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Author has written 5 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, Harry Potter, Mummies Alive!, Fullmetal Alchemist, Butt Ugly Martians, and Assassin's Creed.
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( oh the idiocy of the human race.)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (um did I miss a memo or something)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well it helps if you don't print that on the bottom, but you know that's just me)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." ( no its going to be cold...idiots)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (no really)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (first off...who in their right mind would let a kid like 5 years old operate or drive with or without the medicine)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Noo I want to be awake!)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." ( oh I thought you put them in the pool or any body of water)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (explain said uses)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (No i wanted the other kind of nuts! the ones you can eat)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (in the words of megatron "humans don't deserve to live if you try this!")
On plastic wrapping: "Do not put on head...may result in suffociation." (no I thought I would breath) (not sure what it really says but something around that.)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD