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Author has written 72 stories for Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Office, His Dark Materials, Bible, Misc. Books, Shakespeare, Little Women, Alexander, A Separate Peace, Charles Dickens, House, M.D., Homer, and Prince of Egypt.

Thanks for stopping by! I hope you find something here that you like. I've written for lots of fandoms, but mostly Harry Potter. A lot of my stuff is Harry/Draco or James/Sirius, but by no means all of it; I have plenty of other pairings as well. I would love to hear from you; send me a message or review and let me know what you think!

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I'm Sorry, Master by Smenzer reviews
A funny story where Anakin is a vampire and Obi-Wan tries to deal with this odd problem. If you like "Pranks" you'll like this.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,809 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 10/27/2004 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker
Caetera Desunt by orphanaccount1987 reviews
Doc can't help but propel himself toward chaos, and this is no exception.
Tombstone - Rated: T - English - Drama/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Complete
Through Victory's Lens by Disco-Sadistic reviews
"You eventually do make it into the history books, but you're remembered for all the wrong things." A ficlet about the way history compresses lives into footnotes. RL/RB.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Regulus B., Remus L. - Complete
Six Months in a Leaky Boat by MopCat reviews
"Regulus is two months away from seventeen when he plans his own death." Remus/Regulus
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Regulus B., Remus L. - Complete
This is Not Babysitting by Alsike reviews
Stacey comes home to Stoneybrook when her life is falling apart. The people she's left behind are ready to comfort her. But Charlotte Johanssen doesn't need a babysitter anymore.
Baby Sitters Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,595 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Stacey M., Charlotte J. - Complete
Dear DA Diary by Ginnypotter87 reviews
What happens when Hermione makes up an idea for a diary? Read on, and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Hermione G., Ginny W.
Lake Effect Snow by cathedral carver reviews
Wait for me. Just a few more years. Written for the 2010 Mini Fest.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
My Brother's Keeper by emsana reviews
Will eventually be Percy Weasley / Oliver Wood with any luck. Fred and George Weasley speculate as to their brother's relationship with their Keeper in letters to Charlie.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,541 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Complete
Judas Has a Song Stuck in His Head by Jayne Foyer reviews
It's "Womanizer".
Bible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Complete
Fleur Delacour's Year of Living Dangerously by Femme Teriyaki reviews
The Life, Times, Loves, and Lusts of Fleur Delacour via her private diary. After being Americanized, Mugglefied, & seduced by MTV, can Fleur ever get back to normal? No... but it'll be fun watching her try...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 168,923 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Draco the Cowardly Lion by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, AU, crackfic. When Draco gets Sorted into Gryffindor, everything changes. For the, uh, for the better? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,783 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 157 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Haunting by Sara's Girl reviews
As Theo Nott’s study partner, Harry finds out more than he ever wanted to know about Slytherin traditions. HPDM slash. Harry/Theo friendship. Ridiculous, silly fluff. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,852 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 1,463 - Follows: 229 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bunnies by Wykked As Syn reviews
The plot bunny hit me. Literally. Thus creating a cute little drabble about Bunny!Harry and Bunny!Draco. They go frolicking in the meadows and Bunny!Harry gets hurt. What will Bunny!Draco do? Read to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Online by Wykked As Syn reviews
See, MSN is a wonderful thing. Probably the most magnificent thing since the creation of the internet. But, with something wonderful comes something dangerous. Just ask Draco…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Why Harry Should Not Let Draco Read Muggle by Lomonaaeren reviews
Full title: 'Why Harry Should Not Let Draco Read Muggle Literature.' HPDM. Harry thought it was a good thing when Draco started showing an interest in Muggle culture. Ha. Oneshot, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 70 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Dogfather by scared-of-mimes reviews
Alternate Universe, Harry is abandoned by the Dursleys when he was a baby and is adopted by a muggle family. He has a relitavely normal and happy life until his family adopts a certain black dog. Rated for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 53,045 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 2/8/2005
A Very Young Girl's Record of Her Own Impressions by Eggo Waffles reviews
Ariana Dumbledore shares her thoughts on Oscar Wilde, Nietzsche, and Gellert Grindelwald's bum. AberforthGoat, AlbusGellert, onesided ElphiasAlbus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,632 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Albus D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Nurmengard by Eggo Waffles reviews
Harry thought the conversation was getting needlessly tangential, and decided that the quickest way to remedy this was by speaking in capital letters. BUT WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH GRINDELWALD?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Albus D., Hermione G. - Complete
The Family He Intended by SuperKateB reviews
Jack Connors always wanted to be part of the Finch family, despite what his sister had to say about it. He just never realized how much of a Finch he would become. Uncle JackAtticus. Slash.
