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Joined 09-08-04, id: 668486, Profile Updated: 05-19-10
Author has written 18 stories for Harry Potter, Mediator, and Twilight.
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Interested by whirlgig reviews
Missing Moment from DH. “He’s brooding,” Ron explains to Ginny, as though she doesn't already know.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,028 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Extra Incentive by gpoy reviews
James Potter was never one for schoolwork, and never expected NEWTs to be his primary concern at the end of the year. How will he pass his exams? Perhaps with a little help from the Head Girl?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,717 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 8/4/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Tech Nerd and Recon Jock by Semine Midnight reviews
HollyFoaly vignettes I cooked up, since there is so little of this pairing. Read and review, but most of all, enjoy!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,384 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/23/2006 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Foaly, Holly S.
Unsent by pumpkintoasty reviews
A short story dealing with the time directly after Ella and Char marry that also answers my question of what became of Ella's letters to Char.
Ella Enchanted - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Complete
Kissing the Enemy by czarina-kathryn reviews
Ever get the feeling the world is conspiring against you? That all of your worst nightmares are coming true? Welcome to my life or week anyway. Someone save me! And while you’re at it, get James Potter’s lips off of mine!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,386 - Reviews: 1511 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 2/22/2006 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Just A Little Tense by romancejunkie reviews
Max is tense. Very tense in fact. What will Fang do to remedy said situation? Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Complete
Into the Caribbean by RunawayPirate reviews
[REVISING] Alex has a heart for freedom...and Will Turner. But what happens when Will's obvious love, Elizabeth Swann, is kidnapped by pirates? When Alex comes along to save her, she crosses paths with Jack Sparrow, and soon all chaos insues. BETTER SUMMA
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,445 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/17/2005 - Published: 8/24/2004
The Eyebrow Incident by She's a Star reviews
Apparition is hard to do. Ron faces the woes of leaving half an eyebrow behind and Hermione attempts to console him. Set during HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,361 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Open by LavenderBrown reviews
Part of the RonHermione HBP Missing Moments series. Spoilers for HBP. The day after Ron is poisoned, Hermione seeks him out for a heart to heart that will change everything. Rated T for mild adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,721 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Purgatory by LolliliciousLolly reviews
...To exist, and yet to not. To want, and to not have. To love, and to not be loved. To see, and to not be seen. Or heard. Or felt... [Oneshot. A Jesse POV.]
Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Complete
My Lucky Number by holikimaela reviews
Foaly had always loved Holly Short. Now he tells how it happened. An experiment with the HollyFoaly pairing.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Foaly, Holly S. - Complete
Hitting Hard by refloc reviews
Juliet, as always, was getting into trouble. First, she had missed her plane for the wrestling tour. Then, she had trapped herself on the roof of a very high building. Neither of these things were very good.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,628 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 4/20/2005 - Juliet B. - Complete
The Fire by seejanewrite88 reviews
(COMPLETE) Someone's trying to kill Suze's friends. Could she be next? R&R! About 4 years after Twilight
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,329 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/21/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Arrested by Gwendolyn James reviews
Standing in the middle of a Muggle jail with Hermione Granger was certainly not how he’d expected to spend his Saturday, no matter whose fault it really was. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/11/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Aged Seven and a Half by Mooncheese reviews
The Marauders at aged seven, going to bed in their seperate 'worlds'. A look at how different their lives really are.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/10/2005
Tell Me by Gwendolyn James reviews
She’d avoided him, chosen solitude and seclusion instead of facing the enormous amount of possibilities that stood before her. And she hated herself for it. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Half Empty by LolliliciousLolly reviews
...Is the glass half full, or half empty? At the darkest hour, when CeeCee and Adam can taste death, what truths will be divulged? Near death experiences can bring out the worst in people. This is CeeCee’s story...[Finished, tagteam.]
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,060 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/9/2005 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Complete
The Bargain by MrIntel reviews
COMPLETE When James Potter and Arthur Weasley are trapped by Death Eaters, they strike a bargain that has some unintended consequences. Sixteen years later, Harry and Ginny find out just how binding that bargain is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,360 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 3/4/2005 - Published: 12/5/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Why You Shouldn't Love Him by Gwendolyn James reviews
He could see it in her eyes, but he hadn’t a bloody clue what to do about it. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 33 - Published: 2/27/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Never Got To Say Hi To Dad by Laura A reviews
What happens when Harry one day awakens to a face? A face he has been told many tales of, a face he's starred at in many pictures but never saw. What happens when Harry awakes in a certain room? A room he's only dreamed of being in. (OneShot)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Harry P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Wizarding Betrothal by pasmosa reviews
Lily's parents arranged her marriage to a wizard when she was born, and sealed the deal with a binding magical contract! Nobody counted on Lily choosing not to cooperate! Someone's heart will get broken. Will it be her own? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 74,110 - Reviews: 1267 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/18/2005 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Marauders Meet Their Match by MimiRose113 reviews
The Marauders babysit the twoyearold Weasley twins
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/29/2004 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Holy Water by Siofra The Elf reviews
Ron's thoughts on the train home after sixth year. An introspective look at the unique, protective relationship between a brother and sister, with a little bit of HG thrown in to make it my signature romance fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2004
Density by hannahbanana616 reviews
We became best friends on our first ride on the Hogwarts express, and had been for a good six years after that, but in the beginning of our seventh year, something happened. Something changed. OWKB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,701 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/21/2004 - Published: 9/20/2004 - Oliver W.
