Author has written 79 stories for Harry Potter, Borderlands, Doctor Who, Blakes 7, Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Evangelion, Metal Gear, Resident Evil, Final Fantasy I-VI, Legend of Zelda, Dragon Ball Z, Final Fantasy X, Final Fantasy IX, Final Fantasy VIII, Batman, Monty Python, Fate/stay night, F.E.A.R., Death Note, Final Fantasy VII, Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ, Mass Effect, BioShock, Portal, Silent Hill, Soul Eater, Final Fantasy XII, A for Andromeda, 1961, Quatermass, Ghost in the Shell, High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D, Hellsing, Batman: Arkham Asylum, Thor, Undertale, Yu-Gi-Oh, and Final Fantasy X-2.
Hello. I'm a wannabe writer IRL, who is using fanfiction to hone his mediocre skills. And who has, apparently, managed to do a number of firsts on this website, as far as I can tell: the first Blake's7/Mass Effect crossover (Short Change Heroes), and the first Silent Hill/Metal Gear crossover (Dura Mater). Oh, and the very first crossover for A for Andromeda, one with Harry Potter called L for Luna, and the first crosssover for the Quatermass serials, with Doctor Who, known as Quatermass and the Doctor. Not to mention the first crossover between Final Fantasy IX and Highschool DxD (Black Mage of Kuoh), Final Fantasy IX and Fate/Stay Night (Kuja von Einzbern) and Final Fantasy VIII and Neon Genesis Evangelion (Anchor of Ultimecia), the first crossover between Fate/Stay Night and Thor (Light the Blue Touch Paper and Run Like Hell), the first crossover between Undertale and FEAR (Dum Spiro Spero), and the first crossover between Undertale and Final Fantasy X (What Lies Beneath). Yay, go me.
Warning: my fanfics and their summaries will contain spoilers for the stories they are based on. You have been warned.
I'm sorry to get on my high horse...well, sorry for you guys, as I am actually happy on said high horse, but I have a few pet peeves about some things I see in some stories. So, if you'll listen, I'll pontificate. Or rant, if you prefer.
Bad spelling, punctuation, formatting and grammar: Well, goes without saying. Now, I don't mind occasional grammatical mistakes, but when it gets beyond a certain point, it distracts from what can be an otherwise really enjoyable story. There's more than a few fanfics I love that are hampered by that. Overly long sentences, no commas, zero punctuation (not Yahtzee-style)...you get the idea. Get your act together, and make sure that mistakes are minimal. Quick tip? Use a word processor program first, preferably one with a spellcheck, and also be careful about what homonyms you use and where. Don't know what a homonym is? Look it up.
Signposting flashbacks: Of course you should make it clear somehow that you've gone back in time, but that's nothing some tinkering around with tenses and using italics can't help. This is a minor peeve, really, but it does get irritating.
Signposting POV Changes: If you're writing in the third person, you don't need to do this. Just be clear who you are writing from the point of view of, unless the story dictates that you obscure this. If you're shifting POVs in a first person-style work, you're either insane, or inspired. If you're shifting between third person and first person, well...it can work if you do it well. Charles Dickens did it in Bleak House. But keep in mind that, although he wrote many of his stories in instalments like you and I are doing on this site, he's on a whole different level to us. BTW, Bleak House contains one of my least favourite characters: I want to throttle Harold Skimpole.
Bashing and Deconstruction: This may seem odd, as many of my favourite fanfics here include a significant amount of character bashing. Of course, just because a fanfic has bashing doesn't mean I automatically hate it. But I seem to see too much of it, and it seems to go hand in hand with deconstruction, along with what some people think is deconstruction (but is just making things arbitrarily darker and edgier). Taking, for example, the Harry Potter series, you see a lot, especially of Ron and Dumbledore. Yes, these characters have their faults. But I don't see as often as I should reconstruction, that is, taking these flaws, acknowledging them, and making these characters better despite these flaws. I have to wonder, when I see these bashing fics, whether the people who wrote them ever enjoyed reading Harry Potter in the first place, because if they did, they still seem to be taking a disturbing delight in taking the characters apart, and rather brutally.
That being said, I wrote a number of fics with bashing (let the howls of 'Hypocrite!' commence). I hope they will be ahead of the pack, though. See Sins of the Father, Fall to Zenith, Verdant Magic, The Uncertainty Principle, On the Delights of Drinking Blood, Just a Touch of Kleptomania and Esper Child below.
Needlessly Detailed Description: Done right, this can be enjoyable. But being more laconic with your descriptions is better than painstakingly describing every single bloody detail. Like, for example, what someone is wearing, describing each and every item of clothing down to the stitching. Or, and this is a particular peeve of mine, the breast size of female characters. Don't use things like 'C-Cup' or 'D-Cup'. Try words like 'buxom', or 'well-endowed'. Going into details about such things is definitely TMI. And the less said about many a lemon in fanfic, the better.
"Please Update Soon" and variations thereof in reviews: I am writing to my timetable, not yours. It's nice to be appreciated, but even so, being told to write more chapters will not make me write faster. I don't care how nice it is, either. I will update when I am ready, and not before. Please stop putting that in reviews, and STOP SENDING ME PRIVATE MESSAGES EITHER! NEVER ask me to update a particular story sooner. It
TL;DR version: Never ask me when a new chapter of a story is coming out, or I won't write it.
