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Joined 09-10-04, id: 669124, Profile Updated: 10-11-10
Author has written 5 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, Harry Potter, Mummies Alive!, Fullmetal Alchemist, Butt Ugly Martians, and Assassin's Creed.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( oh the idiocy of the human race.)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (um did I miss a memo or something)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well it helps if you don't print that on the bottom, but you know that's just me)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." ( no its going to be cold...idiots)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (no really)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (first off...who in their right mind would let a kid like 5 years old operate or drive with or without the medicine)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Noo I want to be awake!)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." ( oh I thought you put them in the pool or any body of water)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (explain said uses)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (No i wanted the other kind of nuts! the ones you can eat)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (in the words of megatron "humans don't deserve to live if you try this!")

On plastic wrapping: "Do not put on head...may result in suffociation." (no I thought I would breath) (not sure what it really says but something around that.)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

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TF:A Reprogramming by Deathcomes4u reviews
They never really saw Bumblebee's inability to cause real damage as a bad thing. Until none of them were there to save the over-brave but defenceless little mech from a fate too horrible to imagine. Torture, rape, Bee/Shockwave, eventual BeexProwl.V DARK!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 270,995 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 13h - Published: 7/18/2009 - Bumblebee, Prowl
The Heat is all Around by Lover-of-all-Pairings reviews
Since the Transformers landed on Earth, the war has died down, making a basic programming they have activate, a programming called a Heat Cycle. This program helps Cybertronians create life, but Optimus Prime doesn't think its safe yet and Megatron thinks sparklings are weak. Can they control this insane time or will it end in disaster? (Lots of Pairings in here. Sparklings! Smut)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,828 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Cliffjumper, Hound, Ratchet, Skywarp
And Now for Something Completely Different by ajremix reviews
Random one-shots from G1 to Movie 'verse. Ch51- Parallelism: Rescue Bots, Blurr has trouble adjusting to his new life.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 86,147 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 7/22/2008
Growing Up: Terror Twins by IBrokeThe4thWall reviews
While walking home from work, Ratchet comes across two abandoned younglings in an alley. Being a youngling medic, he couldn't and wouldn't leave them there. How will Ratchet fare with twins running amuck? AU, technically still my first fanfiction, rating will go up much later
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,116 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Ratchet, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
How to live with Cybertronians A guide for humans and Cybertronians by Nikita Marie Nightingale reviews
Prowl has decided that there are two many problems around base. And that we need some sort of guidelines,With all the pranks and misunderstandings and explosions from bot and human alike. And since I'm the cause of most which isn't true, Prowler's just mean, I only caused half of them I have the pleasure of writing them down.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,285 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Ratchet
San Fran Chaos by princessofwarriors reviews
What happens when Harry Potter escapes to a Black family relative in San Francisco Bay. He meets Jade Chan and Presley Carnovan of course. Lets find out what happens next shall we.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mummies Alive! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,420 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Harry P., Presley Carnovan
Cover Me by Black Dragon Queen reviews
SLASH! MPREG An injured Barricade goes to Sam with an odd request-a truce between himself and the Autobots. But with the other Autobots inbound what will happen to our favorite interceptor? - NC17 Version on LJ, AFFnet & AO3! '07 Movie verse ONLY. This was started before the sequential movies so this is not compatible to either RotF/DotM/AoE. 9/11-Found 1/2 my notes... eh-heh
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 199 - Words: 864,552 - Reviews: 4708 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 1,096 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Barricade, Bumblebee, Sam W.
The Scarab vs The Cobra by Aishi-Cc reviews
When Yami and Kaiba save Presely from Scarab they end up making a new and unknow enemy, what else is new? Scarab having found not only a new Ka he can steal for power, but a new source of powerful magic decides he MUST have both. Good Luck with that.
Crossover - Mummies Alive! & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,853 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 1/1/2011
The Autobot's Guide to Survival with Humans by SapphireBee reviews
They came from another world, a different culture. Figures they need to lay down some guidelines just to get by. Just how do the Autobots cope with humans without frying their hardrives?
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,999 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 12/1/2009
The Imposter Impala From the Planet Cybertron by L. Mouse reviews
There's something wrong with the Impala's radio ...
Crossover - Supernatural & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,478 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Dean W., Bumblebee
Kagome's halfbrother by jesswolf22 reviews
Kagome is going to live with her half-brother Presley Carnarvon. (up for adoption)
Crossover - Inuyasha & Mummies Alive! - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,869 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Kagome H.
Tattoos by The.Dragon.Singer reviews
Leon and Ellie are long-time best friends. When their uncles call from NEST offering them the jobs of a lifetime, why would they refuse? ...Except that maybe they should have... Mirage/OC, Sideswipe/OC/Sunstreaker
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 63,766 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Dino/Mirage, Sideswipe, OC
Shadows of the Past by Transformersfan524 reviews
After the battle in Egypt, Ratchet is taken prisoner by the Decepticons, and the Fallen has escaped. The Autobots must decide whether to take the risk to try to save Ratchet when the chance presents itself. As events unfold, the Autobots learn secrets that others are willing to kill to keep secert. Includes mentions of noncon/slash/mechpreg other warnings/better summary in note
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 83,604 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Optimus Prime, Ratchet
What not to do while your at the the base by its-a-lesbian-thing reviews
here are a few rules on what not to do while your at the Auto-bot and Decepticon base plz review and help me with some rules
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 9,655 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 12/6/2011
Daughter of Sly Cooper by Stu Braxton reviews
This is the story of Elizabeth Cooper and how she handles her life. This story will have romance action and adventure. this is rated teen for later chapters. I have finshed the fourteenth and final. chapter in this story. Their will be a sequal to this. story. Please message me for the. information. I.love you all! Till next time Stu. Braxton. Over 10,000 views! !
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,290 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Sly C., Carmelita F. - Complete
Forged Destiny by Blue Kitsune reviews
Full Summary is inside first page, read and tell if you like to continue to see more.
Crossover - Gargoyles & Mummies Alive! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,604 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Rath, Nefer-Tina, Ja-Kal, Armon
Human body rewritten by Nefretari reviews
Set one year after DOTM. Optimus has been betrayed by humans. And not only that he and his team members are now stuck in human bodies. Will they succeed to return to their real bodies or will they be stuck in human bodies forever?
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 67,115 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Optimus Prime - Complete
The Mentor and His Blossom by Wild Mustang of Freedom reviews
Sequel to "the Assassin and the Late-Blooming Flower." Alaric and Mulan's relationship flourishes as they and the Assassins deal with a new Templar threat concerning China, which could undo everything they have fought for.
Crossover - Mulan & Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,736 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Mulan - Complete
Aaaaaand Cut! by RedSinistaur07X reviews
Just a few blooper ideas from Transformers Prime I came up with...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,515 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Bumblebee, Starscream
Gift from the Gods by Bookworm Gal reviews
Presley has encountered many figures from Egyptian mythology. Most of them, however, are enemies at best and deadly annoyances at worst. Except for his guardians, they rarely try to help him. But when Isis and Osiris appear to him one day, he is left with a powerful gift and a choice to make. With such potent magic at his disposal and only one chance, what is the right decision?
