Isabela Puccini
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Joined 09-10-04, id: 669520
Author has written 5 stories for Chocolat, From Hell, Pirates of the Caribbean, Misc. Movies, and Secret Window.

Okay. Now that I have the time I've decided that it could be good for me to update this. Again.

Favorite Quote: "We can't all write about flowers and happy stuff." -James Hetfield

Favorite Song: "Magic Carpet Ride," Steppenwolf..

The List:

1. Johnny Depp
2. Dustin Hoffman
3. John Cusack
4. Kevin Spacey
5. John Cleese
6. Mel Gibson
7. Al Pacino
8. Clint Eastwood
9. Sean Connery
10. Orlando Bloom

The Films:

Contact

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Waking Life

American Psycho

The Usual Suspects

Identity

Sleepless in Seattle

Secret Window

The Shawshank Redemption

The Hours

The Quiet Man

Benny and Joon

Pulp Fiction

The Blues Brothers

Con Air

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

Chocolat

Grosse Pointe Blank

Once Upon a Time in Mexico

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Hook

Finding Neverland

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Mystic River

And I'm done. Jolly good.

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Of Heaven and Hell by Leanan Sidhe reviews
(From Hell) I go back to the days of Rip's last murders and save abberline's sorry little tush. Chaos ensues, party life at the Ten Bells, warding off freaky deaky freemasons, and trying like hell not to fall in love.
From Hell - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,619 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/9/2006 - Published: 1/16/2004
Fractured Secrets by Neon Daisies reviews
What happens when strange murders start occuring at Briar Ridge Psychiatric hospital? Wouldn't you blame the resident psychotic murderer? Can a fractured psyche be mended?
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 117,856 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 4/16/2004 - Complete
Johnny Survivor by Arenas reviews
It's what happens when a deadbeat fanfic writer takes Johnny Depp characters, becomes influenced by friends and decides to stick them on a desert island together. Lots of madness and fun. Chapter 11 in honor of a belated April Fool's Day.
Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 96,503 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/17/2005 - Published: 9/4/2004
Borderline by Anarkitty reviews
For a brief moment, Sands wants it all to end...
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/29/2004
We Had No Bags of Grass by Barley Shadow reviews
(Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.) Since there are a lot of FaL fans out there, here's what happens to Duke and Ema after they return from Washington, when they can't find any grass.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/26/2004 - Published: 11/17/2004
Too Weird To Live, Too Rare To Die by Barley Shadow reviews
(Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas) Story after the movie. Duke meets up with Ema, who won't say no to a bit of acid. Off to cover a story about weapons of mass distraction. (Complete.)
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,301 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/22/2004 - Published: 9/15/2004 - Complete
Wedding Bells by Dawnie-7 reviews
After two months of planning, the big day has finally come. Sam and Joon's wedding day! Follow up to Marry Me, Please.
Benny and Joon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 10/13/2004 - Published: 10/7/2004 - Complete
Benny and Joooooooon by The Spastic Forkie reviews
IT'S ALIIIIIVE! The parody everyone hates to love written by the author everyone loves to love! Ah, heh. Just read it. ...Please?
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,277 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/8/2004 - Published: 9/25/2004
Sunday Morning Coming Down by damnitjillkatherine reviews
A Sunday morning shootout.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/5/2004
Beans for Dinner by CastleRock reviews
In the story Secret Window, Secret Garden from the SK book Four Past Midnight, John Shooter comes to Mort Rainey, and accuses Rainey of stealing a story idea. Beans for Dinner is my version of the story in dispute. The story is complete- please R&R.
Dark Tower series - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/28/2003 - Complete
Waiting for Clarissa by Cybele3 reviews
A fic based around The Hours. Sally's perspective on the relationship between Clarissa and Richard.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/21/2003
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Hate and Mayhem in Las Vegas reviews
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas MarySue is not implied. Josie Rowe is an average journalist who thanks to luck and druginduced impulses gets taken along as the apprentice to Raoul Duke to cover a boxing match in Las Vegas.
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,922 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/16/2005 - Published: 3/16/2005
Cliffhanger reviews
Purposed solely to leave you unsatisfied at the end. But I think I did an all right job in the process. Hopefully.
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/2/2005
The Jack Sparrow We've heard About reviews
A completely insane, really fun to write version of how Capp'n Jack got off his spit of land the first time around. Definitely not one of the tall tales we've all heard already. This one is pretty random.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/26/2005
Fredrick Abberline’s Life Worth Not Living reviews
ONE-SHOT. This is just a short look at what the movie might have been like on paper instead of pictures. Just a poo-load of description, really. Hehe. Rated for graphic-ness. And reviews would be nice.
From Hell - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/5/2004 - Complete
Tough Leather Boots: Of Love and Liberte reviews
Love. Liberty. Travel. Chocolate. And of course, boots. This is a story made with solid reality, a dash of humor, a cup of adventure, and a pinch of romance. Roux's life, and everything in it. (IN COMA)
Chocolat - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,856 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/17/2004 - Published: 9/18/2004