Complaints about my annotations and notes: It's how I write fanfiction. I have had enough of people complaining about them. And they're NOT going away any time soon. So put up, or shut up.
Requests for Stories or Submitting Challenges: While on occasion I have accepted requests or done challenges, these are exceptions rather than rules. As with asking for credit at bars and places like that, do not ask in the first place, for refusal may offend. I write on my terms. Not yours. If by a remote chance your idea does inspire me, then I will give you due credit, but it's better not to ask in the first place.
Criticizing my story choices: Whether I use a fanfiction cliche like bashing, or keep to the rails of an established franchise's storyline, it is my choice to make. I am the author of these fanfics, and I am getting sick and tired of people leaving reviews making out that they know how to write a story better. I write fanfics to be entertaining first and foremost, and if you're not entertained or you don't enjoy it, then leave. And frankly, do not review. There's constructive criticism, and then there's being an elitist who enjoys putting down others. Or being a troll.
TL;DR version: Don't EVER tell me what to write.
I also have some guilty pleasures, so to speak, with fanfic.
Naruto fanfiction: I'm not much of a Naruto fan. I pretty much got bored with the manga upon reaching the Chunin Exams arc (though I've started again, and am now 17 volumes in). And yet, there's something about some Naruto fanfics that draws me to them. I dunno why, some sort of je ne sais quoi that draws me to them. Some that are done well enough just draw me in. I wholeheartedly recommend, in particular, three of the stories in my favourites: The Dark Phoenix of Konoha, Misstep in the Right Direction, and True Potential. I also like some fics where either Kakashi or Anko adopt Naruto. It was partly these that inspired me to try my own hand at doing my own fic.
BTW, is it me, or is Kakashi a more badass version of Owen from The Vicar of Dibley? You know, with all these excuses? Hmmm...
Highschool DxD fanfiction: The series is blatantly about fanservice. But what could be done when Issei focuses less on his perversion and more on being badass? There's so much potential to be explored in fanfic, the way I see it, to elevate it above the original.
Bashing fics: Now, you might find this odd and even hypocritical, given the above rant. But I think that if the fic is either written well, or else extremely entertaining regardless, I can overlook, or even enjoy bashing. One of my all-time favourite fanfics, Bobmin356's Saying No, is a gloriously hilarious bashing of Dumbledore, and many of the fics of sakurademonalchemist are entertaining, despite the heavy bashing. A good deconstruction, if done well, is a good thing. Just making it darker and edgier is moronic, as is turning various characters into cartoonish evil caricatures of what is canon.
My fanfics so far...
(NOTE: There's a special code I will be noting these with.
Harry Potter and the Cetra Heritage(C): A crossover between Final Fantasy VII and...well, take a wild guess. Harry is brought to the Planet by the Planet's deity, Minerva, and is found by Aerith as she prepares to use Holy. An adventure ensues where things change, and other things stay the same. As of May 2016, it has its own TV Tropes page, along with the rest of the Cetra Heritage Saga! YAY!
Birthday(C): Book 1.5 of the Cetra Heritage Saga. Harry's eleventh birthday party, with appearances by characters from Magical Britain. The next book of the series will be Harry Gainsborough and the Philosopher's Stone, as Harry will be officially adopted by Aerith and Elmyra.
Harry Gainsborough and the Philosopher's Stone(C): Book 2 of the Cetra Heritage Saga. Harry Gainsborough heads to Hogwarts, along with Jenova and Aerith.
Holiday: Book 2.5 of the Cetra Heritage Saga. Harry had hoped for a quiet, nice holiday with his friends from Hogwarts. Unfortunately, between challenges from Rosso the Crimson of Deepground, and the mysterious Gilgamesh, his holiday will probably be more eventful than he would have liked...
The New Cetra Heritage: Imago (DA): An AU of Harry Potter and the Cetra Heritage, with an older and more cynical Harry, along with Luna, who has become a Jenova hybrid. Harry has won the battle against Voldemort, but the cost was too high. Bereft of family and friends, Harry's subsequent rampage of revenge leads to an imprisonment in Azkaban. But when Luna arrives to rescue him, she takes him to another world, where they encounter Aerith at the City of the Ancients. Can Harry rise from the ashes to become a hero once more? Or will he stumble and fall? Abandoned due to lack of interest. Existing chapters archived at The Cauldron, with the story deleted...
Vert the Emerald and the Cetra Heritage: Yet another variation on the Cetra Heritage Saga, but with a very different starting point. When he fell through the Veil, Harry was taken in by Shinra and experimented on, made part of Deepground. Harry Potter died screaming. In his place, Vert the Emerald, the Lifestreamer, was born. Years later, after demolishing Deepground and being confined, Vert finds an opportunity to escape in the form of Aerith. Escaping with his adopted sister Shelke and Aerith in tow, having awakened the latter's true Cetra powers, Vert helps out AVALANCHE in their quest to stop Shinra, and Sephiroth...
A Third Summoner(C): A crossover between Final Fantasy IX and Harry Potter. Harry, in this one, originated from Madain Sari, and his pregnant mother was sent to Earth during the Invincible's attack. His horn is removed, but Harry, after being pushed down a hole in a cave by Dudley, arrives back in Madain Sari, a year before the events of Final Fantasy IX... (Now complete!)