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Complete
The Self Made Man by bloodsucking-llama reviews
It’s 1895, and in the Victorian society Charles Dickens and Oscar Wilde existed in, Harry works hard to rise in society. When Draco ruins Harry's status, a battle of societies begins. HPDM slash, AU. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,747 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Many OOC Faces of a Certain Jack Sparrow by Spoofmaster reviews
It's back! Ever get tired of seeing authors write Jack two dimensionally because they can't grasp more than one facet of his character? Then this story is for you! Watch Jack go wildly out of character for your amusement! Chapter 24: Infatuated!Jack
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 25,660 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 10/29/2004
An Ode to Jim Halpert by piratingelvenpyro reviews
Some Iambic pentameter dedicated to that loveable sales rep!
Office - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Complete
Differences of the Worldly Kind by Lover of Angelus reviews
You were young and stupid and reckless when you first met Doc Holliday. Doc x Wyatt SLASH
Tombstone - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Complete
The Importance of Being Irish by fictionalcandie reviews
How do you have fun on St. Patrick's day if you're two blokes by yourselves, not Irish, and not even Muggles? Sirius and James have a plan, and they've made a LIST... Lily and Remus are, well, a bit concerned. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,524 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Lily Evans P., Remus L. - Complete
Your Heart Was a Couch With No Cushions by teresa reviews
When a challenge is issued to all of the student body, life at Hogwarts becomes completely chaotic as everyone attempts to either come out on top, or at least escape unscathed as potions and hexes run rampant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,431 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Unseen by unfold reviews
A series of moments we didn't get to see in the actual episode. PamJim. Updated! Spoilers for Business School.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 15,161 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/17/2007 - Published: 7/8/2006
TERRIBLE Event! by jennifer snape reviews
Everyone's reactions when a TERRIBLE event occurs.... Featuring Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco, Snape, Gilderoy and more!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Pulling Pigtails by Prince Edwin reviews
Harry's been avoiding Draco this year, tired of the fighting. When Draco finally corners him, Harry realises just why Draco's been teasing him for all of these years, and suddenly it's not just fighting he has to put up with. SLASH! Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,489 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 1,218 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Betrayal by ms james potter reviews
.'This is killing you,' his conscience would say. 'But some things are worth dying for..' SiriusLily[oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Not Friends by rainwater tears reviews
They just work together. Jim, Ryan, Pam, Angela, Stanley, Phyllis, Meredith, Michael, Toby with slight hints of shippiness.
Office - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Complete
Colours by Veil of Shadows reviews
On the day her mother died, the sky had been a bright cheerful blue... [HarryxGinnyxLuna]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Luna L., Ginny W. - Complete
This Life With Me by shannanagin reviews
An everyday love story.
Office - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 69,748 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Complete
Kiss the Cook by justanormalgirl357 reviews
Harry, Ron, and Hermione take cooking classes over the summer after fifth year. Draco starts thinking for himself, which doesn‘t go over well. Cooking, fire, loos, kisses, betrayal, and secrets. HarryDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,851 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
50 Ways to Leave Your Lover by loveleee reviews
Just get yourself free.
Office - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Complete
The Smarter Choice by Bonjour Bonito reviews
The fact that she was even drawn to a renowned playboy was bad enough. Of course, falling in love with him was a different matter entirely...Drabble. LisaWill.
Fresh Prince of Bel Air - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Complete
Ephemera by the quintessence of wyrd reviews
Glimpses into how Draco's relationship with Luna progresses. Post HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
The Happiest Day of Your Life by fictionalcandie reviews
The happiest day of a person's life is supposedly their wedding day.... but what about your best friend's wedding day? [Oneshot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Attack of the Lava and Other Poems by Anakin McFly reviews
Anakin Skywalker burnt by lava... English Language avenges itself on Yoda... the Bunsen burner strikes back... Star Wars poetry standards die... Limerick attack! And more. UPDATED
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/16/2006 - Published: 5/24/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
Lady Stardust by Captain Oz reviews
Just a series of firsts. First time I've tried a RBSS. Also one sided SSSB, mention of SBRL, and RBRL. How Regulus got someone to join the Dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Regulus B., Severus S. - Complete
Foundation by unfold reviews
Pam and Jim from the beginning. 'This is how it starts.'
