NitaIce
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Joined 09-07-04, id: 667911, Profile Updated: 07-20-14
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, Eyeshield 21, and Harry Potter.

Hi, everybody.

I'm alive. Really tired but alive. So, good news - I got a new computer!! I can write and post once more! Bad news... well, none of my completed chapters would transfer over so I have to start over on typing them up. Good news - I have them hand written. Bad news... I just moved and have no idea where anything is. Good News - I remember for the most part what I had so I can work off of my memory. Bad news... Yeah that was it. So please be patient, I'm working on them as quickly as I can!!!

I got a really cool idea for a book I was reading. It's a romance novel, so for those that like those type of books, please check out the author, Shelly Laurenston. She is one of my all time Favorite authors. Her books are amazing!

I have had comments about my profile and how long it is, but I've read ones that are longer! Yes, I'm whining. Too little sleep. Sigh. ;)

I have a question for those who read fanfiction on others sites as well. Does anyone know what happened to the Potions and Snitches website? It no longer lets me on.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

Ever ran into a wall or part of one, Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are really random put this on your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile. (God knows how many times that has happened to me)

98 of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 that is laughing your ass off.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are on the computer for over 20 hours a week, put this in your profile.

If you noticed that whoever Elizabeth Swan kissed dies copy and paste this in your profile. (Jack, Will, her father, Norrington, etc...)

If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, SesshomaruLover23, Celestial Slytherin- Black, psychoticKisshu, NitaIce

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans..

If you support gay marriage and want to show it, paste this into your profile.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

7. Just because your paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

8. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

9. Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Samuel Levenson

10. The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.

11. Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. - Oscar Wilde

12. With friends like these, I hope my enemies have a spare bedroom.

13. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

14. I like work. It fascinates me. I could sit and stare at it forever.

15. When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

16. It's tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?

17. Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Warning: Survivors will be shot again.

18. That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

19. This is not something to be tossed away lightly. It should be thrown, with great force.

20. When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and whack them on the head.

21. I'm a nobody. Nobody's perfect. Therefore, that makes me perfect.

22. I get plenty of exercise: jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.

23. EXCUSE ME!! I have PMS and a gun...You were saying?

24. Like Daddy always said: If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit!

25. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. (I always add at the end the words "Where are my clothes?" when I'm talking about my best friend. Always.)

26. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

27. Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it.

28. Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning 'to rip out a mans genitals through his wallet'. - Robin Williams

29. Keep smiling. It makes people wonder what you're up to.

30. I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I'm on my last one.

31. I just got lost in thought. It wasn't familiar territory.

32. When life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice in the eyes of your enemies.

33. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then, sit back and watch the whole world wonder how the hell you DID that.

34. I don't fight with idiots; they bring me to their level then beat me with experience.

35. What!! Is it so wrong to be attracted to the guys who want to destroy mankind?!

36. Knowledge is power, power corrupts, study hard, be evil.

37. I'm just here to chew bubble gum and kick ass...and I'm out of bubble gum. - Seto Kaiba

38. Everyone has the right to be stupid. Some people just abuse the privilege.

39. When life gives you lemons, read them and drool.

40. I'm better than normal, I'm abnormal.

41. There's a fine line between genius and insanity, I think you crossed the line a few miles back.

42. Roses are red, violets are black, please go to hell, and never come back.

43. You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall out of a window...I laugh

44. You STFU and I kick your ass. It's the law of equivalent exchange...bitch.

45. I'd explain it to you, but you're brains would explode.

46. I can only please one person a day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.

47. I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

48. My reality check bounced.

49. I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. - Winston Churchill.

50. Heaven won't take me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.

51. The difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care.

52. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match it for me at kick boxing.

53. I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

54. "One should never come between a Saiyajin and food. You'll accomplish nothing, and the Saiyajin might become homicidal." - Shin, DBZ

55. "I don't date vampires, I kill them." Anita Blake - Guilty Pleasures

56. "Can I still be the scourge of vampire kind while I'm sleeping with the head bloodsucker? You bet." Anita Blake - the Killing Dance

57. "There is nothing like ruining the calm of a hundred-year-old vampire to boost a girl's morale." Anita Blake

58. "Murphy's law is the only true dependable thing in my life most of the time." Anita Blake

59. "No one was shooting at me yet. I was encouraged by that." - Anita Blake

60. "Paranoia is just another word for longevity." - Anita Blake

61. Anita: "Jesus, are all vampires over two hundred perverts?" Jean-Claude: "I am over two hundred." Anita: "I rest my case."

62. "We might shoot each other one fine day, but we'd never sleep together. He was more interested in the fresh burn than my breasts." Anita on Edward

63. "Most women complain that there are no single straight men left. I'd just like to meet one that's human." Anita - Circus of the Damned

64. "Never take your eyes off the vampire in front of you to glance at the werewolf behind you. One problem at a time." Anita Blake

65. "The vampires call me the Executioner, but they call Edward Death. After all, I'd never used a flamethrower on them." Anita Blake

66. "You don't volunteer to slugfests with vampires. It shortens your life expectancy." Anita Blake

67. Anita: "You irritating son of a bitch." Jean-Claude: "Ah, ma petite, how can I resist you when you whisper such sweet endearments to me?"

68. "I never forgave anyone for anything. A character flaw to be sure, but hell, everyone's got to have one."

69. "Killing I understand. Relationships confuse me."

70. "I'm your bodyguard. If you die under my protection the other bodyguards will make fun of me." Edward to Anita

71. Simon: "I hope that monster guts you, bitch." Anita: "Thats Ms. Bitch to you."

72. "Once you get me angry I usually stay there. I enjoy my anger, it's the only hobby I have."

73. Gabrielle: "I'm looking for my best friend. Maybe you've seen her? Six feet tall, dark hair, lots of leather, fights like the Harpies in a bad mood? Her name's Xena."