Amethyst and Garnet: Another crossover between Harry Potter and Final Fantasy IX, only this one with a female Harry (my second story to do so, after Heather Potter and the Legacy of Alessa), and starting before the events of the game. Summoner Jane of Madain Sari gives birth to twin girls, but in a fit of compassion, gives one child to a woman from another world called Lily Potter. After Voldemort murders the Potters, Dumbledore accedes to Lily's last request, and sends Rose Potter back to Madain Sari, with Snape, Lupin, and Sirius Black in tow. This begins an adventure that will see Rose and her sister Sarah become Princesses of Alexandria. But can Princess Garnet, formerly Sarah, and Princess Amethyst, formerly Rose Potter, survive a conspiracy to have their Eidolons extracted by their own mother, and prevent a war from consuming the Mist Continent?
Xenophilia(C): My third crossover between Harry Potter and Final Fantasy IX, this one set just after the graveyard battle in The Goblet of Fire. On the dying world of Terra, Mikoto is surprised when Harry Potter literally falls from the sky, beginning a strange friendship and adventure... (Now completed, with a sequel now started in the form of...)
Xenophobia: After ending up back on Earth in unusual circumstances, Harry, Mikoto and Zidane, along with the rest of the cast of Final Fantasy IX, team up with the Order of the Phoenix against Voldemort, the Death Eaters, and Dolores Umbridge...
Esper Child: Yet another Harry Potter meets Final Fantasy crossover...this time, it's with Final Fantasy VI. During the First Task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Harry, in a fit of despair, faces the dragon fully intending to die. But the dragon's fire destroys not his flesh, but bindings that have been there all his life. Reclaimed by his father, the Dragon King Bahamut, and taking his few remaining loved ones with him, Harry makes a journey to the Esper World. Soon, he rescues a girl who is, like him, half-Esper. With Terra Branford released from the Slave Crown and aware of her heritage two years early, what will this mean for the world being threatened by the Gestahl Empire?
My Summoner Girlfriend(DA): Yet another Harry Potter meets Final Fantasy crossover...with Final Fantasy IV. Yeah, gotta stop making those. This one's more humorous, though, and involves Harry being accidentally drawn into the Feymarch by Rydia during her stay there. They grow up in the Feymarch, eventually become boyfriend and girlfriend, and then come to help Cecil and company in their quest to stop Golbez. Sadly abandoned due to lack of interest. Existing chapters archived at The Cauldron, story deleted.
Cycle of Sin (C): Unfortunately, I'm masochistic enough to make more of these Harry Potter and Final Fantasy crossovers. This one is with Final Fantasy X. When Harry attempted to stop Sirius from falling through the Veil, they both end up going through...and end up in Spira, namely at Baaj Temple. Helping Tidus, they end up joining the Al Bhed, and embark on a plan to save Spira in general from Sin...and Yuna from her fatal destiny. Now complete, and with a sequel...
Revenge of Shuyin: A sequel to Cycle of Sin, taking in a different version of the events of Final Fantasy X-2...
Ghost of Dalmasca: My take on a Harry Potter and Final Fantasy XII crossover, and the first, AFAIK, not to have any slash. Plunging through the Veil, Harry ends up in Rabanastre a year before the Archadian Empire conquers Nabradia and Dalmasca. The loyal spy and assassin of Princess Ashe, Harry must try to keep her off a path to ruinous vengeance, even as the two grow closer...
Nitimur in Vetitum: Another Harry Potter and Final Fantasy XII crossover, this time shipping Harry and Mjrn. Some people thought he was the Master of Death, but in truth, Harry seems to be her whipping boy instead. Loss and tragedy lead to him being banished to Ivalice, where the Viera take him in. Determined to make a difference, he agrees to be Jote's spy in the outside world, and catches the eye of Mjrn. Soon, their destinies are forever entangled, and lead them into adventures that will soon come to decide the fate of Ivalice...
Ultimecia's Knight (C): My first oneshot story, and a crossover between Harry Potter and Final Fantasy VIII. Fate can be cruel at times, but others times, it can be kind. A weary hero becomes the Knight to the Sorceress Ultimecia...and their fates are changed for the better.
Mnemosyne's Son: My second crossover between Harry Potter and Final Fantasy VIII. In the clash of magic that vanquished Voldemort, Harry ended up in another world. Adopted by Cid and Edea Kramer, Harry is a rare Sorcerer, and his Knight? Well, a Lady-Knight: Quistis. But when Galbadia invades Dollet, and his mother goes missing, possibly possessed, Harry, along with the other members of SeeD, must halt an audacious plot that threatens all creation...
Hooked on a Feeling(C): The first book of The Ballad of Ricky and Angel. A self-insert (hold the groaning please, until you read it) fic for Borderlands 2. I'm hoping it will be better than the norm of self-inserts. Doctor Snyder is a young scientist working for Hyperion, and an expert, as much as one can be, on Sirens. He is basically a Siren fanboy. Handsome Jack uses this to send Snyder as a liaison with the newly-arrived Vault Hunters, using Maya's presence as an incentive. In truth, Jack has sent Snyder to die, because Snyder had recently been contacted by his childhood friend, Jack's daughter, and Jack, being overly protective of the very daughter he exploits, wants to make an example of him. Snyder soon finds himself stranded in a hostile world, where his best allies are a motley group of criminals, mercenaries, and psychopaths. He's out of his depth, in continual mortal danger, and he'd sooner flee than fight. But fight he must, if he is to save the one person who matters to him: Angel...