Mummies Alive! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,785 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Presley Carnovan, Ja-Kal, Rath, Scarab
Humanized by Fanfickisara reviews
The transformers get turned into humans. Yes decepicons and neutrals too! Yeah their in some pretty deep scrap! But its only temerary, unknown to them. I DON"T OWN ANYTHING!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 5,923 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Complete
Captivity by Safe runner reviews
When those you care about are threatened, you have no choice but to obey your enemy... Ratchet fears the worst is yet to come.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,412 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Ratchet, Knock Out
Sparkling Problem by DarkIronhide2789 reviews
A macfuntion happens to a new gun that Starscream and Shockwave made, turning the AUtobots and themselves into sparklings. How will Megatron, Ratchet, and the humans react to this?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Ratchet
The DO's, DONT'S and General Rules of Living With Giant Robots! by LittleEnglishLass reviews
A collection of random rules and madcap adventures that usually occur when your best friends are clueless but well-meaning aliens from the planet Cybertron. If thy be brave of soul and sturdy of heart, delve into the unknown depths of insanity. Life will never be the same!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,603 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012
Coincidence by forestofmyown reviews
Rath sneaks out to visit the library, and ends up inadvertently impressing a pretty lady. How's a long dead Egyptian thinker to fend off the advances of a modern woman, and keep himself out of trouble with his comrades? RathxOC
Mummies Alive! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Rath - Complete
Change by ShotgunRedneck reviews
When an Assassin gets sent to New York on an assignment to take out a family, she had no idea that her targets were Mutant Turtles nor did she know that they would be the key to her past...
Crossover - Ninja Turtles & Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Raphael
The Visitor of Shattered Glass by Gaia Kame reviews
She had fought against the evil Autobots for years before becoming their prisoner. Yet when the Decepticons come to rescue her something goes horribly wrong. Now she finds herself in a mirror dimension where everything is the opposite of what she knows. She just wants to go home; but when the time comes can she honestly say goodbye? **Based off Shattered Glass-verse**
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,697 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Optimus Prime, Ratchet
Wheeljack's Misfortune by Ironhide's Apprentice reviews
When working on a device it explodes and the results are odd. Send in ideas if you want this to continue! X3 CHAPTER 6 is up!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,209 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Wheeljack, Ratchet
Dawn of Freedom by Nikkie2010 reviews
G1:Every story has a beginning. Some are humble, others are hell. His was both. Wheeljack origin story , based on DragonDancer5150's Designation 24601 Wheeljack's history Please note: Wheeljack name is Slipgear in the first story. It will change later. Rating for abuse, language. Will change later
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,952 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Wheeljack - Complete
Baby on board! by XspriteyX reviews
This is what happens a plot bunny won't leave me alone, Prowl's Praxian heritage kicks in and Jazz was at the wrong place at the wrong time. Sparkling, kinda slash kinda not
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 78,893 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Jazz, Prowl
Resuming Life by ladyjulianna reviews
chapter 114 is now up: I love questions in reviews they keep me going and give me ideas!. The story is about Mikaela, Sam, bumblebee and Jazz bonded as the new Allspark and how life keeps going. The pic is mix of megan fox and Shia thats what sprite would look like with blue eyes.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 116 - Words: 392,521 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Sam W., Mikaela B.
The Diary of Ratchet by Black and Yellow Bumble reviews
Have you ever wondered what goes through the mind of the Autbots' grumpy CMO? Well, here is the best view of Ratchet's thoughts of all the crazy things that happen on and off of the NEST base! WHOOP! :D Rating is for some slight language. P:
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Ratchet
Little Children, Big Sorrows by Nefer Lio reviews
Scarab just won't give up. When he puts a curse on the mummies, their strength quickly fades. How will they be able to protect the prince?
Mummies Alive! - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,073 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Complete
The Incomplete Guide to Surviving the Hatchet by Gaia Kame reviews
My name is Alessa' and if your reading this document then more then likely you have become the new Charge of the Autobot's CMO Doc-bot, Ratchet the Hatchet. In here is the accounts of my experiences, examples, and personal rules of ways to survive Hatchet's guardianship. Although he may not squish you if you're not careful in following this incomplete guide - you'd wish he did.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Ratchet
The lesser evil by rotorhead reviews
2007 movie. Damaged and in Autobot territory with nowhere to go, Barricade is left with few options, none of which he likes.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,017 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Barricade, Blackout
Went Too Far by FuziPenguin reviews
They don't know what changed, but this time the Decepticons went too far.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,243 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Alive and in Love by Nico Di Angelo101 reviews
All the mummies return to their looks 3,500 years previous and they may have some trouble with their love lives now on.
Mummies Alive! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Nefer-Tina
Alone by Ani-maniac494 reviews
Maybe some women would have envied her position had they known, but pretending to be a man had its own price, and sometimes, Nefer-Tina felt the cost.
Mummies Alive! - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Nefer-Tina - Complete
The Boomerang Incident by Exactlywhat reviews
"By the way, Sideswipe... Thanks for the boomerang."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Ratchet, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Requiem by Ani-maniac494 reviews
Death didn't come immediately for all of the Guardians. One of them remained for a short while…and she had questions to answer. Pre-series, set after Scarab's betrayal. Amenhotep POV. Cannon character death.
Mummies Alive! - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Amenhotep, Nefer-Tina - Complete
When the Mechs Get Bored by JaAm reviews
Spike and Bumblebee return to the Ark to find a strange sight. The Autobots are all outside the ship, frozen in place. Was it the Decepticons? Wheeljack's immobilizer? Umm... no.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,440 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012
The Transformers Theory by Katherine Michaela reviews
what if howard was wanted by the decepticons? what if Raj got captured? how does soft kitty fit into all of this? set after second transformers and after the season 5 finale of the big bang theory. me and miskakikia96 wrote this story together. hope you enjoy!
Crossover - Big Bang Theory & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,259 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Complete
Damaged Goods by Dracoqueen22 reviews
Pre-canon G1. Ratchet is stubborn, but Red Alert doesn't play fair.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Red Alert, Ratchet - Complete
I've Been Trucked! by theshadowcat reviews
Movieverse: an unsuspecting Sarah Lennox 'lends' Ironhide to her even more unsuspecting cousin. Will try to have this story lead into the second movie, but I'm not making any promises. Please R&R.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,485 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Ironhide
List of Events Where Wheeljack Lost His Left Hand by Vixen Tail reviews
Ratchet's list of Wheeljack caused mishaps that incurred a loss of the left hand, starting from their youngling days to the time they arrive on Earth. No Wheeljacks were harmed in the making of this fic . . . oh, hell. Who am I kidding? Pure crack.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,618 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Ratchet, Wheeljack
The New Cooper by lightheart77 reviews
Alexa Cooper finally gains her inheritance: the Thievius Raccoonus. But someone else wants the book and her life. What will happen to this 16 year old and her friends as they protect her family and birth right by becoming the new Cooper gang?
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 103,467 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 7/25/2007
Springtime by Atsadific reviews
Movieverse. "What's up with Sideswipe?" Lennox asks a question with a complicated answer.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/21/2012 - W. Lennox, Ratchet - Complete
Mercy is for the Weak by Supermoi reviews
Megaton had been revived, and he wants revenge. -Set in TF Prime, after the episode Out of his Head- megatron/Ratchet; Megatron/Starscream HARD M non-con, rape, torture. -ANswer to a request from TFAnonKinkMeme-
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,724 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Megatron, Ratchet - Complete
Bad Reputation by BasicallyAnIdiot reviews
Because the Impala has an Oscar coming its way. *Sequel to Some Kinda Monster* *AU* *Crack*
Crossover - Supernatural & Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Complete
Time Forgotten by Felinafullstop reviews
Scarab is stealing scrolls from a private collection, there's a warrior there guarding his own Pharaoh. Who is he and why is this so difficult for Ja-kal?
Mummies Alive! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,838 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Ja-Kal
Assassination Request by Pagen Godess reviews
"You're not going to ask me to assassinate Galloway too are you?"
