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Joined 09-14-04, id: 671276, Profile Updated: 01-02-09
Author has written 6 stories for Star Wars, and StarTrek: The Next Generation.

Profile, indeed... hello. I am currently a college student/mighty pirate in San Francisco named Adriane. I'm afraid of heights, but I love wearing 4-inch-heels, which often presents difficulties. I'm a zealous Monkey Island addict, a KotOR addict, and a Carth/Canderous/Bao-Dur/Darth Sion/Master Kavar fangirl, at that. I'm only officially working on two fics right now, but there are more ideas in my head than there probably should be, and I should probably be strapped into a straitjacket before they can escape, but hey, I don't see you volunteering. That's ok.

My inspiration often comes at relatively inopportune moments-- during math class, during health class, during REM sleep, etcetera. (I had a dream about the prince of Jawas once, and his name was REMspoiler. Then I woke up. Do you get it? Isn't it freaky?) But I try. You can't say I don't try.

Well, yes, you can. But don't; it makes me angsty.

A word of warning: I don't do these just so people will be happy. Obviously, I want you all to love my stories. Goes without saying. However, though it may not be clear to you yet, I do love spiking my stories. So if things seem to be getting a little dull... well, that's just when you should start paying attention.

FORESHADOWING IS EVERYWHERE.

~LadyHades/TheLeopard/SanguineExile/ADRIANE

P.S. If you make me mad, I swear, I WILL crank out that Wiggles/KotOR fanfic, and then we'll see who's laughing, hmmm? (I might do it anyway. What you REALLY don't want to see is the Blue's Clues/KotOR 2 fanfic, with Joe as Atton's and Mical's evil love rival. I am dead serious.)

P.P.S. This profile is really old, and kind of silly, but I refuse to drastically alter it because I don't want to be old and stuffy.

P.P.P.S. I also love LOST, ST:TNG, HIMYM, and a lot of other things. a LOT.