You've Got to Hide Your Love Away(C): The second book of The Ballad of Ricky and Angel. After the events of Hooked on a Feeling, Snyder, Angel, Gaige, Krieg, Timothy and Tina all end up stranded in Oasis. There, they get drawn into the hunt for Captain Blade's legendary treasure, and its most ardent hunter, Captain Scarlett. But Handsome Jack is determined to have his revenge, and Snyder and his friends will soon learn that no corner of Pandora is safe. He wants Angel back, and anyone else who slighted him, including Dr Snyder, dead and buried.
Welcome to the Jungle(H): The third book of The Ballad of Ricky and Angel. Two months after the execution of Handsome Jack, Torgue announces a tournament to be held to open a new Vault. Snyder, Angel, as well as a group of Vault Hunters, head to participate. But they are unaware of a plot on the distant continent of Aegrus that will affect them. Even with old allies and new, unexpected ones helping them, can they survive the revenge of one they had wronged?
Zagreus' Song(DA): An AU to The Ballad of Ricky and Angel. When he was young, Richard Snyder was abducted by agents of the Atlas Corporation, who sought to use Snyder's Sci-Zone to turn him into a deadly warrior. Snyder died, and only Zagreus, a deranged and deadly operative of the Crimson Lance, remains. But when Knoxx takes control of Pandora, the top brass of Atlas take steps to try and bring Zagreus and his adoptive sister, Athena, further under their control. Rebelling against Atlas when they are made to kill their own families, Zagreus and Athena desert, and embark on a course that will bring them into a tentative alliance with the Vault Hunters. Based on The Secret Armoury of General Knoxx. Abandoned in favour of an eventual sequel, set during Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel!. Namely...
Fly Me to the Moon (DA): Originally intended as the sequel to Zagreus' Song, Fly Me to the Moon was supposed to be the actual story it was meant to be, but sadly had to be abandoned. Zagreus and Athena, along with a group of other mercenaries and would-be adventurers, answer Jack's call to become Vault Hunters. But when Zarpedon takes over Helios in order to carry out her devastating plans, Zagreus, Athena, and the other Vault Hunters are thrown into a quest where loyalties will be questioned, and where love can be found in the strangest places...
Lux in Tenebris Lucet (DA): Another Harry Potter crossover, this one a rare F.E.A.R crossover. Set mostly during the events of The Goblet of Fire, but with flashbacks to earlier books and earlier points in Harry's life. Since he was seven, Harry Potter had what some thought to be an imaginary friend. But Alma Wade, who made contact with Harry when she was locked in the Vault, is no imaginary friend. Helping him survive his first few years at Hogwarts, Alma and Harry finally meet in person during the Tri-Wizard Tournament, when the Goblet of Fire, trying to protect Harry, brings Alma to help him, just before she is forced to endure the worst depravity of Project Origin. How will one of the darkest psychics fare at Hogwarts? And has Harry changed Alma for the better? This is the original, abandoned version, and is archived at The Cauldron, with the original story now deleted. The rewrite has started under the name of...
Lux in Tenebris Lucet: Renovatur: The beginning of a rewrite of the above, this story, I hope, will be a better story. I've probably got the Latin grammar wrong, but 'renovatur' means reborn. Circumstances lead to Harry ending up a guest of Harlan Wade, the best (and only) friend of Alma Wade, and the key subject of Genevieve Aristide's pet project, Project Hecate. After years of darkness, Alma and Harry end up at Hogwarts, changed beyond expectations. And that is only the beginning of their story...
Is Your Great-Aunt an A.I?! (C): A Harry Potter/Portal crossover. Petunia, unwilling to look after Harry, sent him into the care of her aunt, Caroline Evans. And thanks to Harry being present when Caroline became GLaDOS, GLaDOS is a little less homicidal or insane. So a Harry who is excited about the prospects of science and magic combining, with a computer great-aunt, a mute big sister and a crazy uncle as a family, is let loose on Hogwarts. Heaven help them...(Now recommended on TV Tropes! And complete! And now with a sequel...)
Just How Can a Computer Do Magic?!: The sequel to Is Your Great-Aunt an AI?! What happens when GLaDOS manages to learn how to emulate magic and goes to Hogwarts as an assistant DADA teacher? Well, a lot, and that's without going into the Chamber of Secrets opening...
Harry Potter and the Blue-Haired Angel: A Harry Potter/Neon Genesis Evangelion crossover. After the Third Task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, a mishap with a Portkey sent Harry into the future of another world. Now, Harry's back, along with most of NERV. Against him, he has Voldemort, the Death Eaters, and the Ministry of Magic. With him, besides old friends, he has Rei, his part-Angel girlfriend, and NERV's best and finest...