Crossover - Assassin's Creed & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Sam W. - Complete
Some Kinda Monster by BasicallyAnIdiot reviews
The Impala has been keeping secrets. *AU* *Crack*
Crossover - Supernatural & Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Complete
Operation, Prank! by Birdiebot reviews
Oneshot,crack fic! The Twins confess their love to Ratchet, who feels awkward and avoids them. After a week of this, the Twins are desperate. Using Sunny's reddit addiction, they create a series of meme-based pranks to annoy Ratchet into a relationship.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,235 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Ratchet, Sunstreaker - Complete
Odd by RosieHatchett reviews
Transformers Prime - Bumblebee is captured by Soundwave. Rated M for sticky slash!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Bumblebee, Soundwave - Complete
Relationship Advice by Molten-Ashes reviews
When Wheeljack works on schematics, he goes into an odd trance that allows bots to seek very effective advice on their relationships... Ratchet is amused...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Wheeljack, Ratchet - Complete
Confrontation by Any Unborn Child reviews
Oneshot. Hints of Ratchet/Knockout. Takes place during "Stronger, Faster". Of course Knockout wasn't going to let him live, not under Megatron's orders.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Ratchet, Knock Out - Complete
Anatidaephobia by Steelburst reviews
Everyone has a fear. Crack fiction is crack. ish.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Optimus Prime, Sam Witwicky - Complete
The Ghost Anomaly by TheElephantMaster reviews
Penny and Amy witness a ghost in Penny's apartment. The TBBT gang meets the Winchester brothers.
Crossover - Supernatural & Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,495 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Complete
Wrath of the Pharaoh by Ms. Zeal reviews
COMPLETE. Yugi attends a card tournament in the United States, but even here there is someone after the Puzzle. However, it is not shadow magic this man seeks but the soul of the Pharaoh.
Crossover - Mummies Alive! & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,409 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Nefer-Tina, Yami Yūgi - Complete
Ratchet the Autobot by Flight of Insanity reviews
Desperate times call for desperate measures, and when the Autobot CMO refuses to take a break, the officers pull out the big guns.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Ratchet - Complete
Healer: Do No Harm by Jarakrisafis reviews
Having captured and reprogrammed Ratchet, Megatron thought they were getting a brilliant if snarky medic. He didn't count on the trouble a Decepticon Ratchet could cause...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,741 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Ratchet - Complete
Mewtwo and Rose by Lady Mewthree reviews
A girl named Rose meets Mewtwo and is scared to death of him. What will happen?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,950 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Mewtwo
Human Nature by Quilapayuna reviews
Past and Future. God and the Devil. Modern and Retrospective. Academia and Piracy. When a 21st century student lands in an early era as a product of forbidden crossings, ideas are exchanged, a way of life is challenged, and the bonds of humanity grow. JOC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,869 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 12/16/2003 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
You Know You Are Addicted To Cyberporn by femme4jack reviews
A year later, finally an update! Chapter 4 summary: After Ratchet's disastrous "health class", Prowl and Jazz wake up in the brig, and the twins are up to something in the rec room. Rating now M for subject matter.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,004 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Jazz, Ratchet
Having Company by KylieAugust reviews
It's the little things you do together that make a perfect relationship, even for 3,500 year old mummies. Things are just more interesting for them, especially Rath and Nefer-tina. / RathNefer-tina
Mummies Alive! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Nefer-Tina, Rath
Power Trip by Botosphere reviews
Ever wonder what happened to Ratchet after he walked into the power lines in the first TF movie? You know you do! Under duress from Eowyn77's muse, the medic reveals all!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Ratchet - Complete
You know you're addicted to Transformers when by hummergrey reviews
Humans work daily with Transformers, some even accepting Autobot guardians. What happens when they become friends or spend personal time together outside of actual combat? Near disaster and revealing cultural differences. Movie & G1 characters. NO SLASH
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,906 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Annabelle L., Bumblebee
The Reason Why by Writingaddict169 reviews
Set after "To Catch a Duck". Duke is on the roof top feeling betrayed when Mallory comes up and joins him. She tells him the reason why she never really trusted him until recently. Sorry if the summary sucks but I hope you read anyways :
Mighty Ducks - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Duke, Mallory - Complete
Harry Potter and the Assassin's Creed by BeeUtifulgirl reviews
After an unpleasant accident with Rebecca's "Baby", the modern day assassins and Harry, Ron and Hermione find themselves thrown into the past and an adventure none of them will ever forget. Rated due to swearing and mild violence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,588 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Harry P., Ezio A. - Complete
Invasion by Dragoon-Yue
We all know that the Senshi are the princesses of the Sol system and that each of their worlds were attacked. What we don't know is what became of their races. At least until the remnants of one decided to invade... (Discontinued. Computer broke and I lost the outline. Up for adoption.)
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Butt Ugly Martians - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,777 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010
Five Times the Hatchet by Gixxer Pilot reviews
'5 Times' fic. Offhand, everyone knew there was five times during which Ratchet lived up to his nickname, but there was only one time he forgot The Hatchet ever existed. My first attempt at short ficlets, though it's not all crack. Complete.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,389 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Ratchet - Complete
Two to Five Seconds by chibi-veneficus reviews
MovieVerse: It began when Ratchet just happened to be in the same area with Sam when he invoked the Five Seconds Rule. Laughter followed. Now: Bluestreak discovers, and is confused by, food idioms. Epps just wants to be somewhere else far, far away.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,804 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 5/4/2008
Decepticus Rex by RK-Striker-JK-5 reviews
the Ark and Nemesis crash on separate planets and the crews sleep for an extra two million years, waking up in a galaxy far, far away. Crossover between G1 and Star Wars, right before the NJO novel Star By Star.
Crossover - Star Wars & Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 26 - Words: 194,556 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Complete
10 signs by Momudita reviews
Ten signs you know you have spent too much time around the Cybertronians. Apparently, now 17
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Complete
Never Never Land by Moonbeam's Predilections reviews
Sam and Dean investigate strange sightings at a car show.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Captain Lennox, Dean W. - Complete
Why Dean Isn't Allowed To Watch Movies Alone by Apocalyptic-Mess reviews
Dean's had bad experiences with watching movies. My take on what would happen if he were to be left alone to watch "Transformers." Please R&R! I'd love you like Dean loves Impala! OC-Read Gone.
Crossover - Supernatural & Transformers - Rated: K - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Dean W., Bumblebee - Complete
Things Sam And Will Are Not Allowed by mecha-hunter reviews
The Autobot's and Decepticon's have much to learn about the two human's named Sam and Will.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,197 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Sam W., W. Lennox - Complete
Sly as a Cooper by SmashQueen reviews
14 year-old Faye is sucked into Sly 2. Will she make it back in one piece or will she leave a part of herself behind? Can she even get home at all? Involves Neyla-bashing. Canceled.
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,092 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 5/7/2005
Doctor's Orders by Jalaperilo reviews
Never miss a doctors appointment, especially if your doctor is Ratchet. Humour.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Ratchet, Optimus Prime - Complete
Prowl's Contraband List by The lunatic who cares reviews
Due to some incidents amongst the crew I have updated the contraband list to include earth items. Please take note. Prowl
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,408 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Prowl
Meeting by DragonFlyDevi reviews
He had to go to another meeting, just to hear Prowl drone on about tactics. How boring is that? Until he got a pleasant surprise... RatchetxWheeljack. SLASH!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Ratchet, Wheeljack - Complete
Protection by Juana la Cliker-Rooster reviews
Transformers Animated: Jazz falls for Prowl instantly, and lets him know it. However, things get difficult when Sentinel starts some mild drama and Lockdown comes into the picture. Don't read if you dislike it, easy as that. READ AUTHOR'S NOTES.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,264 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Jazz, Prowl
The Secret Language of Ratchet by Zefyria Nuva reviews
Ratchet never shirks when it comes to taking care of his comrades--even if they ARE total morons. /TFA'verse. Oneshot.\
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Ratchet - Complete
Cooking With Barricade by Arctic Banana reviews
Barricade never was known for his cooking skills. Blackout makes a note of the fact...