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Complete
Filmmaker's Notes by Heath07 reviews
A fic from the documentary filmmaker's POV. JimPam centric.
Office - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Complete
Regulus and his stupid brother by misgiving reviews
Sirius tries to reach out to his brother but finds it hard and his brother doesn't want to be reached. At all. [Christmas 1975] [ one shot ]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Regulus B., Sirius B. - Complete
Forgotten, Claimed, and Unforgiven by ClemensCybele reviews
Regulus is forgotten, Bellatrix is claimed, and Sirius is unforgiven. Three 100 word drabbles about the Blacks, inspired by DeepDownSlytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Regulus B., Sirius B. - Complete
Restless Thoughts by graywords-girl reviews
They moved to their own beat. While everyone else was doing the Waltz, they were doing the Tango,' JackChloe. Some characterization mixed with mindless fluff. Oneshot for now
24 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Complete
Lullaby by LesserKnown reviews
The conversation between James and Sirius after they believe they've found the traitor. OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3724 - Favs: 9,989 - Follows: 2,476 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I Am Afraid of Dr Suess by Aubrieanna NeonBlack reviews
Sirius Black can do anything. Even a 200 point Muggle Studies project in 18 minutes, 15 seconds.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Replacement by Lady Mango reviews
As hundreds gather for the joining of the Evans and Potter family, there is still one who isn't happy with his replacement.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Weather Magic by Ineffabilitea reviews
It's Sam's place, as far as he’s concerned, to do everything in his power to make Frodo happy and give him what he wants. And what Frodo wants, it seems, is snow. Frodo Sam slash. One shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,790 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
In His Eyes by XtinethePirate reviews
In his eyes, I see a gentle glow and that's where I'll be safe, I know. Anakin has always been able to tell what his Master is thinking, just by the look in those perfect blue eyes....AnakinObiWan, rated for content.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Hold all of me by Rutherinahobbit reviews
Sirius runs from his home and his mother, James comforts him as best he can. non explicit SBxJP. Story's better than the summary. This is male on male ie slash if you don't like that, don't read this. Description of nasty child abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
ObiWan's Worst Memory by DreamingByDay reviews
After a drunken night, ObiWan drags his Padawan into a tattoo and piercing parlor...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
The Emperor of Slytherin by Smenzer reviews
There's a new student at Hogwarts and it's Emperor Palpatine from Star Wars! Will Draco be able to keep Slytherin House under his control? Will Palpy be able to fly a broom or brew a potion? This is a comedy! Lord Vader has now arrived at Hogwarts!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,356 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/17/2006 - Published: 5/13/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Penpals by Smenzer reviews
Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader start writing letters to each other, unaware of who the other really is.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 98,865 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 4/13/2004 - Darth Vader, Luke S.
Of Frosting and Sprinkles by KissThis reviews
[Drabble] CD x HP A chance encounter in the kitchens the night of the Yule Ball. Christmastime fluff for the two Champions. [includes: christmas cookies and boys in white oxfords]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,318 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 59 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Cedric D., Harry P. - Complete
Fishing by marauder4ever reviews
My version of what happened when Sirius fell through the veil.Oneshot. Read and Review Please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Far Faster Than Years by Willa Mitty reviews
Of all the things that can age a man, time is far from the greatest . . . on a quiet Tatooine night, ObiWan considers the loss of his brother. Set InterTrilogy. Brotherly mushiness, but NO SLASH!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 12/11/2005 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
An Honest Elf by meganichan04 reviews
Ever wanted an insider's opinion on the Fellowship? Legolas tries to tell it like it is, by way of his journal. Legolas' pov
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,970 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/26/2005 - Published: 10/25/2005 - Legolas - Complete
Love's a Mystery by Butterfly Wishes reviews
When Harry and Hermione reveal their secret relationship, Ron's a little upset. He runs off to hide in the Room of Requirement. Who should find him but Miss Lovegood herself?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Ron W., Luna L. - Complete
Attack of the Killer SoySauce by LookIt'saProngs reviews
A nonsense, oneshot story about what happens when Lily leaves James and Sirius alone to put the groceries away. Inspired by a true story. Cowritten with PerfectlySirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2005 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Babysitting Harry by Two Drunk Elves reviews
Lily and James went out, leaving Sirius to babysit. Was that REALLY the wisest choice...?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Smile by Lea Woods reviews
A mysterious note appears, making Percy question nearly everything. Ultimately though, the answer to his questions is staring him in the face, and he can't help but take a second look...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Percy W., Oliver W.
