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Joined 09-08-04, id: 668197, Profile Updated: 03-23-10
Author has written 17 stories for Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

Yup, I've been here for a while.

I post pics, rant, and prattle on at randomsome1.insanejournal.com, and my smuttier fics are collected at my brand-new aff.net account.

And for non-Naruto stuff . . . If you like Laurell Hamilton, don't click here.

I edit all the time. If you see a typo or problem in there somewhere—and believe me, they're in there—then by all means, tell me. Likewise, if the Pit eats some of my text (which it seems to do all the time anymore!) then let me know!

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The Closet by Asuka Kureru reviews
Rukia snorts. 'We can't have a housewarming party in my closet. Who would fit in here with us? ' Orihime's voice goes quiet. 'Kurosaki kun could, if we tried.' Post HuecoMundo. RukiIchiHime Romance, friendship, humor. Now with crack sequel! Poor Ichigo.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,852 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Rukia K., Orihime I. - Complete
Eighteen by Estora reviews
Breaking Dawn spoilers, dark themes, canon-compliant. Renesemee 'Nessie' Cullen has just turned seven. Or eighteen. Or whatever the hell you want to call it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Softly Say Goodnight by Chevira Lowe reviews
(PG-15) Jiraiya, Orochimaru and Tsunade as a team. How they began, and why they fell apart.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,299 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/10/2005 - Published: 3/14/2005
This Can't Be Good by Ithilwen K-Bane reviews
COMPLETE. Hojo becomes trapped in the Sengoku Jidai: Chivalry isn't dead, but it sure seems to be asking for it... Rated for Inuyasha's mouth and Miroku's mind.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 132,979 - Reviews: 2464 - Favs: 1,411 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/17/2005 - Published: 5/1/2003 - Complete
Gravity by soul vacation reviews
Time has passed, and everyone has grown. Hinata is now the head of her family, and Neji is in ANBU. Neither of them realizes that what they lack in their lives, they can find in one another. (NejiHinata, multi-part, complete)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,719 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/13/2005 - Published: 11/4/2004 - Complete
Thicker Than Water by rallamajoop reviews
Gaara fic, preseries. Just how do you raise a baby who will probably kill someone if he ever throws a tantrum?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,034 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/10/2005 - Gaara - Complete
Teamwork by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasuSaku. Why are Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura waking up in the same bed anyway? What has got the Council so freaked? How will Team 7 cope with the repercussions? OT3, not love triangle. With plot! COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,357 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 3/8/2005 - Published: 8/6/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Haunt Me Still by Luminara Unduli reviews
Originally intended as a one-shot, so the chapters are shorter than usual. Neji reflects after he has committed an unthinkable crime, and only one girl is able to calm and console him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/25/2005 - Published: 10/4/2004 - Complete
Why Paine Doesn't Work Retail Anymore by Smiling and Stabbing reviews
At one point, everyone's favorite angry sphere hunter still had faith in humanity. Then she worked in retail.
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2004
Picture me by Midoriko-sama reviews
Accidents are prone to happen in a difficult life. Disabilities are something a warrior cannot afford. But when the worst occurs, who will keep him from the despair of the blackness around him?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,487 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/2/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Most Dramatic GutWrenching Tragic Rape Fic Ever by Rashaka reviews
A bad, bad fic. Short too. Run away. If you read this you will leave feeling insulted and swear that all fanfic sucks and you're never going to read another fic again. Scaredy cat.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/8/2004
Erosion by Luc Court reviews
Spoilers. A look at Yunalesca and what a thousand years can do in ways great and small.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Complete
Fragile Immortality by Zeh Wulf reviews
(R for violence) Rin has enough problems as it is when a strange man shows up with an impossible goal: to kill an immortal. (complete)
Blade of the Immortal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,718 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/17/2003 - Published: 4/14/2003 - Complete
Spring Snow by sunling reviews
A demon lord gave a human girl back her life, and she gave him her unconditional love. But the rift between mortality and immortality will always be there... A look into Sesshoumaru and Rin.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/23/2002 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
Bloodshed and Blossoms by Calendar reviews
Sesshoumaru is trying to concentrate on normal things, like killing, but Rin is missing. Takes place somewhere after he saved her from Naraku.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/27/2002 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
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Nightmares Past reviews
The offer she's been given is one he'd never let her accept--but rejecting it won't be easy. They build their way out on what remains of her past dreams and his past nightmares. GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,571 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Field Research reviews
Reading a smutty book's left Gaara with some questions. Gaara's questions might give Sakura a mental breakdown. GaaSaku, fluffy and completely not serious crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,060 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Scattered Thoughts reviews
A collection of unrelated, mostly lighthearted GaaSaku ficlets. The pair seems to enjoy abusing each other . . .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,490 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Strange Sleeping Arrangements reviews
Learning to sleep would never be this hard for a normal person. Gaara would consider himself lucky that he has a medic's help . . . If she'd keep her hands to herself, that is. GaaSaku, rated for petting and banter, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Enemy Of My Enemy reviews
The interdependent prequel for In Stone: He's tried to kill her, tried to kill her teammates . . . and now is helpless, unconscious, and in her care. While carrying Gaara away from the Akatsuki, Sakura comes to a decision.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Natural Troublemakers reviews
Naruto decides to show Gaara how to have fun in a normal way—but when Naruto’s idea of “normal” fun catches Sakura in the crossfire, things get a little crazy. NaruGaaSaku, OT3, heavyduty crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Thief of Dreams reviews
Trying to outdrink Jack Sparrow was a terrible idea—enlightening, but still terrible. PotC1, silliness, no spoilers, vague WillxJack if you squint.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
In Stone reviews
When it looks like everything might be taken away, Gaara can at least be grateful that he doesn't have to meet his challenges alone. Now if he can just hold things together for long enough to figure out where Naruto went . . . GaaSaku, Finished!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,534 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Misplaced Acolytes reviews
They’re each on their own missions, in a way. Kabuto, Shizune, a little sadistic flirtation. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Kabuto Y., Shizune - Complete
Exercises in Paranoia reviews
He’s loud, brash, and utterly fallible – and Hinata decides that in the end, that’s why she loves him. Onesided HinaNaru, introspective oneshot, fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Eek! reviews
Terrible scariness! Absolute parody! Piles of crack! Everything about badfic emerges and runs rampant! I should've put it down as horror, too.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 61 - Words: 34,987 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/24/2005 - Published: 10/19/2004
Agreeable to All reviews
After the Elric boys leave, it's up to Riza to find a way to make Winry feel better. WinryRoyRiza OT3, hundred word drabble, oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/18/2005 - Winry R., Riza H. - Complete
Almost reviews
It almost proves to be more than they can handle. Thankfully, almost doesn’t count. NaruSakuGaa, OT3, somewhat dark oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Complete
Stepping Back reviews
Just because someone is honest doesn’t mean it’s appreciated. Just because a mask is dropped doesn’t mean you have to like what you see. OroTsu, oneshot. Much angst. No spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Orochimaru, Tsunade S. - Complete
Wild Card reviews
Toad beats slug. Slug beats snake. Snake beats toad. Gaara reflects on making possibilities reality. Oneshot, light GaaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/17/2005 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
How & Why reviews
A psychological war gets completely out of control. Lust doesn't cut it and love doesn't just happen, so how else can it work? GaaSaku, Finished!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,088 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 2,072 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Project Human reviews
Growing up gets a little more treacherous, as friendship, caring, and the rehabilitation of those in need eventually all boils down to . . . What? LeeSakuGaa triangle, just to confuse things. Finished!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,986 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/15/2004 - Published: 9/30/2004 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
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