In Spite of Obstinate Men(C): My first 'pure' Harry Potter story, albeit with elements from detective fiction. Fleeing from the Dursleys after blowing up Marge, Harry encounters a French family on the Knight Bus, the Delacours. Mr Hercule Delacour, a former Auror and currently consulting detective (and named for the fictional equivalent of one of his ancestors), has been asked by Dumbledore and Amelia Bones to investigate how Sirius Black escaped Azkaban, and try and find him before he harms Harry. In the process, Delacour finds out that a grave miscarriage of justice has occurred, while his daughter Fleur and Harry begin an unlikely friendship that slowly but surely blossoms into something more. Although it is a Harry/Fleur ship, that won't actually occur until later in the story (should I get that far).
In Spite of Appearances: The sequel to In Spite of Obstinate Men, set during the events of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Fleur and Harry's relationship is going from strength to strength, but when Voldemort's interference forces Harry to become the Fourth Champion of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, their friendship will be tested to the limits. Meanwhile, Hercule Delacour, Sirius Black, and Dumbledore race against time to lay the foundations for Voldemort's final defeat. But will it be enough?
HoneyMoon(C): My third 'pure' Harry Potter fanfic, and, to date, my only one shipping Harry with Ginny. This one-shot involves Harry and Ginny having a honeymoon...on the Moon! What else needs to be said?
On the Delights of Drinking Blood: My next 'pure' Harry Potter fanfic, with vampire Lunar Harmony, bashing and a lot of dark humour, based on (but not a strict answer to) DZ2's Eyeballs to Entrails challenge. At the Quidditch World Cup, Luna Lovegood is turned into a vampire. After the traumas of Fourth Year, Harry and Hermione are abducted by Luna and her vampire organisation, the Pudding Club, and turned into vampires. Their mission? To bring the problem children of Magical Britain to their knees, whether they be Voldemort or Dumbledore...
Just a Touch of Kleptomania: Another story that's based on, but not an answer to, one of DZ2's challenges, namely the What's Yours is Mine challenge, with Lunar Harmony and bashing once more. Harry, Hermione, and Luna are Shadow-Walkers, capable of walking through shadows in a timeless domain between the ticks of the tock. And with Voldemort once more on the ascendancy, this triptych of thieves will be sticking it sideways to everyone who has wronged them in Magical Britain...by stealing everything they hold dear...
The Cauldron (O): My ongoing archive of deleted Harry Potter stories, as well as preview chapters for potential stories, along with odds and ends that I have written, but not continued, and may do so again one day. Inspired by sakurademonalchemist's Short Story Drabbles and similar postings.
Time and Entropy(H): A crossover between Puella Magi Madoka Magica and Doctor Who. Homura's time loop has drawn the attention of the powerful. Spread thin, they send an operative with experience of the Incubators and their methods, a young operative struggling to make up for a dark, blood-stained past. But even as the Magical Girl and the operative make plans to make this time loop the last one, another faction, one that hunts down Magical Girls and kills them, have learned of the Incubators on Earth. A cold, driven Magical Girl, a teenaged alien who is the last of his kind, and the time traveller known only as the Doctor, find themselves fighting enemies on all fronts, including the darkness in their hearts, seeking salvation wherever they can find it...
The City That Never Was(H): A crossover between Doctor Who and BioShock Infinite. After Bernice Summerfield discovers remains from Columbia, and the Doctor determines that they come from another time and another universe, the two travel to Columbia in 1912. There, they get caught up in Booker DeWitt's mission to save Elizabeth. Saving the girl turns out to be easier than they thought. But stopping Comstock and his plans? That is much harder.
Quatermass and the Doctor(C): What happens when Professor Bernard Quatermass and the Doctor meet?
Tuebor: Jamie McCrimmon, a longtime companion of the Second Doctor, ends up in the world of Final Fantasy VI.
Short Change Heroes(H): A crossover between Blake's 7 and Mass Effect (and apparently the first on this website, as far as I can tell). After the events on Gauda Prime, a failed execution attempt by Servalan sends Avon, Vila, Dayna, Soolin and Tarrant into another universe. A year later, Vila and Dayna reunite on Eden Prime as Saren and the Geth attack. The former members of Blake's revolution unite with Shepard and her comrades to fight against the threat of the Reapers, even though Avon and company aren't really heroes...
Opening the Cage(DA): A crossover between BioShock Infinite and Borderlands (and, apparently, another first on this website). When Elizabeth flees from Booker, having discovered his subterfuge in trying to bring her to New York, she opens Tears of immense power that send the two of them to Pandora. Booker joins the original Vault Hunters on their quest for the Vault, while Elizabeth comes across, and frees, Angel. Elizabeth and Angel make it back to Fyrestone just in time to meet the Vault Hunters and Booker. But with Columbia in the distant past, they resolve to search for the Vault instead...and fight against the manipulations of Atlas and Hyperion... Abandoned due to lack of inspiration and motivation to continue beyond the third chapter.
Observations of a Wannabe Kunoichi: Like In Spite of Obstinate Men, this is a somewhat experimental fanfic, going into pure Naruto fanfic instead of pure Harry Potter fanfic. It's also my antidote to the multitude of Sakura-bashing fics. Sakura Haruno is a somewhat more analytical and intelligent young girl, one who is a little more interested in the intelligence-gathering side of being a ninja than chasing after Sasuke. Not that she doesn't. Stumbling upon Naruto's secret at the age of ten sets her on a path that may see Sakura taking a better path than in canon.