Happy Hunting by Erestor reviews
Aragorn and Legolas go hunting and unsurprisingly don't return. But who will save them? Lord Elrond is running out of options.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Elrond - Complete
Trapped Angels by XtinethePirate reviews
Post ROTS, Obiangst. An imprisoned angel with broken wings, Obiwan returns to Tatooine in the charge of his greatest hope for redemption, and the echo of his worst failure.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,866 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/22/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Hey Dad by Lady Jaye1 reviews
Han goes where no father should NEVER ever go. WARNING: Hanness, blackmail, language, slight sexual innuendos, possible extortion... COMPLETE
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,206 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Han S., Luke S. - Complete
Severance by Citizenjess reviews
Anakin is Knighted. Takes place between Episodes II and III. Implied slash.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Missing Piece by m00shrum reviews
Anakin uses ObiWan's poor health as an excuse to remain on Coruscant with Padmé. But when Chancellor Palpatine hints to Anakin that ObiWan may have secrets of his own, Anakin can't help but become intrigued by certain disturbing aspects of his master.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,926 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/19/2005 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
Tainted Blade by BlueSaber reviews
Obi Wan's thoughts on a certain lightsaber, shortly before he takes Luke under his wing.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Waterlogged by Daishiko reviews
The lonley, tragic life of the Giant Squid and its quest for love. [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Chimeran Dreams by Trinity Day reviews
Anakin and Padmé take some time to dream about their future and their new family. A RotS missing scene.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Driven Out of My Eden by Juliet316 2000 reviews
Darth Vader muses on all he threw away Post ROTS, pre ESB. Vignette
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Darth Vader - Complete
Harry Potter and the Nerd's Rock Collection by Big Man Bryan reviews
Parody of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. MPAA rating: PG13
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,391 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/2/2005 - Published: 2/10/2005
The Romantic Sagas of Sirius Orion Black by elvencherry07 reviews
After the events of HBP, Sirius sulks and tries to find a new soulmate in what proves to be a sad, futile, but nevertheless pretty funny search. Slash nothing graphic and HBP spoilers!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Becoming by Voldy's pink teddy reviews
AU:The New Republic doesn't believe in executions. There are exceptions to every rule. It's no more than Anakin expected, however, and as he reflects in the last moments of his life, he can't bring himself to be bitter or to hate. He only wants to see her
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Darth Vader - Complete
May the Best Jedi Win by SireenC reviews
This is a purely humor fic that was written by me and my little sister. ObiWan, Anakin, Mace, and Yoda decide to have a contest of the unusual variety...And ObiWan will do anything to win. Will it cost him his sanity?
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,251 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 6/14/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker
Keep Falling Down by agentjedi reviews
What would you do if you could live your life over again, starting at the point where you made your biggest mistake? Anakin Skywalker is about to find out. SPOILERS for RotS. COMPLETE!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,028 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/6/2005 - Published: 1/19/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Round and Round the Love Circle by darthsangels reviews
Everyone is in love with someone else! Will anyone find true love?
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
Growing Pains by The Kitty-kitty reviews
When Sirius finds his hair is falling out, one of his worst nightmares, the Order gather round to offer advice - or drive him up the wall. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Remember Anakin by Jedi-Keliam-Kenobi reviews
Remember Anakin, remember...
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2005
Of Teacups and Rats Candles and Books by Madi Holmes reviews
Fall, 1979. The Potter couple visit the Dursley family for lunch. James gets to meet his brother-in-law for the first time, while Lily and Petunia have a heart-to-heart about their past and possible future and the consequences of the present.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,272 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/14/2005
Terminology by Andreas K N reviews
Draco learns what homosexual means, and that heterosexual isn't the insult he'd thought it was. And this ... complicates matters. (HD SLASH)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,944 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/29/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Beauty Is Only Skin Deep by quiffed reviews
Sirius is a bit effed up. And Remus is more desirable than anyone would have thought... Set around the time of Goblet Of Fire. You have been warned: Incest. Sorry!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Published: 11/28/2004 - Sirius B., N. Tonks
Power by Rosie26 reviews
Faramir's new found power means trouble for Denethor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Faramir, Boromir
He's Passed by Iorhael reviews
Sam and Rosie cope with the absence of Frodo at Bag End.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,637 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/9/2004 - Frodo B.