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Barricade, Blackout - Complete
You Killed Kenny by DaemonicKitten reviews
A joke gone right. One person yells 'You killed Kenny' and the entire room erupts into chaos. Hints of Mikaela/Sam, and Jazz is ressurrected for this fic. I own nothing but my love for the movies. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Mikaela B., Sam W. - Complete
Humanity for Dummies: Autobot Edition by Mazarine Fennec reviews
Time to learn about humans boys.. What? There's no manual? oh, damn, guess ya better start studyin' The Autobots find out just how to be a human... the hard way.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 30,920 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 1/29/2008
Dreams of Peace by Ghost of the Robot reviews
After she escaped they wanted her back. She's the subject of propaganda regarding the Mission City battle. With the Autobots harboring her, relations between humans and aliens are shaky at best. Will a peaceful solution present itself?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 70,284 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 1/14/2008
Logic VS DDR by renegadewriter8 reviews
Crack fic. Some drabbles on how Prowl struggles to keep from crashing when the mechs on the Ark find a new game to play, specially when Jazz is there to make it worse. JazzXProwl TwinsXRatchet
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,513 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Prowl - Complete
Torn by Thursaz reviews
A look into Sam's thoughts. Sam/'Bee, Sam/'Cade, Cover Me fanfiction, oneshot, -REVAMPED-
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Barricade, Bumblebee - Complete
Jedi At Hogwarts by Christina B reviews
What would happen if two Jedi Padawans suddenly ended up at Hogwarts? How did they get there and how would they be able to cope with it? And most importantly could they get back? Epilogue Now Up!
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 44,937 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Harry P. - Complete
On A Web by unreal123 reviews
Tarantulas has been called many things he may just be the smartest mech of his time. So what does someone like this do in there spare time? Answer hunt and play with any Maximal dumb enough to fall into his web.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,272 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Tarantulas, Tigatron
Organic by lady-warrioress reviews
The Maximals and Predacons have gone through a new transformation. From metal to flesh! But not in the traditional sense... noo... DISCONTINUED FOR NOW!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 91,407 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 8/4/2007
Feathers and Stones by DreamStoryWeaver reviews
The Mighty Ducks have a game in Manhattan! And a certain group of nocturnal defenders are secretly charged with their safety! What'll happen if they chance to meet? Nosedive/Lexington
Crossover - Gargoyles & Mighty Ducks - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,715 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Lexington - Complete
Can't Say No by Lola Hard reviews
*Jazz/Prowl, G1, challenge fic* How do you know if it’s real love when your malfunction simply doesn’t allow you to say ‘no’? Prowl has a big problem, and Jazz’s affection for him isn’t helping things… Full info and warnings inside.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,112 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Jazz, Prowl
Doctors and Patients Part 2 by Sergeant Duck reviews
Original Doctors and Patients story was getting huge so I opened a new one. All recognizable characters property of HasTak. Post movie/G-1...sort of. Slashyness so M rating.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,729 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008
Megatron vs the Internet by BBailey reviews
It looks like the Decepticons are having a little fun with the internet behind Megatron's back! don't forget to review!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Megatron - Complete
Another Lust Ray Story by DiamondHeart31 reviews
TF:A Professor Princess makes a love machine turn lust ray, and Prowl, Jazz, Megatron, and Starscream are hit by it making them go after Bumblebee. Can the Autobots keep their friend from getting raped? Or will they make things worse?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,226 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Bumblebee - Complete
To the Desk of Smokescreen by Sergeant Duck reviews
RE: Smokescreen's request.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,945 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Ratchet
8 Going On 13 by Crystal Persian reviews
Sari's key has caused trouble yet again, but this time... it wasn't her fault! What will the autobots think when they see what happened to Sari? Especially Bumblebee? Sari/Bee
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,954 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Sari S.
Two plus one equals trouble! by autobotgirl12328 reviews
Ratchet feels he needs to teach the twins math. Bad idea! Pranksters never work well in an inclosed enviroment with no one but a grumpy Ratchet...Ratchet is going to kill them!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe - Complete
Claustrophobia by LittleMewLugia reviews
Sequel to “Drone.” After Ratchet “accidentally” lets the Twins know that the drone that almost killed Bumblebee was Starscream’s invention, they set out to punish him. But have they gone too far this time? WARNING: Contains SLASH.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,135 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Starscream, Ratchet - Complete
The winter of our medic's discontent by Negare reviews
Ratchet. The twins. Is there anymore I really need to write? HAHAH! All done!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,340 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Complete
This is Not Cybertron by Juana la Cliker-Rooster reviews
TFA. Ultra Magnus takes a tour of Optimus Prime's base and finds himself subject to a verbal half-beating by everyone's favorite ninja.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Ultra Magnus, Prowl - Complete
The Quiz by Sergeant Duck reviews
Just a quicky until plot bunnies cooperate and give me more chapters for my other stories. Ratchet/OC Valkyrie
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Ratchet - Complete
Ratchet, CMO by Dragonflyr reviews
With the construction of Autobot City complete, Ratchet must train the medical team that will be left behind on Earth, however this is easier said than done when Sideswipe keeps insisting on complicating things. A House-flavored look at life as a medic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,559 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Ratchet, Sideswipe
Sly Cooper: Jynxed Affairs by Nicodemus.Rat reviews
Sly, living with Carmelita under the pretense of amnesia, covertly rejoins the gang for a personal mission when a rival thief steals the Cooper family cane. But stealing it back, and juggling his lives, isn't so simple. R&R
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,019 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Complete
He Sang by De-gnome reviews
*One-Shot* Prowl could tell that when they had taken his music, they had taken Jazz’s spirit. *Mentions Torture*
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Wheeljack, Noun by Loco the Exclaimer reviews
G1. Wheeljack, noun: A small but powerful destructive force to be regarded with caution. Oneshot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Wheeljack, Prowl - Complete
Drop the Chocolate by LokiWaterDraca reviews
Ratchets got to learn... messing with some things leads to no good. Short ficlett and now a twoshot but maybe more depending on the bunny.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Ratchet, Maggie M. - Complete
Only Human by KingWaspinator reviews
Two Preads join the Maximals and four stasis pods are located! They are the results of an experiment that shook transformerkind! Fourth in a series.New Chapter up please R&R
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,728 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008
Keep All Limbs Inside the Vehicle At All Times by Arctic Banana reviews
Jazz takes an unfortunate car thief on a homicidal joyride.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Jazz - Complete
Depending Upon a Bumble Bee and a Ace by Mrs.Hedlund2007 reviews
Transformers 2007 Movie. Sam's adoptive sister has a little secret of her own and Mikaela's cousin comes around to help her save the world with Sam and Mikaela. Only question is...can she help Sam save the world or fall head over heels for Jack?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,037 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Sam Witwicky, Mikaela B. - Complete
Security Breech by Cyndi reviews
CHRISTMAS FIC. Will finds a way to freak Ironhide out.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
Dirty Little Secrets by Kookaburra reviews
A conversation between Judy Witwicky and Bumblebee. 2007 Movieverse.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,203 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Judy W., Bumblebee - Complete
Wings by Oni-Gil reviews
Post-2007-movie. Sam takes pity on an injured Decepticon, despite the misgivings of his Autobot friends, and ends up with a disabled mech living in his backyard for an indefinite length of time.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,940 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Sam W., Starscream - Complete
Survival of the Idiots by Arctic Banana reviews
Sunstreaker and Sideswipe find themselves somehow lost in a forest that they don't remember ever going to.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe - Complete
A Mother's Feelings by kemet's daughter reviews
Presley's mother knows he is hiding something big from her and she is worried. But what will happen when she learns the truth.
Mummies Alive! - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Nefer-Tina, Presley Carnovan - Complete
Hindsight by Cyndi reviews
...an unguarded moment more fleeting than lightning. .o.TFA Lightverse, ProwlxOptimus FRIENDSHIP, ProwlxJazz SLASH.o.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,541 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Optimus Prime, Prowl - Complete
Twister by Pyro-Kale reviews
Oneshot. Third in Medics with Cards series. G1 Hook, G1 Ratchet and Armada Red Alert try something new. To bad the spinners rigged. Could be veiwed as Slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Red Alert, Ratchet - Complete
Relaxing the Medic by Dragonseeker789 reviews
Jazz doesn't want to leave the med bay and Ratchet's to tired to rest! This is mech on mech, don't like, don't read.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,363 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Jazz, Ratchet - Complete
Harry Potter and the Fedual Era by KiskaTheFireSorceress13 reviews
Hermione has won a trip to Japan! Little does she know WHICH Japan. She has been talking to Kagome for a few years now over letters, and has gotten permission to stay at her place until they have to leave. What arises? Well read to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 2/11/2005 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Even Prowl has a Sence of Humour by FauxGateau reviews
PJ Drabble. The aftermath of a night under the influence of Sideswipes Highgrade. A certain saboteur learns that theres more to Prowl then he originaly thought. Warning, Slash - Prowl/Jazz
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 10/4/2008
Make Me by vericus reviews
G1, slash - 'Make me' is not a challenge one should ever give to an officer. Especially not if one is an officer oneself.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Life Science by Arctic Banana reviews
Sam has to take care of a life-like baby doll for his Life Science class. Unfortunately, the doll turns out to be a demon whose goal is to make sure neither he nor Bumblebee ever get any sleep...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
April Fool's by Devious Decepticon reviews
With a day devoted especially to pranks, Sideswipe wreaks havoc in the Autobot base. After all, April Fool's Day only comes once a year...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete
Let's Wait For Ratchet by Arctic Banana reviews
Jazz is not feeling well. Wheeljack tries to help. And oh, how he helps...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Complete
The Seekers Pet part 2 by AutobotV reviews
I've been kidnapped, begged and blackmailed...well here is PART 2 of the Seeker's Pet. Warning this does contain MATURE CONTENT! Be warned...and yes...it does have a happy ending
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,428 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Complete
The Genetic Prison by Ninjalara reviews
Sequel to Concrete Prison. Third in Prison trilogy. Danger arises when filmmakers come to the island. Meanwhile there’s tension at camp when Leo’s daughter develops a crush for Raphael. Does peace come with a sacrifice? Complete!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 137,150 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 5/31/2005 - Complete
10 Reasons by Arctic Banana reviews
While in the medbay with Bumblebee, Jazz comes across a list of Sunstreaker and Sideswipe's top ten excuses for getting in accidents and in trouble with the law.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Complete
It Takes a Thief by VoodooQueen reviews
COMPLETE! A retiring car thief's last night on the job doesn't go exactly as planned as they unintentionally become involved with the Autobots. Rated M for some shady characters with potty mouths and whatever else I decide to throw in there.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 79,806 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Ironhide - Complete
Bumble Bee's Fast? by Cartoonfreak22 reviews
Transformers Animated Meagtron tries to get revenge on the Autobots by putting a virus into Sari's key. However, he never expected two new autobots to show up. Now the autobots have two new menbers, Hot Shot and Override.who's faster...Hot Shot or Bee?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,878 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008
Guardian Chronicles 11: Twin Mercenaries by StSE reviews
W.W: A teleport accident thrusts Seeker twins from post-A into the chaos of post-WW. Megatron rules, Autobots are imprisoned. After Swindle becomes their 'agent', the 'Mercs' must decide to stay Cons or free the Bots. And will they find love?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,599 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Smokescreen, Wheeljack - Complete
Promises by SheWasFlying reviews
Bluestreak, Prowl and Jazz are cornered by Decepticons. There is only one chance of escape, and it means losing one of their own . . . . Oneshot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Bluestreak, Prowl - Complete
Poison by outerelf reviews
Someone gets it in their CPU that Red Alert needs to be put down. Warning: char. death
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Red Alert, Inferno - Complete
Fractures by Nexmelody reviews
movieverse2007, A single protoform brings more questions than answers and not everyone will want to know the answers.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,532 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007
The More Things Change by PyroP-Dawg reviews
Sideswipe does some shady dealings. But somethings are too nasty for even him to stand for. He forces Swindle to give up the sparkling. Things that are Sideswipe's stay Sideswipe's and nothing, no one is going to convince him to give up the sparkling now.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,632 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 6/22/2008
Bumblebee's Last Wish? by Silver Fang 101 reviews
When Bumblebee is caught by the 'Cons, he is givin' something that changed everyones life forever, he is given something that helps pull though everthing, and Primus gives him something that will change his life forever like everyone else.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,271 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
Hands Free by Cyndi reviews
Jazz was suddenly glad for soundproof walls. .o SLASH ProwlxJazz, TFA, takes place after Life is a Tree o.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Brick Wall by vericus reviews
G1, slash - Ratchet is vastly entertained by Jazz's timing. Prowl is not.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Jazz, Ratchet - Complete
Finding Salvation by autumn sparrow reviews
The Autobots rescue the remnant of an ancient species. AU Movieverse-ish. OC centric. Once the sequel is complete, I intend to rewrite this, and bring it up to the standard of Holding Onto The Future.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 98,447 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Falling by vericus reviews
G1, slash - Prowl isn't too pleased when Optimus decides to send his two highest ranked officers on a recon mission, but a fall on his door wings leads to some pleasant discoveries. Story only pretends to have a plot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,152 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Strange Creatures by Dwimordene reviews
2007 movie. Post Mission City. Splitting the hair between life and its simulation isn't just a human preoccupation. One-shot featuring Ironhide, Ratchet, and the occasional swear word.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Ironhide, Ratchet - Complete
Spark Sitting by Arctic Banana reviews
Prowl volunteers to watch Sunstreaker and Sideswipe. What at first seems like another hectic night of Lambo-twin mayhem eventually takes a drastic turn when the twins realize that Prowl's a bit more fun to hang out with than they originally thought.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Prowl, Sunstreaker - Complete
Captured by KiaMianara
AU/TF-humanized/mild slash - By chance the Decepticons got hold of two very valuable hostages. What do they plan with them and will they get rescued? . . . Boy, I suck at summaries
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,403 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Optimus Prime, Bumblebee - Complete
Kinds of Sentience by Tashash reviews
PostMovieverse Jazz’s body has disappeared and now the All Spark shard has been stolen. The Auotobots and Sam know there is a connection but can’t find it. Then Will Lennox receives some vital, and disturbing, information from an unknown source.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,873 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007
Mute by MoonRose91 reviews
The Allspark knows only silence and so does Emma, Sam's little sister. So it is no suprise that in her sleep Emma is no longer deaf as the Allspark speaks to her. 2007 Movieverse
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,110 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Sam W., Ironhide - Complete
101 Ways To Know You're Addicted To Transformers by eeyop1428 reviews
Just as the title says - a 100-strong list of common and weird symptoms of Transformers addiction. Read on inside! *Revised January 2015*
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
Spike's Hiccups by flamingmarsh reviews
Spike has the hiccups and he can't get rid of them so the Autobots help him out. Warning: Hilarious
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Ratchet, Spike W. - Complete
One Large Coffee And A Lambo by TheMinttu reviews
Sam just can't get himself up in the morning without coffee and his escort is not impressed by the fact. Overreaction leads to vengeance. My first TF fic oops.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,476 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Complete
Meet the Parents by Morgan O'Conner reviews
Sam's parents get suspicious. Then they get more suspicious. Then they get a shocker. SamBumblebee *NOW with PART 2!*
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,274 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