74. Either find a way or make one.

75. The most dangerous enemy is that which no one fears. - Angels & Demons

76. Good instincts usually tell you what to do long before your head has figured it out. - Michael Burke

77. The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance. - Socrates

78. Executing a plan takes one part patience, one part strategy, and two parts dumb luck. - Unknown

79. Now don't you stand for that! If somebody tries to kill you, you try and kill 'em right back! - Firefly

80. Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them? - Abraham Lincoln

81. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something - Unknown

82. This is the crack team that foils my every plot?! I am deeply ashamed. - Spike, BtVS

83. When someone tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football. - Anonymous

84. Normal is just a setting on your dryer.

85. Don't laugh in the face of death. It won't appreciate my sense of humor.

86. Words can't hurt you unless the person saying them writes them on an anvil and drops it on your head.

87. Good girls always fall for the bad boys - even if they don't admit it.

88. "Your halo's falling down." - fanfic unknown, Uzumaki Naruto to Hyuuga Neiji

89. To think I'm going to die because I flirt with women. - Miroku, IY

90. Three things can not be hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

91. He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.

93. Books are always better than real, live boyfriends any day of the week. They don't talk back and they're always there for you. You can have as many of them as you want and they won't complain.

94. You may have created my past, and screwed up my present, but you have no control over my future. - David Klass

95. If you can't beat them, join them. If you can't join them, bribe them. If you can't bribe them, blackmail them. - Unknown

96. "Oh, look. A mini-Itachi." - Whisper about Sasuke, Foxchild

97. Rule #9: When faced with the unknown, go with your instincts. Xander: "You don't know how to kill this thing?" Buffy: "I thought I might try violence." Xander: "Solid call."

98. It's impossible to make any plan foolproof because fools are so ingenious. - one of Murphy's many laws.

99. Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk. - Andy Gibbs

100. Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.

101. I'm out of bed and dressed! What more do you want?

102. I'm out of my mind. Please leave a message.

103. People say I've lost my mind. I haven't - I saved it on a back-up disk!...Somewhere.

104. I've been given sugar! Use this time to prepare for the end of the world!

105. Welcome Strangers, you must be cold//Stay a while, the day grows old//Be not afraid, no dangers near//Just recall, we're all mad here.

106. Admit nothing, deny everything, demand proof - then blame a Private.

107. My doctor says I have a malformed public duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes. - Douglas Adams

108. I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long someone stands there picking locks, they are always locking three. - Elayne Boosler

109. The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.

110. "You smell of other people's blood, ma petite." I smiled at him, sweetly. "It was no one you knew." Anita Blake.

111. Stupidity isn't punishable by death. If it was there would be a hell of a population drop. - Anita Blake

112. I wanted to wipe the grin off his face with a fist. I resisted the urge. Who says I have no self-control? - Anita Blake

113. Curiosity killed the cat. Here's to hoping it didn't do the same for animators. - Anita Blake

114. He could have the bed. I'd take the couch. What could be more innocent? Biker Nuns from Hell, but besides that. - Anita Blake

115. Better to be judged by twelve, then carried by six. - Murphy's Law, mp

116. Don't stand, if you can sit - don't sit, if you can lay down - if you can lay down, you might as well take a nap. - Murphy's Law, mp

117. The bigger they are, the harder they fall. They punch, kick and choke harder too. - Murphy's Cops Laws

118. Domestic arguments will always migrate from an area of few available weapons (living room), to an area with many available weapons (kitchen). - Cops Laws

119. Dogs do not see the badge as a person of authority, they see lunch. - Murphy's Cops Laws

120. Never go to bed with anyone crazier then you. - Murphy's War Laws

121. Incoming fire has the right of way. - War Laws

122. When you're short of everything but the enemy, you're in the combat zone. - War Laws

123. Military Intelligence is a contradiction. - War Laws

124. Weather ain't neutral. - War Laws

125. Mines are an equal opportunity weapon. - War Laws

126. To steal information from a person is called plagiarism. To steal information from the enemy is called gathering intelligence. - War Laws

127. Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last and don't ever volunteer to do anything. - War Laws

128. Forgive your enemies but never, never forget their names.

129. "What's your connection to him, Harry? What's your role in this?"

This was what Athena needed to know. She knew of Harry's connection, but she didn't know what, exactly, it was. Her familiar couldn't tell her for some reason. Athena needed to know if Harry was working for or against Voldemort. After his words, she could easily guess which side the boy was on, but she had to be absolutely positive. She watched as Harry smiled a smile that was cold and cruel, that she'd seen on Ares' face when he went into a battle that he knew he'd win, and have fun doing so. She'd seen that smile on Hades' face when he got a particularly nasty soul that he would get to punish for eternity. And she saw that smile on Heras' face when she got the best of Zeus.

"My role? I get to kill him." - HP, from Consort to War - fanfic

130. It was hard to tell with the goblins' craggy faces, but I could have sworn their faces were murderous. I vaguely recalled something about crossing a goblin. Don't. -Dancing in the Frost, a Harry Potter fic

131. We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

132. Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

133. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

134. In theory, everything works.

135. Do unto others before they do unto you.

136. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

137. I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.

138. Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

139. If a mute child swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

141. If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.

142. The problem with reality is a lack of background music.

143. I am a peaceful person that is filled with violent rage.

144. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

148. "Elf Envy...they all had it." --Orlando Bloom on various occasions

149. If all the world's a stage, then I want to open the trap door.

150. Keep your friends close, keep your enemies tied up with fishing wire in your basement.

151. If at first you don't succeed - cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!

152. Consciousness - that annoying time between naps.

153. Smile - it confuses people.

154. Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

155. Men: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbors seeing.

156. "The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins."
- Oliver Wendell Holmes (1841-1935)

157. Life's a bitch, if it were easy it'd be a slut.

158. I reject your reality and substitute my own.

159. "If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination."

160. "A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station... "

161. "Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up."

162. "Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway"

163. "It takes 46 muscles to frown, but it only takes four to flip 'em the bird."

164. A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

165. A friend trys to help you when you get hurt, a true friends sits there laughing their ass off saying, 'Dude, you're an idiot!'

166. A friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be there next to you saying "damn that was fun!"

167. A friend will tell you when your wrong, a true friend will wait for you to screw up so they can laugh in your face.

168. A friend will encourage your choices in life, a true friend will write them down for black mail.

169. A friend will help you study for a test, a true friend will help you procrastinate studying for a test.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we … but that shit was fun!”
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the out!
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedual to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

170. "The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
- Albert Einstein"

180. "Fuji-senpai, even robbers have something called survival instincts. You could walk covered in money through the park at midnight and still be safer than a babe in its crib." the younger boy scoffed. "That's not very nice, kitten." "But very true, good night, senpai." - Fuji and Ryoma - Enigmatic Prey

181. "A conscience does not prevent sin, it only prevents you from enjoying it."