Plant Food by Pooca reviews
Harry saves Ginny from a dangerous and life-threatening Herbology detention...alright, maybe not so dangerous and life-threatening as...vaguely scary and somewhat unsafe. But still. Almost-nearly-certain peril. At least.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Existence by Carolyn984 reviews
COMPLETE! Jesse's thoughts, from first meeting Susannah to eventually falling in love with her, and what happens when he cant prevent what will hurt her the most. (Not a one-shot!)
Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,316 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/26/2004 - Published: 3/13/2004 - Complete
Warm Milk and Doodles by gpoy reviews
5 things: LJ, one-shot, fluffy, post-hogwarts, pre-harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/12/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Nobody But You by KiaLee reviews
Suze gets sick... guess who helps her out... PG for light cuss words (nothing too bad) My second fanfic, R&R
Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/25/2001
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Sleeping reviews
The battle had passed in a blur, but there were three scenes looping through her mind: the jumble of Weasleys surrounding Fred's body in the Great Hall, Harry's limp and dusty body in Hagrid's arms, and then Harry again, impossibly and gloriously alive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Bewildering reviews
Ron Weasley has a very strange dream which unfortunately involves cross-dressing, no dressing at all, a harem, and a really weird dance party.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Ron W. - Complete
An Epiphany reviews
Dudley Dursley, fifteen, comes to an amazing conclusion about his cousin Harry and the wizarding world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Dudley D. - Complete
Christmas Cards reviews
Hermione, possessed by some freakish holiday spirit, and much to Ron's dismay, has decided that this year they will be sending out handmade Christmas cards. Handmade, as in paper and paste and glitter and ribbons and stamps and no magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
One Huge Mistake reviews
Peter Pettigrew hates wearing long sleeves. This is a problem, though, because of his Dark Mark, which no one can ever see. Firstly, because he would be chucked straight to Azkaban. Secondly, and maybe more importantly, his friends would never understand.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Peter P. - Complete
Astonishing reviews
It is a lovely autumn afternoon. James and Harry are sleeping on the rug, and Lily, reading a muggle magazine, comes to a very astonishing conclusion.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Very Good Day reviews
On their first day of classes in their seventh year, James Potter and Lily Evans have a traditional duty of the Head Boy and Girl to perform. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Mistletoe Complications reviews
It's Christmas Eve and Ron's setting the table, which is bad in itself, until an evil mistletoe complicates things further.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
So This Is Love reviews
Ron discovers what love is, strangely enough, one day while shaving rather dangerously in his bathroom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Years and Years reviews
He knew this feeling, but he still couldn't understand why he was suddenly standing stockstill, and barely breathing. It seemed as if the world had tilted on its axis. Like the sun had brightened, and everything was thrown into sharp focus. [Quil]
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Complete
Not Sirius Black reviews
Remus never associates the gaunt, waxen faced man in the ministry photographs with his memories of Sirius. The murderer of Remus's best friends, and the man who betrayed them all, was just not the man who was as good as a brother. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Remus L. - Complete
Out of Character reviews
One afternoon, on the way back from having a drink in the Three Broomsticks, Minerva McGonagall feels quite sorry for Remus Lupin, and does something completely out of character. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Minerva M., Remus L. - Complete
Say Goodbye, Pet reviews
That horrible night when Sirius finds Lily and James in their destroyed home. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Why I Love Lily Evans reviews
One afternoon in the Common Room, James decides to make a list of all the reasons why he loves Lily Evans. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Thrice Defied reviews
How did Lily and James defy the Dark Lord? Goes from graduation until their deaths. RR, It's finally here! It'll be long. DISCONTINUED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Buenos Noches reviews
Jesse says goodnight to his two daughters. Oneshot.
Mediator - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Complete
Proposal reviews
Jesse's picture perfect proposal to Suze. Oneshot that I wrote a while ago. Not all that realistic...but enjoy anyways. Fluff.
Mediator - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Complete
Malfoy Has A Horrible Day reviews
The guy just can't catch a break. A good Draco bashing, for those left a bit annoyed after Half Blood Prince. Draco lovers, stay away.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Draco M. - Complete
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