, but there is also a kid running around that is related to half the Avengers as well.

Hawaii 5-0/Stargate: Steve is an ex-military guy with a blond partner named Danny, a native guy and a women round out his team of four. Jack is a military guy with a blond partner named Danny, a native guy and a women round out his team of four. So the plot bunny is this, 5-0 and SG-1 are in the same location. For some reason Steve and Jackson end up together and start talking, and in another location Jack and Williams end up together and start talking. At this point an old enemy of Steve's kidnaps him and Danny, not realizing they've got the wrong Danny. At the same time, and old enemy of Jack's kidnaps him and Danny, also not realizing he's got the wrong Danny. Hi-jinks and Whumping ensue. The remaining team members clash against each other and them cooperate in getting their teammates back.

More crazy plot ideas coming soon (or when I think of them anyway :P)