182. "Don't drink and drive!You might hit a bump and spill your drink."

183. "Don't upset me. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies."

184. "God must love stupid people, he made so many."

185. " Everyone is ignorant, only on different subjects"

186. "Never explain yourself. Your friends don't need it and your enemies won't believe it."

187. "If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them."

188. "God gave them a penis and a brain but not enough blood to use both at the same time..."

189. "Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."

190. "Who cannot understand your silence, cannot understand your words."

191. "Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions."

192. "It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt."

193. "Complaining is good for you as long as you're not complaining to the person you're complaining about."

194. "Everything can be taken from man but one thing: the last of human freedoms—to choose one's own attitude in any given set of circumstances, to choose one's own way." (Viktor Frank)

195. What does not learn does not change. What does not change does not live. What does not live does not die.

196. 'There is nothing as irrational, dangerous and illogical as an Uchiha in denial'.

198. He resolved to blow something up again soon- it seemed to be therapeutic. - Bakura, from Akuryou

200. "Potter Luck remember? Harry gets into a life or death situation and something just happens to occur in the nick of time to save him
Addendum to Potter's Luck: There is no such thing as serendipity. All good or seemingly trivial things come back and bite Potters in the arse. Hard."Addendum Two: There is no such thing as coincidence." - Harry Potter, forgot which fic

201. "Can you switch gears, or are you stuck on stupid?" (Unknown)

202. "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." (Oscar Wilde)

204. And Salazar, though sneaky and sly, never lied. He was a man of his word…it just took time to learn how to understand his word that was the problem. The twisting of the few words he did speak normally left many thinking he was a slimy liar but if told such he could easily prove every time that he never lied.

206. Silence decided that it wanted its throne back.

207. “A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.” –Herm Albright

208. “It contains a misleading impression, not a lie. It was being economical with the truth.” –Robert Armstrong

209. “And this ladies and gentlemen is why one must never call an Akimichi fat,” Naruto tells the remaining Genin from their observation room.

“For thou art tiny and go squish when stepped on,” Kiba adds with chuckle when he notices Ten-Ten’s bug-eyed expression. Master of Puppets

You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _"
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.
(I remember so many of them...A true 90's kid. XD)

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.

I'M SKINNY so I MUST be anorexic

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch This one applies a lot. ;)

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life

I'm, INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f-ing them all

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly..or crazy This one too.

I'm a GIRL WHO ACTUALLY EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat

"I'm not Crazy. I'm psycotic. There's a difference." This too. :D

when you're blue, a good friend will ask what's wrong. A true friend will try to dislodge what's chocking you."

"A good friend will help you up when you fall. A true friend will laugh at you and then trip you again."

"A good friend will keep you secrets when you ask them too. A true friend will keep their mouths shut without you asking them."

"There's nothing that can't be fixed with: ducttape, chocolate, or by running it over." Too True!!

"My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you all at the same time."

I'm awesome. Agree or die.

"You know you're crazy when you know the Men in white by name."

"An essay is an attempt to explain something that could have been said in two sentences"

"Life isn't passing me by. It's trying to run me over."

If you know someone who needs to get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favourite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb-war with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you have too many of these "copy and paste" things, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name: XxXMaximuM-RideRXxX, DoYouReallySeeMe, NitaIce

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you’re like Sharpies, penguins, cookies, close friends, MSN, and the internet, copy this to your profile, laugh and I'll set Danny on you! I'm not kidding fokes!

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile, hummm...

If you think these 'copy and paste this into your profile' things are addictive, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever gotten annoyed with all of these 'copy and paste this into your profile' sayings, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever started one of these 'copy and paste this into your profile' things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't like scrolling over the gazillions of 'copy and paste's in people's profiles but have no intention of stopping doing it yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes logon but never read a single fic because you're too busy copying and pasting these things to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile, and what’s wrong with that?

If you've ever killed a joke, copy and paste this into your profile! -blushes-

If you can type "Please update soon!" or any variation of that in your sleep, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile, it quite sad, don’t you think, that people think that they have to pretend there someone their not... just to fit in?

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile, okay, again, I’M DUMB!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen rideralex, Jedi Knight of Middle-Earth, PorcelainHeart94, Darth KenObi-Wan, Hana Solo, DoYouReallySeeMe, NitaIce

If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy and paste this into your profile, add your name to the list, and send it to everyone on the list: PenginYasha, BlackDeath6 (I don’t realize I do this), Darth KenObi-Wan, Hana Solo (Childs play, I’ve spent like 10hours in front of it at times) DoYouReallySeeMe,NitaIce

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile, and bright lights too!

If you would take a bullet for your best friend, put this in your profile, any day...

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile, no comment

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile, IT WASN’T ME!

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile -glare at said objects-

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... Bored...

If you think the world should have no violence, but probably will always have it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile

How to tell if you're a (good) writer...

1. If you constantly talk to yourself.

2. If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. I wonder why I talk to myself so much?)

3. If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word deliver could mean removing someones liver?)

4. If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!

5. If you live off of sugar and caffeine.

6. If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

7. If you know what writer's block is.

8. If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random, or full of critisism.

9. If, when replying to someone elses e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

10. If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.

11. If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.

12. If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

13. If you memorized your keyboard.

14. If people think you might have A.D.D.

15. If you think itd be cool to have A.D.D.

16. If you have a grudge against Mary-sue's...even though you wrote a story with one in the past.

17. If you know what a Mary-sue is.

18. If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no apparent reason.

19. If your friends dont even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

20. If you go crazy over simple spelling/ grammar errors.

21. If you don't like critisism, although you are a critic yourself.

22. If you tend to dream about your stories at night.

23. If you write stories based on your dreams.

24. If you can recite the alphabet backwards.

25. If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.

26. If you can type/ write fast. REALLY fast.

27. If you write 1000-word rough drafts for your story, then erase it and write something totally different for the final.

