Author has written 7 stories for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and Ninja Turtles.
Most girls: Are cheerleaders
Other girls: Are captain of the football team
Most girls: Cry, bitch and stuff themselves with chocolate for a week after their boyfriend breaks up with them
Other girls: Put a sign on their ex-boyfriends back that says; "Never gonna get any"
Most girls: Learn how to bake bread and cakes from their mom
Other girls: Learn how to Barbecue from their dad.
Most girls: Play with dolls with their sister
Other girls: Play video games with their brother
Most girls: Have fits and plan revenge
Other girls: Play pranks
Most girls: Slap people
Other girls: Punch people
Most girls: Become anorexic and shove their fingers down their throats
Other girls: Would down a whole bag of Potato chips and not give a shit
Most girls: Would think this was bullshit
Other girls: Would copy and paste this
Boys become men when they:
1. Are as swift as a coursing river
2. Have all the force of a great typhoon
3. Have all the strength of a raging fire
4. Are mysterious as the dark side of the moon
Friends: Knock on your door
Best friends: Barge right in and shout "Honey I'm home!"
Friends: Help you up when you fall down
Best friends: Jump on top of you and yell "DOGPILE"
Friends: Give you a tissue when you cry
Best friends: Say "Stop whinin, ya pussy."
Friends: Ask to go to the movies.
Best friends: Ask to go to a strip club.
Friends: Will read this and think it's sweet.
Best friends: Will copy-paste this and show it to their best friend.
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