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Fever Dream by VaguelyFamiliar reviews
Sleep is no escape from pain. Her heart is in his province now. Sion, DSF Exile pairing. Chapter 11: Atton's plan goes predictably pear-shaped.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,744 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/9/2011 - Published: 12/8/2005 - Exile/Meetra Surik, Darth Sion
Lost Love II by Clover64 reviews
Sequel to Lost Love. The Exile is being hunted down by an unknown enemy? Will all the secrets and dangers that surround her finally become too much for her to handle? Mical&Exile pairing
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,425 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/26/2007 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Exile/Meetra Surik, Mical/Disciple
Mohinder's Twelve Days of Christmas by Besarien reviews
What could be worse for Mohinder than Christmas with Agent Hanson? One cup of caffeine that she's not sharing and a serial killer spreading Yuletide cheer. SylarMohinder SLASH. No lords aleaping harmed in the making. The FBI didn't fare as well.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Sylar/Gabriel G., Mohinder S. - Complete
When Pigs Fly by MyDogAteMyPenname reviews
In which Courfeyrac questions Enjolras's sexuality, Revolutionary Fangirls bring about chaos, one of them with her eyes on the chaste revolutionary leader, and there is a case of a MarieSuzette...WIP
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,516 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 10/25/2005 - Enjolras, Bahorel
Wounds of the Past by phoq reviews
Set through the events in the first KotOR game, this story explores the various relationships between the characters. A view into their heads and hearts as the future unfolds...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,445 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/5/2006 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Revan
Episode 101 Homecoming by Fullelven reviews
The Jedi Civil War has finally concluded and the Onasi's have returned home at last from their Galatic Tour. Revan tagsalong at Carth's request, but what happens when the longing for her old life comes back?
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,623 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/28/2006 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Complete
Atton's Motivation by Silvershadow667 reviews
Sequel to Atton's Redemption: 16 months after the Exile left, Atton starts wondering what happened to her... and if she's even still alive. July 30: Chapter 26 added
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 125,471 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 5/1/2005
KotOR: Don't Dis the Dark Lord by LD Little Dragon reviews
How Malak lost his jaw, and other things.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Darth Malak, Revan - Complete
Possession by VaguelyFamiliar reviews
Forbidden fruit is always the sweetest... Sion x Exile drabble.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Complete
Heartbreaker by Clover64 reviews
Oneshot. The final thrilling and heartbreaking scenes in Episode III ...only starring KotOR characters![Mical&Exile pairing]
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Complete
Shine Another Day by Fullelven reviews
Exile writes a poem about an overly optimistic Mical.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Complete
An Overwhelming Love by Clover64 reviews
It is just after the victory at the star forge and Carth and Revan finally have time to spend together...or do they? It seems time and fate is constantly against them. Will Revan be able to cope with all the facts and problems?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,287 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/4/2006 - Published: 7/5/2005
Lost Love by Clover64 reviews
When the Exile loses the one she loved, will she be able to get on with her life or will the weight of his death destroy what little control she has left? Will she risk losing everything and everyone that she loves...for revenge? Mical&Exile pairing
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,157 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/24/2005 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Exile/Meetra Surik, Mical/Disciple - Complete
Impure Pazaak by Woman of Rohan reviews
Oneshot. Atton and The Exile have the Ebon Hawk to themselves. What better way to pass the time than playing a game of Pazaak? With Nar Shaddaa rules, of course! LSF. AttonExile. Takes place during KotOR 2.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/7/2005
Broken Love Triangle by Clover64 reviews
What happens when you love one man but are supposed to love another? Takes place after KotOR II. Who does the Exile truly and deeply love? Is it DiscipleXExile or maybe it's AttonXExile?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,008 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/5/2005 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Exile/Meetra Surik, Mical/Disciple
On the Division of Chaos by blanketyblank reviews
In the winter of their sixth year at Hogwarts, Severus Snape and Lily Evans find themselves caught in the plans of a certain Dark Lord. A Dark Lord who died nearly three hundred years before they were born.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,277 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/30/2005 - Published: 11/9/2005 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
The Jedi and the Jacket by Woman of Rohan reviews
Oneshot. Carth can't seem to find his beloved orange jacket... but Revan knows exactly where it is. Post KotOR. CarthRevan fluff. LSF. Nothing spectacular... just a short little story that popped into my head one night...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2005
KotORII: The Ebon Hawk's Aborted Songfest by LD Little Dragon reviews
Enroute to Dantooine, Mira suggests a night of fun for the crew that leads to T3 embarrassing Mandalore.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Canderous O. - Complete
The TwentyThird SubBasement by DWH reviews
An illicit Mysterious Handwritten Letter plot device is found in a pre KOTOR fic, and as the Jurisfiction PRO in charge of the era, Leiraya Moran must discover who let this plot device loose in the Star Wars quarter. SW and Thursday Next crossover.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/7/2005
KotOR: Two Days Leave by LD Little Dragon reviews
After weeks of training at the Jedi Academy, a relieved Revan aka Consu gets two days leave to get rid of some stress. Oneshot.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Canderous O., Revan - Complete
Modern Major Canderous by DWH reviews
All right, I confess to being a bit of a Gilbert and Sullivan nerd... so of course it was obligatory for me to parody the ever popular Modern Major General. So now, for your singing enjoyment, Canderous Ordo... Gilbert and Sullivan style.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2005
Skills and Fools by Shadows Run reviews
KOTOR 2, the Exile works on her skills with Atton. Maybe Atton doesn't have to hate droids...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Complete
Choices by cravethesun reviews
[The Bourne Supremacy] There are some choices you can't make until it's too late. Marie POV.
Bourne series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2005
Regrets by EdenSnake reviews
Tale of Two Cities. Sydney Carton hates Charles Darnay because Darnay represented all that he might have been. But somewhere deep within that hate lies hidden admiration. Carton's musings before his execution.
Charles Dickens - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/4/2005
Release by gekkeiju reviews
KotOR II-LSF Exile realizes that Atton may not be such a fool, after all.(series of one shots. please R and R.)
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Published: 4/29/2005
Atton's Redemption by Silvershadow667 reviews
KotOR 2. Atton starts feeling jealousy toward a crew member picked up on Dantooine. He realizes he needs to be honest with the Exile about his past if he hopes to have any kind of future with her. spoilers 05.04.28 FINAL CHAPTER ADDED
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,501 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/28/2005 - Published: 3/25/2005 - Complete
Like Wolves by phoq reviews
After the events in KotOR2, Exile travels to the Outer Rim in her search for Revan. What will happen when she finally finds her?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,139 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/14/2005
One Breath by Allison Lane reviews
KOTOR2 fic GAME SPOILERS. The Exile faces Darth Sion, with unexpected consequences.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,872 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Complete
Drenched by shike77 reviews
KOTOR II: Spoilers Pazaak is good for getting to know your shipmates. But Atton Rand might be biting off more than he can chew while trying to understand and protect the exiled Jedi who is determined to find answers to her own past. Chapter V up.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,720 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/2/2005 - Published: 1/2/2005
Two Tarisian Ales by Wraithfighter reviews
Knights of the Old Republic: Set between KOTOR 1 and 2, this short story explores Carth and how he deals with the departure of Revan. Some angst, some heartwarming, and a lot of ale. Set in a female Revan universe.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Complete
After the Fall by athenaprime reviews
COMPLETE! Post-Knights of the Old Republic (KOTOR) game (spoilers). Saving the galaxy doesn't mean all your problems go away. Follow the crew of the Ebon Hawk as they take an epic journey into their own dark sides in the quest for Happily Ever After.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 124 - Words: 235,145 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 12/22/2003 - Complete
Awe of She by Mip the Happy reviews
A continuation from the ending of KotOR II, and an eventual KotOR II-KotOR I crossover. Will Revan ever be found? And will the Exile join her cause?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,411 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/8/2005 - Published: 1/7/2005
Revelations by ottgeekgirl reviews
This story is set a few months after the end of SW KOTOR. If you haven't played this game, you may not get the story. Enjoy!
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,075 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/31/2004 - Published: 3/17/2004
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Defenseless reviews
KotOR2:TSL, Fem!Exile/Kavar Master Kavar feels guilt over cutting off the Exile from the Force. All he wants is to talk, all she wants is the Force back. Oneshot.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Complete
Salvatoris reviews
When the Exile returns, defeated, from her time away from the known galaxy, she carries with her a lethal disease, and her only hope lies in the group of restless Jedi she left behind as they journey back into the unknown. LSF Exile.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,106 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 11/14/2005
In Which JeanLuc Goes Bananas reviews
Wesley bakes, Data refuses to put on clothing, and potatoes fly in tonight's adventure! If you take it seriously, then that's just silly of you. Relax, breathe... watch out for Lwaxana!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2008 - J. Picard, Lwaxana T. - Complete
Dreams, Stars, Nightmares reviews
KotOR2:TSL Before the Exile was exiled, she was a failure at astronomy... FemExile/Kavar. Oneshot. “When it is darkest, men see the stars.” -Ralph Waldo Emerson
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Complete
Departure reviews
The Exile prepares to leave for the Mandalorian Wars, and tries to convince Master Kavar to come with her. Oneshot.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Complete
Beyond the Rim reviews
A year after the fall of the Star Forge, Revan feels strangely compelled to venture beyond the Outer Rim. Now she must leave Carth and somehow stop the menace of the True Sith... before it stops her.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,322 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/12/2005 - Published: 2/26/2005