28. If you know basic writer terms (ex: beta-, canon, lemon...etc.)

29. If you know what 'etc' really means, and know the elongated written version of it...

30. And finally, the number one way to tell if youre a good writer: If you failed English 101.

... Or maybe that's just me

--I AM THE GIRL--

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her (yet it would be nice) and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Pixel Alice, ME LOVEY JAZZY, Gandalf the Grey-Edelwiess, DoYouReallySeeMe, Potter's Angels, NitaIce

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you. My friends and i have proven this.

We’re the type of friends who don’t know why we're laughing... so LAUGH harder.

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge... dam I'm gonna miss you!

I would rather you hate me for everything i am, then have you love me for something i'm not.

It's mind over matter. If i don't mind you, then you don't matter.

Beer is proof God loves us - Benjamin Franklin

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Everyone has a photograhic memory. Some just don't have film.

Death is hereditary.

There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side, and the right side

When your right, no one remembers. When your wrong, no one forgets.

Always remember that you are absolutly unique, just like everyone else.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when no one is looking.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

If you can't see the bright side of life polish the dull side.

If there is a will there are five hundred relatives.

Everyone wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die.

Whatever you do, follow your heart- Just take your brain with you!"

"Big girls don't cry- we get even" I prove this statement everytime

"You can fall from a tree, and you can fall from a cliff. But the best way to fall, is to fall in love."

"When I was in grade school they asked me to write what i wanted to be when I grew up.

I said happy. They said I didn't understand the assignment. I say they didn't understand life."- Ashley, sister; different fanfic author. I found this to be a rather true and deep thing. That's what most people want out of life. To be happy, and the fact that when she was a young child, yet she understood this, was amazing to me.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Orochimaru is gay, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile. I ended up standing with the chair on the floor in front of me. I still don't know how I did that. Of course, I was also drunk at the time.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.

If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yell RUN BITCH RUN! Put this on your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with jerks who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things

1)"If at first you don't succeed, blow it up and say you did" Silver Fox 22000

2)"Normal is a perception of reality based on the stereotypes of society" Silver Fox 22000

3)"You say psyco like it's a bad thing" key chain

5)"It was boredom that turned perfectly sensible people into morons and lunatics, casting common sense and decency to the wind. It was boredom that told the ninja that doing something was a really good idea when really it was a really, really bad idea." Hidden Behind My White Mask by My Echoing Silence

6)“Screw Kansas, we skipped Munchkin Land and the yellow brick road and landed all the way in Emerald City.” Harry in The Feel of Feelings by Falling Tenshi

8)"“When in doubt, Google.” It had proven useful time and again. Wikipedia was a lifesaver." Turn Back by xXsomeoneelseXx

9)"Dogs have owners, cats have staff." -bumper sticker

10)"Any connection between my reality and yours is purely coincidental." -bumper sticker

11)"It’s hard to be an intimidating evil dictator when your pink and you glow in the dark." She Thinks She Needs Me by Roseprincess1

"When in doubt about the sanity of humanity, take a look at your mother, then remember this: This IS the woman that gave birth to you. This is also the woman that informed you, when you were five years old, that she brought you into this world, she could easily take you out. At that point in time you will realize that yes, the world is insane. You'd better pray for you life." Me at a very cranky, and mean, point of time.

RANDOMNESS RULES!!

Things to do in a shop when you are bored.

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

Love the stupidity and randomness. NOW

QUOTES TO LIVE BY

1.) Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.

2.) Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs ninjas, but cooler

Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.

14.) Oh god! They took my freaking kidney!

I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head

19.) "Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

21.) Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

Guns don't kill people. I do.

My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

30.) flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

31.) Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

33.) The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.

34.) Assassinations is an extreme form of censorship.

I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have.

39.) Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

42.) Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

46.) I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!

48.) I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem. This is a very true statement.

Would you like a cookie? So would I.

56.) You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

57.) Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

58.) A day without sunshine is like... night.

59.) A rejected invention: Instant water! just add water!

60.) Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot

61.) Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!

62.) Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

64.) I do what cheerios tell me.

65.) I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.

66.) I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you!

67.) I'm knocking on heaven's door.. voice in back round: Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! me: That wasnt my fault!! It was poor constrution... I SWEAR!! Dont look at me like that...

68.) If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.

69.) My Braces Are Stuck To The Carpet...

72.) Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my freinds, well...We've gone pro.

What doesn't kill you, will make you stronger. However, it also will come back to try again... And again.