The Quality of Mercy by Mundungus42 reviews
Norrington & Co. are courtmartialed for the loss of the Interceptor. The penalty for negligence is death by hanging, and the Admiral has it in for Norrington. Fortunately, Jack still owes him for one escape. Save Norrington challenge winner!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,179 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/4/2004 - Complete
With Tongue by aggiemuggle reviews
Sirius has a first date, but he's not up to speed on his kissing techniques. It's a good thing he has a friend as loyal as James to help him figure things out, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/26/2004 - James P., Sirius B.
New Arrival by The Kitty-kitty reviews
Having cooked in Grimmauld Place’s out-dated kitchen for months, Molly Weasley decides it needs something… sadly, though, not everyone agrees (one-shot)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
James's Story by Sniffles 55 reviews
As told by Sirius
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Giggles in the Dark by Balrog Pimp reviews
A playful tickle ficlet that I felt I needed to write to lighten my previous writings. Whilst in Moria Aragorn discovers a secret about Boromir and wins a somewhat different victory over him to get his Steward to open up to him.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2004 - Aragorn, Boromir - Complete
Stigma by Rainy D reviews
It appears our elusive bird has flown again. (slash)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,996 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/5/2004
A Strange Ghost Indeed by Fennelseed reviews
(SLASH. Now finished.) Frodo buys a book of Elven artwork, only to find it comes with the ghost of a voyeuristic girl. How inconvenient.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,615 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/1/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Pigtails by Persnickety reviews
“I am completely horrified right now,” Draco responded blandly. “And strangely intrigued...” The ever popular scenario: Veritaserum in the Potions Lab. Slash themes. Humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,809 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 3/17/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Salt Up The Stem by belle-epave reviews
Norrington & Jack & Elizabeth for the Norrington Ficathon
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/13/2004
Differing Beauty by AlexandraLeaving reviews
SLASH - Sirius gets cold at Christmas...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2003 - Sirius B., James P.
Elf Envy by Baylor reviews
or It's Hard When You're Three-Foot-Six.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/21/2003 - Legolas, Peregrin T.
One Day's Head Start by Saahira reviews
Jack and Norrington stranded on an island. Not Slash, but very personal.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,566 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/22/2003
Comfort by Jehan's Muse reviews
Jack and Norrington, captured by pirates, somehow end up in the same jail cell, and slash ensues. Sadly lacking in the plot department, I'm afraid.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2003
Spell It Out by Juliane reviews
A series of "name drabbles," detailing a brief, sorry love saga between James, Sirius, Remus, and Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/16/2003 - James P., Sirius B.
Symphonie Fantastique by Cedar reviews
For years he watched his friends, so graceful in their talents. For years, the enemy watched him, and Peter Pettigrew's seduction into Voldemort's service began.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,661 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/14/2002 - Published: 9/17/2002 - James P., Peter P. - Complete
Iscariot by Cedar reviews
A dream. A betrayal. A bribe. The cost.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/8/2002 - James P., Peter P. - Complete
The Plan by Curley Green reviews
In the midst of war, James's marriage is ending, but he has a plan to make it through. James/Lily mentioned. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/27/2002 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Decisions by Lynn Wilson reviews
*shakes head* Short Jesus/Pilate slash thing. Real Weird and angsty.
Bible - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2002
Old Wounds by Epona reviews
It's October 6 in the Shire. Frodo's old wounds are acting up. Sam can help. Slash (Frodo/Sam).
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Published: 3/13/2002 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Out of the closet, into the frying pan. by Cairnsy reviews
Percy decides to come out to his family. Slightly slashy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 55 - Published: 1/3/2001
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like a thread of scarlet reviews
Sleekeazy's Super Shine Hair Potion to take the oil from her hair, Perpetual Pinch and Primp so her cheeks wouldn't be so flat and colorless, three dozen different tubes of Littleton's Lifelong Lipstain: this is the collection of makeup that Pansy has been building up ever since she turned thirteen and grew so rapidly she ended up with stretchmarks. Pansy/Padma, PP/DM, PP/OFC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2016 - Draco M., Pansy P., Padma P.