Powerplay by Limmet reviews
Many an Autobot has lain awake at night, prevented from going into recharge by fearful imaginations of what it would be like to end up as a Decepticon prisoner. And Prowl is about to find out. Warnings: AU, slash, general kinkyness. Please read A/N first.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,224 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
Mewtwo and Mew have a conversaition by Luc Nuva reviews
A conversation that takes place between Mewtwo and Mew
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
Sparks and Plasma by organized disorder reviews
Movieverse. A year after Mission City, Ironhide and Chromia gain their sparks' desire and chaos ensues. Chapter 50: Bumblebee gets a surprise, and Nightfire gets her playmate.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 118,387 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Ironhide, Chromia - Complete
Ironhide in pieces by Felinafullstop reviews
Ironhide goes out for some alone time ...and runs into Starscream. He is left in a few pieces after the ordeal. Now he's hiding something, and only Optimus knows. Now he has to look past his pride.It's a race for his life. Chapt 1 POV all other not.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,232 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 12/4/2007
The Girl by Pen Parley reviews
Megatron bites off more than he can chew when he kidnaps a young girl. Will she die? Or will Megatron succumb to the monstrosity that young children wield? Oneshot. Megatron/OC?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
Attack, attack by MISCrasyaboutfanfics reviews
A parody of the Animaniacs song "A quake, a quake". I honestly can't picture the Autobots singing, but who cares? Rated T because Sari tries to get away with swearing a bit.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
A Gift from Primus, my Aft! by BitterEloquence reviews
G1: When Sunstreaker onlines in the med-bay after a hard night of partying, he discovers something is afoot. And why the slag was Ratchet smiling at him like that? April Fool's Day fic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Sunstreaker, Ratchet - Complete
Don't Look Back by Burnedtoasty reviews
TF2k7: Three Autobots bunkered in a hole, waiting for back up that may or may not arrive in time, if at all.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Complete
Early April by Netbug-Archive reviews
Animated When Sari had explained to Bumblebee what April Fools day was, the idea of anything good coming out of the resulting situation was lost to the overhearing Ratchet.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Bumblebee, Prowl - Complete
Surrender by BitterEloquence reviews
Movie: Trapped in a dark cell, caught between reality and hellish memories, the Autobot known as Prowl learns the truth measure of love and hate. Dark and Violent. 'Cons being 'cons.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,752 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Prowl, Barricade - Complete
Pick Up Lines For Any Transformer by Howeller reviews
Pick Up Lines For Any Transformer. Starting one couple right now, but others well be added. Nothing graphic, bad words, and implying stuff. So yeah, please read. And try some of these out and tell if they work. Prowl Twins Jazz Optimus Bee Ratchet Ironhid
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,922 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008
The Line Between Prosperity and Superiority by xanaplayer reviews
Movieverse: TF Xmen Xover The Autobots learn of the exisitence of mutants and realize how dangerous they can be. So what happens when the Decepticons learn of them?
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,062 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Ratchet, Charles Xavier/Professor X
Traffic Stops by Tobias reviews
Bryan and Kasey team up with Barricade and Prowl to see who can rack up the most points by writing traffic tickets. ONESHOT. Slight JazzProwl at the end.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,789 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Complete
Fashion Victims by jaxink reviews
2007 movieverse: Bumblebee and Ironhide find it part of their duties to release some humans from a crude prison, as all sentient beings have a right to be free...much to Sam’s dismay. -oneshot-
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Bumblebee, Ironhide - Complete
Puppet by Juana la Cliker-Rooster reviews
Transformers Animated. Megatron is bored, and holds Ratchet hostage while unleashing a puppet of the medic into the Autobot base, and Bumblebee becomes Megatron's main target. It get violent at Chapter Seven. Don't read if triggered easily. Complete.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,375 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Bumblebee, Megatron - Complete
The Prank That Never Ends by Cereal-Rapist-Spencer reviews
The Twins get their hands on one of the most evil songs ever and Ratchet suffers.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,951 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008
Exhausted by Cyndi reviews
Some things are universal among males... .o Movieverse o.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Complete
Rhapsody in Black and White by OKami-hu reviews
Megatron has been capturing civilian bots and Autobot soldiers to literally breed his own army of Decepticons... and when a certain musician becomes his latest captive, Soundwave is unusually intrigued to find out what all the fuss is about. SWJazz
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,752 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Jazz, Soundwave - Complete
Prowl and Sideswipe's Excellent Adventure by vericus reviews
G1, sort-of-slash - Prowl and Sideswipe get sent, in disguise, on a mission to Cybertron...but when they come back, they make a little detour after reporting to Prime, and Ratchet's collection of blackmail material grows exponentially.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,981 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/11/2007 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Prowl, Sideswipe - Complete
Liar by non3ko reviews
Kouga plays a dangerous game and is caught within Sesshoumaru's powerful clutches. Sesshoumaru, claims to live without love while deep inside living a lie of his own. Yaoi, Mpreg.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,600 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/7/2007 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Sesshomaru, Kouga
Feel the Music by vericus reviews
G1 - Jazz didn't know what he was starting when he convinced Prowl to attend the party welcoming the new reinforcements to Earth...all he can do now is keep laughing, and hope the horror of it all never catches up to him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,942 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Prowl, Ratchet - Complete
Design Flaws by vericus reviews
G1 - A surprise visit from Skywarp sent Sunstreaker and Prowl into a cave for protection, and as they wait for rescue, Sunstreaker discovers a formerly only rumoured design flaw in the Autobot's second in command...rating for language.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Prowl, Sunstreaker - Complete
A Day in the Life of a Decepticon Psychopath by CasusFere reviews
Bumblebee is captured by the Decepticons, Bonecrusher looses his temper twice and Blackout makes fun of everyone. Warning: Sadism, implied torture, and Blackout's gutter humor
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Blackout - Complete
Tease by vericus reviews
G1, slash - When Prowl signed up for the Autobots he was certain being molested by the resident saboteur on office hours wasn't part of the job's description...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Sand and Vacuum Cleaners by Cyndi reviews
He went from wishing she'd stop to praying that she wouldn't. FUNNY! IMPLIED RatchetxIronhide SLASH at the very end
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/19/2007 - [Mikaela B., Optimus Prime] - Complete
Friendly' Persuasion by Aunyxx reviews
[SLASH!] [Prowl x Soundwave, with Megatron as bystander] The Decepticons carry out a plot to capture Prowl, but what do they want with him? and will they ever get any secrets from him?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,601 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Complete
The I in Him by Golumfryingeggs reviews
The past can be a fickle thing, easy to hide, but can never be changed and sometimes even the most well kept pasts want to get out and be known. Rated T for child abuse.
Mummies Alive! - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,073 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 5/8/2005
Guardian Demon by WiseAbsol reviews
"She was chained to a radiator and pregnant. I was the local entertainment for the increasingly popular 'demon hunts.' The problem was, she'd once been the entertainment too." In short, an Orre-wandering Mewtwo manages to save a life, but not necessarily the life he'd intended to. Loosely based on a ghost story.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,869 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Mewtwo - Complete
Of Pulleys and Prophecies by Lintlizard reviews
Harry Potter and The Transformers crossover that started as a joke. How might HBP have ended differently, had the Autobots gotten involved? And how would the hunt for the Horcruxes go? Slash and nonslash, character death, all reviews and flames welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,533 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Unlikely Partners by Stormy1x2 reviews
[xover with Transformers] After the Decepticons trash a downtown NYC building, the Autobots are sent to help the humans, only to find a surprise in a hidden subbasement. Sideswipe may have met his match.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,357 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Michelangelo - Complete
Past's Presence by Mendeia reviews
Oneshot. Rath considers the differences between Prince Rapses and Presley and how things have changed for himself as well. Rated K for character death 3500 years ago.