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Scarlet by FlyinGShadoW1314 reviews
SLASH Derek/Stiles: Fed up with being taken for granted and tired of feeling rejected, Stiles starts to pull away from the pack he's not sure he's even a part of in the first place. Along the way of building up his self image, he meets some new fabulously flamboyant friends and rediscovers a side of himself he'd forgotten about. Crossdressing!Stiles. Threesomes, warnings inside.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,262 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Derek H., Stiles
When I'm Gone by MissYuki1990 reviews
Stiles is leaving. For GOOD if he has any say in it. He gave everything to them and received nothing in return, so who can blame him for wanting to leave and find his place in the world. Apparently? Everyone and their uncle. WARNINGS IN THE CHAPTER, RATED M FOR A REASON
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,415 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 12/10/2014 - [Derek H., Stiles] [Sheriff Stilinski, Peter H.] - Complete
Second chances by slayer of destiny reviews
Fate decides to play with Harry's life again, giving him a chance at a family but with the most shocking father. After the Order lock him up Harry flees to the father where they both may get a second chance. MPREG Now rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 113,844 - Reviews: 2255 - Favs: 3,976 - Follows: 3,879 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Heart in the Hand by Akua reviews
People break. They heal. And they are stronger for it. But sometimes the breaks aren't clean, and sometimes people can't heal on their own. A single act connects two worlds... With revenge within reach what will be the act that saves? That night at the Ministry went oh so wrong, who is left to collect the pieces left behind?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,889 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Harry P., Naruto U.
The Seldom Seen Kid by Lazycatgirl reviews
What would have happened if Naruto had a different childhood. Instead of taking after his mother in personality what if he not only looked like his dad but had a similar personality too. As well as being supported by the Sarutobi clan. Smartish Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 228,972 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 2,331 - Follows: 2,461 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Naruto U.
When You Touch Me by Steppenwoelfin reviews
Severus Snape is forced to marry a mute Harry Potter, who has lost his voice after his latest clash with Voldemort. It is through touch, in many senses, that Severus and Harry slowly get to know each other...Chapter 45 posted!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 47 - Words: 70,959 - Reviews: 2580 - Favs: 2,306 - Follows: 3,524 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Second Time Saviour by Azraels.rose11 reviews
Harry moves to the states after the war in an atttempt to escape the media. Needless to say it wasn't long before he got bored. Lucky for him Castiel is set on enlisting him to help stop Lucifer once and for all and even more set on making the Wnchesters help him recruit the unsuspecting Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,722 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Harry P., Sam W., Dean W., Castiel
Family Bonds by xXDesertRoseXx reviews
When, after that fateful Halloween night, the wrong Potter twin is hailed the Boy Who Lived, how will Harry's life turn out? With a power he knows not, an ancient prophecy and one Severus Snape practically raising him, interesting at least is a given.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 76 - Words: 517,184 - Reviews: 7198 - Favs: 4,959 - Follows: 5,528 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
Child of Fire by Hiira reviews
Voldemort is defeated but everyone Harry loved has died as well. When Harry is transported to the Hidden Leaf Village he lives on, but soon he will discover he is fated to be drawn to another mass murderer – Uchiha Itachi. HP Naruto Crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 101,707 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 2,164 - Follows: 2,737 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P.
The Cold Never Bothered Me by Arkarian23 reviews
Having finally lost faith in the Wizarding world and fulfilling his obligations, a dive through the veil leads harry Potter to a new world with new challenges, and hopefully the chance to start again.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 412 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Harry P., Anna, Elsa
Never Alone by JulzPadfootMoony reviews
Severus Snape is a complicated man, but when it comes to protecting Harry Potter's life, there is nothing more simple than succeeding. When Severus finds himself caring for the boy after an attack, how will their relationship change? Snape-Harry mentorfic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 57 - Words: 407,503 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 2/27/2014 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Severus S., Harry P., Draco M., Remus L.
White Kisses by yamiyugi23 reviews
Betrayed and sent to Japan by those he once thought of as family and friends in all but blood Harry finds himself finding love in the most strange places. Character bashing, angst, evil Order and Light side, Betrayal, yaoi, male/male pairing, none human Harry, DomSesshomaru/SubHarry pairing, time travel, One Shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,529 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 146 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Harry P., Sesshomaru - Complete
Pronouciation is Key by picabone99 reviews
Although she didn't mean too, Bellatrix helped out the world of yaoi. All thanks to her haste in spell casting. MPREG, MxMxM
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,088 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Harry P., Sesshomaru - Complete
Cheating by I. H. Scribe reviews
Instead of William J. Johns catching him, it's Hadrian – "Call me Harry, darling." – J. Potter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 115 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Harry P., Riddick - Complete
The Power of Love by Mystricka reviews
Harry Potter was a boy that grew up knowing neglect & some abuse. Follow his story & see if he can live up to his destiny, or if some truths will be enough to destroy him. More on the inside! AU, no HBP, no DH, mostly canon for other books w/ slight diff
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 124 - Words: 349,311 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Severus S., Harry P.
HiruSena: Who's the Fool by Tatsu-neko reviews
April Fools is coming and Sena Kobayakawa has a baaaaaad feeling about the prank everyone wants to catch Hiruma in... this is going to lead up to either Shonen-ai or Yaoi, so if you don't like then don't read... rating upgraded to 'M' to be safe...
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,688 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Hiruma Y., Sena K.
The Way to His Heart by FairyNiamh reviews
Cooking worked better and soothed Stiles' nerves in ways Adderall could only dream of working. He could concentrate on cooking. He could forget all about werewolves, kanimas, algebra, idiot friends, and overbearing alphas when he was cooking.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,063 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Derek H., Stiles, Jackson W. - Complete
Harry Cocker by Profound Yaoi reviews
Harry Potter becomes an Animagus. But things never go the way he hopes... Warnings: Snarry, slash future sex scenes, probably some course language, OOCness and AU. M for future chapters. Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or any of its characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 82,548 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 1,125 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Severus S., Harry P.
The Gift of Life by TaraJo reviews
Harry had always wanted a family of his own. Now, after a drunken one night stand, he was going to get it but it'd be nice to remember with whom he was getting it. Also, having a baby with a Veela was a much bigger challenge for Harry than he'd have ever thought possible. Mpreg, protective Veela!Draco, difficult!Harry, loyal!Hermione, doting!Narcissa, top!Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,161 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Genius Bloodlines by Vu Vu reviews
Follows the anime pretty closely, except for a catch, Naruto is a born genius, and grasps that knowledge to become stronger. Just shows the anime in a new light.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,972 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 10/29/2004
The Midnight Bloodline by Kiera27 reviews
Harry Potter/InuYasha Crossover - Slash Harry/Harem -Harry was visiting Tokyo with his 'loving family' when his curiousity got the better of him. Now he's 500 years in the past with a whole new look,great, just great. Rating just in case.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 67,379 - Reviews: 1334 - Favs: 2,361 - Follows: 2,458 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Harry P., Sesshomaru