Summer Cadence reviews
Luna is a Ravenclaw, through and through. And in the end, falling in love with Ginny Weasley is an accident of academia. Luna finds nothing is unendurable. Luna/Ginny femmeslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
Unavoidable Burns reviews
He lets the sleeve of his robe slide up a little, past his elbow, and Remus sees his wrist. Regulus takes the Dark Mark, but Remus cannot kill him. Regulus/Remus slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Regulus B., Remus L. - Complete
The Study of Flight reviews
Or, how Hermione found the ground. Hermione/Viktor, EWE, fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Hermione G., Viktor K. - Complete
The Great Hogwarts Veela Hunt reviews
Harry's convinced Draco Malfoy is a Veela. Why else would Harry find himself suddenly attracted to Malfoy? Ron and Hermione are convinced Harry's bonkers, and do their best to prevent any damage. But when the DA gets involved, things start to go awry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,177 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Nigh Upon Thee reviews
They tell her that Colin died in battle, but she never even knew there was a war. Colin Creevey's mother mourns her son, and the part of his life that she never knew.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Colin C., Dennis C. - Complete
Cherry Difference reviews
When she tells him, he seems to take it as a personal affront. Hermione and Ginny fall in love with each other, and out of love with people they never wanted to hurt. Femmeslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
The Flood reviews
As the waters of the Nile rise, Rameses is filled with dread. He is tormented by dreams of the gods, but prayer offers him no respite. Moses notices and tries to comfort him. Slash, Rameses/Moses.
Prince of Egypt - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Complete
Vine in Thy Blood reviews
She does not know, until she clutches her son to her chest and weaves her hand through his hair, what she will do for him. Narcissa, Molly, Alice Longbottom, Bellatrix, Walburga Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Bellatrix L., Narcissa M. - Complete
Was Blind But Now reviews
To Patroclus, Achilles has never seemed quite human. He is, as he proves the night they are to leave for Troy.
Homer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Complete
The Society for the Admiration of Harry Potter reviews
Draco is innocently wandering the corridors when he stumbles on a meeting of an underground Harry Potter fan club, and recruited into it against his will. However, he soon realizes he doesn't mind some aspects of the club...such as spying on Potter. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,828 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Glory Be reviews
When Dean slips into bed, fastidiously ignoring the cold place where Seamus should be, he feels he is missing something important. It's hard being in love when you can't even look each other in the eye. DeanSeamus slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
And Weren't We Both Fooling Each Other reviews
Remus wishes, sometimes, that it were Sirius, an infinitely simpler creature. But Regulus breathes into his ear, hot and melting on his neck, and his mouth is wet on Remus’ unshaven cheek and in the end Remus doesn't have a choice at all. RegulusRemus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Remus L., Regulus B. - Complete
A Boy and His Dog reviews
House settles a bet about Wilson, and winds up with dinner plans in the process. HouseWilson slash, fluff.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/12/2007 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Temporary Allies reviews
James has never been able to say no to Sirius. This time, he isn't even sure if he wants to. SBJP slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Leaves of Yellow, Skin of Blue reviews
Luna stops in the middle of the yard and lies on her back, playing idly with a mushroom sprung out of the ground. And because the ground looks softer than her bed, and because she is tired, Hermione sinks down beside her. LunaHermione femmeslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
A Faithful Attendant reviews
[Great Expectations] After Pip's arms are burnt at Miss Havisham's, it's up to Herbert to care for his friend. Pip has never had a better nurse. PipHerbert slash.
Charles Dickens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Complete
Ferris Wheel Lights reviews
Gene and Finny sneak out of school at the beginning of the Summer Session to go to a nearby carnival, and have an interesting time on some of the rides. FinnyGene slash.
A Separate Peace - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2007 - Complete
Unringing the Bell reviews
Draco's been known to stretch the truth, but this time he goes too far: the whole school thinks he's dating Harry Potter. Harry tries to quash the rumors, Hermione counsels him on his sexuality, and he might just have the teeniest crush on Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,835 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 54 - Published: 4/14/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Like a Cocoon reviews
Luna imagines that everyone falls in love with their best friend, at least a little. She just happened to fall a bit harder than most. Of course, that was mostly because her best friend was Ginny Weasley. GinnyLuna femmeslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Luna L., Ginny W. - Complete
Scaly Sleeves reviews
Harry goes to stay with Charlie Weasley after the war is over, and the two develop an unlikely friendship...and more. HarryCharlie slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 57 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Charlie W., Harry P. - Complete
Window Popping reviews
Finny convinces a seemingly reluctant Gene to break the rules for once, and is happily rewarded for his endeavor. FinnyGene slash.
