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Joined 04-20-15, id: 6714461, Profile Updated: 08-21-15
Author has written 7 stories for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and Ninja Turtles.

Most girls: Are cheerleaders

Other girls: Are captain of the football team

Most girls: Cry, bitch and stuff themselves with chocolate for a week after their boyfriend breaks up with them

Other girls: Put a sign on their ex-boyfriends back that says; "Never gonna get any"

Most girls: Learn how to bake bread and cakes from their mom

Other girls: Learn how to Barbecue from their dad.

Most girls: Play with dolls with their sister

Other girls: Play video games with their brother

Most girls: Have fits and plan revenge

Other girls: Play pranks

Most girls: Slap people

Other girls: Punch people

Most girls: Become anorexic and shove their fingers down their throats

Other girls: Would down a whole bag of Potato chips and not give a shit

Most girls: Would think this was bullshit

Other girls: Would copy and paste this

Boys become men when they:

1. Lose their virginity

2. Get their license

3. Buy their own car

4. Move out of their Mother's basement

5. Stop laughing when women cry

1. Are as swift as a coursing river

2. Have all the force of a great typhoon

3. Have all the strength of a raging fire

4. Are mysterious as the dark side of the moon

Friends: Knock on your door

Best friends: Barge right in and shout "Honey I'm home!"

Friends: Help you up when you fall down

Best friends: Jump on top of you and yell "DOGPILE"

Friends: Give you a tissue when you cry

Best friends: Say "Stop whinin, ya pussy."

Friends: Ask to go to the movies.

Best friends: Ask to go to a strip club.

Friends: Will read this and think it's sweet.

Best friends: Will copy-paste this and show it to their best friend.

Life As She Knows It by Queequegg reviews
For April O'Neil, life as she knows it, is about to change. A story following April after she is forced to move into the lair to hide from Shredder and the Kraang. Set in the 2012 universe and immediately following the episode 'Karai's Vendetta' (canon, up to that episode). An Apriltello fic.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 103,562 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 9/20/2015 - Published: 5/1/2013 - April O'Neil, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
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(DxA) 50 Themes Smut Challenge reviews
Based on the title you should know why it's rated M. I got the idea from Cookie Monster The Kunoichi, who started a 100 themes smut challenge but never finished. I plan on doing all 50 and in the first chapter you can see the titles of the future chapters and get an idea of what the future themes will be. Apritello/Apriltello. Review people. It really helps the writing process.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/25/2016 - Published: 3/12/2016 - [April O'Neil, Donatello]
(DxA) The Little Things in Life reviews
After 3 long years, the turtles had finally defeated the Kraang and Shredder. Where do they go from here? What will they do now? Most importantly, what happens to Donnie when April decides it's time to move back home? Apritello/Apriltello. Rating changed to M. You can always see the censored version on my DeviantArt profile, username is ApritelloIsLife
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/29/2015 - [April O'Neil, Donatello]
(DxA) Topic Challenge reviews
Go grab your thinking caps! A brand new Apritello challenge just for my FFers! Only this time, you're telling me what my summary is! So the topic of my oneshot is all up to you. I can't WAIT to see what you guys cook up! Thanks for all the love and support, and I'll see you in the reviews! Rated M because paranoid author is paranoid.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 30,669 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/25/2015 - Published: 9/25/2015 - [April O'Neil, Donatello]
(DxA) For Lost Time reviews
"But when it came to Donatello... Sweet, gentlemanly, dorky Donatello... She never had control." Donatello and April make up for lost time. Sequel to (DxA) Complications. Rated M for smut. Mostly just Apriltello, possible mentioning of other pairings or characters. Completed... For now.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,943 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/8/2015 - Published: 8/18/2015 - [April O., Donatello] - Complete
(DxA) Mask reviews
April visits Donatello in the night, and can't resist the urge to see whats been hiding under his mask all those years. Was originally posted in "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" category.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2015 - Complete
(DxA) Complications reviews
Donnie and April get into a fight and their friendship is terminated. Will our favorite pair make up? Read and find out! Mostly Apritello but some Capril at the beginning. 2012 universe. Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 6/10/2015 - Complete
(DxA) Alphabet Challenge reviews
26 fluffy short stories about Apritello! You know the drill baby, rated M for safety! **NOW COMPLETED**
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 7,271 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/23/2015 - Published: 5/19/2015 - [April O., Donatello] - Complete
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