Nonsensical Love by ErinJo94 reviews
When Irene Adler comes for a visit our dear Watson gets jealous. He has to fight his feelings about Irene and Holmes to stay inconspicuous around his dear friend but stress is never good for the doctor. (JohnLock story, MxM Slash warning!)
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,768 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2013 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
Uchiha Potter by Chosha Kurenai reviews
After Voldemort's fall, Harry was raised as an Uchiha with his cousins Sasuke and Itachi, unaware of his other heritage. How will Hogwarts deal with this kunai-weilding, Ass-kicking Uchiha Harry Potter?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 300,157 - Reviews: 2257 - Favs: 3,152 - Follows: 3,396 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Harry P., Sasuke U.
Goal by Kiseki Lin reviews
Who would have thought that things would be different with a female Sena? Can the East handle a female Eyeshield 21? How will Sena overcome the obstacles coming her way in the football world? How will others react knowing Sena's a girl?
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,499 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Sena K.
Veela heart by slayer of destiny reviews
Another Lucius veela story but I hope this is different. Harry discovers in an unusual way that Lucius is a veela and he is his mate. He has to decide what type of relationship he wants with Lucius while coping with his own veela protective urges.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,384 - Reviews: 1096 - Favs: 2,183 - Follows: 2,569 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Harry P., Lucius M.
The Days of a Flower by yaoigirl22 reviews
Whoever thought that he, Severus Snape would be the perfect man to raise a child, was sick in the head and needed to locked up and his brain removed and used for potions as punishment for even thinking of such a stupid thing...Lily thinks otherwise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 37,466 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 922 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Two Broken Souls Heal Together by Gloriosa Lily reviews
Harry discovers a kindred soul when he rescues a young Naruto from a mob beating him. Will Konoha be ready for a Jinchuriki trained by the savior of the Wizarding world? Slash Eventually Harry/Zabuza
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 120,028 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 1,725 - Follows: 2,176 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Finding Family and Home by slayer of destiny reviews
When Harry and the Doctor meet by accident, can they change the course of each others lives for the better? With Harry in his life how will the Doctor's changing relationship with Rory and Amy be different. And with the Doctor in his life how will Harry's life shape out differently from the expectation upon him after the war finishes. Harry/11th Doctor slash
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,875 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 1,286 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 9/23/2012 - 11th Doctor, Harry P.
Rewriting History by Tiro reviews
Whenever Harry does something drastic, he always ends up in a strange situation. Time-travel-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 163,886 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 2,901 - Follows: 1,974 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Shikigami by Erendyce reviews
Though being an Exorcist, Allen can't bring himself to summon a shikigami to serve him, because of his deep hatred towards any kind of demons and spirits. Until he accidentally summons a powerful demon by the name of Kanda. Yullen.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 163,459 - Reviews: 1446 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Lights Out by NaruSasuNaruLover reviews
Naruto and Sasuke hated each other in high school. What happens when in college they are roomed together? How about when the power goes out and one is afraid? AU, NaruSasu, Rating to be safe. Reposted
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 127,475 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Scattered Roses by kichijouji reviews
Just before chunin exams...Naruto wears a mask and now wants to removed it so he can gain a true precious person. Yaoi..Shika/naruto....naruto will be smarter and will have bloodline!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,530 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
Legal Alien by Whispering Darkness reviews
Normal people didn't have to worry about this sort of thing when they go on vacation. They worry about things like losing their luggage, catching a cab or something similar. Not alien invasions. Harry, however, had never been normal. Then again, neither were these guys. One-shot
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 2,671 - Follows: 786 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Sowilo by Evandar reviews
Oneshot. Loki shelters from the rain in a coffee shop run by Harry Potter and somehow manages to change them both forever. - I've been calling you 'Mr Cappuccino' in my head all this time; you could have told me your name - Harry/Loki slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,641 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 3,257 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
It's Not Okay by Duochanfan reviews
Returning home early from his second year at Hogwarts, Harry hoped that he would be able to rest. With the Family Reconstruction Act, he may find that which he has always wished for, but nothing is as plain sailing as it seems?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,439 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 1,183 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Harry P., Duo M.
Independence Day by 123claire123 reviews
Severus Snape was not happy man; he had literally pulled the short straw. He had been sent to inform Harry Potter about the Wizarding world. What he finds is not what is expected. Not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 112 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Kokurai by Mya Uzo reviews
Injured and stuck in his animagus form Harry was taken in by spirit detective Yusuke Urameshi. Unfortunately, for Harry trouble always seems to follow Yusuke.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,846 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 498 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Harry P., Yusuke U. - Complete
Easily Complicated by Shades22 reviews
Sena always appears to be the shy, afraid and meek but what if all that was just an act he used to make his life uncomplicated and boring. Throw a hot, crazy blond in the mix and thing start to reveal themselves ... naturally. New Version Chapter 2 Up!
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,072 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Hiruma Y., Sena K.
The Light of a Dying Star by BeautifulAlice reviews
Story is completed. Descriptions about the rewrite at the last chapter. Apologies to those who truly enjoyed it. Thanks for all the reviews and those that lingered throughout since the beginning. Actual description of story in first chapter. Thanks all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,199 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Family Heirloom by John Connery reviews
Naruto discovers he has a unique bloodline and learns how to use it to his advantage, What will come of Naruto now that he is more powerful then the amazing Uchihas?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,112 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Ties That Bind by Ailith111 reviews
When Harry finds out he has an uncle he desperately abandons everything and everyone and sets off to find a new adventure. And perhaps something else too. Rated for swearing. Slash. HP/TD
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,526 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 1,605 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Harry P., Tony D.
The Devil's Shield by Cadfish reviews
With Sena in the hospital, Hiruma reverts to his past life to take revenge. Eventual Hiruma/Sena. Rated M for adult themes and language.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,311 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Hiruma Y., Sena K.
Remember Me, Even If I Don't Remember You by chrystaline reviews
COMPLETE AU: Severus starts seeing a memory wall when the Dementors are around. Does it have anything to do with the odd feelings of fatherly affection he has been having towards one Harry Potter? Year 3. Sevitus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 56,097 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Sev Bear by mrscakeakajane reviews
Harry found a Teddy Bear when he went looking for Severus, he brings him home. sleeps with it tells it his secrets. What could possibly happen?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,339 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 137 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Unknown Uncle by ravenknight118 reviews