A Separate Peace - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Complete
Shantih shantih shantih reviews
James’ arms are warm, even if his feet aren’t, and the rhythm of his breathing is the lullaby that Sirius has been sleeping to since he was eleven. He wills time to stop, to let him remain thirteen in this moment forever. SBJP slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
A Copious Amount of Hair Gel reviews
Draco is in the midst of a hair crisis, and Harry is completely in the dark as to what all that hair stuff is, anyway. That doesn't mean he's above manipulating it to get his own way... HD slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Meaning Absolutely Nothing reviews
He almost never winces anymore when James pats his back or brushes his palm And he stops dreaming and wondering about those small intimate gestures that might, maybe, mean something, but never do. Unrequited SiriusJames
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Puppy Love, or, James is Twitterpated reviews
James thinks Sirius is completely adorable. As a puppy, of course. Remus is suspicious, and Sirius is itchy. SiriusJames slash. Fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/8/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
This is Not Jealousy reviews
Lily feels like she and Sirius are in some kind of competion over James. She also feels like she's losing. Implied slash, SBJP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
The Appeal of Painting with Sirius reviews
Lily watches James painting with Sirius, and sees things that she rather wouldn't. JamesSirius slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/5/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
An Invitation to Stop Waiting reviews
Jim's never lived alone, but he’s already drunk and heartbroken and maybe dead but he gets drunker and less heartbroken as the night wears on and it seems like a fair tradeoff. JimMark, JAM.
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Complete
Nectar Tastes Like Moonlight reviews
She lies beside him among the flowers and tries to remember a time when she wanted to do anything other than sleep. War changes everything. HL, rating for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Nebulous and Ephemeral reviews
Draco thinks that Luna Lovegood can't possibly be from this planet. Maybe that's a good thing. DracoLuna.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Countdown to Infinity reviews
Sirius Black and James Potter become friends in less than a minute. It takes him considerably longer to become anything more. SBJP slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
A Watched Clock Sneaks Up reviews
Hermione waits to grow up and fall in love, but love comes to her instead. There'll be no avoiding it, this time! RHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Rubato reviews
All struggles end whether with a final, dramatic swoop or with a slow, gasping death. Alexander fights one last, unwinnable struggle against death. AlexanderHephaestion slash.
Alexander - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Complete
An Awful Lot Like Love reviews
Draco Malfoy's grocery shopping is interrupted by a lonely Harry Potter. And, as they soon discover, loneliness can warp your sense of time and reason. HD slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Five Rules Never Intended to Break reviews
Draco Malfoy doesn't need something as plebian as rules, especially when the rules are set down by Harry Potter! So he breaks them, one after another. HD slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Two Roads Diverged reviews
Laurie spends so much time these days pretending that he doesn't love Jo March. Choices have been made, and it's too late to go back. Isn't it? Laurie, for one, always believes in second chances. LaurieJo.
Little Women - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
Too Old for Snow Forts reviews
Sirius Black loves snow, and he loves James even more. Snow fort building is a good way to spend a snowy afternoon. SBJP slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Nothing in Common reviews
As far as everyone can see, Percy Weasley and Oliver Wood have absolutely nothing in common. But that's not exactly true, as Percy can attest.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Percy W., Oliver W. - Complete
One of Two reviews
Draco is not in love with Luna Lovegood. So why can't he help staring at her? Maybe it's her eyes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/26/2006 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Surveys reviews
In the end, Dean gained his first friend at Hogwarts not through his sparkling wit or chaming personality, but because of a survey. DeanSeamus slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/25/2006 - Dean T., Seamus F. - Complete
Stars and Trees Our Witnesses reviews
R&J. Romeo is not entirely alone as long as he has Mercutio beside him. RomeoMercutio slash.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Complete
Rarely, if Ever reviews
Draco has always been his father's son. But Lucius is in Azkaban, and it's time for Draco to find his own path. He and Harry Potter are more alike than he would have thought. HD slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,765 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Things to Come reviews
The soul of Jonathan was knit with the soul of David, and Jonathan loved him as his own soul. DavidJonathan slash.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,535 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/10/2006 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Complete
Marshmallows and Rights reviews
The Chosen, ReuvenDanny slash. Danny has been learning some new things at Colombia and Reuven can't quite bring himself to object.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
Triopoloy reviews
Hermione finds it hard to be alone. She needs them both, and two plus one just isn't the same as three together. HHrR trioship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,941 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Middle Names reviews
Jim's more than a little bothered that he can't remember Dwight's middle name, and that he never got the chance to know Pam's. Written after The Coup.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Complete
What Friends Do reviews