Kunoichi and Tanuki: An AU of Observations of a Wannabe Kunoichi, where Haku dies during the Wave Arc, and I ship Sakura with Gaara.
The Forbidden ANBU Files (O): Like The Cauldron and Zelretch's Collection of Alternates, only for Naruto.
Sins of the Father (C): A Harry Potter/Naruto fanfic. It's also my first fic to have bashing in it from the start, particularly of Dumbledore and James Potter. Shortly after his banishment from Konoha, Orochimaru has a brief dalliance with a stricken Lily Potter. Harry, with ophidian eyes, is definitely a freak. After fleeing Akatsuki, Orochimaru comes back to England to claim his progeny, only for his true intentions to be exposed to his son. Using Apparition to flee Orochimaru, Harry ends up in Konoha, where his destiny is entangled with that of two outcasts: his adoptive mother Anko Mitarashi, and troublemaker extraordinaire Naruto Uzumaki (First part of a series, will continue later)...
Broken Tools (C): A Harry Potter/Metal Gear Solid fanfic. Feeling broken after the end of the war against Voldemort, Harry is directed by a couple of ghosts to their son, a son who directs him to FoxHOUND. Joining not long before Solid Snake's mission to Zanzibar Land, Harry rises through the ranks, finds love, and becomes an informant during Liquid Snake's uprising on Shadow Moses Island. Now complete!
Puella Magi Luna Magica (C): I think you can guess what this is a crossover with. Luna Lovegood makes a contract with an Incubator to become a Magical Girl, but it's the Incubator who's getting shafted. A crack-fic, or at least my attempt at one. Two-shot!
Fall to Zenith(C): A crossover between Harry Potter and Highschool DxD. During the First Task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Harry learns that he is a Devil, of the House of Sitri. Thus begins a journey that will shake up both Magical Britain and the Underworld...and will lead to Harry and Rias Gremory getting entangled. Complete!
Tales of the Fall (O): A series of omakes and side-stories to Fall to Zenith.
Sympathy for the Devil (DA): Another Harry Potter and Highschool DxD crossover. Falling through the Veil during the battle in the Department of Mysteries, Harry Potter and Sirius Black fatally crashland in the Underworld, right in front of Rias Gremory and her Peerage. Reviving the two wizards as part of her Peerage, Rias gives them a new life. But can Harry and Sirius be accepted back home? And can they save Rias from her impending marriage to Riser Phenex? Abandoned due to realising it was a crap story. Existing chapters archived at The Cauldron.
Haemophilia: A Harry Potter/Hellsing crossover, based on the published chapters of sakurademonalchemist's work It's in the Blood, and written with her permission, but ultimately a divergent work in many regards. Harry has been fascinated by blood from the time he was young. Kept in the dark by Dumbledore and his friends after the Tri-Wizard Tournament debacle, Harry ends up caught up in the events at Cheddar. In the process, he learns about a dark heritage within, a heritage that will have him joining the Hellsing Organisation...
The Uncertainty Principle: Another Harry Potter/Hellsing crossover, this time with a female Harry and Schrödinger being paired. After escaping from the Dursleys after the Aunt Marge incident, Rose Potter is confronted by Sirius Black, only to somehow end up in the Potter Manor. There, she learns that not only that she isn't the Potter's biological child...but she isn't human. She is a Cat Sìth, one with a power shared only by one other of her kind: a boy brainwashed by Millennium, known only as Schrödinger...
Renaissance of the Renegades: A Harry Potter/Doctor Who crossover. In another universe, Harry Potter and Hermione Granger were once renegade Time Lords. Harry was once the great stellar engineer and would-be god Omega, while Hermione was once the cold, amoral scientist who called herself the Rani. These two renegades, upon regaining their memories, have embarked on a task to purge Magical Britain of its stagnation. But they aren't the only reincarnations from the Whoniverse here, and not all of them are on their side...
Saligia(H): My first foray into Fullmetal Alchemist fanfic, an experimental AU done from the point of view of Lust. It will involve Lust eventually defecting from Father's side. It's based mostly on Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, but with elements from the manga that didn't get into the anime. Again, still in its early stages.
Mater Familias: My first foray into Dragonball Z fanfic, and another AU, this time postulating what might have happened had Gine escaped Planet Vegeta. Crash-landing on the Planet Yardrat, Goku encounters a woman from his past, none other than his mother Gine. What's more, she is a Super Saiyan. Heading back to Earth sparks off a series of events that may shake the status quo up something fierce...
Dura Mater(H): What appears to be the first (marked, anyway) crossover between Silent Hill and Metal Gear Solid. Warned of her fate if she continued to work with XOF and Huey Emmerich, Strangelove takes her son Hal, and flees to the United States, eventually ending up a teacher in Silent Hill. But as Huey and Skull Face, accompanied by his top assassin Atropos (my name for Quiet, before she got burned), track her down, Strangelove, Hal, and a runaway delinquent end up caught up in Dahlia's twisted plans to have Alessa give birth to Silent Hill's dark god. Saving Alessa's life is easy enough, but now, they have to avoid monsters from the darkest depths of their minds and souls, assassins, and the machinations of Silent Hill's cult...