Set after OOtP Harry wises up to Dumbledor's plan and looks for a way to get from out of his thumb so he rus away after hearing that he has an uncle-in-law from across the pond AU first crossover be gentle. Made a few changes on the first 2 chaps
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Harry P., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
My God by Stephfunky reviews
Hidan is faithful to his religion and he loves his god - literally. Slash/Yaoi, X-over Naruto/Hp, Cross-gen pairing, Dark!Harry, and cross series pairing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,473 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 1,724 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Harry P., Hidan
A Fathers Fight by Serenity Rayne reviews
Joint fic with Slytherin-Mafia. After the attack on his colony, Wufei thought he had lost everything with the death of his wife and son. six years later when the DNA of one Harry Potter is match. Is his son really as dead as believed? Abused Harry. SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,680 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Harry P., Wufei C. - Complete
Family Means Nobody Gets Left Behind by ForeversNobody reviews
He had given up on wishing for a family years ago, long before he found out he was a wizard and the horrible truth about his parents' fate. But sometimes, Gods are just as good at procrastinating as humans - but they do get to their duties, eventually.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,893 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Harry P., Duo M.
The Blindside by Hikaru Kosuzaku reviews
Harry's life just got turned on its head. Again. But at least he has a brother to help him back up. And his brother's lover. And his brother's work partner. And the partner's lover. And oh look...his own lover? Huh. 1x5 2x3 4xHP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,417 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 1,133 - Follows: 1,013 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Harry P., Trowa B. - Complete
Of Technology and Botany by Rasberry Jo reviews
Ironman/Harry Potter xover; hermaphrodite!Harry/Tony; Summary inside. on hiatus.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,505 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 1,575 - Follows: 1,906 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
A Witch's Apprentice by Molly Waterlogged reviews
In which Chihiro is transported back to the spirit world, and is offered the opportunity of a life time.
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,499 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N.
Fheàrr Teicheadh: A Good Retreat by tiggerpal07 reviews
What if there you had nothing left to lose. What if you were given the chance of making everything right again. What if you could have the revenge you desired. Would you take it? Damn all the consequences? Rating M for later chapters. HP/NCIS xover
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,275 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Harry P., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Tales of a Wanderer by Carumati reviews
HPLOTR. Harry was in an alien world, surrounded by talking trees and the legend of the Rings. There's a war going on and he's determined to stay out of it, until it drags him in. Forget about the old world of Hogwarts and Voldemort, he has to survive.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 57,539 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 1,991 - Follows: 1,331 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
More Than Useless by Unwritten.25 reviews
ABANDONED. REWRITTEN AS "WASTED"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,896 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., Sesshomaru
The Summoner's Craft by Sunset Moth reviews
Crossover with Final Fantasy. Wherein, Naruto grows up in an apartment filled with retired ninjas. What will happen when he discovers a Contract which will give him one of the oldest bloodlines that was thought long lost? Gunner!Naruto. Different team.
Crossover - Final Fantasy I-VI & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,424 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Naruto U.
I Finally See by Bored-is-my-favorite-word reviews
Over the summer harry finds out hes a demon and is transported to Inuyashas time.He has to dodge whore houses,slave traders,and even pirates!And maybe find love with a dog demon?Slash!InuHp
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,479 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Harry P., Inuyasha
No One Could Know by TDO3 reviews
Sena's doing his best to fight it, and doesn't want anyone to know or worry, but his efforts are slowly crumbling. Self injury, swearing, and eventual slash. You're warned.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,849 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Sena K., Hiruma Y.
Chance Meeting at The Ink Pot by teddylonglong reviews
Severus Snape meets a six-year-old Harry Potter at The Ink Pot and ends up buying a book for the child, unaware of the far reaching effects of his spontaneous kindness. Completely AU, partly OOC, partly childic, abuse!Dursleys, Changing POVs Sev/Harry .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,717 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Elflings of hope by Whis reviews
Harry comes back from his fifth year of hogwarts and is abused and raped by his uncle. He leave privet drive and is somehow transported into the caves of moria in the lands of middle-earth. Longer summary inside. LOTR/HP Crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,511 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Legolas - Complete
HPES Drabbles by D'MoNiQ reviews
20 random drabbles on the interaction between ES 21 characters & Harry Potter. SLASH Sena/? Harry/Harem
Crossover - Harry Potter & Eyeshield 21 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 55 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Complete
Heart of Gold by uo-chou reviews
The Kyuubi enhances a natural mutation present in Naruto, creating a new kekkei genkai. Watch as Naruto discovers his new bloodline limit, the power to alter probabilities in his favor. Watch out enemies of Konoha, Fate's Child is not to be trifled with.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,141 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 825 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Naruto U.
Play Date by F.A. Star Hawk reviews
Starts off pre-series, will go to the Christmas Bowl. Kobayakawa Mihae wants to help Sena make some friends, so she tries the only way she knows how. Setting up play-dates.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 117 - Words: 298,290 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Sena K.
Gomennasai I'm sorry by Chobi-Xianghua reviews
Like fire and ice those two were. But when Nora leaves the human world leaving things unsaid between the two. Kazuma will come to terms that he had no one else. Angsty begining. Slight OOC and pillow fluff Chu !
NORA: The Last Chronicle of Devildom - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,461 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009
Genzon Henkan by Imaginator11 reviews
Naruto accidentally steals the wrong scroll from the Hokage's office, not knowing it was to be given to him when he was 18 or a chunin. He learns his parents' identities and his powerful bloodline. On Haitus.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/4/2009
Team of Misfits: Hiatas: To be rewritten by RedGummies reviews
They thought we were worthless. Well, they were wrong. We'll show them just what us "misfits" can do. Naru x Shika Pairing Rated M for later Chapters. Lemon warnings given. Will be rewritten
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,851 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 3,989 - Follows: 596 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Omnigan by Ninja bat master reviews
Naruto, after telling Kakashi off in front of everyone, stomrs off and accidentally awakens an ancient bloodline that will rock the shinobi world. Pairings are narutoxgwenxcharm caster.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,844 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Naruto U.
Harry's bloodline by Sharingan no saab reviews
How would our favorite hero have done, if he would have had the Sharingan? problably a whole lot better. read to find out. strong Harry, but not too powerfull.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,065 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Harry P.
Roughhousing In the Playpen by Falling Right Side-Up reviews
A series of vignettes: The craziness that ensues when Harry Potter's life gets tangled with the absurdity that is the world of Eyeshield 21. SECOND: Obliviations, a scuffle, and name-calling abound. /pairings undecided/ *warnings for Hiruma's potty-mouth*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,261 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Harry P., Hiruma Y.
The Orange Enigma by Nao Shizuma reviews