Sirius Black loves through undying devotion and unwavering loyalty, through childlike trust and bravery that far exceeds his years. Sirius Black is in love with James Potter. SBJP slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,830 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/26/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Jesus and Judas in the Garden reviews
Jesus and Judas are having relationship Problems with a capital P. Watch as this one turns into a crucifiction that spawns a religion. JesusJudas slash, parody. Not meant to be taken seriously, don't read if you can't handle.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Complete
Purely Theoretical reviews
Sirius Black was, in fact, a rather attractive person. From a purely objective standpoint, of course. Slash, SiriusJames. Fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Sometimes Left reviews
He always keeps his eyes open when they kiss. If he doesn't, it's too easy to forget who he's touching, to call out the wrong name. HPDM, slight HPGW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Peaches reviews
The only food Harry has in his cupboard are cans of peaches and Draco is having nightmares filled with green light. HD slash, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,997 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Brief Pausings reviews
Peter has some things to take care of before he can become Secret Keeper.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Peter P., Harry P. - Complete
After the War reviews
Sirius and the three most important people in his life dream of life after the war. SR slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
1,200 Nights of Sirius and James reviews
Sirius wanted to tell James exactly how he felt, but in the end it was only under the cover of darkness that either of them was brave enough to say anything at all. SBJP slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Reclaimed reviews
ObiWan raises Luke and Leia on Tatooine. Ten years to the day after the fall of the Empire, things go horribly wrong and their peaceful existence is shattered forever.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,034 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/20/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Darth Vader
Beautiful Dreamer reviews
Jim dreams of having a life with Pam, but dreams are only dreams, and he knows she doesn’t believe in dreams anymore. Fluffy Jam.
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Complete
Utterly Inevitable reviews
It was odd they'd become friends. It was stranger still they'd stayed friends. By that point, the only predictable thing about Sirius and James' friendship was that they would become more than friends...SBJP slash, oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Purifying reviews
Sometimes she wishes he was dead, but death is peaceful, and Sirius has never been peaceful. Sirius's mother and Regulus empty the house of any trace of him just a week after he runs away.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Regulus B., Sirius B. - Complete
Reminders reviews
Pam loves these little reminders she's made the right choice. Jim and Pam are in Australia, but Pam is thinking of Scranton late at night. Fluffy JAM.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Complete
On Bravery reviews
Regulus is the only one who can see his brother for what he really is. Months after Sirius runs away, the two brothers meet for a game of Quidditch. Speaking your mind is harder than it sounds...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
Birthday Girl reviews
When Pam was little, her cousin Alice had told her that everybody in the world was doomed to have at least one failed birthday. Pam thinks that maybe hers is today. PamJim.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Complete
Untangled reviews
Lyra didn't expect that she would grow so far from Will that even her memories of him would fade and their time together would seem so unreal. But she has, and she wonders why it doesn't hurt.
His Dark Materials - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Complete
Ten Yards reviews
The ten yards down the aisle to Roy seem too short for Pam. She realizes that in all her dreams for the future, actually walking down the aisle is the one thing she's never considered. JimPam
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Complete
Executioner reviews
Peter pays the Potter home one last visit, and is given the one thing he has never wanted to have. They trusted him. And he wishes that they didn't, because it means he cannot trust himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Peter P., James P. - Complete
Empty Kisses reviews
Remus Lupin wants nothing more than make those around him be happy...even if it means sacrificing his own happiness. NTRL, implied RLSB.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Remus L., Hermione G. - Complete
Three Years reviews
Regulus and Sirius were best friends. They did everything together. How can different loyalties tear them apart? Regulus would do anything to get his brother back, but Sirius is gone too far. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,618 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
Plummet reviews
Hermione knew the war was going badly, but she never expected it to come to this. Trying to talk a despairing Harry out of suicide, she begins to wonder if he's right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Not Anymore reviews
Sirius Black is sixteen, to old to be comforted, too old to need comforting. And he has been since he was eleven years old. A sopping Sirius arrives on the Potter doorstep seeking shelter in a world that will not take him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Cut Off reviews
“I see no need to prolong my suffering,” Frodo whispered with a bitter smile, “it is quality of life I am looking for, not quantity. My days will be better spent here.” AU, Friendship Frodo and Sam.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
Take Me Home, Brother reviews
After Obi Wan rescues him from certain death on Mustafar, Anakin tries to find his way back into the light. But the path is shaky. In the midst of espionage, where do his true loyalties lie? Anakin, ObiWan, Padme, Palpatine, twins, QuiGon, and Yoda.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 27 - Words: 50,941 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Many Views of Death reviews
Obi Wan is asked a painful question, and finds he's been lying to himself for a very long time.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker
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