Mummies Alive! - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Complete
United in Battle by Carey Ann Lupin reviews
InuYasha, Sango, Kirara, Miroku, and SesshoMaru meet up with the Marauders without Peter and Lily and my favorite Jedi QuiGon Jinn and ObiWan Kenobi. What would have happened if InuYasha and the others had been there with the Jedi on Naboo?
Crossover - Star Wars & Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,166 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/23/2007 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Qui-Gon J., Inuyasha - Complete
Old Gods by miss lizz reviews
The epilogue is finished! Scarab gets some new partners. Please read and review. JN
Mummies Alive! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,535 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 7/27/2002 - Complete
Butterfly by Reinbeauchaser reviews
Injured and bleeding in an alleyway, Leo is discovered by an unlikely source. With his memory gone, will he teach his rescuer how to live again? Who knows, but if you read the story, you might find out! :0
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 177,723 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/31/2007 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Complete
Meant to Be by Merina reviews
A young woman is plagued by dreams of the past. Unfortunatley, she has no idea what they really mean. Will she remember the past she once lived, or forever be tortured by images that she can't grasp?
Mummies Alive! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/31/2006 - Published: 12/30/2005
Harry Potter and the Deadly Alliance by Bakura's Girl88 reviews
Now that Voldemort's back, he needs a new army. And he's got his sights set on using Sesshoumaru from the past. Fortunately, Dumbledore has his eye on Sesshoumaru too...
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,694 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 3/7/2005 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru
Jaden Korr, Sith Empress by TehMarishal reviews
Jaden Korr has embraced the Dark Side of the Force, and she has taken the Sceptor of Ragnos for herself. She begins to make plans with the admiral of the Imperial Remnant, while Kyle and Jan hope to track her down before it's too late.
Jedi Knight - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,115 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/20/2006 - Published: 7/27/2006
Prisoner by Purple Aussie reviews
G1. Thundercracker, Autobot POW.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,876 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Atton's Motivation by Silvershadow667 reviews
Sequel to Atton's Redemption: 16 months after the Exile left, Atton starts wondering what happened to her... and if she's even still alive. July 30: Chapter 26 added
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 125,471 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 5/1/2005
Ratchet's Runaround by Purple Aussie reviews
G1. Ratchet needs Prowl for just fifteen lousy astrominutes. Easier said than done...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,808 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Complete
The Hunted by Aurrin reviews
Also: Horror, Romance. When a series of strange events in the former USSR turn sour, Sly Cooper finds himself running not just for his freedom or life, but for all he holds dear. Rated T for possible moderate language and graphic descriptions.
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,545 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/15/2006 - Published: 9/1/2005
Dreams and Nightmares by miss lizz reviews
Chapter 11 is here! Scarab discovers a new spell and it marks trouble for everyone. Please R&R.
Mummies Alive! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,512 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/31/2006 - Published: 11/6/2002
Chameleon by Purple Aussie reviews
G1. Prowl's becoming almost the complete opposite of himself: violent, disrespectful, and lashing out at his friends. There's just no valid explanation. Rated T, just in case.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,505 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/21/2006 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Complete
Cast Off the Cloak by Usami reviews
/Tech POV, post 'Cloak of Black Velvet'/ When searching through the darkness, you're bound to stumble a few times.
Loonatics Unleashed - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Tech E. Coyote - Complete
Are Friends Really Friends Forever? by CuriousKat13 reviews
They've been friends forever, despite their vast differences. Now their friendship will be put to the ultimate test...will they pass? Used to be known as 'Friends 'Till Peace'. Combined chapters and some things are a little different...
Butt Ugly Martians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,651 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/25/2005 - Published: 8/2/2005 - Complete
Blind Leap of Faith by Pretender Fanatic reviews
A month after Raphael has been hit with a flash bomb and it’s back to cause trouble. The question now is, can a ninja still be a ninja if they’re blind?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,611 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/29/2005 - Published: 3/29/2005 - Raphael - Complete
An exiles tale by Dark Phoenix 13X reviews
After Revan left to fight the Sith force that was heading towards the Republic Jedi everywhere where hunted down by the Exchange. The hope to save the Republic from the new threat against the Republic is an once exiled Jedi named Julia McDowell.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,759 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/24/2005 - Published: 6/16/2005
Treason by Salvatore Shan NW reviews
This is a poem about the Martians getting caught. B.Bop's point of view. Involves character death and historical methods eg hanging
Butt Ugly Martians - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Complete
Slave by Tony Dimera reviews
Mike and Angie are getting ready to go on their first date with each other. But Damage's latest plot could not only destroy their plans, but also destroy Mike's mind, and force Mike into being a slave to the Martian empire for the rest of his life.
Butt Ugly Martians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2005
Happy Birthday, Inuyasha! by BadLlama1114 reviews
Suprises! Suspense! Styrafoam...! What happens when Kagome decides to throw a suprise birthday party for Inuyasha? Traditional pairings, some fluff, and an overall heartwarming(if I do it right!) story of learning to love. R&R
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/19/2005 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Inuyasha and the Wizard of Hogwarts by The Unnamed Demon reviews
Inu & his friends & enemys are invited to Hogwarts Voldemort & Naraku are one Rin dead Ginny controlled again Inu with twin Sess a dad Sess & Inu work together Kouga with sister Jaken in love Kikyo moved on This is only a few of the many controversies.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,430 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 4/4/2005 - Published: 7/24/2003
The Code of Silence by DesertFlower1 reviews
Leonardo surrenders to the Shredder to spare his brothers lives. Is there anything the others can do to save their leader?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,133 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/20/2005 - Published: 2/14/2005
The Fall of the Clan by Ninjalara reviews
When Splinter’s prejudiced views get in the way of a turtle’s dreams, a chain of related events begins to unfold, slowly threatening the existence of the clan. Can both personal happiness and basic morals be achieved? Complete!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,276 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/19/2005 - Published: 11/16/2004 - Complete
And the world will never know by FinalArc reviews
MewTwo has a conversation with Ash, and realizes that the best way to honor something important, is to be able to say you were there when in happened.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,871 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Complete
Heebie Jeebies by Salvatore Shan NW reviews
Changed the title. It's a Butt Ugly Martians and Jeepers Creepers crossover. Only for people who understand the Martians otherwise it'll be confusing but if you don't, stuff it and go ahead and read!
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/5/2004 - Published: 9/1/2004
Mary Sue by Ninjalara reviews
When a new female turtle enters the lair, Venus must adjust to the fact that she now has some competition. Yet how will she and the boys deal with the other horrors of fanfiction? Completed! Chapter 5 reuploaded due to new rules.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,562 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 16 - Updated: 10/14/2004 - Published: 9/4/2004 - Complete
The Egyptian Prince meets Harry Potter by Bonnie4 reviews
A Harry Potter/Mummies Alive Crossover. Will Presley learn who his is Grandfather? Also learn to live with his new life?
Mummies Alive! - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/1/2004 - Published: 4/20/2003
InuYasha Goes To Hogwarts by Yami-Tenshi-Neko reviews
The InuYasha gang's hunt for the shikon jewel shards are interrupted when they are all invited to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. While they're at school, Naraku joins forces with the evil He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named and his followers. CH 14!