Heather Potter and the Legacy of Alessa(A): A crossover between Harry Potter and Silent Hill 3, and my first foray into doing a female Harry fic, now abandoned and archived at The Cauldron. Contains a little Dumbledore bashing. Heather Potter had strange memories unearthed by the Dementors, memories that she would learn, after her fourth year, were true. Forced to leave Britain in disgrace, Heather spends two years living with her adopted father from a past life, Harry Mason. But the claws of the Cult of Silent Hill begin reaching out, and Heather, armed with the memories of Alessa Gillespie and Cheryl Mason, must find a way to stop their machinations, before she is forced to give birth to a demonic god...
Henry Ashford and the Goblet of Fire (C): A crossover between Harry Potter and Resident Evil, with Harry being adopted by Alexia Ashford, of all people. She gives him the T-Veronica virus in tandem with herself, and uses his genes to give herself magic. Pulled out of stasis by the Goblet of Fire, a very strange mother and son pair prepare to wreak havoc at the Tri-Wizard Tournament. It has recently gained a sequel in...
Henry Ashford and the Wrath of Marcus: A sequel to the above, it involves Henry Ashford (Harry as adopted by Alexia), along with Hermione, Luna, and Lisa, investigating the T-Virus outbreaks in the Arklay Mountains. Covers the events of Resident Evil 0 and Resident Evil.
Resident Evil: Basilisk (A): My second Harry Potter/Resident Evil crossover, now abandoned and archived in The Cauldron. What happens when you have a VERY cynical post-Hogwarts Harry Potter caught up in the events of Resident Evil 5? This results, I would think...
Journey of the Sorcerer(C): Yet another Harry Potter crossover, this one with Soul Eater. Harry didn't know it, but his family came from another world. His mother was descended from branch of a family of Weapons who developed magic, and opted to exile themselves rather than deal with the suspicion of the DWMA. At a young age, Harry's soul cried out...and found a kindred soul in Crona (who's a girl in this story). Long story short? Harry ends up as Crona's second Weapon partner in the world of Soul Eater, and they flee Medusa. Years later, they receive an offer they can't refuse, and end up working for the DWMA... (Now complete, but with a sequel planned...)
Newport Mage: Harry Potter meets Ghost in the Shell (the manga version, specifically). Harry Potter, Master of Death, ends up in another world, in Newport City. His flatmate, a certain Major Motoko Kusanagi, soon learns that her housemate hides some interesting secrets...
Verdant Magic: A crossover between Harry Potter and Batman...where Lily is Poison Ivy, she's still alive, and when she regains her memories, she is NOT happy...
Yin and Yang: A crossover between Harry Potter and Batman: Arkham Asylum. Harry and Luna are happily married, and have become vigilantes in Gotham City, Yin and Yang. Gaining tolerance from the Batman, they end up getting caught up in the Joker's takeover of Arkham Asylum, where they discover more in this than meets the eye...
Truth and Consequences(H): A crossover between Harry Potter and Fullmetal Alchemist, and the first of my married Harry/Luna fics. Harry and Luna embark on a journey through the Veil, and encounter the Truth. Sacrificing their magic for circle-less alchemy, they embark on a journey with the Elric brothers which may see them not only disrupt the plans of Father, but also encounter someone Harry lost a long time ago, Sirius Black...
Perils of Magical Investigative Journalism: A crossover between Harry Potter and Fate/Stay Night. Harry and Luna end up in Fuyuki City shortly before the Fifth Grail War. Luna wants to do an exposé. Harry wants peace and quiet. Only one of them are getting what they want...
Ex Umbra in Solem: A crossover between Harry Potter and Fate/Zero. A Master of Death Harry story, where, after being hurled through the Veil, Harry ends up with Saber/Arturia in the summoning circle Kiritsugu is using. Hilarity does not ensue: pathos does...
Gorgon and Thanatos: Another crossover between Harry Potter and Fate/Zero. Events lead to Harry curating a secret magical library in Fuyuki, and adopting Sakura Tohsaka as his daughter. However, when the events of the Fourth Holy Grail War come around, and Harry accidentally ends up summoning Medusa, he has to come to terms with danger in the present...and memories of a past life...
Ignis Aurum Probat: A crossover between Harry Potter and Yu-Gi-Oh! Harry has been employed by the Tomb Keepers. His job? Shepherd Yugi Muto towards his destiny. Along the way, Harry will find love, in the arms of aloof card player Mai Valentine...
Champion of Twilight: And once more, a Harry Potter crossover, this time with The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess. The Deathly Hallows are actually artifacts from Hyrule, and their close proximity in the final battle sends Harry to the Twilight Realm upon Voldemort's defeat. Charged by the Goddesses of Hyrule with helping Midna and Link save Hyrule, Harry saves Midna just before Zant turns her into an imp. The fate of Hyrule rests on the shoulders of a battle-weary wizard, a snarky princess of Twilight, and a teenaged farmhand who is out of his depth, even when he is turned into a wolf...
L for Luna(C): My second one-shot, involving a crossover between Harry Potter and A for Andromeda. Namely, where Andromeda is actually Luna Lovegood's mother.
The UNIT Bulletin Board(O): A Doctor Who comedy/crack fic, in the style of Neon Genesis Evangelion: A Missive From the Commander, and Things Konoha Genin Are Not Allowed to Do. Basically, humorous postings on UNIT's notice board, starting from just before the events of The Invasion.
