Author has written 35 stories for Harry Potter, Legend of Zelda, Weiss Kreuz, Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, and Avatar: Last Airbender.
NEWS OF A VERY PERTINENT NATURE:
Right, so I set up a new livejournal account for fic that I write but don't post here (some because it's brilliant, but rated M, some because it deals with characters that only I like, some because it's full of major spoilers, but mostly because it's stuff that I consider mediocre). I'd be highly honored if you checked it out. The journal's rated M in general, but each fic comes with its own rating so that you can pick and chose. (The vast majority will be fairly safe.) And you should check out my banner, because it's everything I love about Naruto, in a banner.
1) A few of you may be aware that I have a completely unhealthy love for the Hyuuga clan... All five of them, but mostly Neji... and the Twins. What you may not be aware of is that sometimes I hurt the ones I love. Like by helping to write this story with BookWyrmy: Spiritual Relations. Currently the summary isn't as good as it could be, so here's what you need to know: 1) There is a lot of body-transfering 2) Dark Corner's very own Grandma Hyuuga will be making an appearance. 3) Hiashi has a magical girl transformation sequence. But, of course, you should already know this. It's just common sense. Read this story. It's everything I love about the Hyuugas... and so, so much more.
Some amazing people have been doing illustrations for my stuff because I threatened them... er, because they're too good to me. XD So, here are the links, and be sure to comment, fave, browse through their galleries, ect. And remember, illustrations are always welcome!
By Antifishestablishmentarianistfor Culture Shock:
By Element-Girlsfor XxpuppetmasterxX and LilMzSunshine:
By Arafaxdeep20for XxpuppetmasterxX and LilMzSunshine: (Now with Photoshop!)
Illustration by an artist of dubious ability for XxpuppetmasterxX and LilMzSunshine:
The Fortune of Mrs. Sakura Official List
Sakura X Genma, The Forth Hokage, Kimimaro, Kisame, Hidan, Pein, Zetsu, Kakuzu, Tobi, Yamato, Lee, Kiba, Chouji, Naruto, Sasuke, Haku, Kyuubi, Iruka, Hayate, Jiraiya, Suigetsu, Kotetsu, and Izumo
About the Authoress: KalliopeStarmist is a college student majoring in crack pairings and minoring in procrastination. She lives in an otaku-dominated dorm with her laptop, her spare personalities, her pet shinigami, and her two muses. Her hobbies include failing to be an epic older sister, pretending to do her homework, and telling people 'bout the Hyuugas.
Reminder: Just because a story is complete/old doesn't mean that I don't love getting reviews on it! (hint hint, nod nod, wink wink) (yes, I'm a shameless whore)
Deviantart (Which you should check out because I do put up fanfics/fanfic-like literature there occasionally.):
"I may be losing, but you're Neji, and I'll be better." --Hinata at the Chunin Exams. (Link constantly broken... it's Chopkins at fictionpress.com.)
"Gaara, the only monster in your bedroom is y-- Yargh." --Temari almost speaks before she thinks.
Tenten: I hugged you, shouldn't you turn into a cat?
"From now on we shall be called Team Pixie Stick!" --Sasuke
Sloth and Pride: We've come up with the perfect punishment! We'll strap you to a wall and force you to listen to Dante's rants about the Good Old Days!
Deathnote: A sociopath, a shinigami, a Mary Sue, and an OCD genius walk into a hotel room. The question: Will they get the handcuffs off before the potato chips run out?
Disclaimer 2: If I owned any of the series that I write for (Weiss Kreuz, Zelda, Harry Potter, FullMetal Alchemist, Evangelion, Naruto, ect,) I wouldn't be posting them on fanfiction. I would be relaxing in a tropical beachside mansion, sipping tropic rum drinks and laughing at the world.
Disclaimer 3: Gary Bother, My Zelda Fic (I can't even remember its name) and What Happens in Weiss are not to be read. I'm ashamed of them. I keep them only for their aesthetic and sentimental value. Do not waste your time.
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