Anime X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,220 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 2/21/2004
The Concrete Prison by Ninjalara reviews
Sequel to 'The Glass Prison'. With Donatello still trapped in captivity, Mike becomes anxious to rescue his brother. Yet how will the turtles deal with Raph's child who will never grow to know their father? Complete.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 123,444 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/9/2004 - Published: 12/15/2003 - Complete
We're Going Where! by Anime Girl23 reviews
DISCONTINUED! The Inu Yasha gang are going to Hogwarts! They meet the Harry Potter gang. What adventures are in store for them? InuKag, MirSan, HHr, RL, DG pairings
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/29/2003 - Published: 6/18/2003
The Dark Cobra Saga by Lozalot reviews
Chapter 2: I'll put a spell on you.... The mummies are called out when Scarab attacks the museum... and put his plan into action... MM slash stuff going on in first and later chappies... you have been 4 warned...
Mummies Alive! - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,143 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/8/2003 - Published: 3/30/2003
The Princess Of Priceless Beauty by GambitsJami reviews
Presley will soon be 13 years old which means this is Scarab's last chance. Can a reincarnated princess put an end to Scarab?
Mummies Alive! - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,183 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/7/2003
The Right Guy by Ninjalara reviews
After Venus breaks up with Mike, Mike decides to save the relationship by buying a pet turtle. But Michelangelo isn't the only one who wants a second chance at love. Completed!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,952 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/27/2003 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Complete
Elemental Guardian SagaCo Writer Sohkarra by Trynia Merin reviews
A new forensic scientist working on mummies for Amanda at the Museum, encounters the mummies and her own destiny as a Guardian wearing St. George's and St. Andrew's armor!
Mummies Alive! - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 91,634 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/27/2003 - Ja-Kal, OC, Rath - Complete
Can't Wash It Away by Ninjalara reviews
Five mutants with the same names as our turtle heroes, realise that they’re not the only ones. But before they can explore, they must save one of their own and liberate their nation. Xover epic. Completed!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 74,420 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/26/2003 - Published: 12/23/2002 - Complete
The DamiaTrynia Chronicles by Trynia Merin reviews
Damia, property of Damia is the fox guardian and she has a secret. Amanda Xrays an ancient mummy to find she's actually a cyborg mummy!
Mummies Alive! - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 56,194 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/19/2003 - OC, Rath - Complete
The Rath of Two Princesses by Trynia Merin reviews
Rath awakens a new mummy to fight an ancient princess, Kara, who wants to take over the world and destroy Prince Rapses
Mummies Alive! - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 47,036 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/19/2003 - Rath, Nefer-Tina, OC - Complete
Numb by love park reviews
What if Rapses and his guardians didn't die in the battle against scarab...
Mummies Alive! - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/7/2003 - Published: 7/22/2003
The Glass Prison by Ninjalara reviews
The turtles are captured and exposed to society. *Completed*
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,261 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/30/2003 - Published: 5/24/2003 - Complete
StarWars meets Teenage Muntant Ninja Turtles by Funky Munky1 reviews
You ever wonder what would happen if the star wars crew and the ninja turtles met? Of course not but oh well.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 4/10/2001
A chance meeting of strangers by amber-goddess reviews
A fic about what would happen if Ja-Kal met up with Presleys mom (Ja-Kal/Amanda)
Mummies Alive! - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,614 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/10/2003 - Published: 5/3/2002
SimTurtles by Ninjalara reviews
After purchasing the ‘Sims Unleashed’, Donatello creates a replica of the turtle household. Will the other turtles agree with Donatello’s little computer simulated world, or will they try to change it? For the sim fans. *Completed*.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,625 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2003 - Complete
Truth's Consequences by Julie Horwitz reviews
A Mummies Alive!Xena: Warrior Princess crossover novel. My vision of how the series could have continued.
Mummies Alive! - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 103,571 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/13/2003 - [Ja-Kal, Nefer-Tina] Tia - Complete
Choices by Lilianna reviews
Presley wonders if he is really important and makes a decision that will affect everyone, including himself. But what will the cost of his decision be? Chapter 9 and the Epologue are here!! Long time I know! *Complete*
Mummies Alive! - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,153 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/6/2003 - Published: 11/15/2001 - Complete
Flight of the Wyvern by Drakena the Destroyer
A stasis pod crashes, and the Predacons have it first. Now the new Predacon is up for mischief and torturing Maximals! Takes place in BW season 2.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,624 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2002 - Rhinox, Rattrap - Complete
The JediDestined by Fiona reviews
[ON PERMINANT HIATUS!]Digimon Star Wars cross-over. First fic I ever started to write so first few chapters short and ropey. Myotismon and Exar Kun join forces to try to destroy the Digidestined and the Jedi.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,286 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/24/2002 - Published: 3/10/2001
Kindred Spirits by Riana Mustang reviews
Nefertina has amnesia and Rath is desperate to help her. A young girl who is a close friend to Presley finds herself swept up into a world far beyond her wildest dreams, and is about to discover a long-kept secret that will change her life forever.
Mummies Alive! - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,000 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/14/2002 - Published: 6/12/2002
The End by Gerentex reviews
2-T, Do-Wah and B-Bop have failed, now they are dead. The Martians have enslaved humanity, can humanity rise against them? Warning: it's a Pro-BUM fic, and it contains character death.
Butt Ugly Martians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2002
The Virus by Kittie1 reviews
Another Butt-Ugly Martians Fic! Angie is struck but a deadly virus! Then Bog attacks! What's worse?! Boy, those flamers out there must be REAL pyro's!
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,528 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/4/2002
The Newest Guardian by Raikana Sakaro reviews
Yet another original character guardian, but this one is not a mummy. This is my first story and the chapters should come out pretty quickly. I don't know what else I can say that won't give the story away.
Mummies Alive! - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,173 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 12/28/2001 - Published: 12/18/2001
Digimummies by Celestra reviews
A DigimonMummies Alive crossover. Scarab sends the mummies to an alternate world so that Presley's unprotected, but he doesn't count on Presley also being sent along with them. And as fate would have it, the Digiworld is about to get an Egyptian twist...
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,098 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/19/2001 - Published: 8/9/2001
Mendeleer, Teachers, and Dancing Mummies by tigereve920 reviews
Presley is now in high school and has to face the rigorous courses it has to offer...and then some!
Mummies Alive! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/2/2001
Gone by tigereve920 reviews
They lose one of their own in battle. The tragedy causes a mummy to experience deep regret and lamentation.
Mummies Alive! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/29/2001
To Fall by Gohanzgirl reviews
contains mentioning of Rape the censor rating has gone up. This fic is about nosedive.
Mighty Ducks - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,408 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 8/21/2001 - Published: 6/14/2001 - Nosedive - Complete
Anniversary by tigereve920 reviews
Angst. Vignette. Ja-Kal has a few drinks... R&R!
Mummies Alive! - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,362 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/11/2001
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Storms of past memories
storms can be scary and may bring up old and bad memories can come bad to haunt you if you let it. Sorry I'm terrible with summaries. This is a triple crossover between assassin's creed, mummies alive and harry potter. Its not the greatest and my translator is not the greatest.
Crossover - Mummies Alive! & Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Published: 2/9
The Mummified Creed reviews
A four year born in the middle of a hidden war, will have to make a choice. That choice will determine his future. This is a crossover between Assassin's Creed and Mummies alive. Rate T just to be safe
Mummies Alive! - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Presley Carnovan
Transformer with a soul? reviews
This is my first Transformer/FMA crossover. Its about an alchemist who sudenly finds himself in a a whole new world and not remembering anything. Not knowing how or when it happened. Rate T just to be safe. hope you enjoy.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,626 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Ironhide
New story same as the first reviews
A child so young, so full of life one day, dead the next and no one but four mysteries people who disappeared never to be seen again until now. Rate t just to be safe.
Mummies Alive! - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009
Old Enemys, New Friends reviews
I know the title sounds kinda corny, but it was all I could come up with. Its a triple cross-over between Harry Potter, Star Wars and BUM hope you like. Rate T just in case.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Butt Ugly Martians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/2/2008