Shikamaru is confused about what he feels for a certain bright-orange ninja friend of his. Naruto feels the same exact way. Shikamaru decides to look at the situation as a puzzle. What happens when they both try to solve it? And, can they find happiness?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,665 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
Insane Dreams by Cap'n BlackRose reviews
Harry just wants to be left alone after killing Voldemort. Since when has he ever gotten what he wanted? An accident in time, broken laws and beliefs, a wooing, and Harry finds love and sanity. Salazar/Harry slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,410 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 1,264 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Harry P., Salazar S. - Complete
Wild One by Starflower-Gem reviews
After an atack Harry is left weak and thinking he's a monster he struggles to hide what he's become while ignoring his cravings.but someone has figured it out, can Harry retain his humanity long enough for Draco to convince him he's not in fact a monster
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,166 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Rise of the dead bone by Spear-of-the-doomed reviews
What if when Naruto found out about the Kyuubi the two of them talked? Then they struck a deal. Now Naruto must grow as a ninja with the help of a bloodline. NarutoOOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,093 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Naruto U.
A Change In Perspective by Roozette reviews
Once there was a potions accident... Ha! Harry turns five, much to the distress of the I don't want to be a Death Eater brigade.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 121,281 - Reviews: 1340 - Favs: 3,193 - Follows: 1,094 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Change of Plans by Kitai Shinsei reviews
A drunken night, a mistake, the consequences that follow. Ill-thought actions can change lives forever. This is a story about challenges, about love, about finding each other, about finding oneself. Yaoi Shikamaru x Naruto , mpreg.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,304 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
the ultimate challenge by shikamelline reviews
naruto is faced with the difficult task of making shikamaru show emotion *gasp* and well, lets just say he finds the perfect way. shika/naru, yaoi, may contain lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,567 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Knocked Up by dracos-bikini reviews
Harry has a one night stand with the most unusual person. What happens when three months down the track he discovers that he is in fact, pregnant?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,110 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Desperate Measures by vvc reviews
Harry may be a half-Veela, but there was no such thing as a destined mate. If somebody wanted him, they would have to prove their worthiness. And Draco’s chances don't look so good when Harry guts him at the welcoming feast… HPDM, mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 196,164 - Reviews: 2749 - Favs: 3,975 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Old Hunt by Silver Temeraire reviews
Harry Potter is the Heir to a bloodline even the Founder's feared, and the product of a prophecy set down by Merlin himself. SSHP, powerful, semicreature!Harry, RWHG bashing, Dumbledore manipulative, better then sounds.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,959 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Naruto: Broken Mirrors by Alkero reviews
What if things went differently on the Great Naruto Bridge, and what if Naruto unlocked a bloodline that could copy other bloodlines. Eventual NaruxTen Rating May change
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,684 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Jumper Naruto by InvertNaruto reviews
The Yondaime created the Hiraishin, but what if it turned into a bloodline that awoke in Naruto, allowing him to Jump from one place to another as long as he was there before and has chakra to fuel the jumps.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,973 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Naruto U.
Dragonseeker: Heritage by RegalGold reviews
An ancient bloodline rears its head causing Harry quite some trouble, along with an unwanted status. HPDM, Mpreg. creature fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,188 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 1,469 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Ultimate Bloodline by storynerd reviews
What if Naruto possessed a bloodline that rivaled or even passed the Sharingan? The ultimate jutsu stealing bloodline begins to surface in Naruto. What will he do?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,270 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Naruto U.
On Dragon wings by Spear-of-the-doomed reviews
What if the reason Whirlpool was destroyed was becuase of a bloodline. The only known bloodline survivor was Uzumaki Kushina. A stranger has entered Konoha how will he change Naruto's life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 93 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Naruto U.
Maijustu Potter by Tenkai of Chaos reviews
Harry learn the art of ninja’s and no one ever noticed. Slight crossover with Naruto, I don’t own ether.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,510 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Harry P.
Hajime No Naruto by woohooyou reviews
In a world where the Shinobi Arts reigns supreme. A world where Ninjutsu is highly valued and bloodlines are worshiped. What if, one person by the name of Uzumaki Naruto found something that separated him entirely from the Shinobi World? What if, he found
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Naruto U.
Forgotten Bloodline by FutureHokage reviews
Sharingan is powerful, Byuuakagan is all knowing, but what happens when Naruto unlocks a bloodline that was thought to be lost and was forgotten.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 102 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Naruto U.
Bloodline of Armaments by Draco Tourn reviews
What if the blond wonder known as Uzumaki Naruto found out from a memory planted in his head that he had a bloodline? How would that encounter change the course of Konoha's histroy? The Bang has been brought to the Leaf.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,006 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Oops by SilverWolf7007 reviews
When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,865 - Follows: 265 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Uzumaki Lineage by The lord of the Squash reviews
AU What if Uzumaki was a powerful clan in Konoha with a strong Bloodline ability and Naruto is the last member. 5th chapter up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,328 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 5/30/2006
Bloody Confessions by Dolphingirl32173 reviews
Sasuke meets Naruto on top of the Hokage Cliff. He hears a confession he never thought he’d hear, as well as a secret hidden in his bloodline. Full summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bloodlines by The SOC Puppet reviews
Knocked unconscious by Orochimaru's attack, Naruto awakes to discover a shocking secret about himself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 163,000 - Reviews: 2239 - Favs: 2,565 - Follows: 1,719 - Updated: 3/18/2006 - Published: 5/20/2003
The Perfect World, or something like it by Miss Darknesss reviews
Slash.MPREG. James and Lily arranged Harry's marriage to a Vampire Prince.They are mates.Harry must cut all ties with the Wizarding world, and he must produce an heir.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 112 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Harry P.
Somewhere I Belong by shadowarwen reviews
COMPLETE, SEQUEL POSTED...Severus Snape discovers a hidden truth about Harry's home life. And decides to take matters into his own hands.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,355 - Reviews: 2032 - Favs: 2,159 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 3/7/2004 - Published: 4/13/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
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No More Mr Nice Sena reviews
What if Sena wasn't willing to be bullied? What if Sena was really smart? warning: yaoi, hiruxsena. Don't like, don't read.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,137 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Sena K., Hiruma Y.
Unbelievable Bloodline reviews
Naruto leaves Kohona for a month. How will everyone react to the new Naruto? Warning: this is Yaoi people. In the process of being rewritten. Chapter 4 is posted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,176 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Harry's Animalistic Family reviews
Harry left after fifth year for America and his mother's family. Once there, he finds the love and caring that he has been looking for. Warnings: Slash, sexual situations, and swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,256 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.