Vincit Qui Patitur: My first pure Final Fantasy fanfic, an AU based on Final Fantasy X, where Seymour was raised amongst the Al Bhed, and who has ended up a heroic character.
Final Fantasy VI: The Abridged Series: My attempt at doing an Abridged Series-style parody story, of Final Fantasy VI...
La Vita Nuova: My first pure Final Fantasy VIII fanfic, and with a twist on the 'Ultimecia is a future Rinoa' fanon, which I don't subscribe to. While using Junction Machine Ellone to view the past in order to formulate her plans, Ultimecia is attacked by SeeDs. As her body dies in the future, her soul is absorbed into a child still in the womb with Sorceress potential: Rinoa. Growing up, Rinoa starts her own charity, dedicated to helping Sorceresses and opposing SeeD. But she soon has her preconceptions about SeeD and Garden shaken, and soon, she may have to become allies with the very people she hated to save the world from Vinzer Deling's ambitions...
Anchor of Ultimecia: The first (AFAIK) crossover between Final Fantasy VIII and Neon Genesis Evangelion. While trapped within Leliel, Shinji and EVA Unit 01 end up in another world. Ending up with the teenager who will become Ultimecia, Shinji finds herself becoming her Knight, even as forces in this new world continue to target them both...
Raison d'Etre: My first pure Final Fantasy IX fanfic. In the aftermath of the battle between Kuja and Brahne, a strange girl with a tail appears nearby before Zidane and his friends leave. Stranded on an unfamiliar world, Mikoto must try and find a way back home. But what will happen when Zidane and the others find that she has been concealing Terra's plans from them?
Zidane of Burmecia: An AU (albeit a not-so-different one) of Final Fantasy IX, where Zidane, instead of being raised by Tantalus, is raised by the Crescent family of Burmecia, and is thus Freya's little brother.
Black Mage of Kuoh: The first crossover between Final Fantasy IX and Highschool DxD, as far as I can tell. Vivi, upon dying, is given a second chance. Reincarnated on Earth, Vivi becomes Issei Hyoudou, a quiet, introverted boy who nonetheless knows about the Three Factions, and will soon get drawn into their conflict...
Kuja von Einzbern: The first marked crossover between Final Fantasy IX and Fate/Zero, and inspired by the Everything for My Family challenge by Gabriel Herrol. Plucked from apparently certain doom by Zelretch, Kuja's life is extended, and he is left with the von Einzberns. There, the love given by Irisviel begins to change Kuja for the better, even knowing she will perish during the Holy Grail War. Kuja intends to win the Grail with the help of the Saber Servant Arturia, hoping it can restore Irisviel, but he is opposed by a number of enemy Masters...including the ruthless Master of Caster, the Magus Killer, Kiritsugu Emiya...
Coconuts?!(C): My first (and admittedly weak) foray into Fate/Stay Night fanfic, a crossover with Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Well, not quite. Rather, where Saber is sent a copy of the film by a bored Zelretch.
Light the Blue Touch Paper and Run Like Hell: Originally intended to be a crossover between Harry Potter and Fate/Stay Night, this is the first marked crossover between Fate/Stay Night (well, Fate/Zero) and Thor. After falling from the Bifrost, Loki ends up not with Thanos, but with Zelretch. Eager to start anew, Loki accepts Zelretch's request to join the Fourth Holy Grail War as the Master of Caster, aka Medea of Colchis. But can these two damaged souls, as they wage a war of pranks and nerves on the other Masters, find salvation in each other? Or will mutual betrayal tear them apart?
Zelretch's Collection of Alternates (O): Like The Cauldron, only for the Nasuverse.
Underground's Champion: A crossover between Harry Potter and Undertale. Harry was thrown into the Underground by the Dursleys, where he was found and adopted by Alphys, shortly after Chara was adopted by the Dreemurrs. Now, years later, Harry, his mothers Alphys and Undyne, his girlfriend Chara, and her adoptive brother Asriel, are pulled out of the Underground by the Goblet of Fire, shattering the Barrier in the process. A Monster-raised Harry must compete in the Tri-Wizard Tournament, while Chara must confront ghosts from her past...including her infamous father.
Dum Spiro Spero(C): A oneshot crossover between FEAR and Undertale. What if Alma Wade ended up in the Underground instead of Chara? Would it be a change for better or for worse?
Queen of Spiders and Greatest Detective (C): A oneshot crossover between Undertale and Death Note. L goes to Muffet's cafe after the Pacifist Ending.
What Lies Beneath: A crossover between Final Fantasy X and Undertale. An act of malice perpetrated by a Maester sends a young Yuna and Paine into the Underground. Adopted into the Dreemurr family, the two girls are restless, knowing Spira still suffers under the predations of Sin. But when Auron comes with Tidus in tow, and offers the Underground a chance at freedom, it looks set to change the course of Spira forever, when the very beings that they betrayed a thousand years ago will help stop Sin...
Super Saiyan Saviour: A crossover between Dragonball Z and Undertale. A year after the Cell Games, Gohan and Chi-Chi have a falling out, and Gohan ends up in the Underground by accident. Plagued by dreams of another's life, and learning of the injustice that led to the monsters' imprisonment, Gohan resolves to set them free...
ANNOUNCEMENT (March 27, 2017): Taking a break from fanfic writing ATM.
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