Ba'alzamon
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Joined 09-09-04, id: 668958, Profile Updated: 12-01-10
Author has written 9 stories for Wheel of Time, 24, and Saw.

Hey all, i'm now 22 years old, and i've read all the Wheel of Time books, I am absolutely infactuated with them! I cannot wait for book 12. So ne way, i always read WoT fanfics here and i love them, so i thought i'd give it a shot myself. Btw, the Forsaken are my favorite part of WoT. Honestly, they keep me hooked. I am 99 percent sure that you will find every single one of my fanfics either based on, or involving the Forsaken in some way. Sammael's the best one though. ILLIAN IS MINE! (See "Survivor: Nae'blis" among others)

On another note, I am an avid Saw fan, and have done a saw FanFic in the best style I know; comedy. (See "Jigsaw's Dinner Party")

24 is also my favorite show on television, it's one of the 2 shows i actually watch (the other is Boston Legal) My friends and I always make fun of the show jokingly with what we think should happen, and I take my ideas to Microsoft Word and share them with the world. (See "24: Season... Something More Than Five")

Author Update* *12/1/2010* Hey to all my fans, It's been literally years since I've written anything, mainly due to college life and other responsibilities. I re-read some of my stories and love the reviews I received. Thanks for all the support, I very well may find myself with some time to continue chapters of your favorites. (yes that means Survivor: Naeblis =P) So stay tuned, in the next month or two I plan on submitting an update. I hope my fans are still out there to enjoy it. =) Feel free to send me an email with your comments at Sammael9119@yahoo.com, I love to hear from you all.

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Jigsaw's Dinner Party reviews
Jigsaw, now retired from teaching people life lessons, invites a few of his past victims to an apologetic dinner he’s holding at his hideout in the old mannequin factory. Enjoy.
Saw - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,731 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Complete
Attack! song parady reviews
This is a parady on the real song called Attack by System of a Down. If you don't know the song, then download it and listen to it while you read. If you don't it won't be as funny to you. Hope you enjoy!
Wheel of Time - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Complete
24: Season Something more than 5 reviews
Hey all, this is my first 24 fanfic. It's a humorous parady of the show that takes place sometime after season 5. There are massive spoilers for all seasons, so don't read unless you're up to date on the show or just dont care. Please read and review! Cha
24 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,091 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/10/2006
RJ Convention reviews
Funny parady about RJ holding a convention with all his characters trying to pitch ideas for book 12. Please read and review!
Wheel of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/9/2006
The Wheel of Time Twists in Fate reviews
This is my own story involving characters based on that of my real life friends. It starts out like any book and soon the characters become involved in a complex plotline that does not allow escape as an option. Chapter 6 up!
Wheel of Time - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/14/2005 - Published: 1/15/2005
Survivor: Nae'blis reviews
Ok before you read this, know right away that it's a funny parody of the Forsaken. Basically it's about the Forsaken doing a survivor type game to decide who will become Nae'blis. I spent alot of time on this and I really think it's funny. Chap. 4 up!
Wheel of Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,851 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 3/8/2005
False Assumptions reviews
We all know Sammael's fate at the end of A Crown of Swords... or do we? This is a short fanfic of my theory as to what happened immedately after the Shadar Logoth battle...
Wheel of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/5/2005
A Forsaken's Preparations reviews
Aginor reflects on days long since gone and remembers the pain of failure. This time with the help of Balthamel, he will make sure Lews Therin pays.
Wheel of Time - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,403 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/28/2005
Moridin's Revenge reviews
Hey, there's so much speculation as to how the Last Battle will be fought, and so I thought I'd write an interesting idea of how Rand fights his portion of Tarmon Gai'don. I hope you enjoy!
Wheel of Time - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,152 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/17/2005
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